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FRoosevelt:
There's this dopamine rush you get when sleeping with somebody's woman.

It feels like you're gonna get caught in the act but you're not.

It's a sort of edgy feeling. Incredibly arousing.

All well and good. Bleep another mans wife and i assure you it is fun and exiting, but you wanna know the catch? Your wife will also be bleeped by another person! Its simply the law of karma. I do not know how that works but rest assured it must surely happen.
Your wife might be the best and most responsible, homely person but due to the fact that you did the deed, she will not be able to explain what came over her that she bleeped someone else, but only you will know it was karma that acted.
You know the worst thing? The persons wife you bleeped already has kids for him which are his, but you that is yet to get married and feeling like a gee for screwing another mans wife will have your new wife or soon to be wife bleeped by someone else and be sure your first kid is no yours.
Karma works bro

WeRblessed:
Chika is into real estate. Please she buys warn-out houses, fixes them and flip them. She has a provision store in Awka, as a matter of fact, she has just completed her business leadership class at Harvard university in USA. Please, while there are some girls who capitalize in jumping from cars to beds, some are really working hard. Mind you, this woman (chika) was married to a very rich man that physically abused her and that was why she divorced him. She is really doing good for hrself and deserves some respect. Thank you.

Chai! Oga you are very naive. No disrespect meant.

wingmanII:
Fact? Seems you escort her to meet these men.

No i do not escort her to meet "these men".
I am not here to convince anyone, just stating as it is ok. Take it or leave it. It is her life to live and she obviously enjoys the benefit.
My issue is that such people flaunting flashy stuff gotten through hoeing should not be flashed as being successful, at least properly.
We all have daughters and wish for them to have role models such as okonjo iweala etc

Oga, Please, please speak of what you know. This lady is a high class " ". She is no role model except for aspiring hoes. Do not compare somebodies working hard mother to such unless you have low morals and consider fruits of high class "runs" success.
This lady's wealth is from a former senate president and an ex house of rep member who is a prince form delta state cum billionaire UK lawyer amongst others. This is a fact and not insinuation.

PreciousJuice:
God have mercy,
How can anyone hoping for a better future in this damned nation wish to have NNPC privatised??
NEPA was privatised few years ago not up to a decade, fast forward to today, phcn now laments insufficient resources and capacity to handle the nation's electricity sector, why? Because loans have been acquired by the shareholders in order to haste profit making and some of the phcn assets are used as collateral, I mean they (shareholders) are investors doing business for the sole purpose of making profits, not investing to serve the nation, NO
Privatising either 50 or 90% of NNPC simply means, allowing Atiku (if elected) to sell to his conglomerates and associates, thereby making him and his cohorts the driving force of the nation's main economy ( crude oil)
I am not supporting this chaotic move,
To all social media influencers and bloggers of backwardness, continue getting paid to confuse the nation, you all are on a fruitless mission, this country will NEVER go back to a state of deceptive and rotten leadership,
Well meaning Nigerians like me that are not politically motivated but rising to a clarion call for patriotism will exercise our voting right come 2019, we are very aware ATIKU is never an option for us.
Thanks to this thread, I can finally express my thoughts on Atiku and NNPC privatisation.

Read more about sales of national oil companies. Saudi arabia is trying to do the same. Do you hear of American national oil company?

Emmahunk:
CHANGE? You Will Be Shocked At What I Saw In This Govt. Office. (photos)

In a Country where it's extremely difficult to find any public office that actually works, I hardly expected much but my experience at Warri Passport Office left me stunned.

I have decided to share this because we as citizens owe it as a duty to bring to public knowledge the ills in our public institutions. In same vein, posterity will hold us accountable if we do not commend those that at least tried to make a difference. Having been away from the Country for close to a decade, I have decided to come back home a little earlier and uppermost in my agenda was the renewal of my Nigerian passport. At Lagos ,my siblings had advised that I handle the renewal when I got into my good old town of Warri as the town now boasts of a Passport Office. I actually agreed to this with mixed feelings knowing what the hustle and bustle of anything Warri used to be like. Few days after I arrived Warri, I left for the passport office not knowing what to expect in the company of my two siblings.

My first shock came when at the main gate of the Delta State Government House Annex, manned by different security agencies, a young Immigration officer almost magically appeared beside the passenger door of my car and politely asked; " sir, how may we help you?" For the first few seconds, I was pleasantly surprised and wondered if this was happening in the same Nigeria we have been reading so much filth about.

