₦airaland Forum

SalamRushdie:
I don't understand why the had to buy her a decoder with 2 years subscription ..Is it TV she came to watch in this world night?

. Please let's all try and be a bit reasonable here... electronic media is also a part of education. Till date, 70 % of my human survival instints are what I picked from movies and documenteries... There is no car or animal or firearm or airplane reviews I did not watch... Or is it crime and Investigation on CNBC, or is it about animals and their behaviours on NatGeoWild or animal planet... There is basically no snake breed or dog or parrot breed I don't know about... Thanks to TV... Schools don't go that far... What we see on more relaxed terms we remember better than what we learn in constrained conditions (schools). I followed the earlier story, the father was a beast. If I were there, I go lock am up sharpally... Imagine my small 7 year old cousin finishing me off in differentiating between a BOEING and a CESSENA aircraft... Shame catch me... The benefactors did well.... #DontRubTheChildrenOfTheirChildhood

Destined2win:
This is arrant nonsense .

Why all these honors because someone won one useless show when there are a lot of deserving Nigerians out here.

I am coming as a hope to this nation and a shinning light because there is darkness around.

. In a country where all our leaders are jobless mediocres, what do u expect... Abeg bros allow them continue in their foolishness...

Islam---the religion of PISS... Still PISSing since 50AD

Ekakamba:
Just imagine!

. Jesus... My heart right now is doing me one kind... See uppercut.... Nigeria 0. Ghana 3

omron:
Good morning to all romancelanders
This story am about to share is a real life story
And I would be very glad for matured comments and advice before things goes out of hand
I happens to be the only male child of my family
I got married in the year 2012 to my wife that we were both from the same state Ondo state
Lost my dad few years ago
I lived in oke mosan in Abeokuta
I relocated to Abeokuta with my wife from Osun state when my Dad goes to a great beyond that was 3 years ago.
I changed my job and decided to stay around my mum in her house built by my Dad for sometime before renting my own house so as to ensure that she is not lonely.
I started living in the house for the past two years now with my wife and my baby son who is 3 years now

I have 3 sisters and all of them are married with kids
But I have this one very wicked, stubborn and hard hearted very crucial sister out of my sisters called Funke.
She happens to be our third born while am the last born.
She always feel so proud, possessive,bossy and always wants to take charge of any Affair in the family
She has been like that since her childbirth
She can talk to anybody anyhow,several times she abused my dad in his lifetime. I thought she would change when she get married but this irritating and rabid character keeps growing in her.
To cut the long story short

About 3 weeks ago she came to Abeokuta from lagos where she lives with her husband to visit our mum

And anytime she comes visiting it's quarrel,fights and arguments all of the time

She quarrel with anyone she sees around and most times she took on my innocent wife

So when my mum told me she is coming to stay for a week in the house I told my mum I will move out to rent a guest house for a week till she go back to Lagos because there is no Time she comes and she doesn't fight .
She has disgraced the family enough in our neighborhood so I don't want such to repeat itself

My mum discarded my opinion and assured me there won't be problem.
As if I know, Third day she arrived she came up with her attitude by shouting on everybody in the house
She picked up a serious quarell with me even in the area and started abusing me in the presence of neibors calling me different names, some elderly men came to settle the quarell.
During the duo... She cursed my wife in Yoruba and my wife in her presence returned the curse that it shall not be so in Jesus name.
My sister hearing that bounced on my wife and hit her in the nose and bite her..... In the process my wife got annoyed and bites her on her ear too blood was everywhere both from my wife nose and my sisterr outer ear.
I was having exams that day so after the fight I left the house with my wife and she was to return to her destination in lagos that same day.

As I was going out I locked my room with padlock and when we came back in the evening I was suprised what I saw.
My sister has broken the door to have access to my room....she carried away my wife certificates from her day one till present,and also my pictures from day one during my NYSC my wedding pics,and other important pictures, she wud have absconded with my certificates too if not that I took it to interview that morning.
The most painful and shocking thing she did after that
She bought a new blade and cut almost my wife clothes in the wardrobe and even my son clothes she pieces everything and destroyed my son toys

She even threatened my wife that she will go to to any length that she will separate us.
She has been running around on what she said
But I believe in Almighty God that I serve no evil shall befall me.

