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this is only possible if we have God fearing people.

Happy Birthday Mother Mary.

Happy Birthday

so happy 4u. thanks to God

[quote
author=redsun]What did he do for nigerians apart from deceiving them
immortally?What does a preacher have to offer the society apart from
making people grossly irresponsible and zombie like?

Mumudom.[/quote]that's very bad .ask God 2 4give u. learn to respect any man of God, whether muslim or christian.

illicit: so who tempted abraham?

test of faith not temptation

RIP man...yours songs are all touching and meaningful.

saving has so many factors. its remains 4mths 4me but am able to save 22500*6. if you dont have others means, and you want to save,surely the person will suffer,not even in my ppa.

hollandis: how can u wish a happy birthday to someone u have not seen? Nigerians and their stupidity sha

how can you say such? that's bad.

happy birthday to you.

[quote
author=naijawhist]https://www.naijawhistle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Vast.jpg
This
is really sad. Vast... You know the dark dude from the group
Bracket? He's been diagnosed with Lymphoma (cancer of the blood).
Thankfully he's receiving treatment in the UK and should be back in
Nigeria soon.

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[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1100559_vast1_jpg40c5d8eb1a7bd060b8fd68cf28c18900[/img]

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Source:http://www.naijawhistle.com/smash-bracket-diagnosed-of-cancer/[/quote]may God in His infinite Mercy heal him. Amen

[quote
author=ashson]I wish I knew who wrote this, it's very funny and so very
true......

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the
guys' side of the story. We always hear " therules" from the woman's
side.

These are the Man Rules! And all of them are numbered "1" for the
obvious reason!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine
... really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.[/quote]true, i noticed most of these in my guy's character.

[quote

author=ccsexyluv][img]http://3.bp..com/-DdHHVvkQ6m0/UYWKziE9pcI/AAAAAAABqG4/hTaQnmwD_jk/s1600/171349912.jpg[/img]Former
Super Eagles defender, Chidi Odiah, 30, has released a statement
denying recent reports that he now drives taxis in the US to survive
after being let go by his Russian club, Cska Moscow. See his statement
below...

My attention has being drawn to the slandering news going round the
online media that I was spotted driving a Taxi somewhere in the United
States of America.

I am taking this rebuttal path due to the hurt that story has caused
my friends and family members. With due respect to taxi drivers who
means of livelihood are through that means, I state, emphatically, that I
am not a taxi driver neither am I in the United States of America . I
am a professional footballer who loves my profession and yet to resign
from playing football.


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Stay Updated, Follow @naijablogger on Twitter
[www.twitter.com/naijablogger]. Pin:296D0699 | www.[/quote]pls leav im alone. its his private life. @Yuzedo, whether he's lying or nt, its none of ur business

[quote
author=Every_LadY]please if you are 18yrs and
below,no need to comment.Can you remember this? Mention one program you
watched on this box.[/quote]good old days.this generation are missing. i remember a family who used to cover theirs with a coloured transparent plastic.

[quote
author=bolaino]It's a question that should be answered with utmost
sincerity, with all honesty and with no religious bias (but I doubt my
christian folks will be able to do that).

But let's examine the death of jesus, christians from time immemorial
have given us the illusion that it was the greatest and noblest thing
any man or God could have done for his people, by paying the ultimate
price, ( giving up his life),

But I chose to disagree, in the case of jesus, he is said to be God, and
he created all things, having this knowledge how would coming to earth
and dying and going back to splendor a big deal? I know of people who
have gone through a lot worse for no reward at all, not to talk about
jesus, who is supposed to be the beginning and the end, this should have
been like a walk in the park for him.

But it was'nt, even knowing fully well that he was going to rise up
again and be praised in heaven and on earth for all eternity, he was
still scared, begging himself in heaven not to allow the whole thing
happen.

Personally I would go through all jesus went through just to be given
one billion dollars, I know of people who would go through same tin or
even worse for less, did jesus suffer more than the slaves in america?
Or did he suffer more than the people who were tortured and beaten to
death, in places like cambodia, uganda, rwanda etc, the answer is No, so
christians should stop saying how difficult it was for jesus to lay his
life down for sinners.[/quote]u n dos saying rubbish just make sure u don say thgs dt wl mak u comment sin.

[quote

author=Kaymisola]https://thenetng.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Comedian-Princess-weds-460x460.jpg

She
is now officially a MRS!
Popular Nigerian comedienne Princess Damilola Adekoya is now married -
court wedding though.
Adekoya and her lover Ade were joined as hussy/wiffy some moments ago at
the Federal Marriage Registry, Ikoyi, Lagos.
The couple will have their traditional marriage ceremony on the 8th of
May, 2013. Congrats to them especially to Princess! See photo below:
http://www.kemifilani.com/2013/04/comedienne-princess-weds-at-ikoyi.html[/quote]d young face of d guy does nt mean he's younger than her. n if he's younger than her, i beg leave her its her choice.
HML

[quote
author=Vilicious]Am not asking for fun but to know. The bible teaches
that If someone slaps you in one side of your cheek, you should turn the
other side. After a sermon in my campus fellowship, a guy wanted to
tempt me. As I was standing in front of my fellowship members, a guy
just ran close to me, slapped me and stated running away. I ran after
him, (I was bigger and faster) caught him and pounced on him in front of
my fellowship members, some fellowship members were not happy with my
action, they said I was not in the spirit. I know I should have let it
go, as a christian. So here is my question; if someone hit you do you
turn the other side and walk away or are you a little bit like me (am
trying to change o) please share your experience too[/quote]

[quote
author=Vilicious]Am not asking for fun but to know. The bible teaches
that If someone slaps you in one side of your cheek, you should turn the
other side. After a sermon in my campus fellowship, a guy wanted to
tempt me. As I was standing in front of my fellowship members, a guy
just ran close to me, slapped me and stated running away. I ran after
him, (I was bigger and faster) caught him and pounced on him in front of
my fellowship members, some fellowship members were not happy with my
action, they said I was not in the spirit. I know I should have let it
go, as a christian. So here is my question; if someone hit you do you
turn the other side and walk away or are you a little bit like me (am
trying to change o) please share your experience too[/quote]u dit understand dt Jesus ws talkin in parable. bt u nid to mak d story clear. ws there anythg btw d two of u cos,to tell u d truth its stranger.
u nid to mak d picture of d story clearer.