On realising that I had come to renew my expired passport, this same man politely directed us where to park the car and proceeded with us in tow to where he called the 'servicom' desk. By this time, I had taken a quick assessment of the environment and besides a sign on the wall that reads, "welcome to Warri Passport Office" , there was nothing to tell me I was in a Passport office. I mean, no crowd, no hustling and bustling that is synonymous with your average passport office. At this point, I have become very apprehensive. My mind kept screaming, scam!

Anyway, now at the servicom desk, I met about two people already filling out forms and I joined them while wondering where everyone else was if truly I was in the right place. Few minutes later, one of the officers at the desk ushered us into a fully air conditioned semi hall where over fifty people were comfortably seated watching a news channel on a wide LCD television. Again, I wondered but this time at the serenity and orderliness of the crowd. Something definitely is not right, I reasoned. Then, just as we were settling down, a voice came through the speakers installed somewhere: " Attention please , Numbers.....to....,please move to room 3 to collect your passports". I was still wondering if truly this was Nigeria when another voice called out this time a set of names directing them to two different rooms conspicuously marked SCREENING AND APPROVALS. The orderliness was so amazing that for a moment, I realised that this Country can work again. By now, my inquisitive mind was asking so many questions and as if in answer to one of these numerous questions, a young lady in well fitted uniform emerged from the room marked 'screening and walked briskly into the room marked 'approval'. She emerged from the room in less than two minutes and in very clear voice called out about ten names of people that she asked to follow her for capturing.

I was stunned and took a quick glance at my wrist watch as people left the room in batches creating room for new entrants like myself. My watch revealed that I had spent about forty two minutes when I heard my name over the speakers. I quickly entered the room that I was directed to and met about four busy officers again in an air conditioned room. The interview was brisk, thorough BUT professional.

In all it took an hour and 52 minutes from the time I sat down at the servicom desk to submit my application before my number was announced to go to room 3 for collection of my passport.

Albeit this sounds too good to be true, I must confess that till this moment of writing, I am still wondering how a public office in Nigeria can be so organised , comfortable , courteous and efficient.

Definitely, all hope is not lost in this Country, trust me.

Oga, how much did you pay for the passport in total? That will help me know if things have really changed or you were still scammed.

resurgent4oodua:
I beg to differ with your opinion. We need to develop capacity and efficiency in our armed forces to secure the nation. Outsourcing our defence needs means that we are just wasting money on the army. The real problem with our armed forces are nepotism, corruption, quota system and acute dearth of intelligence. Henceforth, we need to take corrective action to remedy the rot in our armed forces.

We can't continue wasting money on mercenaries as it is not sustainable and viable in the long run.

The army should be a pure fighting force devoid of corruption, politics etc. Unfortunately over the years it is not. The foreign advisers trained a special strike unit of the Nigeria army which they lead to war. This could be called capacity building. They flew their aircrafts along with ours ie our pilots and ground crew learnt a lot. The strike force troops ie Nigerians were paid dollar equivalent in naira to ginger them. They were feed better. The mercenaries provided they the best kits and arms etc

Please do your research and you will find the unit was the most effective fighting force taking the attack to boko haram and annihilating them.

The otherwise at this desperate time is that you may keep hearing stories and watching videos with our troops the actors and recorders weeping and complaining.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/11596210/South-African-mercenaries-secret-war-on-Boko-Haram.html

iammo:
Like many problems facing Nigeria, we replace a problem with another. Fulani herdsmen are killing, we think voting out a Fulani buhari and voting in Fulani atiku would make any difference, rather than face the problem head on, through modern ranching and grazing reserves, our educational standard slowly drifted lower, instead of funding it and facing the problem we started issuing out Private university licences which inevitably poor people can't afford. Now the army had a very good run for the past few years without lossing any terretory to boko haram and we suddenly had an ambush in a border town of metele due to lack of supplies by the army due to corruption of some top men, rather than solve that, you want us to ignore that and bring in meceneries... This is the mindset that made us privatize everything the colonialist left us, and that which the regional government gave us

Did you read the links attached to my earlier submission. The Jonathan administration saw that the army was not making any progress in the war with boko haram which would have made the elections unfavorable for him hence something drastic had to be done to crush the militants. The massive importation of equipment despite the odds with the addition of mercenaries who also came with their expertise and equipments ie REVA apcs and helicopters made the difference. Can you not remember that boko haram were on the run just before the elections? That they were annihilated. Are you aware that our air force officers ie pilots were not certified to fly at night? and that was one of the key difference mercenaries brought o defeat them?
See vested interests in our defense services is just too much. You have those making money and frustrating efforts, you have spies etc.