I reported her to some family members and up till now she is denying that she did not carry certificates and my photo album neither did she cut my wife clothes..

My wife have decided to take the case to police but the families are begging her to be patient but my sister is denying.... Am confused and don't know what to do next. Cos till now she is still denying and she said she can swear with Ogun or anything ... Pls save my family what should I do ?
I will appreciate you all for your comments.....
Thanks all

. Hello sir... I am sorry to hear about what happened to you courtesy of ur witch sorry sister... Well I no sabi family reach that part o... Eye for eye na so the bible talk. Report to the police and ensure she is arrested. Get a good lawyer and sue her ass...@Op,this is serious. Call me. I think I can help. 09032668415. I no sabi advise but believe in action. Those certificates will be returned b4 u can say hey

Pavarottii:
One word to describe u. EMPTY.

. Epic response @Pavarottii... That guy just got served.

opethom:
CONGRATULATIONS TO LAGOSIANS, THE GODS HAVE FINALLY SPOKEN.
Oba Of Lagos Must Provide The Following Items-:

To avert greater calamity that would further befall you:
The following items are to be provided by you to appease the gods and the initiates.
107 big cows,
83 tortoises,
41 kegs of palm oil,
201 alligator peppers,
69 white pigeons,
1 black sheep,
1 black he-goat,
57 kegs of palmwine,
1 live python,
1 live black boa,
401 alligators,
and 1 apology to the Oonirisa.

In the alternative
Because your offence was committed in 2017:
Just one 2017 Buggatti or Ferrari and. 1 apology.
The gods are wise o!!!!
Lolssss

. Indeed o my brother.... You are woggedly karid... The gods are indeed wiser than men... Oba Lagoon in addition to all these need a manual reset slap from the gods for belittling the one and only Oonirisa... Ifa has spoken

Nigeria and moniroring spirit sef ... We no get chill at all... We catch them live

Who b this cut and nail doctor that is here busy defending trash... What happened to all the monies spent on Aso clinic abi na play dem play us...

2shure:
Wen r we gonna desist from this mental slavery of education.
When.
We are al educated yet
Yet
We cant rule
We cant see our mates ruling
Running the affairs of d country
Upon every
Graj wud join labour force
We stil get ruled by the same old cabals
Since i was born till now.prof jerry ghana still dey dia.ibn stil dey thr..buhari stil dey dia..pius ayim pius stil dey dia.
Obj stim dey dia..tinubu stil dey dia
In naija education dont mean shit cause in d end it falls bac to useless talents in meaningless songs and trash music.or prostitution esp in nollywood..or some useless meaningless movies and movie titles
Dats wat fey end up doin
Or last last opo work
Open one useless boutique and be doing opo as cover up.
Fuc u all
As long as u can count money
Write money
Save money
Make money
Fuc d education.
Education wud make a graj earn a salary of 40k a month
While huste wud make u earn 3m a month.week.a year.
Wtf
I know some auto parts dealee countin millions.
Wen i think of it
I go say yahoo na for ogumeh boiz
Spme ppl making 5m a day through legit hustle
Fuc

@2Shure, u too soft and ur points r highly karid... They r valid back 2 back n I salute ur truthfulness.
Education is a thing of the mind and last last na hustle pay pass cos even Dangote dey hustle...
May u walk and never stumble baba and may all ur great ideas bear fruits...
#Respects

HungerBAD:
ChuzzyBlog.

Stop this okay?congratulate her if you want,but dont throw the vulcanizer thing there please.

Are the children of vulcanizers not suppose to go to school too?your post is demeaning.

She even has a father,what about those that graduated from schools without fathers?

Meanwhile,why the colour of her face different from her neck and body sef?

@HungerBAD, them dey rub make up for neck?

