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Foreign Affairs / Re: Unidentified Man Falls From Sky In The UK by Benito69(m): 1:10pm On Dec 11, 2012
Like the new James Bond movie 'SKYFALL' grin
Family / Re: Should Married Women Drink Alcohol? by Benito69(m): 12:52pm On Dec 10, 2012
Should Married Men be chasing other women?, the answer to this question, is the answer to your question 'Should Married Women Drink Alcohol?'.

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Politics / Re: ECOWAS Vows Never To Invite Obasanjo To Monitor Election by Benito69(m): 12:49pm On Dec 10, 2012
Oh now they realize their folly!.
Family / Re: Should Family Position Of Your Partner Be Considered Before Marriage? by Benito69(m): 12:48pm On Dec 10, 2012
NEVER MARRY OR DATE THE FIRST CHILD ESPECIALLY IF ITS A GIRL, YOU WILL RAISE THE YOUNG ONES E.G IGBOS AND DELTA STATE PEOPLE. BUT IF YOU HAVE THE MUSCLE, GO AHEAD BUT DON'T COMPLAIN AFTER.
Religion / Re: Understanding Mathematics Is Demonic For Primary School Children by Benito69(m): 12:46pm On Dec 10, 2012
Okay now let your kids die in their ignorance then, but maths is essential in daily living, so you will have to teach them.
Politics / Re: Bode George Wins African Leadership Award by Benito69(m): 8:23pm On Dec 06, 2012
Ex-Convict category...
Romance / Re: Men Only! What Can Make You Cry? by Benito69(m): 8:23pm On Dec 06, 2012
Onions...
Losing a loved one...
Romance / Re: Barrister Fred Agabje Bombshell! Only 25% Of Nigerian Women Are Wife Materials! by Benito69(m): 6:59pm On Dec 04, 2012
everybody is talking about wife material, husband material nko?!

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Religion / Re: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by Benito69(m): 6:35pm On Dec 04, 2012
This one comes from the passage where Adam and Eve hid in the bush after sinning and God was asking where they were...
God: 'Adam where you dey? show yourself, where this guy...'
Adam: 'God no vex o, we say we dey naked, na so we come arrange leafs at least make we dey cover ourselve'
God: 'Adam who tell you say you dey naked, eyyy, you dun chop that fruit wey I talk say make you no chop!'
Adam: 'Baba God no vex, na dis babe Eve wey you arrange for me cause am o'
Eve: 'Adam! sha Baba God na this snake say make i chop am, talk say notin go happen'
Snake: 'ewooo i dun enter'

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Most Haunted Places In The World by Benito69(m): 6:31pm On Dec 04, 2012
Nonsense jor! if they want haunted places, any cemetery close to a river area will fit the description, i heard that spirits walk freely there. I can't confirm it it though. grin
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Ibidapo-Obe Delivered 7months After Meeting Dino by Benito69(m): 6:28pm On Dec 04, 2012
Whats the big deal?! the baby will complete the remaining two months outside the womb! grin
Islam for Muslims / Re: Sunni Muslims Protest Kim Kardashian's Visit To Bahrain by Benito69(m): 4:53pm On Dec 02, 2012
they are only angry bcus Kim is not a virgin, and therefore won't be in muslim heaven when they die blowing themselves up. That is the source of their frustration.

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Religion / Re: $5,000 Stolen In Chris Oyakhilome's Vault by Benito69(m): 4:52pm On Dec 02, 2012
If true, he should free the money, abi? after all you can't spend money in heaven.
Religion / Re: Is Using Body Spray (Perfume) A Sin Or Not? by Benito69(m): 4:50pm On Dec 02, 2012
you better get body spray and use it, you want to kill potential converts with body smell?

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Religion / Re: Is Going To Church Necessary For Salvation? by Benito69(m): 3:12pm On Dec 01, 2012
Going to church is like......
taking your car to buy fuel
taking your car to mechanic for maintenance
going to the market to buy foodstuffs to cook
Going to church and not just hearing the sermon but also doing will help deepen the roots of your salvation.
Foreign Affairs / Re: UN Declares Palestine As Non-Member State by Benito69(m): 2:39pm On Nov 30, 2012
When is the USA going to return the country back to the native people (red indians)?
When is china going to leave tibet?
When is turkey going to let the kurds have their own land? or leave cyprus?
When is Nigeria going to let Biafra secede?
when are the Arabs going to leave the so-called 'arab countries' such as tunisia, egypt, libya, sudan, iraq, syria, lebanon, 'palestine', morocco, algeria and return back to where they came from -------->saudi arabia and its immediate environs, and allow the natives take back their country...
when will the UK allow Scotland to secede, or Ireland to gain full independence as one country?
when will the Russians allow Chechnya to secede?
when will my house become a country, with its own army and embassies? okay that was a joke. grin
Religion / Re: $240 And $100 For Blessings By Matthew Ashimolowo by Benito69(m): 2:32pm On Nov 30, 2012
if this is true, then that is not true Christianity and that man is not a pastor!!! Is God collecting money to keep us alive? Is salvation not priceless? Is blessings not freely given by God, provided the conditions laid out by God are met?

