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Hire 2 fire!!!...anyway!....my heart goes 2 dose who ve been relieved of dere job!!....lets nt 4get dat d banking sector in nigeria is veri volatile,as dere is no job security...bt shld i now accrue d fault 2 CBN policies?......

Google dem!!...frm wat I read nt quite long!!...its a big coy!!

he Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria Limited (SPDC), operator of the NNPC/Shell/Total/Agip Joint Venture announces the commencement of the 2013 Shell LiveWIRE Nigeria Programme.

Shell LiveWIRE Nigeria is a youth enterprise development programme supported by The Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria Limited (SPDC). The programme operates in the Niger Delta region and aims to inspire, encourage and support young people aged 18-35 to start up their own businesses through the provision of finance and training for young entrepreneurs.

Youth LiveWire
Job TypeFull TimeMin QualificationExperenceLocationRivers, Delta, BayelsaJob FieldGeneral


The objectives for the LiveWIRE Programme Nigeria are to:

Enable Youths to establish businesses through provision of business planning and management guidelines and skills through the become A Successful Owner Manager Course (BSOM).
Run awards for candidates with the best business plans. The award provides access to micro-credit facilities, through third parties like banks, NGOs and allied financial institutions.
Provide a volunteer mentoring programme for those who have completed the training course and decide to pursue starting their own business. Mentors can be drawn from oil & gas, banking, social, voluntary sectors etc.
Programme content:

Bright Ideas and Become a Successful Business Owner Manager (BSOM) workshops
Business Awareness Forum
Young Business Leaders Awards
Business Information and Enquiry Service
Applications are invited from:

Male and Female applicants from Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta states aged between 18-35yeors
Must possess a University degree or HND
Must be resident in state of application
Application Date:
Wednesday July 3rd - Monday, July 22nd 2013



Method of Application
Letter of application
Completed CV
Copy of birth certificate or sworn age declaration
Copy of Local Government identification letter
Copy of degree certificate or HND
1 page introduction to the type of business you are involved in or are interested in establishing.
Submit 1-6 above via email to shellnigeria@shell.com

Our Phones ~ Wireless

Cooking ~ Fireless

Cars ~ Keyless

Food ~ Fatless

Dress ~ Sleeveless

Youth ~ Jobless

Leaders ~ Shameless

Relationships ~ Meaningless

Atitude ~ Careless

Wives ~ Fearless

Babies ~ Fatherless

Feelings ~ Heartless

Education ~ Valueless

Children ~ Mannerless

Women ~ Pantieless

Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.

Infact I am ~ Speechless

-Azadi
Oct 28, 2012

Kewalram Chanrai Group is a Diversified Conglomerate, spread across Africa & Middle East.
primarily focusing on Marketing and Distribution of Automobiles, Tyres and Accessories, Agro Chemicals & Fertilizers, Industrial Chemicals, Edible Oils, Eco Water Solutions and Pharmaceuticals.

With rapidly growing business operations we are looking to augment our Human Capital.
We invite talented individuals to build their careers with us.

Kewalram Chanral Group, required for competent, dynamic, experienced, and professional individual to fill the following vacant positions:

Vacancy – Management Trainee.

Job Details:

Fresh graduates who have completed their NYSC.
Flexibility to work in any of the States in Nigeria Preferred age profile, 20-25 years.

Qualification:
BSC/HND in Marketing, Accounting, Social Sciences and Engineering (Agric, Mechanical, Electrical, Chemical etc).
Energetic, Team Player and Good Communication Skills.

Following Location:
Lagos and some of our upcountry locations like Abuja, Kano, Zaria, Yola, Gombe, Onitsha, Port-Harcourt, etc.

Vacancy – Sales, Accounting & Stores Management.

Qualification:
Bsc/HND with 3 to 8yrs of relevant experience in functions like sales, Accounting, Inventory or Store Keeping, Customer Relations.
Professional Qualification like ICAN may be added advantage.

Following Locations:
Lagos and some of our upcountry locations like Kano, Maiduguri, Zaria Yola, Onitsha , Port-Harcourt, etc.

How To Apply:
Prospective candidates should email their curriculum Vitae to: careers@kewalramnigeria.com
In the subject line please mention Management Trainee/Sales/Accounting/Stores as appropriate to your profile.

Corporate HR
Kewalram Chanrai Group,
122/132, Oshodi – Apapa, Exp, Way, Isolo, Lagos
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Congrats 2 peeps goin 4 medicals!!!.....
27th $ 28th Dec peeps!!...let's shine our shoes n iron our suits 4 2nd level interview!!...baba is involved!!

