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Ok...this happened back in 2003, ibadan. isi to be precise. Never had i been so happy to come late to school that day. If you are late and get to school during assembly, u wait at the school gate till after assembly afterwhich u enter. So on this particular day, i was late to school.... After the assembly, we were allowed in. On the way to the classroom, i noticed all ss3 boys were still on the assembly. The principal had told them to wait behind. Apparently, while the school anthem was going on, dem boys wey singing their own remixed version so they were to be punished (flogging). I was so happy i dint come early.
Thats not all... My best friend then was on the assembly and was not feeling well. So he begged the teacher flogging then to pls spare him as he wasnt feeling ok. Teacher said NO. Started flogging.
Na so my guy slump o...went unconcious, immediately school authorites rush am to jaja inside UI. My guy mama na chief justice for high court and very revered woman like that in ibadan. She got to know of the situation and she stormed into the school with policemen looking for the teacher. Principal don go hide teacher wey flog my guy inside one big wardrobe like that because she know say if dem catch am, e don be for am be dat.
Las las, guy recovered and was given a few days to rest from school. Immediately he resume, na that teacher go greet am as e dey come down from hin mama official car.
Memories...

But why is he playing a player that adds nothing to the team. A total waste in pl the whole of last year. Is lingard a better player than mata in that position? Ole must be dating lingard's senior sister

Holding is playing shit so far

Hehehehe...sokratis told the fans to calm down

lilwetdick:
if you have a sister, will your father allow a man earning 30k to marry your sister? pls be realistic

I got married earning 29,700. My FIL knew. He had faith in me to be more and to do more. Now i earn more than 5x in just 6 months

Got married 8 months ago while i was teaching earning 29,700. 6 months after, got me a job that pays more than 5x. And i still have bigger career aspirations. My wife is my inspiration to do better and be better. Ladies, Just find yourself a man that has dreams and not afraid to go after them to be successful

Before i got married, my wife always had a quote " there is always some curious and exhilarating feeling when you are stealing meat from the pot apart from when that pot is yours". After we got married and she discovered the freedom that came with making love without hiding the notion from anyone, her perception changed. Sex in marriage is way better. When single, we would 'only smoosh' o, guilt will have us run back to God to ask for forgiveness so frequently, we would think God wasnt even sending us again. But now ehn...everything sweet. We have been late to church before on a sunday morning because we were busy smashing eachother. No guilt, No judgement, NADA!!! and we could still praise God in Fufilment. Got home and continued again.

My wife has nose and 3 ear piercings on each ear. Born and raised in the north and i have no problems with them. If i can, you can too

Very informative thread. I am looking to rent an aprtment at oworonshoki in january

Hi guys. Please i would like to know what is the maximum cash deposit that a person can pay into the bank in a day without raising any enquiry thanks. Also does a bank transfer have any limit?

In all these, the EFCC Still does not have concrete evidence of fraud. They need to get some real evidence else, the nigga would walk away unhurt. All they have mentioned is money from unknown sources moving from account to account.

Am contemplating buying the unidigi power helio p35. This is the first time i am hearing of the phone maker. Is there any company that takes care of its products here in nigeria like carl care does for tecno and infinix?

Hi. Does anyone have/know any self contain or single room in a three bedroom apartment around gbagada/oshodi axis that i can be paying monthly? Thanks.

Pls where is Gasline? Which state is it located? State the exact area with a landmark. It will help. Thanks

Pls treat as urgent. Spread the work to anyone who is interested. Thanks

Hi people. A Primary school at Ring Road, Ibadan is urgently in need of a class teacher for Basic 5. Pls contact me urgently on whatsapp 080 3242 7198. Thanks

Thisis2raw:
This man needs to slow his row, that same Bible say "touch not my anointed"
When Elisha was mocked he cured those kid that mocked him and they will devoured by bears.
So any man of can lay curse on anyone that hurts or mock them

Exactly! Even Christ cursed the fig tree.

SLAP44:
In some parts of the country, anyone who ever plays for the national team of foreign clubs will be expected to leave a house and wealth for their children and parents before they pass on.

He did. Come to my area in ibadan and see his compound... Its massive with up ti 4 buildings but abandoned since he died. Only God knows who has claimed it

Carlyboi:
What’s Musa still doing on the pitch?even Iwobi sef ighalo is isolated he shd double the attack or bring Onyekuru or onuachu if it doesn’t want to change the shape

So you were saying?

Your sister accompanied you to a sex shop? That must be one sick family!

Rapinoe is lifting that most coveted cup in the final, no doubt!

Jaqenhghar:
Guy the woman say na sing she want make dem sing wetin come concern money for the matter. Do you know if she is well to do?

Good response. Mature people know money cant solve ALL the problems in the world. Some people just want peace and some miracle that no money can bring. There are cases of rich depressed people commiting suicide, all they have craved for was peace of mind and some miracle. Who knows if her condition was terminal and no amount of money could help. The woman wanted to hear david sing for her and she got it.

anabose:
I shame for afcon no fans just watch European championship.... you go like atmosphere

Lol... No rhythm in the atmosphere at all. Everybody just dey blow trumpet any how, no symphony, nothing. Who would want to stay in a noisy place?

shogsman:
Open where, this is a complete and utter domination by France.

If u dominate a whole match without scoring? Did u close the match?

Funny thing is this game is still very open. Our defense is very good and impressive. Midfielders have to do more with respect to attacking. See as france don introduce their top scorer star, we also need to up our game

otokx:
The hair for me is too long and is drawing her back.

Bro, she's still making very good runs down her flank o. I dont think its making her uncomfortable. Pros of having a white coach. If na naija coach now, he go don force her to cut am

Mhen... Ordega is sooo fineeeeee. That purple hair makes her look more distinctive, dangerous and special

killsmith:
Vastly Overrated. There are far better Spanish midfielders who would have done better if they were opportuned to play in Barcelona under guardiola. Guti, baraja, Marcus senna, de la red, de la pena etc....

In point!

franklingud:
Truth is... Nigerians like listening to good rubbish. That's why artists like wizkid, kCee, Skiibii, tekno etc doesn't have lyrical content in all their songs.
At least Davido is trying but not even up to 70% when rated.
KCee is the worst.
Artists like Asa, Timi Dakolo, Simi, Adekunle gold, Korede bello, Duncan mighty are really making me proud.

Rappers like M I are legendary lyricists.


Others go to the studio to smoke weed, shout to a good production and start their gibbering, ranting and release it for Nigerians that like listening to their nonsense.


And lastly let me make it clear that Falzthebadguy album EP "moral instructions" is EPIC.
Kudos to him.

Dont forget our darling JD "Johnny Drille"

delugajackson:
Better people dey complain, this one dey follow open mouth. Which International artiste dey Ghana?

Fuse ODG