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Bitter truth?

Dickele you need to break that curse o

lol at ya age on NL, you don't know how to modify posts

wish you gudluck

Aisha must be a good lady. How many shilren has she had for you?

Pls, buy her ice-cream and fish roll. It's been long she ate that

A man hired a cock as his Alarm, and this was all he could get in return.

LOL. . .if aunty abbey catch you? that ya 2inch go bend

Dickele, Abbey won't harm you. She aiint as strong as you think

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=384232.msg5538963#msg5538963 date=1266507057]as for me o, i dnt buy fake things like dekele!  [/quote]poor him.

Abbey, no one is a bider to ya username too.

I sure say that one no dey exist

Dani never attended any school, he's been on the street for a very long time selling 'pure' water

Criminals can always identify themselves

I trust Pharoh, he's got money to feed the whole Nairaland.

Dani never sabi toast babe

xynerise:
Ben have you seen my boxers? . How family na?

why you dey expose me unnecessarily?

you guys should have pity for the guy na. . .the name don tey hia

Who have decided to bid for dickele?

Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released.

Jon is called into the doctor's office first. The doctor says, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?

Jon says, "I'd be half blind.

That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes? I'd be completely blind." The doctor tells him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he tells Dan the
questions and answers.

The doctor asks Dan, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?

Dan says, "I'd be half blind. The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"

I'd be completely blind. Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?" asks the doctor. Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."

Pharoh, you don chop?

that was a joke, holythug

dickele, if you derail the thread, I'll lock it.

Hey, welcome to the chat thread for Jokers. . .

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Name: - Benedicta

Nickname:- Ben10

Interest (Hobbies)- Romance

DOB:- Feb. 3rd, 1994

Age:- I already told you DOB

Gender  : shemale

Size of bosoms:- Like that of Stella Obj.

Please and please dont drop phone numbers. .you can call me on 0801200090012

Dani, this number aiint correct, ewu

dani1luv:
If there's should only be copy and paste here. .then how do we comment. . or we wld also copy and paste comment. . ehn

WE COMMENT ON EACH COPIED AND PASTED JOKES AND NOT TO CHAT.

Dickele more, pls. . .

great thread. . .copy and paste jokes randomly; no chatting pls.

Here's mine (copied)

Nigeria’s President Umaru Yar'Adua has continually been criticized and often called a weak President by Nigerians in and outside the country. Yesterday, the President could
not take this accusation anymore and decided to diffuse this accusation.

Here is what the President had to say in his prime time
address:

Fellow Nigerians, I, President Umaru Yar'Adua,
have for months been called a weak President.
Let me tell you Nigerians, I am not weak as you all think! I am doing
something for Nigerians.
Yesterday for example, I managed to attend my village wrestling competition in Katsina State. My fellow Nigerians, a President who does all these, is he a weak President?

Office

xynerise:
You want it right? Then have it.
you galfriend dey tuck-in bosom and when she dey wash cloth she go tie am like utter neck across her neck.
You yansh no get hole that was why you find it easy to break palm kannel with it.
You dey read newspaper and about to turn to the other page, instead of you to use your spit, you use your spermatozoa.
Still coming Bozo

where is chykason?

I smell rat on the motive of this thread.

Dani get monkey head with lion tail. . .

This was in the last 10 generations.

anything that concerns dickele in this market doesn't sell. So I'm not in support