Ben13's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Ben13's Profile › Ben13's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 (of 663 pages)
 Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:32pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why the groom wearing black?" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:30pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:28pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:27pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?" Totally flattered, he replied, "No, dear they haven't." At that point she yelled, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:24pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen". The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord" and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch, he said, "Amen". He took off again, saying, "Praise the Lord". The horse started going toward the edge of the cliff. The preacher got excited and said, "Whoa!". Then he remembered and said, "Amen", so the horse stopped at the edge. The preacher was so relieved that he looked up to heaven and said, "Praise the Lord!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:23pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A little boy found a bible so old it was covered in 12 inches of dust. The little boy scooped away the dust and then slowly opened the ancient bible. As he opened the bible he noticed a leaf. He quickly ran to his mom and said, "Look what I found mom!" The mom asked, "What is it"? "I think it's Adams underwear", replied the boy. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:10pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
One day God was talking to Adam and he said "Adam you look lonely, I know I'll give you a woman but it will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam said " what can I get for a rib?" The rest is history. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:09pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
A healing Pastor came to a church. There was a long line to see him. It was a little boys turn in line and he said it was his hearing. So, the healing Pastor grabbed his ears and said a prayer. The Pastor let go and asked, "hows your hearing now''. "I don't know, it's not till Friday," replied the boy. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:02pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Cbase, where you na? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Foolish Poor Man by Ben13(mod): 2:57pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
The man's problem doesn't lye only on poverty.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 2:53pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
iyeayo:There are other wonderful threads you can chat with Kunbee and even others like me and Abbey all over Nairaland. The thread was locked cos it was abused. Only the chat thread is allowed for chats and offtopics in this section. Your thread was full of offtopics, so deserves a lock. Maybe when it's cleaned, it will be unlocked. Open a thread in the Dating & meet up section and dedicate it to Kunbee and your laughter will be there you. No one took it way from you. Just a suggestion. As for you and Parki, keep your grievances to yourselves, if you have any and stop calling each other names on hia. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: PLEASE DON'T READ (only see) by Ben13(mod): 2:44pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Why you thief this picture na? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 2:41pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
D1KeleVra:~ewu~! Like say you attend kindergarten |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 2:38pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
Cbase bought a $750,000 engagement ring for his girlfriend, a week later they decided to separate, no more marriage for life! Who takes home this $750,000 ring? The lucky lady is wearing the ring which can’t come out of the finger and Cbase is asking for the finger to be cut in two halves to allow the ring come out. Tales by moonlight~! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 2:22pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
cbase and ladder~! na your potential business be dat? dickele, I tot you're referring to SMS unit. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Boyfriend (pix) by Ben13: 5:47pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
~Your husband needs concubines~!  |
| Romance › Re: She Refuses Me Intimacy by Ben13: 5:44pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
Why would she refuse you intimacy? Loan her out! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Boyfriend (pix) by Ben13: 5:23pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
^^Candy na  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:16pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
No kwalms. . . where on earth is pharoh and dani? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Boyfriend (pix) by Ben13: 5:12pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
Kunbee:At least boifriends are knocking but you're refusing. . . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:08pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
If you'll be back by sunday, not bad~! I'll try to make my services short. |
| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Finally Married! Hurray ! !(with pics) by Ben13: 5:03pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Boyfriend (pix) by Ben13: 4:44pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
Kunbee, boifriends are everywhere even in the church. As Abbey~! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Boyfriend (pix) by Ben13: 4:39pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
I no fit shout~! Kunbee is searching. . . no come near moi o |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:37pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
lol. . .want to meet u hia in Lag. Don't prefer any other state. no kwalms, we'll make it when u're back. |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 (of 663 pages)