Lol no be small man be that

culf:


you should discuss it with her. maybe she learn some tips there or something.
I know a guy that likes to drink in places like brotels/ashawa house but he is never w womanizer. He prefer his drinks to having 5 beautiful ladies

Sheistoopretty:



Wailings of a poor wretched simp turned Redpiller wannabe so ordinary rice and ice cream is what u couldn't pay for and u are here already giving motivational advises You see why I don't take these Nairaland Broke Wretched Boys serious?
All these BJRAN (Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland) boys sef

I have one thing to tell you. GROW UP!

you didn't include the champagne

Politician sugar daddy Don run am for you congratulations

Omor your kids will not use yoghurt or milk to step down. Got me laughing

LordAdam16:


Dude, it depends on what you eat and where you live.

If you're earning 30K, you certainly will not use catfish to cook. Titus brand of Sardines and Exeter brand of Corned Beef will not be found in your house. Your kids will not use juice, yoghurt, or milk to step down.

Using 20-30K per week to run a home (with foodstuff already procured with a separate budget) in a city is very believable. It is the lowest band of the upper middle class.

One person will buy noodles and cook with the packaged condiments. Another will spend thousands on assorted ingredients.

Life no b competition. Anywhere your power reach, you stop.

-Lord

Joshua escaped

JasonScoolari:
In this generation, the relationship won't last up to one week without "Enough" sex...

Infact, some ladies are now hell bent of having sex immediately they agree to date you so as to check how fit you are in bed and your stamina level.

I had an experience with one recently, she told me pop and plain that once she agrees, we are going to get down a week after.

I had to tell her that I have been transferred to another State.... That one was not ready to settle down, she was just looking for another Warri Johnny Sins.

VTJN:
Tinubu is obviously the next president to succeed Buhari

you'll create the country he will become president for Nigeria he has been rejected

no be lie

GOFRONT:
One bros now don taya to chop this woman.

Are you quoting Bobby Fischer or Einstein? This conspiracy theory is wrong man, French Grandmaster Alrieza Firoujza won Sinquelfied cup last month, the take home pay is 200m naira just for playing a board game for 7 days

mrrandomguy:
Consistency is the key to become a good player. Your ability deteriorates once you stop playing it.

However, the ability to play chess is the sign of a gentle man, the ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life.


Inclusiveness. Many more people are accommodated this way. Btw there are competitions where participants are not seperated by gender. This are more common in Eastern Europe where they learn to play chess before learning to ride a bicycle.

reubenobi:
Any chess player here?

yes me

leody:
Shey you guys dey carry gun go market nii

Critically analysed

Fiscus105:
To commit fornication or adultery has nothing to do with profession, but,it can influence the person.


Selling beer is a kind of dirty business because u are dealing with customers who are mostly men, and they are men who know how to waste money, not only that, who will be drunk as a result of products you sold for them and they can start misbehaving. Mind you, you can't fight them because of this behaviors, though, you can caution them, if you choose to fight, they run away and it will affect ur buz.

Meanwhile, women in general are easily deceived and fell for flashing of money and spending money recklessly.

The question now is that, how a woman will now run a business in which her 99% customers are potential skirt hunters and not still fall for their gimmicks, is the biggest problem o?

Delicate answer I can proffer.

1. Employ beauty girls as ur sales girls.

2. Make sure you are a type of woman who priorities complacency ultimately.

Dnt be *toooooo* playful with them (let them know their boundaries)

ObamaMessi:
This question is just like: can a woman be pregnant and still give birth?

guy this is the right description thread closed

PerfectStranger:
Depends. If you’re a broke man, you’ll definitely die of high BP when you see her play with her male customers.

dyera:
If this man open a branch in Lagos, Tinubu will accuse him of wishing he is dead.

there's a branch after Allen Junction

doctore212:
I want to leave this country and move to Togo.

In Togo , I can carry Olosho TDB and with only indomie and egg.

She might even stay at .

But here in Naija, u carry Olosho for five thousand ,yet they will not allow u touch breast.

I will relocate

Fred166:
You are right. There are good Nigerian movies.

But I can't remember the last time I watched a movie. I'm always busy. I don't even subscribe to the gotv in our room. My wife handles the gotv sub because she loves watching enough of those boring movies.

I only subscribe to the dstv in our sitting room, because I love watching football match and other sports on a weekend like this.

na man you be, Premier league Channels and Champions League Channels must be on constant subs

Abdul05:
That is the meaning of structure


Obi the idiot can not pull this kind of crowd in the north... for where





That is why we keep saying it No northerner knows obi in the north... support tinubu .

u no even get sense Shey Obi stronghold ma North?

Winner90:
The voting result is as questionable as the bar chart.

I swear I thought as much

Nigerians don't vote talented intellectuals but prefer keeping daft people like Phyna, Bella and Chichi

Oga no be rumour I know say e dey pain you say your master is in for doom next year on polls

lhordspy:
Another lie. I trust the mod to push this to front page too.. I have been noticing their anti-tinubu campaign of recent. All anti-tinubu post been pushed to front page.