I know one day we will get serious and keep our pride in our pockets.

iammo:
In short simple terms, buhari needs to rehire your company to help us fight boko haram?
And the best time to reiterate this point is when Nigeria just lost some of our gallant fighters?.

I hope Us army also called him for a contract hire when they lost 4,424 men in Iraq and 2,372 in Afghanistan .

Its very clear that boko haram has turned into a billion dollars industry with many benefactors(like the arms dealers, meceneries, defense contractors and corrupt government officials) and Nigerians the sole lossers (same losers still politicising it out of sheer ignorance).

One thing is certain about northeast, they have the violence ideology, and no amount of war can change it. They were the same matersina sect of the 80s, they had another one in the 90s and now 2012 till date, this are different Generation with same ideology.

Should we continue paying mercenaries for are recurrent problem, since Goodluck paid in dollars few days to 2014 election, Buhari should also pay some days to 2019 elections. When are we going to end such cycle. Who even know if the beneficiary of the war are the ones arming boko haram

We have a problem. Boko haram has overwhelmed our army. Now should we continue because of useless national pride to loose ground and the lives of our troops? Our army is simply not capable. We are not talking about beating up civilians in the east. We are talking about boko haram a motivated armed group!
You need professional civilian contractors ie mercenaries that have the experience, that understand guerrilla warfare to fight the terrorist brutally! Of cause their motivation to place their lives in harms way is "dollars" and the love of war.

I wrote the above cation months back. Kindly read and also check out the links.
Shebi apc and zombies including my very own blood brother cried fowl when Jonathan administration hired mercenaries to crush boko haram just before the elections. The newly acquired t72 tanks and other military equipments had just started arriving. They were being crushed! I saw a video where whites flew our mi 35 helicopters leading the charge against boko haram.
Buhari said it was a disgrace for foreigners to lead our armed forces and canceled the contracts. Fools said buhari was a general and will lead the troops. He will direct his generals to move to bornu to lead the fight. I laugh.
Remember the 10m usd in the aircraft heading to south africa to acquire arms and pay civilian military contractors? They said NSA was stealing money.
Now we are back to square one.
There is no way our troops will defeat boko haram because of vested interests.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/11596210/South-African-mercenaries-secret-war-on-Boko-Haram.html

http://saharareporters.com/2017/10/14/‘how-we-fought-boko-haram-ukranian-mercenaries-posing-instructors’-retired-airforce-chief

https://www.icirnigeria.org/how-nigeria-engaged-south-african-mercenaries-to-fight-boko-haram/

Shebi apc and zombies including my very own blood brother cried fowl when Jonathan administration hired mercenaries to crush boko haram just before the elections. The newly acquired t72 tanks and other military equipments had just started arriving. They were being crushed! I saw a video where whites flew our mi 35 helicopters leading the charge against boko haram.
Buhari said it was a disgrace for foreigners to lead our armed forces and canceled the contracts. Fools said buhari was a general and will lead the troops. He will direct his generals to move to bornu to lead the fight. I laugh.
Remember the 10m usd in the aircraft heading to south africa to acquire arms and pay civilian military contractors? They said NSA was stealing money.
Now we are back to square one.
There is no way our troops will defeat boko haram because of vested interests.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/11596210/South-African-mercenaries-secret-war-on-Boko-Haram.html

http://saharareporters.com/2017/10/14/‘how-we-fought-boko-haram-ukranian-mercenaries-posing-instructors’-retired-airforce-chief

https://www.icirnigeria.org/how-nigeria-engaged-south-african-mercenaries-to-fight-boko-haram/

AcuraZDX:
A Nigerian man Ghiz Enoch who's based in Aba Abia state took to his Facebook page to narrate his ordeal with the Nigerian police. In his post, he narrated how he was arrested and tortured over false claims.

Read his post below;

He added


See more:
https://zenithnaija.com/man-curses-nigerian-police-for-torturing-him-after-a-false-accusation-in-abia/

Please borrow money and get a lawyer. Fundamental human right cases i understand must be resolved within 3 months. The police will pay you through their nose.
To those who say you cannot get the police to pay, get a garnish order on any bank that holds NPF account.

