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We have mastered the art of craming to pass. We Nigerians are more after 'paper qualification' than balancing paper with intellect, that is why employers keep complaining about our graduates.


I studied Electrical and Computer Engineering in FUT Minna, and while we were in 500 a colleague could still not do the school fee payment which was online on the school portal. And then him dey study 'computer' God will see us thru

Davicjoe:
Funny But True… All Nigerian Students Need To See This – Do You Agree With This



Disclaimer:- This is just for Fun | Truth be told, This is what is happening in our Institution.

Read below:-

Lecturers in Federal University of Technology, Faculty of Engineering boarded a plane and when the plane was about to take off. The pilot said welcome on board ladies and gentlemen. May I be pleased to inform you that this plane was manufactured by your students in the university and this is its first time of flying. Thats a good news isn’t it?

Immediately they heard that, everybody ran out of the plane except one professor who sat comfortably.

People were surprised and rushed to ask him why he’s still sitting. He smiled and replied there’s no need to run out because if its true that this plane was made by our students. Then with what we taught them I’m very sure that the plane will not even move…

Enjoy!!!

You all should be sincere, Do you think you can fit into the Industry efficiently? Science students in Nigeria, here is a question for you all.

Are you a Nigerian at all? They are clearly asking for tip. If u dash dem small change I guarantee dat ur license will be ready in a week time.


Dat is actually d normal procedure, d rest na short cut things, heard of this long before now.

GAZZUZZ:
A friend went to apply for a drivers license on Tuesday and he came back to narrate his shocking findings. He said he was told the process has recently changed.. That he has to register with a certified driving school and get training for 26days, after which he will be sent a certificate from Abuja to print out and then he can come back with it to apply for a driver license.

My friend and I are surprised at this. So I was wondering if any of you guys already know this or is someone speaking Latin?

Lol, ineffectual buffoons village road, what a shame. I heard one time Buhari wanted to build a helipad in daura?



I surrender! Let the drunkard's worshipers crucify me now...

Broda she is on probation, we jst started not long, if I find out I cant. cope, I will back out.


Moreso, I am still SEARCHING incase plan A come get K-Leg, if only we could live without them

No woonder that Ghanian said 'The beautiful ones are noot yet born'

Phlegmwash:
Why take such a risk? YOU CANNOT CHANGE PEOPLE. She's not some robot you can reprogram, ditch her and look for a decent and humble girl.

Sad enough the lady I want to marry is in this category of 'made guy' thing. Annother of her reasoon for wanting our marriage is so we can have 'cute kids'



I plan on working hard (God helping me) to change her and then marry her.

That is why they say women are chicken brained (no offense meant to any woman)

#21stCenturyWoman
#TelemundoBrainWashing

I am from the Middle Belt and not a Yoruba.



I pity ur career, keep blaming them while dey are busy working hard on a beta 2moro, wen d 2nd 'biafran' war finish, we go see weda una fit compare with the Yorubas again.


Capital Mumu like u

cremedelacreme:
Who started Yahoo yahoo in Nigeria? Which Nigerian tribe specialize in credit card fraud in the US and UK? Yoruba of course. Hypocrite like you.

You are part of the reasoon for this article, continue being the fraudstar.

cremedelacreme:
I'd rather be a fraudster than a suicide bomber who blow up innocent people. Abooki.

Just as you always say everybody in the North is hausa with violent tendencies, so also it applies to you 'Igbo'

Infact Igbo means weed on the street, maybe we should check their 'orijin'

Karma is a b*tch, what goes around comes back around.

Thank God say no be 'Lie' Mohammed talk am una for say na propaganda. Tell yourselfs the blunt truth, it is not very safe in the east, especially ritual killings

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Where is my name? Infacct this list is incomprehensive. Old buffoons.

jchima14:
In this this piece, our yardstick for youth or young as some would term it, is anyone below the age of 60. This yardstick has been set, having taken into consideration the average age of all those who have ruled Nigeria both past and present. However, you will be fascinated at the age of these top seven candidates who have been chosen based on their works, achievements and outstanding records.


1. Donald Duke: A politician with an impeccable record Born in Calabar on September 30, 1961. Age 54.


2. Sullivan Iheanacho Chime: Former governor of Enugu state, born on 10 April 1959 at Park Lane Hospital, GRA, Enugu, Enugu state. Age 56.