I just dont know what these miscreant want with Tinubu. They sleep, eat, and drink tinubu. You said peter obi will win massively. So why rejoicing and masturbating on every propaganda news from the PDP section.


BUNCH OF CONFUSED LOT.


They have been dragging, crying, wailing, screaming for us to present Tinubu certificate. We did.

They ask us to show them his old family picture because obi uploaded one. We did

They ask for his project during his governorship tenure. We did(infact lot of it).

They said he hates the YEEBOS, We showed them the lot of igbos in the government cabinet, parastatals, ministry of the state tinubu controls indirectly,Lagos state (according to them).

Now, they are wailing that Tinubu hates the christians.

Same tinubu that his wife is an ordained pastor in one of the biggest church in Nigeria?

Same tinubu that that attendes father kukah's birthday service few days ago?

Is Ambode a muslim?
Is sanwo olu a muslim?
Is yemi osinbajo a muslim?

Now tell me, just mention one name of a muslim, or just any random person from other tribe asides igbo that PETER OBI made or helped. Tell me?




I just want you to know, no amount hate and propaganda will stop Tinubu presidency comes next year. Keep masturbating on every rumours and propaganda you see on every thread.

I don't know where he got it all wrong with his game but his first week he looked the favourite

Abeg make she go, she too dey misyarn and be defending toxic and insolent behaviours

OriOko88:
That mumu Harry will never be king. D fool went to marry an akata americana who re known to be uncultured. Imagine that merkle becoming the princess of Wales with her witchy face . The uncultured black girl has negatively influenced Harry that he now keeps beard . No royal male in d history of over 1000 year old British monarchy has kept beard like Harry. Effect of Akata babe influence

he is not the heir apparent to the throne but his senior brother crowned prince Williams who already begot Charles Grandson George, so after Charles its William then George, that's the order except dead occurs

Who gave this fool a PHD

PSG no suppose to dey talk debt management, na them turn football to cash or nothing

Eloswag is yusful and Obidient

Bros u want make this guy commit suicide

internationalman:
The truth of the matter is that instead of coming to see you today she went to see another niggar.

And do you mind if I elaborate on why she sent you the sudden break-up text?

Let me elaborate anyway, that niggar she went to see today fûcked her so good like you have never done before and It is the euphoria from the sweetness she got from the dicking that's twisting and messing with some neurons in her brain.

That's what has gotten her acted spontaneously. Her brain is not her own to control anymore.

Don't worry she will regain full consciousness when the dick spell wears off (it usually does wear off in most cases), then you can continue from when they niggar left of.

Below is the picture of your girl and the guy from today's match.

Oga tell us, interesting

Moneyboyz:
His head should be mounted on a stake.

I blame his parents for not giving him proper education and the Nigerian education system for not making history compulsory in our schools.

Before they sentence him, they should educate him about the slave era, he should learn how the Arabians would come to Africa and take us as slaves, rape our women and kill our men, he should learn about how the Arabians will rape female slaves and cut off
male slaves penis so they won't be able to procreate.

These male slaves end up commiting suicide, this doesn't stop them, they always come back to Africa and some part of Asia to take more slaves.

The Arabian people have a so called god but are so evil they refused to end slavery until 1962.

If you think the bloody Saudi Arabian see you as a human you are wrong, they see you all as slaves to be manipulated and since you all are stupid and uneducated this shit will continue for centuries.

Islam claims you have to speak in their language to speak to their God and you must visit Mecca in Saudi Arabia before your service to Islam is complete, you can't criticize your leaders in Islam and so many crude rules.

If you as a human with a functioning brain do not see anything wrong with these then you deserve whatevers comes to you as a very foolish person.

Mohamed will kill Jews and Christians and rape their wives, take people as slaves and told them they are slaves of Allah. Raped children which still encourages child marriage till date in islam.

Do you even know how this Mohamed and Islam came to be? Do you know Mohamed was once a Catholic?
Do you know the Qur'an didn't fall from heaven and it was written after Mohamed's death?

Too many things I wanna say but no time.

Good one time to start kicking Chi Chi, Diana, Gidifiya(gistlover amebo) and Chomzy out of the house

Blockbuster

This man disarm na identifiable word

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
By now this niggar supposed don know say runz babe them sabi disarm person

People way dey steal hotel towel

I patronize runz babe alot....but as a real niggar I nor dey looseguard
But 40k too much na..them silver or gold plate her kpekus....the highest I pay is 7k
And for all those critizing him for patronising a runz babe....let me tell ya all a secret...apart from the disarming aspect

Runz babe are fun to be with...and you know the funny thing runz babe clean pass our normal girl friend for house...I know I sound stupid but that is the truth...especially when it comes to infection them clean pass our regular relationship girlfriend