Pajapaja:
Every one is not foolish like your father

Silence is golden. Must you respond?
Otondo, Reveal who your father is and i shall mine and lets see the father that is more accomplished or the village church rat.
Even if you do, not others come from a foolish background.

Guys lets face fact. This girl na wife material. She has not demanded any thing other than the basic required of a man.

deomelo:
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Typical ignorant and unintelligent ipob nonsense.

Just shut the fu--k up you bloody irritant! Are you the only one online today ? or you are that jobless. Only you over ten post on this page
?

At least atiku has workers in his employ, you tell us how much buhari has. What has he ever added value to?
It reminds me of the tale of 2 brothers given money. One decided to bury it to return intact to his master while the other decided to trade with his. Master came back and the first returned money intact while the other returned triple the money given to him.
I believe that is the difference between atiku and buhari.

chronique:
When did pdp "nearly collapsed our banks"? Some of you just type without thinking. Your brain is not for decoration; please endeavor to use it anytime you want to talk in public.

Dont mind the idiot. He must be the local village jester.

Modphase:
How many did Nigeria lose when PDP nearly collapsed our banks n how many much did we lose when all companies moved to Ghana under Ebele ? Some of you Igbos no just de get shame when you insult this government while those you support are bigger failures.

Kindly name 5 companies that relocated in Ghana under "ebele". Infact name just 1 company.

DateMynd44:
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jealousy u said? I'm exactly 26 and I have achieved what her father didn't achieve at my current age.
misery u said? I don't have to boast of my current financial status but I can assure u that I'm currently basking in the euphoria of the zenith of success in my career.
I'm working and earning big, I'm living in my own built apartment and I'm a landlord already at 26 so what kinda misery are u talking about here?
or do u think everyone u see on nairaland is as frustrated as u?

Show evidence or shut up

The work of cartarr of the blokos

I doubt he will understand the discussions going on in France. At least the visiting heads of state will be hosted to dinner and he can comprehend the food.

engineerb0at:
Oshiomole must be tracked down and bring back to Nigeria

He must be BRING back to nigeria

Racoon:
It's still happening today but anyone who remembers 1984-85 when people have to queue up to buy essential commodities like refugees will agree with this assertion.

Abi, dont mind the kids of now a days shouting sai baba like retards. I remember when our parents then had to queue to buy sugar, salt etc those days.

Na so two of my guys, before election na so so sai baba. One of them that had a nice job lost his job. He had to sell his suv and recently his saloon car. He has downgraded his kids from the mutual school our kids attend. Fine yellow man how needing a change of wardrobe cause his cloths are faded from all the dust.

My second guy that use to work in telecoms also lost his job and before embarrassment starts to set in, he sold little asset he had and flew his family to US from where they crossed to Canada as refuges just 2 months ago. He is back in Nigeria now.

The amazing thing is that both guys are still shouting SAI BABA

Stalwert:
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Courtesy of your thief of otueke

Thunder fire you and the rubbish you are vomiting.

Very sad. Even Nigerian employees can frustrate someone.
I remember when i opened my joint years back. I will go there in the evening and see lots of customers there patronizing. When i then do the weekly accounts it will be pittance the manager will declare. And on counting stock same thing.
One afternoon i received a tip from a lady that owned a shop near by. She said what arose her suspicions was a day my manager was strolling past her shop and her sales girl called out to him that she was hungry only for the guy to bring out bundle of cash and gave her 2k for sweet sensation shoo! This is over 11 years ago oh! The young girl told her madam that the guy was the cash-master of the complex.
The lady then told me to monitor the guy.
On a Sunday morning i drove past my joint and who did i see on a bike with 4 crates of beer? My manager!. The guy will sell maybe 20 crates then go and buy back 17 to replace those he sold. I will then be left with little out of which i will still pay staff, rent and other expenses.

Another staff i had will sell and pocket the money brazenly. One night just before closing i asked him how much cash he had from sales. He said nobody paid him. He only hand little money. I just kept quite till the last customer left. I then went to the gate and locked it and came back to sit down. The guy was watching me. I told him i will take stock that night ( which i did). I then told him to go to the balcony and look down to see how high the building is. ie 3 floors pent house. I told him if he does not bring out my money i will throw him downstairs and then put him in the sock-away and close it. No body will know. Omo my cash appeared asap. Sacked him that night.

