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Just give them one week!!

So my people yeye thing Dey sweet ooh. I’ve finally had time to share this funny story with you guys. I invited one babe over to my place yesterday night, she accept and came, she got to my place around 7pm we had dinner, talked and all and she decided
to pass the night. (Hmmm!! I took a deep breath thinking kpekus don sure) around 11pm I wanted touching her she said no that she can’t knack me, blah blah blah!!! I tried my best, I’m someone that doesn’t like forcing myself on a girl I wouldn’t enjoy the sex, I hate begging for sex. So I let her be picked up my phone and left the room. I go straight to one of those hookup app order on fine girl she reach my side at pass 1am. Now to the most interesting part I enter room go wake who no wan Bleep tell am make she excuse me I wan knack. She was shocked to her bone marrow!! I told her aunty please go parlour go sleep I wan knack. At that point she tried to talk to me I ignored her lock the door and enjoyed my night. I thought this girl will leave angrily this morning she still get mind ask me for transport and I no give am.

jeromestarks:
To increase area of contact and decrease pressure on ground.
Remember that these trucks carry heavy loads. If they have few tires, the pressure will be much on those few tires and on the ground but with so many tires, the pressure is distributed and thus, less on the ground.

I drive 18 wheeler, I would know.

agba 18 wheeler your face show oo!! Who put body go collect. Abeg do us whey still Dey on 2wheeler love Abeg!

I invited a girl from festac to Ajah for launch, she was to come meet me at chicken republic in ado road. This girl stopped at mega chicken, that wasn’t enough she came with two of her friends. As a street guy with enough orientation, I paid all the bills but I took the three of them and to
my friends house omo see knocking that night. Non of them left without a swollen clits.

Nah poor man Dey do poor Man. Cause the rich are getting richer and helping each other but the poor will not allow their fellow poor breath
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See somebody that his comedy only appeals to a certain tribe. If given a government appointment now his views will change over night. Oga with all due respect your part of the problem, you trivialized your content online only promote Yoruba content creators your shiiit bro

Tho I don’t believe one word you just said but I’ll drop a logical advice for others that might face such challenges in future. Clean all the rubbles and burnt remains in the room that belonged to you. Go and buy tapoline and mosquito net. Make a small shade in the room install the mosquito nets and sleep till God shows you mercy.

So what will you say about rich men that their wives cheat on them. The simple truth is that no woman in this world can be satisfied. Love your life on your rules and be happy.

09059551948 . I have over five years experience in laundry business and I’m currently working with one of the top laundry outfit in Lagos.

You lost the most important thing years ago. Which is "your senses"

Is not easy to be white.

Leave your parents house. I left my parents house in my final year. After my mother insulted me that I'm eating her husband's food and I'm being lazy. Today I've bought my mom a car and my younger sister is out studying on my bills. Depressing is normal but if you allow it take over you, I'm sorry to say but suicide bells will start ringing in your head. Take some antidepressants like weed.

Fake news.

Lol... Funny how people create topics just to beg or scam others.

Let's see how bola escoba tinubu will react.

Akwa ibom and Rivers State should make that top 10.

At this point even if the goat on my street talk say she born for davido I go believe am.

Slayar:
Abijo,awoyaya,lakowe

drop your number sir.

Slayar:
8k a month

where

So the man left nothing for his 4 step kids.. very fishy story.

If you don't know what to do commit suicide. Cause only a useless man man will face challenges and want to quit or run away.

E sure me die say Peruzzi Bleep chioma.

Slayar:
Why not move to the island,I can help you with affordable accommodation

u get 3500 a month house for island

Make breeze carry your coloz troaway when you dey try wrap am.

Sucking a man's nipple can make him promise you a helicopter.

I didn't read the whole story. The bigining alone is a turn off. Written fake all over.

Relocate to Lagos. E be like say you never see shege pro max.

Your less than half a man.