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papparatzzi2013:
NDA is IPOB and IPOB is NDA.

Why are they clamouring for release of the Bleaching Lunatic aka "Our Dilector ".

We cannot be fooled. SE is using NDA to destabilise Nigeria.

The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta, MEND, an armed group that engaged the Nigerian government in the past, has broken its silence and has condemned the recent spate of attacks on oil installations in the Niger Delta region.

In a statement Sunday signed by its spokesperson, Jomo Gbomo, MEND said it had carried out “rigorous and robust analysis, debate and review of political events in Nigeria within the past 12 months; particularly as they affect the Niger Delta region” and resolved to continue to respect the ceasefire declared May 30, 2014 against key economic interests of the Nigerian State.

The group said the “painful but necessary resolution” to respect the ceasefire was borne out of its belief that as President Muhammadu Buhari marks his first year in office, he deserves more time to stabilize the country that, it was “run aground by the ill-fated, corrupt and visionless immediate past administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan which pauperized the Nigerian people to the alarming degree we all experience today”.

“The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) wishes to condemn and dissociate itself from the recent activities carried out by a group known as the ‘Niger Delta Avengers,” the group said.

“Their sudden emergence has absolutely nothing to do with the Niger Delta struggle but rather a tool by certain elements to destabilise the current government,” MEND said.

It said going by the group’s actions and subsequent statements, it was apparent who the sponsors of the recent attackers were.

MEND also said the Niger Delta region shall not be part of a secessionist Biafran State.
“Rather, the group believes in one strong united Nigerian federation where the principles and ideals of Resource Control; True Federalism; Rule of Law/Respect for Human Rights; Democracy; Free Enterprise and a Vibrant Civil Society are well entrenched in the grundnorm and put to practice,”it said

However, MEND said it remained opposed to the “fraudulent and unsustainable Presidential Amnesty Programme (PAP) headed by Brigadier General Paul Boroh (rtd) which still runs on the corrupt bureaucratic and operational template of the past administration”.

“We have always made it very clear that unless the root issues which gave birth to the agitations in the Niger Delta region are addressed, in the form of a sincere dialogue, this programme will only continue to remain a mere cesspool of corruption,” the group said.

“In order to create an enabling environment for dialogue on the Niger Delta question, the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) urges President Muhammadu Buhari to release the Okah Brothers – Henry and Charles who were arrested in 2010 on trumped-up charges. The release of Henry and Charles Okah will be key to any form of dialogue in helping to bring stability to the volatile region,” it added.

CaptainEColeJnr:
Hello Nairalanders!
As we all know, we're in the 21st century, and technology has really made life easy and sweet and it has also connected the world together irrespective of distance or language barrier.
Social Media has really played a vital role in Communication and making the world a "Global Village".
But despite being so useful and enjoyable, there is a need we apply restraints when using Social Media .. at least for our own good. There are certain things we mustn't do on Social Media. Excerpts below :
1.Thanking A girl/boy for accepting your friend request : This is peculiar to Facebook, like seriously? do you really have to thank him/her for accepting your request? That only makes you look childish and desperate as if you were begging him/her before. Its definitely not smart!
2.Overusing hashtags : You see someone who posted a comment on Facebook or twitter and at the end of the comment you see stuffs like #21May #WeLoveU #LetsKeepitrolling .. come-on bro! do you really need to write that many hashtags? That will only look childish and make the post look so annoying to read. #Fact (I just used one )
3.Asking people to follow you back : Why must you make yourself look so desperate? Why not create a little self pride at least! Asking people to follow you back will just make you look more or less like a roadside beggar begging for some little change!
4. Asking for a lady's nude pictures :Most guys are guilty of this, you strike up a conversation with a girl on Facebook, and after chitchatting and getting on well with her,then you suddenly demand for her nude.s, come-on bros! You are only showing her that you're pervert who is only after sex, Be a gentleman!
5. Plagiarism :When you see an inspirational post or a funny tweet or a unique photo,and you feel the need to show your friends and followers,then you must at least give credit to the owner or original writer of the content.. but reverse seems to be the case,people on social media copy and paste contents and parade it as though they were the original writer.. and that is not good! Plagiarism is a serious offence in most countries, I dunno about Nigeria
6. Posting the same content over and over again : There's this annoying guy that I have in my Facebook, he keeps posting one particular picture over and over again, I dunno really know why he does that ,perhaps because he wore a nice suit in the photo.. I got so tired of seeing the photo.. and the funny thing is that he hardly even get one 'like' .. lol.. why post the same old thing over again, it ain't cool.
7. Posting revealing photos : This goes to mostly the girls,why must you go half-naked on social media just because you wanna get likes and comments.. silly comments like "you're hot" "dope bae" "sexy momma" .. not knowing that you're giving the impression that you're an "olosho" .. Real talk!
Decency pays, you know
8. Sharing your home address : Hehehe .. I was going through one of my Guy's. Facebook profile, then I saw "17B Olusanya street,Maryland".. I was like WTF!!! .Who asked you to share such a personal info? Are you running an office in your house? C'mon dude!
9. Constantly bragging about yourself : Some people are so good at show-offs on social media, especially those who are broke-asses in real life.. Must you snap in front of a mirror just to show us your new phone? .. you're definitely not the first to buy such phone sef .. you mustn't show us your new Timberland or your new wristwatches.. niggah keep it to yourself .. no one asked you to show us.. duurrh!
Lets be real!
Getting into arguments : Lol .. I used to be guilty of this before
. but I realised that there's absolutely no point in getting into arguments with anyone on social media.. cuz people aren't always the way you see them on social media, they might be different you know! .. Why not just ignore if someone tries to pick a fight.. in real sense,that makes you look cool and the person dumb! hehehe