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@OP....where re thou?....?U ve gone in2 hidding!!....yeye pikin!!.....

@Sozima......dey re a recruiting consulting firm...so at d moment we don't knw d coy dey re recuiting for.....bt I remember dem recruiting for wema bank sometime ago!!!!

Tanks@Georgee......

Ve been followin dis thread frm 'adams'........ppl seems nt 2 un derstand wat @graphics is try 2 pass across!...........@OP.....sincerely!...i doubt if u re 14yrs old!.....ur writing tell more abt it............anyway!....am standing n watching in akimbo!!

Sorry @evri one!....if d link is not goin tru!!.....will post d link soon!!.........ba3 low!!

@Peeps dat went 4 d interview: shld share wit d house,questions dey were asked!

Hi peeps!!...i rep 28th March!!....no 2nd level interview yet!!.....we waitin 4 dem!!.....congrats 2 7th &8th March dat receivedd mssg!!......wishin u d veri best!!!.......

More pics!!!!

This is a beautiful human animal art work!!!....dis guys can't stop 2 beat our imagination with there height n level of creativity

I sent u a PM !!!

Gdmornin @all....I will adviced evri one dat received mssg or maill frm IPPN 2 dis regard it oh!!...dey re scammers!!...dey did d same last year!!...2 b fore-warned is 2 b fore-armed!!!...I rest my case!!!

Let's stand up n help our broda!!!...gigs UP 2 Kelly Handsome 4 dis piece!!...am biginning 2 like U!...OJB wil NOT die!

Am touched!!!.....#sob#.....

@Kevoh!......check no 2 prediction!!....it will explain 2 u dat notradamus really saw d future!!

No. 07 - Katrina
The cities of Tours, Orleans, Blois, Angers, Reims and Nantes

Are troubled by sudden change.

Tents will be pitched by (people) of foreign tongues;

Rivers, darts at Rennes, shaking of land and sea.

Did he really mean NEW Orleans? Hmm...The shaking of land and sea might describe the hurricane (well, the shaking of the sea would). Could the people with foreign tongues be aid workers from other parts of the world, or other parts of the country?

But what are Tours, Blois, Angers, Reims and Nantes doing there?

Pre-Katrina, this prophecy was originally thought to refer to France. Maybe it still should.


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No. 08 - Princess Diana's Death
The penultimate of the surname of Prophet

Will take Diana for his day and rest:

He will wander because of a frantic head,

And delivering a great people from subjection.

OK, pay careful attention here: The father of Princess Diana's boyfriend, Dodi Al-Fayed, was named Mohamed ("the Prophet" - it wasn't his surname, but never mind that).

Did Diana's death deliver "a great people from subjection"? Maybe not, but we can all agree that the British are a great people, right? The fact alone that Diana's name is in the text speaks a lot to Nostradamus followers -- specific names are, in general, a rarity in Nostradamus' works.


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No. 09 - London Fire
The blood of the just will commit a fault at London,

Burnt through lighting of twenty threes the six:

The ancient lady will fall from her high place,

Several of the same sect will be killed.

Look, just because you've never heard of the Great London Fire of 1666 doesn't mean it wasn't a really big deal.

It pretty much obliterated all of medieval London ("the ancient lady" within the old Roman walls. Only six deaths were recorded (hence "the six" in the second line), though commoners' deaths may not have been recorded at the time.

The fire, which started in a baker's shop, burned for three days straight. If only someone had passed along a copy of Nostadamus' book, maybe Londoners might have known it was coming.


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No. 10 - French Revolution
"From the enslaved populace, songs,

Chants and demands

While princes and lords are held captive in prisons.

These will in the future by headless idiots

Be received as divine prayers"

You remember the French Revolution, right?

The peasants ("the enslaved populace" rising to power, the aristocracy taken down and beheaded… (the "headless idiots," now "princes and lords … held captive in prisons". In another verse, the "great wall" falling is said to mean the storming of the Bastille.

It's a bit of a stretch, right? It's possible that Nostradamus saw the coming of a peasant uprising through completely non-astrological or occult means, but through his own eyes as he saw the contrast between aristocrat and commoner in 16th-century France.

Or not.

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No. 03 - . World War II/Hitler
The two greatest ones of Asia and of Africa,

From the Rhine and Lower Danube they will be said to have come,

Cries, tears at Malta and the Ligurian side.

Also ...

From the depths of the West of Europe,

A young child will be born of poor people,

He who by his tongue will seduce a great troop;

His fame will increase towards the realm of the East.

These two verses may in fact describe World War II and Hitler ... or not.