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Shatap dia hypokritus stupidus
Na back of bible u dey read?
Carry ur face comot hia b4 u deceive pple go whr pass hell

soulfood:
Which battle is lost? That your "messiah" accepted such harsh bail conditions? Or that he is still facing trial but was only thrown a carrot while the stick is still hanging over his head? Reno is so ignorant thinking Nigerians really admire a potential terrorist.

Nnamdi Kani is a terrorist abi
What about you and ur boko brothers?
What are you?
Are you this dumb or just buhariciously stupid?

sarrki:
Reno keep shut

Igbokwe is a gentleman

An elder statesman

You are a sycophant and a fugitive

Sarrki the Chief Zombie of BMC... We don notice ur presence and zombism...oya waka pass ode

fof1:
M

THIS IS NONSENSE TALK. ITS NOTHING NEW FROM OBJ. HE IS PAINED SINCE THEY FELL APART. NOT WITHSTANDING, LIFE GOES ON. OBJ SHOULD GO AND DIE PEACEFULLY. HE IS ONE OF D MAJOR PROBLEMS TO NIGERIA.HE SHOULD KEEP QUIET AND LIVE HIS LIFE WITH D LOOTS IN HIS CUDTODY....

You just hit the nail on the head.
How can someone as corrupt as OBJ still be alive till now... If na China, we for don shoot am since...
How can a useless man like OBJ claim to have helped Nigeria to keep her money in his personal account and then release it when Buhari came into power ?

Nigeria has 3 major problems
Obasanjo
Tinubu
Buhari
Finish them and have peace

Businessideas:
Seriously no party can dislodge the two big parties unless money plays less significant roles in election.Which one do you prefer? a Buhari working from home and giving results or a GEJ working round the clock to keep our national vault open to the yam- eaters?

@BusinessIdeas or whatever is ur name, I am going to answer the part where u belong 2 those e-idiots that always quote Jonathan saying stealing is not corruption... Yes I dare to defend him cos he was trying to explain that corruption extends more than that...
Can you in all sincerity buy a tyre and call it a car... Its is not a car rather a part of it... So stealing is just a part of corruption and not the main thing itself... Go and read the entire speech he made that day rather than pick the selective part that suits ur aimless attacks on a good man... If he was not sabotaged by the Nothern savages and threatened with the blood of dogs and baboons,all this rubbish won't happen... Please tell me that ur life has been better since Buhari entered power... What has improved in ur life ? ... Take or leave it,the stealing currently going on in this government is worse than all other governments put together... Only two idiots in Obasanjo and Abdulsalam can beat Buhari in stealing....
And just know one fact...no member of ur family can ever attain that position or match the achievements of Goodluck Jonathan.... This government just keeps saying he and his cabinet stole Nigeria blind to give him a bad name... If it was so, why have the useless saint Buhari and his cohorts not been able to successfully prosecute and convict even one of them... Abeg make una swerve joor with una bedroom president that only Femi Adeshina and Lai Mohammed dey see... Even Oba of Benin as revered as he is, is still seen in public by his subjects....mtshwwwwww
My friend next time u wan insult GEJ, be constuctive...

FriendNG:
OK. Direct your complain to those who design the Logo. But for me I see Victory is from Allah in that logo.

. I can see that... That logo has not always been like that... It came about as a calulated attempt by Uthman Dan Fodio's children's among us to Islamize a secular Nigerian Armed Forces... Abi na Arabic Armed Forces of Nigeria we get ? ..... I see ur point tho... No disrespect intended

NubiLove:
EFCC is working.

. Shatap dia... Clowns that are always used to draw our attention away from the stupidity of the present govt... Nwanem mmeshionugi dia...

