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CelebritiesRe: Which Of Ur Body Parts Is The Sexiest by Ben13: 3:02pm On Feb 22, 2010
My pointed Nose! cheesy
RomanceRe: NL Ladies Are The That UGLY by Ben13: 3:00pm On Feb 22, 2010
First, they turned the Virginity talk into nuisance; Now, it's NL babez beautiful or ugly. cheesy
EducationRe: Unilorin Leads Nigerian Varsities In World Ranking by Ben13: 2:26pm On Feb 22, 2010
Where is the list of the ranking? Nigerian news sites can't be trusted any longer.

What happens to Uniben, OAU and Unilag? Tseeeew!
RomanceRe: Guys, Can U Beat Ur Wife/girlfriend? by Ben13: 1:25pm On Feb 22, 2010
Why would one even beat a fellow human. . .is s/he a COW? sad
Jokes EtcRe: Pmsl . . . Pissing My Self Laughing! by Ben13(mod): 12:06pm On Feb 22, 2010
The poor innocent babe was inside the house cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Ben13(mod): 11:34am On Feb 22, 2010
A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the
mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and says, Dear,
would you like to say the blessing?

I wouldn't know what to say," shyly replies the little girl.

Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie.

Her daughter
takes a deep breath, bows her head, and solemnly says, Dear
Lord, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner?
PoliticsRe: Is It Not Time Yar'adua Is Impeached!? by Ben13: 12:02pm On Feb 20, 2010
If Yar'Adua is impeached, His plans on Electricity will die finally.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Think I Have Feelings For Michelin89 by Ben13: 11:38am On Feb 20, 2010
Cut ya coat according to ya cloth, before u become the next Eyoniggar grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Girls, Never Marry Someone You Only Love by Ben13: 11:32am On Feb 20, 2010
lol grey hair then.
RomanceRe: Why Do NL Guys And Girls Get Angry The Sec Virginity Is Mentioned In Any Thread? by Ben13: 11:06am On Feb 20, 2010
Simply because you thread starters on Virginity issues turned it into nuisance.

Once one logs into NL romance section, ones sees up to 10 threads about virginity on the queue cheesy

The thing don decrease sef, you need to have been here last year; We cried for the stop! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 10:53am On Feb 20, 2010
I no fit laff grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: For the most prettiest on Nairaland. . by Ben13: 5:36pm On Feb 19, 2010
Don't mind his useless doctor. . . heaven knows he never attended a nursery school.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:22pm On Feb 19, 2010
Dani, where is my chin-chin?
RomanceRe: Where And How Did You Meet Your Girlfriend/boyfriend? by Ben13: 5:19pm On Feb 19, 2010
^^You like trouble abi? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 5:09pm On Feb 19, 2010
Abbey, you and sexuality cheesy

Pharoh, my prisoners are much uncountable. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by Ben13(mod): 5:09pm On Feb 19, 2010
They're not out yet, buy the ones that are already in stock. cheesy
RomanceRe: Best Thread In The Romanctic Section - Ever! by Ben13: 5:07pm On Feb 19, 2010
RomanceRe: Best Thread In The Romanctic Section - Ever! by Ben13: 4:55pm On Feb 19, 2010
I smell rat. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by Ben13(mod): 4:55pm On Feb 19, 2010
What username do you have in mind? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 4:50pm On Feb 19, 2010
Listening to Asa's Mr Jailer. . .
Jokes EtcRe: My Private Part. by Ben13(mod): 4:40pm On Feb 19, 2010
Lysaa's private part is black.
Jokes EtcRe: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by Ben13(mod): 2:54pm On Feb 19, 2010
Copied. . . grin

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.'

'Very good! And what is it used for?'

'It is used for headache.'

The second pupil said: 'Nytol'

'Excellent. And what it is used for?'

'To help you sleep.'

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra'

'Johnny, what is it used for?'

'I think it can be used for diarrhea.'

'Who told you this?'

'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little poo will get harder.'
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 2:38pm On Feb 19, 2010
Have you guys taken Lunch?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 9:22am On Feb 19, 2010
Pls, join moi with this hot coffee kiss

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