₦airaland Forum

sLentlover7778:
Ludacris already a Nigeria citizen since 1960.....

iwaeda:
You just wrote my mind. Akeredolu spoke against them, now this is happening.
Anyway, you were part of Buhari support group in 2015

Baawaa:
Charity begins at home they say,their unnamed biafrians are dying of hunger in their unnamed Biafra land

BKayy:
This Politics section is for serious people.

Take this to Romance Section where idiots exercise their rights.

Harmony92:
wow happy New year to you and your family : I baked a fruit cake 3 days ago n d fruits dat I sprinkled on top the cake sank to the bottom.
Please tell me what to do so dat my next fruit cake will cum out like urs.

Kriss216:
First day of the year na

Pity us abeg.

wirinet:
I don't want to respond to him directly as I am very angry at his stupit and annoying conjectures.

Please help me ask him about the acute lung injury. Was the supposed engine oil that caused the lung injury or the poor boy agreed to have his lungs damaged to join cult with senior students?

Officialgarri:
So can we say Kemi is somehow correct? This boy obviously drank Chemical which could be the Engine Oil Kemi Olunloyo talked about.....

So who will have strength to apologize now?

The autopsy corroborated Kemi Olunloyo's claim. That's why all your favs have been quiet about it.


Any matter wey don enter social media, forgerrit.

doggedfighter:
Beremx, don't allow me meet you where are saying this !

doggedfighter:
Use paragraphs to make reading easier.

Klass99:
Lol , are you trying to be funny? Have you never seen that phrase used on NL upandan by men to insult and demean their fellow men?

Simp, for me means a lot of things like simpleton, fool, half wit, slowpoke, idiot and more.

And when I use it on NL in reference to anyone or a topic I usually mean;

1. The weak men here who tell vicious lies about others in a bid to humiliate them and do not take rejection very well. I'm sure you've seen the two I talked about on this thread already - there are threads/posts which prove this simping trait of theirs I didn't peddle lies about them.

2. The weak men who lack basic respect,bully, attack, insult and antagonize others, when they weren't provoked or attacked by the other person first.

3. The foolish men who say Nigerian girls are useless all of them, but when there is a giveaway thread by a Nigerian woman they still run to it begging for her 5k and begging to be selected as a beneficiary of her goodwill.

4. The same foolish men who say Nigerian girls are useless and insult them upandan this forum, but go offline to still sleep with them and have children with them outside wedlock, if we are all useless avoid us nah!

5. The weak and foolish men who applaud the saying that all Nigerian girls are useless, but the moment another simp like them qualifies it to say Igbo or Yoruba girls are very useless, they come out in full force like a battle cry has been sounded to defend their tribes/ethnicity. Forgetting they previously agreed with the nonsense that all Nigerian girls are useless. Abi are the women from their ethnicity not Nigerian again?

6. The moronic men who stay silent when a woman is being insulted by their fellow man BUT the moment that woman hits back at the man who first insulted her, they come out to address the woman, saying all of sorts of rubbish. I usually tell them to maintain the same silent energy they did, now that the script has been flipped on the troublemaker.

These are the real SIMPS to me, not the NL definition most men use.

Mariangeles:
Absolutamente!
Especially refrigerated cake.

I don't even know who came up with the term hot cake.