[quote author=geosunny01 post=55941135][/quote]. Guy ur head dey there... You get sense

My sincere take on all these always found monies that are not remmitted to CBN is simple... BuhariEFCC and DauraDSS are the one planting all these in the homes of perceived enemies and then come and shout someone blew whistle... Who be fool... So person just carry cars filled with money,park it and say abeg MYND44 or Lalasticlala,help me look am, I dey come and then vanish and next BuhariEFCC and BuhariARMY shows up... I don hear... So much cash being recovered and owners not known or prosecuted and cash not returned to CBN to be used for transformation projects all around Nigeria... Presidency una wehdone even though I don't know which of the presidency I am talking to... Rubbish

FriendNG:
Ask Arab Christian the meaning of Allah.

. @Zulu212,@FriendNG...our official language is English not Arab... So please understand b4 u quote

mmsen:
Did he really believe that he would get away with this?

He should be sentenced twice - once for his crime and secondly for being stupid.

. I, Hon Bencarson007, on the floor of this honourable Nairaland Senate do second this motion with an addendum that he also be flogged with cane soaked in urine. I rest my case.

U nor wise at all... U weak and left ur wife unprotected... Na the result b this

BuariCopyPaste:
Dear members...i am of the type that says NO to bringing marital shortcomings to the social media but I just realized why others do so.
I formerly got married on Tuesday 18th April but we are already headed for a bitter divorce.

To cut the story short, the whole issue started at the ground of our traditional marriage(Igba Nkwu).
On arriving her dad's compound, I was stunned to realize her mother didn't make the provisions of which I paid her for.
The DJ wasn't on ground, the canopies were just 3 and looking dirty, the chairs were not up to half of what i paid for. There was no light, no microphone, no decorations, the few food cooked were not served to guest and I was devastated.
Out of anger and dissappointment, I started lashing out at my wife and she broke down in tears begging me for forgiveness.
We managed to forge ahead till the the ceremony ended and we headed for my house.
As our tradition demands, the newly married bride sees off her Aso ebis and return in the evening same day to welcome visitors. But alas, my wife went and never came back till Friday evening.

I queried her on her whereabout only for her reply in a harsh manner saying "where do you expect me to be", don't make me angry"
God!! I couldn't believe it as it made me more mad in anger so I asked her to return to wherever she's coming from and leave our son behind(yes we already a year and 10 months old son). I actually made this decision to save face else how do I clarify the absence of my wife and son to visitors and well-wishers trooping in to see them?
She hurriedly dashed into the room and picked her phone and stormed out of the house. Now her mother is accussing me of taking her daughter's son from her and stripping her of her belongings.

Now my wife is saying she's no longer interested in the marriage likewise her people(her father is late). I am still fuming with anger that I am at loss of what to do. I am not prepared to raise my son alone neither do I want him to be raised by her mother alone.

Should I initiate a peace move and apologize to her or should I move on with life.....I am seriously confused and fuming with anger that I was shortchanged and offended and still expected to offer apologies.

. Be a man and grow some balls... No beg anybody. U were wronged and ur wife sorry to say have no single shingba atom of respect for u... If dem no beg u, put ut baby for day care and pour all ur love on him... If u like,go beg...u would have successfully given them ur mumu remote and dem go use control kill U

FriendNG:
Victory is from Allah Alone.

. Nigeria is secular not arabic... Victory is from God alone... Please correct urself

BuariCopyPaste:
Dear members...i am of the type that says NO to bringing marital shortcomings to the social media but I just realized why others do so.
I formerly got married on Tuesday 18th April but we are already headed for a bitter divorce.

To cut the story short, the whole issue started at the ground of our traditional marriage(Igba Nkwu).
On arriving her dad's compound, I was stunned to realize her mother didn't make the provisions of which I paid her for.
The DJ wasn't on ground, the canopies were just 3 and looking dirty, the chairs were not up to half of what i paid for. There was no light, no microphone, no decorations, the few food cooked were not served to guest and I was devastated.
Out of anger and dissappointment, I started lashing out at my wife and she broke down in tears begging me for forgiveness.
We managed to forge ahead till the the ceremony ended and we headed for my house.
As our tradition demands, the newly married bride sees off her Aso ebis and return in the evening same day to welcome visitors. But alas, my wife went and never came back till Friday evening.