One of my suppliers who use to be an ex banker saw he could make more profit by opening a bar since he could get drinks cheap. He rented a place, furnished it and started with 2 sales girls. The first day they said they sold 6k. Oya where is the 6k naa, they said they ate food of 500 each. Ha!. Oya where is the 5k, one said she fell ill and bout drugs of 1500. Ok where is the balance. She said when she told her boy friend she was ill and had taken drugs he came visiting so she had to entertain him with 2 bottles. lol. My guy wan die!
After changing several workers he eventually had to stay there himself until he got tired and closed up the place.

Bottom-line, workers can frustrate you and if you are not calm enough, mistake fit happen.

Very sad. Even Nigerian employees can frustrate someone.
I remember when i opened by joint years back. I will go there in the evening and see lots of customers there patronizing. When i then do the weekly accounts it will be pittance the manager will declare. And on counting stock same thing.
One afternoon i received a tip from a lady that owned a shop near by. She said what arose her suspicions was a day my manager was strolling past her shop and her sales girl called out to him that she was hungry only for the guy to bring out bundle of cash and gave her 2k for sweet sensation shoo! This is over 11 years ago oh! The young girl told her madam that the guy was the cash-master of the complex.
The lady then told me to monitor the guy.
On a Sunday morning i drove past my joint and who did i see on a bike with 4 crates of beer? My manager!. The guy will sell maybe 20 crates then go and buy back 17 to replace those he sold. I will then be left with little out of which i will still pay staff, rent and other expenses.

Another staff i had will sell and pocket the money blazingly. One night just before closing i asked him how much cash he had from sales. He said no body paid him. He only hand little money. I just kept quite till the last customer left. I then went to the gate and locked it and came back to sit down. The guy was watching me. I told him i will take stock that night ( which i did). I then told him to go to the balcony and look down to see how high the building is. ie 3 floors pent house. I told him if he does not bring out my money i will trow him downstairs and then put him in the sock-away and close it. No body will know. Omo my cash appeared asap. Sacked him that night.

One of my suppliers who use to be an ex banker saw he could make more profit by opening a bar since he could get drinks cheap. He rented a place, furnished it and started with 2 sales girls. The first day they said they sold 6k. Oya where is the 6k naa, they said they ate food of 500 each. Ha!. Oya where is the 5k, one said she fell ill and bout drugs of 1500. Ok where is the balance. She said when she told her boy friend she was ill and had taken drugs he came visiting so she had to entertain him with 2 bottles. lol. My guy wan die!
After changing several workers he eventually had to stay there himself until he got tired and closed up the place.

Bottom-line, workers can frustrate you and if you are not calm enough, mistake fit happen.

Corrinthians:
Imagine for a moment the splendour in that living room. Imagine this were to belong to an APC member. Imagine it belongs to the President.

Imagine what those Wadata Plaza paid hate filled bigoted lowlife scums would have made of the pictures.

Who ask you? E don do. Kindly shut the f--k up!

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Thunder fire you here. No go find work

realchange255:
Hmic cannot say such words....Biafra fools did and their canter part PDP

We know you naa. I you dont mention biafra or ipod your vasline is useless

alizma:
have you ever hear the likes of Obasanjo, IBB, and others old big wigs of the military men talk about the certificate? they know the truth but allow the ignorant ones to wallow in their ignorance while they tried to use them for their own personal benefits.
unfortunately some of the people shouting Buhari bring your certificate cannot trace the location of either their birth, primary schoolnly stupid people that believe Buhari has no or secondary school certificate as we speak now.

I have misplaced my waec certificate amongst others for years but you know what? If for instance my waec or gce documents are required from me, i will contact my secondary school. If i do not get it there, i will go to waec office. If that does not work out, i will go to university of Ibadan to retrieve the documents from the school records and make a certified true copy. I would not have to hire 100 SAN to defend me or after many years after becoming president now cajole the waec md to issue me some oluwole document.

CilicMarin:
Can Atiku Take A Cue From President Buhari And Visit America?

Otondo! Is the US heaven? Why must he go to the US? Did your buhari step in the US from 1984 to 2015 when he became president?
Trash talker with low self esteem. Keep feeling the you cannot make it without "visiting the US" Metcheew

seunmsg:
I still don't understand why Abaribe is not in detention. He swore under oath to produce Nnamdi Kanu at all times in court till the prosecution is over and the court granted him bail on the strength of that promise. Now that we know Kanu is alive and hiding in Israel, Abaribe should either produce him or be sentenced to lengthy jail term.

Go and "detention" them naa..