I rest my fingers at this moment, Like some people will always say, "Do not take anything on social media too serious .. they might be joking. lol..


Original writer: Me

kobenol:
Let's call that "CALCULUS" ENGINEERING ANALYSIS. It's the all encompassing toolbox for problem solving. Modules include Convolution theory, Second order non-linear differentials, Advanced Matrices (Choleski's & Gaussian) etc.
FLUID MECHANICS Pressure equations from Pascal's law is applied in advanced Hydraulics Engineering to facilitate Pipeline Water Supply Schemes, Open channel drains, canals, Reservoirs, Water Enbankment etc.
STRENGTH OF MATERIALS modules introduces Forces, Stress, Moments of Inertia, Torsion, Shear, Deflection in materials and structures.
ENGINEERING MECHANICS..Magnitudes of forces, Support reactions, Resultants, Vectors, Tension/Compression.
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More Later...

guywitzerogal:

cyberdurable:
zombies will still say is fine

PunkyV:
Seriously if I was a guy I'd probably die a virgin because I wouldnt allow myself to go through hoops just to make some she-thing feel funky about herself. Sometimes it's like the attention guys give to ladies swells up some ladies' heads to the point where they feel the sun rises & sets up their asses. Guys are stupid

iamcourage:
hehehe..you will suffer it too..but just know it BUHARI WONT ENJOY OIL MONEY or peace

mark3009:
Yea not more than 100mb each, but i am able to check my data balance and the metering is not as atrocious as you tried to paint in ur earlier post. #mypersonlexperience.

mark3009:
Bro that has not been my experience with the 1.5g plan. I can check my balance and i have even downloaded 3 seasons of game of thrones and i still have some mb.

vosquare:
I was still planning to Subscribe mtn 2000 for 3.5gb,didnt know glo is on the line

Dial *777#
Check the new subscriptions

junketer:
Naija is messed up

nmreports:
I am wondering why a CEO would bow in such a way.
Is Ambode a traditional ruler?

igraman:
1. she's looking as if its not from her heart.
2. the lady receiving sef, seems not be receiving it wholeheartedly.
3. the fair lady in yellow seems to be a gossip expert.
4. the lady with plaited hair on the left side is obviously envying.

Ochinex:
Nigeria a Useless Nation, ruled by Insensitive illiterate Leaders. Biafra shall be Actualised. Amen.

Click like if you believe . Share if you don't

fisfat:
The rate of unemployment these days among nigerian youths is very high. My brothers came out with 2:1 and yet, they couldn't get a job that suits them.

So i taught of a business i could start on my own. Well, i chose poultry business(production and sales of eggs.

My fellow people here, i want you to please enlighten me on:
How lucrative it is
Should i collect day old or laying point?
What is the possible loss rate?
Battery cage or dip litter system?

Thanks for your contributions in advance