Was the most notable bit about Hitler his impoverished upbringing? What about the genocidal, megalomaniacal tendencies? Don't those deserve something? Much of the talk of Nostradamus' prophecy of Hitler may come from his use, in the original text, of the Latin word "Hister" to describe the Danube. Trust us, he was talking about a river, not a dictator: no self-respecting prophet would make such an egregious spelling error.


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No. 04 - Atomic Bomb
Near the gates and within two cities

There will be scourges the like of which was never seen,

Famine within plague, people put out by steel,

Crying to the great immortal God for relief.

OK, this one is hard to dispute.

Let's face it. It's an accurate description of the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. "Scourges the like of which was never seen," people "crying to the great immortal God."

With that said, this verse is accurate because it cheats a bit on the specifics. Critics charge that it's so vague that it could also be used to describe a whole host of wartime atrocities during any of many wars that took place between Nostradamus' time in the 16th century and today ... or even the future.


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No. 05 - Louis Pasteur
The lost thing is discovered, hidden for many centuries.

Pasteur will be celebrated almost as a God-like figure.

This is when the moon completes her great cycle,

But by other rumors he shall be dishonored.

Like many surnames, Louis Pasteur's probably once indicated a profession.

Pasteur, in French, could also mean pastor, so some argue that this bit of Nostradamian prose could just be about any old priest. Others call it a shout-out to the man who studied microbial decay, brought you spoilage-resistant milk and found a vaccine for rabies.

No one doubts he deserved the props. You be the judge.


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No. 06 - JFK & RFK Assassinations
The great man will be struck down in the day by a thunderbolt,

An evil deed foretold by the bearer of a petition.

According to the prediction, another falls at night time.

Conflict at Reims, London and a pestilence in Tuscany.

Thunderbolts and gunshots: not terribly dissimilar. And the great man was struck down in the day, as John F. Kennedy was. The other falling at nighttime would be Bobby Kennedy (five years later).

Now, it can work if you want it to, but do you really think a Secret Service agent reading that passage in November 1963 would have cause to be concerned?

Probably not.

And what of Reims, London and Tuscany?


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Michel de Nostredame (aka Nostradamus) was a 16th-century French "seer." We don't have many seers these days.

Nostradamus studied astrology and various "occult" sciences and used those to predict the future.

He's best known for The Prophecies, a collection of French quatrains published in 1555. So are these prophecies worthy predictions of the future or merely vague observations retrofitted to match past events?

Here is a list of some of the most famous:


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No. 01 - The End of the World
Remember when the world was going to end in 1994?

What about 1998?

Or 2000?

The doomsayers always warn that Nostradamus said the world was going to end and he NEVER GOT ANYTHING WRONG.

These days, 2012's the trendiest day for end-of-world prophecies. Specifically, it's Dec. 21, 2012.

Believe it if you want. One thing is clear: Nostradamus himself wrote that his prophecies only went as far forward as the year 3797. Does that mean the world will end late in the 38th century? Only time will tell.


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No. 02 - Sept. 11, 2001
Earthshaking fire from the center of the Earth

Will cause tremors around the New City.

Two great rocks will war for a long time,

Then Arethusa will redden a new river.

Well, two great rocks could be two towers, right? But would you say those towers were warring?

If you read this verse before Sept. 11, you might assume it referred to an earthquake or volcanic eruption. Earthshaking fire, tremors, rocks warring (in other words, continental plates colliding), but who really knows.

Back when Nostradamus wrote those lines, skyscrapers like the Twin Towers, jumbo jets like the ones that hit them and cities like modern-day New York were probably unthinkable and unimaginable, so if he foresaw these events, would he have even known what he was seeing?


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Dis is inhumanity 2 humanity!!......so sad!!!

No probs bro!!!.......recruitment process in dis country is sometin else............lets b patient!.......wen dey re ready dey wil call

Whitest: sori @benissues i mearnt,wen wil d call for aptitude test? Or hav d called for aptitude test? Pls bro,am waiting for ur response

Guy!....wen did u do ur test?.........Dec 15th or 16th?

Well it was a message sent from diamond, sayin "2nd level iterview invite- 27/6/13 db trainin center 161d raufu taylor close. Was told to come along with credentials
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Interview ke?.......ve u done apt. test?.............veri clear like 'red biro'

Goodmornin Diamond peeps!!!!:............its been a long while 4 lagos 2nd interview hopeful!!!....fingers crossed!!!.......standing in akimbo n watching!!........... Anyway!!....wish my peeps resuming TS all d best!!.........peace out!