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Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To This Message From Your Ex “I Miss You” by Benito69(m): 2:29pm On Nov 30, 2012
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Anonymous Declares 'Cyberwar' On Israel by Benito69(m): 5:39pm On Nov 20, 2012
Israel will still overcome all of their attacks, God does not make promises only for Him to change His mind later.
Romance / Re: Can Your Ex Be Your Best Friend? by Benito69(m): 12:23pm On Nov 05, 2012
she carried her two legs and walked out, do you chase after someone that decided to go?. NO!!!!!
Religion / Re: Atheists Are More "Moral" Than Christians/muslims (the Evidence). Do You Accept? by Benito69(m): 6:52pm On Nov 04, 2012
God has a set of rules, you either follow those rules or don't. End of story.
After all in a football match, many players would love to be allowed to use their hands to score but the rules say its hand-ball, but you can use your hand and score provided you don't get caught but if you do, you would be given a red-card.
But if you are not caught there and then, when the replay is watched and the offense is seen, you will bear the shame of having used your hand to score.
*This is an analogy.
Atheists can claim to be moral than morality itself, but there are already exists a set of rules that must be followed.
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ex With One Word... by Benito69(m): 3:35pm On Oct 28, 2012
Why

its not a question o, that's the word that describes my ex.
Politics / Re: Taraba Gov Plane Crash: Thugs Storm Govt House, Sack Deputy Governor by Benito69(m): 9:20pm On Oct 27, 2012
The Yardua Saga II - Showdown in Taraba State.
Religion / Re: Why Do People Become More Spiritual When They Are Poor? by Benito69(m): 9:19pm On Oct 27, 2012
Its simple really, when you want something you are capable of exhibiting great piety (spirituality in this case)...
The sincerity of which is tested when you have gotten what you wanted.
Crime / Re: KKK Sets Afro-american Woman On Fire by Benito69(m): 12:02pm On Oct 24, 2012
The latest update has it that the woman is now being suspected of setting herself on fire, as her fingerprints were found on the lighter and several objects where the incident occurred.
here is the link : http://www.blackamericaweb.com/news/top-news/update-woman-set-self-afire
Religion / Re: Are All Sins Equal In The Eyes of God? by Benito69(m): 12:24pm On Oct 22, 2012
Not accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, and not living the Christ-life is a sure ticket to hell...God does not discriminate when it comes to sin, all sin is/are equal before His eyes.

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Religion / Re: Can Death-bed Repentance Lead A PersonTo Heaven? Many People Are Banking On This by Benito69(m): 12:21pm On Oct 22, 2012
Only the mercies of God that determines this o!...there are does who only at the point of death, realize their mistake and truly repent. Better to live a Godly life than to think you would have a last minute opportunity to repent.
Religion / Re: Can A Born Again Christian Be A Soldier? by Benito69(m): 5:27pm On Oct 21, 2012
Yes Christians can serve in the army...
Historical records show in the time of the roman empire, christian soldiers were present in Romes legions. (the problems arose when they refused to worship the emperor, and so, many left)
Another problem arises in times of war, certain christian scholars have dealt with the concept of 'just war'.
'Just war' here refers to defensive wars and/or preemptive wars that are undertaken to prevent a belligerent nation from certain actions'.
A good example of a 'just war' can be found in World War 2, where it was necessary for certain actions to be taken to stop the nazi's...
Most importantly for a christian, we are directed by what is found in the scriptures, we are instructed to protect the weak, punish the wicked, and ensure that fairness and justice prevails...sometimes these can not be achieved through peaceful means because the other party is using violence.
The function of a soldier is however not limited to fighting, he may serve as a peace-keeper too.
'Hitler would not have been defeated, if we used the tactics of Gandhi'.
Fashion / Re: Can You Buy N63,900 Sunglasses? by Benito69(m): 7:20pm On Oct 20, 2012
I can buy this sunglass, provided it does the following...
1. shows me the spiritual arrows being fired at me
2. shows me my future wife
3. shows me the single ladies, that have a crush on me.
4. shows me the future
5. most importantly shows my enemies, and people willing to give me free money. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: The Irrationality Of Being More "Christian" Than The British by Benito69(m): 7:17pm On Oct 20, 2012
It is not a matter of 'if you will bow', it is a matter of 'when you will bow'....bow him today as your Lord and savior or bow to him in eternity as your Judge and executioner.
John 3:16
Religion / Re: Pastor Kumuyi Urges Nollywood Stars To Use Talents With Judgment Day In Mind by Benito69(m): 2:29pm On Oct 20, 2012
Please tell Tonto Dike, she needs to hear this.
Romance / Re: Sex Is More Spiritual Than Physical by Benito69(m): 2:29pm On Oct 20, 2012
Yes sex is more spiritual because the participants always shout 'Jesus' 'Oh my God' lolz
On a solemn note, th ebible states during sexual intercourse, two people become one. So ask yourself today, how many people have i joined myself to?

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