3. Dr Akinwunmi Adesina: Former minister of Agriculture and rural development, and current president of the African Development Bank (ADB), Adesina is a man with an enviable record, Born on February 6, 1960. Age 56.


4. Mallam Nuhu Ribadu: The pioneer Executive Chairman of Nigeria’s Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), under the Chief Olusegun Obasanjo administration. Born on 21 November 1960. Age 55.


5. Senator Shehu Sanni: This Nigerian lawmaker is a renown human rights activist, president of the Civil Right Congress of Nigeria (CRCN) and the chairman of Hand-in-Hand, Africa. Born on October 29, 1967. Age 48.


6. Kayode Fayemi: Former governor of Ekiti state, Born on February 9, 1965. Age 51


7. Adeniyi Olusegun: Journalist, chairman at the editorial board of This Day Newspapers and was a former presidential spokesman for the late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. born in Ile-Ife on November 6, 1965. Age 50


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SOURCE: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/news-categories/national/item/6314-top-7-young-nigerians-who-could-are-likely-to-become-president

Is he Suffering from inferiority ccomplex?

Man wey go marry to show off stiill dey d class of d intellectually short sighted.

firstEVA:
I guess every guy has his taste and preference. Some others will chose beauty over intelligence, they need a wife they can show off to friends and family.

Your papa left nyash

mile12crises:
Why should they sell such scarce resources to a parochial and insatiable abokki

Is what he said a lie? It still boils down to the hard truth that no ibo person can accept. You are responsible for ur woes, you guys feel yu are too good to belong, now u are treated like craap and yu are seeking relevance.


Oga park well, not like Nigeria needs u guys, but then, our map is too perfect to be distorted, so we will manage yu guys with all ur evil intentions towards my beloved Nigeria.

Long Live the Federal Republic of Nigeria

designexploit:
Close your mouth, if you have chosen to be poor forever then don't drag ambitious people like us to dine with you. All this thing wey you dey talk, where were you when they happened. lolz Nigerian historian.

Best comment for the month


Hard truth IPODs can neva accept. They are too proud, the Hausa's Humbled them as retaliation and they started wanting out. who started tribalistic targeting? It was after all a coup in a military regime

Zoharariel:
Shut the fvck up! The is the price you pay for your avarice, over-ambition & greedy lust for power.

In the early hours of January 15th, Kaduna Nzeogwu disgruntled over a list of items with the ruling political class and with disdain for certain regionalists, led an army of fellow Igbo Majors and a Yoruba, Ademoyega Adewale, in a military coup against the political leadership of Nigeria.

Kaduna Nzeogwu’s Igbo squad killed the premier of the Northern and Western regions but of course left the Igbo Eastern premiere alive.

He killed the Finance minister (Chief Festus Okotie-Eboh), who was Nigeria’s #3 man, but left the number #2 man. Azikiwe was left alive.

As if that wasn't enough, an Igbo bakery made a loaf of bread, depicting Nzeogwu as the Saint in the ‘Saint George and the Dragon’ medieval crusader story, from the 7-11th century.

The loaf of bread had Nzeogwu as Saint George, standing over and  killing Sardauna, who was depicted as the bleeding dragon.

This depiction was highly provocative to a welcoming Hausa-Fulani, still licking their wounds and being hospitable, after an unprovoked Igbo led military coup and assassination of their finest.

This triggered the first inter-ethnic crises in the North. Igbos fled to the East, and returned only later under guarantee of their safety by president Ironsi.

Later that year, in July, General Murtala Muhammed, taking advantage of the precedent, led a very bloody, 4-day coup and overthrew the Ironsi Government.

At this stage, Igbos in the north were highly targeted in outbreaks of ethnic violence. Thousands were reportedly killed, though the numbers can not be verified. And this was the episode of the Igbo exodus to the South.

Deal with it! The Igbos were certainly the cause of their predicaments and we will keep reminding you each time you choose to blame everyone & everything else for your woes.

Are you a Nigerian at all? Na 2day e start? Paid 8k in abj n got it next day. No dull ur sef dear.

If we say we want change, they will say Buhari is witch hunting Metuh and Co, none of ma business sha

If You are sure you can cope like that, ride oon else, run. If na mme, d last time she will see me is. Dat day, she is very materialistic and will be evil. She will gladly Bleep alhajii for cash if u bcome broke. Ur kids will have a bitch for a mum. She will brag about raising yu from d slum and making u a man. Think twice, dis na early warning siignn

deyemia:
The Person I Intend To Marry Just Told Me This!!!