5 out of 10

Delafruita: wetin concern jesus for the matter?

what's wrong wt what was typed. if u hate Jesus u dont need to show it through d social media.. once more , thank you Jesus n pls continue ur work in er life

[quote
author=oyewoleabiola21]I met this lady 3yrs ago,in a bus why going to
work.she look so innocent and beatiful on getting to know she told me a
lot of personal things about her and her familly..makin me to bliv she
was unexposed,as she continue wit the relationship I discover that she
only like to _ me when she feel she is in need of money and once I give
it to her she will turn her back and live.she called me about a week ago
asking Me to change here curve2 to Touch which I did,just yesterday she
told me she is tired of using Touch that I should get her Bold5..I
tried to talk som sense into her but she wouldn't listen she told Me I
should not call/ping her if I haven't buy the Bold..pls what should I do
? Should I get her d Boldtouch or what ? The most painful aspect of it
is that ever since we've bin datin we never had sex..can I jst let her
go like that?[/quote]am sory, she's nt interested in u 4get abt er.let er go.

[quote
author=cyril83]Hmmmm! Akpabio can't just wipe off the memory of good
times he had with that sluttt *annie*. Let's wait and see if their
marriage wouldn't end up like that of 9ice and toni payne.

Tubaba i pray you don't end up biting fingers coz a public dog you have
as wife[/quote]bad comment. u can be sued wt dt comment, al d same wish ppl what u wish yourself.

[quote
author=OAM4J]He is from Argentina, first South American Pope

https://ncronline.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_slideshow/public/stories/images/Cardenal-Jorge-Mario-Bergoglio-Buenos_TINIMA20130219_1018_5.jpg?itok=X4Z2rbRN

VATICAN
CITY- Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, 76, of Argentina was announced as
the new pope Wednesday after white smoke emerged from the roof of the
Sistine Chapel, and the bells of St. Peter's Basilica pealed, signalling
that cardinals had chosen a new pope to lead the troubled Roman
Catholic Church after only five ballots. [size=13pt]The new pope will
call himself Pope Francis I[/size].

http://www.jpost.com/International/Article.aspx?id=306321[/quote]Congrats. May d Gud Lord direct u. May he make u his vessel. Mother Mary pls interceed on his behave.Amen.

[quote
author=alpha conde]During the week the catholic faithfuls in lagos and
other parts of nigeria rolled out their drums to commemorate the 150th
anniversary of catholicism in nigeria. The week before the carmelites
also ceelbrated 25 years of stepping foot in nigeria.
So let's drop a word of congratulations for them and recall how
catholicism have strengthened our lives as christians.[/quote]Glory to Jesus ,Honour to Mary. Glory and Honour to you Lord.

[quote
author=OkwaIfugo]3rd class won't
hinder anyone from achieving what He or she wants .[/quote]you are right

[quote
author=huni_naija]Am I APC's party logo that I'll be doing such idiotic
hairstyle, when I am not a fool It's only Agbero women that will
do such pathetic hairstyles..

Tufia![/quote]we are not discussing politics here.

baibijay: after their divorce who will own it
Okay maybe they will return it

that's really bad of u? do u pray for such to happen to u.

he is nt d richest in Nigeria. we have people who are richer than him who dont borrow money from CBN nor politicians.

Foster cat: Gov. Fashola Begs Dangote To Have A Snap Shot With
Him

I was watching Metrofile this morning, a TV program on Channels. The duo
attended a birthday party and Fashola was practically begging Dangote
for a photo shot with him. It was clearly heard. Fashola repeatedly
said, let me snap with the richest man in Africa, let me snap with the
richest man in Africa.

I was like wow, see my governor o. I think he should have done it in a
diplomatic way, but he was screaming. BRF I bow for you o. I no know say
person dey wey you fit respect. Dangote indeed you are too
much.

find something else to say

[quote
author=alj harem]it shows you are not a Muslim or have never been to any Islamic
gathering. Moreover is it sensible to be complaining at someone's burial
?[/quote]though, Imam and any thg relating to islam shd nt av been mentioned bt mind u wot d clergy said was nt complain , so all wot he said are sensible. try to say d truth,put religion aside.

[quote
author=floriana]Obasanjo's house has always been on fire since he slept
with his son's wife. Yesterday's fire is a small one compared to the
fire ignited by obj with his resilient yoghurt gun.[/quote]where you there when he slept with her?. even though it was announced throught the media does it mean you should bear false witness against him

Leemak: minor incident abi? dont worry major incident is on its way......yeye man.

may it never happen. no matter what happens, mind the finger you point at people because it can backfire

Tinyemeka: Hmmm... Queried for 'messing'.

Soon, they'll make it an offence to pick the nose with the fingers or to even sneeze.

seriously,its a bad habit 2pick nose wt d fingers