I queried her on her whereabout only for her reply in a harsh manner saying "where do you expect me to be", don't make me angry"
God!! I couldn't believe it as it made me more mad in anger so I asked her to return to wherever she's coming from and leave our son behind(yes we already a year and 10 months old son). I actually made this decision to save face else how do I clarify the absence of my wife and son to visitors and well-wishers trooping in to see them?
She hurriedly dashed into the room and picked her phone and stormed out of the house. Now her mother is accussing me of taking her daughter's son from her and stripping her of her belongings.

Now my wife is saying she's no longer interested in the marriage likewise her people(her father is late). I am still fuming with anger that I am at loss of what to do. I am not prepared to raise my son alone neither do I want him to be raised by her mother alone.

Should I initiate a peace move and apologize to her or should I move on with life.....I am seriously confused and fuming with anger that I was shortchanged and offended and still expected to offer apologies.

. Guy if u try any stupid peace moves, u would have successfully given her mom and ur wife ur mumu remote and trust me, u will regret it in the long run... Take it from me, u were short changed and they still expect u to come beg abi... Beg at ur own peril... Abeg ur anger is in line biko and ur wife no get respect for u... She is only playing the card of I have a baby for him and first son for that matter to hook u... Bros I be confirm warri boy...and yes I am very educated... Try this with me and u r toast... Forget civilization and all that rubbish abt being a gentleman. If she and her people don't come and apologise to u and she for storming out on U, put ur baby in a day care and get a divorce lawyer to do the needful... Forget about those saying u should save face... Its better u destroy the face of this wack sufferty one-chance family and build a more respectable one than having a beastly face later... If u like give them ur mumu remote, na u sabi... Sorry to say, if ur story is true, ur wife no get respect and I got zero chill for disrespect

Alphamale2017:
. u are mentally weak . those are even public university students of which most are broke comparer to private univ students . how much them get way go take care of his hotel bill and first class flight fr him and lots other pastors who came.

a ministry with branches in over 43 different countries . na broke Ibadan student money wan come make am bill gate ?

funny thing is you will hardly find the rich people in llike otedola dangote and the rest of them criticise our pastors . because to them the car u are shouting about is a normal thing . everything looks like show off to u because you are broke .simple

if u get 100million today with fame to bank it up . u will do worse . Mr know all abeg swerve

. Please stop abusing other people's opinions. The guy u quoted was right... These pastors are thieves and yes the measly monies these students give to them fund their useless and flamboyant lifestyles... And it hurts so bad... So stop abusing people for sharing their opinion... Thank u sir

dessz:
my guy u go die after because poverty go use una scrub ground,wall, ceiling, EVERYWHERE..

Savage

josephine123:
wow... so cute

Nine bride price to be collected as against one that their family will go and pay looks like a pretty good deal to me... Family toh sweet... I dey find 3 girls one boy... Baba God please answer my prayers!

pyyxxaro:
The person above me must be a member of the Indomie Community


Good evening I'm Frank Olise

. I greet u comrade... These are the true veterans of the screen... Frank Olize, Blossom Ubani, Fatima Abbas Hassan, Modele Sharafa Yusuf, Cyril Stober, Paul Ogazi, Abike Dabiri... Indomie generation no sabi these ones... Respects to the great man Frank Olize... ITS 9PM... DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE...

jordanriverz:
no he hasn't at all....we just hang out and go to his friends parties

i am happy to hear that
at least u did not give him that dignified part of u
i know wht love is
painful to let go
but u have to let him go
never make someone a priority when they only see u as an option

#bravegirl
#strongwoman

oya come and marry me now {na joke o b4 pple go come bash me here o}

jordanriverz:
what should I do please

grow up...
how can u be dating a man for two years and dont know his house
and i bet he has been making love to u in hotels and street corners?
no offense please
now is time to grow up... take this opportunity to walk away with ur sanity and dignity
how u go dey beg a dickhead like that
not all that have manhood are called men
dem swear for u?
dont u have ur own pride
call his bluff and move the Bleep on

on a lighter note, come and date me....great house...i dey find wife o