Dear Nairalanders,

I've come again to hear your views about this issue.... especially married "Egbons"

So it all started like this, My new fiancee and I just finished a sunday service and I was about going to drop her at home when one of her single friends asked if she could join us which we agreed.

On our way they started talking all wife stuffs sharing their views on a marriage and shii, then one thing led to a financial topic where my fiancee started saying she can never support a husband financially, that a man should be a man and take all responsibilities of every penny to be spent, that the reason she's working is to be able to afford all the things she wants that all the responsibilities of the household is for the husband . I acted cool at first.

Her friend was even saying that she doesnt like to be a liability that at least it should not be the man's responsibility 100% that the wife should be able to support financially, My fiancee outrightly disagreed with her saying support doesnt have to be financial from the wife, that it could be through prayers.

I couldnt keep mute anymore I had to ask her "what does it mean when people say supportive wife? " she replied she doesn't know, that she's sure it doesnt have to be financial.

At some point when the friend had already alighted, I asked what if the man is building a house and needs immediate support for just window frames, she said never!

She even said if she has money in the bank and their is no food at home, we will all drink Garri.

Now here are the facts,
-We got introduced through match making,
-there are some good things about her that is worth consideration.
-I dont think she has dated before because she obviously has no experience whats so ever when it comes to relationship behaviours. she's "efikko" kind of.
-This her ideology seems deep rooted in her upbringing and family., her mum is rich.

My Challenge is,
Should I stick around and try to change that ideology or just move on because I am sure it's a destructive ideology.

iHart:
OMG!

Reckless driving, bad road or faulty vehicle?
Thank God no life was lost...

Probably bad road, Akwanga to Lafia road is a death trap, I just pity the state under the current governor, he has milked the state dry with nothing to show yet the cow wan build Cargo Airport

adorablepepple:
Awwwww but you are late

Why baby, as long as you have not tied the knot with another, I will die for a chance to show you how priceless you are baby

ibnzubair:
For God's sake what's with the comparison?

Every man was once a boy and boys will eventually grow into men.


so why the thread?

Not every boy grows into a man. I have a friend who is infact the oldest among our clique at 30, but we all acknowledge he is still a boy intellectually; 'mummy's pet', he is yet to awake to the spell reality casts on our dreams and aspirations, age is just numbers and not necessarily a measure of your intellectual maturation. With age comes maturity for those who are wise.

#AFoolAtFortyIs..........

adorablepepple:
Me I don't know Why some ladies cry when their boo proposes to them ooooooo, I don't think I will cry Anything.

Marry me baby

ladyF:
why you dey laf me na? That my CBT get as e be that yesterday sef. E be like say na next year tins

Lmfao. Life is a struggle, face it. Remember to be positive tooo, much power in the tongue. Miracles still happen.

Success LadyF

If I hear say them no know say na ashhewo dem goo do

Scam, na because nobody send her she wan turn am to play

Shouldn't consumer protection council see this thread to serve as evidence that they need to upgrade or be sent packing?

Never though, cos the name alone shaam...

Senorita123:
Abeg who knows how much article writers in Nigeria charge per 500 words count

What niche? I can can write for you.

Dear heavenly. Father, forgive my being human because I cannot create even a strand of hair, but this Jumoke no fine sha, na her pocket go fine last last. See make up like juju. She no fine abeg.
Call it hating.... warefa, just ma candid opine

dunkem21:
..All hail Ifeanyichukwu Uba ..

I thought people said that the free fall of dollar is connected to the fall in oil price ..

I will suppose yu did not read the part where Buhari's stand on NO Devaluation broke some Malu's hrts.

Anyways, you are an ipod, so I can't connvince a brainwashed fellow. Worship the Ubah

So Virgin still dey Nigeria, maybe Lil kids below 5 sha.

Keffi and Unibuja babes Don legitimise olosho

Junior secondary skul cclique of girls (6) f*cking one Alhaji in turns so nobody will notice dia absence (wheere I did NYSC)

Small kids doing mummmy and daddy play and experimenting how wild society has bcome.

God help us

*back to you, you know what to do, nobody can advice u more than u can advise ursef on dis subject cos if u wan give am d pomo, all wetin we advice go fall on blind ears *deaf sorry

Hope she is not short because she is. 16.

Say no to child abuse sha, before chinedu go rape minor talk say na yu give am 17 reasons to. Do so