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SportsRe: Kalou Pays Mikel $5,000 Bet After Eagles Won by Bertbert: 2:09pm On Feb 04, 2013
toshmann: No comment. And my decision not to make a comment is based on facts that I won't comment on. Note that I make no comment on the no comment status of this no comment post. And there'll be no comment on the comments following this no comment post and if there's are no comments following this no comment post then all I have to say is no comment.

In summary, no comment lipsrsealed
No comment and your commenting when you said you will not comment,whether you comment or not the comment had been made.Your comment is supposed to be a comment on the comment you said you will not comment. grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: 65 Nigerians Deported From European Countries by Bertbert: 12:57pm On Jan 26, 2013
I WANT TO GO HOME,AM FROM NIGERIA,IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, NIGERIA YAYA,WE GO ENTER MOTO OR FLY FOR AERO AND LAND FOR LAGOS....U SHOULD GO WITH ME AM MISSING MY LOVE AT HOME... grin grin grin
CultureRe: 15 Weird Laws Around The World by Bertbert: 12:34pm On Jan 26, 2013
Paroh_frey: Is No 3 really true? I doubt.
It's very true,that's the practice in UAE,you have to provide a copy of marriage certificate and international passport before you will be allowed to go into a hotel room with opposite sex. Not so easy anyway ,Though some fellows still dey maneuver the thing sha by sorting the hotel receptionist or attendant.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 25 Abbreviations You Must Know About by Bertbert: 1:44pm On Jan 25, 2013
GDC = Garri don cost.
FTC = First to comment.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do You Manage Anger? by Bertbert: 3:39pm On Jan 24, 2013
Anytime am angry,I will just count from 1 to 20 in my mind,even before i count up to number 10 the whole anger must have disappeared.That's how i manage anger and it has been working for me.Maybe you should try it and see how far it works.
Jokes EtcBaptism. by Bertbert(op):
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CareerRe: University Courses That Are Waste Of Time by Bertbert: 2:19pm On Jan 12, 2013
Idriswhite: I'm sorry for the post if it offends viewers.it's only an assumption a pal brought up for debate.with the opinions garnered here,it's obvious that no knowledge is a waste.
..Good to get the apology from you,Your sins are forgiven go and sin no more grin grin
FamilyRe: Who Is The Commander-in-chief Of Remote Control In Your House? by Bertbert: 7:36am On Jan 06, 2013
Yomieluv: My neighbour,cos we don't have TV in my house,so I peep through the window of my neighbour to watch Robocop,and equalizer 2000.
...same with me but i just managed to buy a 14inch National black and white TV which i covered with colour paper to make it have colour,i dont need to handle any remote control i only turn the nub to change channels.. grin
Yomieluv: My neighbour,cos we don't have TV in my house,so I peep through the window of my neighbour to watch Robocop,and equalizer 2000.
...same with me but i just managed to buy a 14inch National black and white TV which i covered with colour paper to make it have colour,i dont need to handle any remote control i only turn the nub to change channels..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Beware Of Sonawevas Recruitment,it's A Scam. by Bertbert(op): 9:35pm On Dec 19, 2012
mathylucas: The attorney a singed to me is called Milford Smith. Is the name the same with ur cousin? Pls help me. The total fee Is $322 ie the visa + some other fee.
Yes thats the name of the attorney Milford smith,please be wise and run as far and as fast as your legs can carry you.
Jobs/VacanciesBeware Of Sonawevas Recruitment,it's A Scam. by Bertbert(op): 6:08pm On Dec 06, 2012
People beware of SONAWEVAS recruitment latest SCAM,they also call themselves ORGANIZATION OF NORTH AMERICA.My cousin sent me the first mail they sent to him for me to help him verify if it's real or fake but as at that first mail they sounded genuine,though I searched the whole net to see if they have any previous fraudulent record but was not able to find any,I only got to know that their website is still new then I told my cousin to continue his discussion with them,they promised to employ him in USA ,make visa for him,pay his flight ticket,feed and accommodate him in USA with an awesome salary and benefits,It sounded too real to be true but I had to encourage him to continue replying their mails since they never asked for any money yet,but fortunately or unfortunately they sent another mail today claiming the mail is from their attorney who processes VISAS for their company demanding money for registration and other things.The worst part of it is that they have their employment advert almost in all Job portal throughout the world.Their website address is www.sonawevas.org . Spread the news to avoid someone becoming either a maga or a mugu grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Is It Right For Parents To Insult Their Children? by Bertbert: 5:43pm On Nov 24, 2012
Once they get on my nerves,I don't flog or insult them,I will simply send the kid to prison(a spare room in my house that is not occupied)the kid will spend not less than 1hr there depending on the severity of his crime.He will be hearing the voices of other kids from there while they are playing but he can't join them because he is in prison,when finally released it will be hard for him to commit same offense again. The funniest part of it is that they always remind and alert one another concerning room prison whenever one is trying to derail. They hate room prison die grin grin grin
FoodRe: Ijebu Garri Or Yellow Garri~which Do You Prefer? by Bertbert: 10:02am On Nov 08, 2012
GARRI THREAD FINALLY ALLOWED IN NAIRALAND >>>GARRI FINALLY DECLEARED LEGAL IN NAIRALAND ... grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Bertbert: 5:15pm On Nov 07, 2012
How is garri produced and how much a cup? :-XHow is garri produced and how much a cup?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures and Video From Flavour's Night Club Launch In Enugu by Bertbert: 3:04pm On Oct 27, 2012
Will be a very conducive place to drink garri lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Dancing Azonto (PHOTO) by Bertbert: 3:00pm On Oct 27, 2012
Dr. Whizy:
e haff do na. No finish mi garri ooo grin grin grin
abeg do nah...me sef dey wait for groundnut. grin grin grin
EducationRe: World Teachers' Day: Share Your Experiences About Your Teachers by Bertbert: 3:52pm On Oct 05, 2012
My Thanks and appreciation goes to my MUM the best teacher in the whole world,you taught me and made me understand that life is not a bed of roses,without you i wonder what this life would have turned out to be for me.I also thank my Sister who discovered my talent in those early years as a kid when i used to designed and built toys using available local materials and also repaired faulty appliances at home and even for our neighbors,you encouraged me to make sure i pass very well in physics,chemistry and mathematics so I can become an Engineer which I am today(may God bless you).Also to all my teachers who taught me from nursery school to University level may God bless you all.
To the HOLY SPIRIT the greatest teacher who taught me inside and gives me directives at all times even now that am getting old you still whisper to me with your sweet low voice in every situation telling me what to do thereby making me courageous and wise....Thanks very much.
HAPPY TEACHERS DAY TO ALL THE GOOD TEACHERS.
SportsRe: FIFA Ranking: Super Eagles Drop To 13th In Africa by Bertbert: 12:10pm On Oct 04, 2012
The question now is what do we do to come up the list again?
Car TalkRe: Jessica Cox The First Armless Pilot by Bertbert: 2:40pm On Oct 03, 2012
fittty: No be me go gree make this kind pilot fly me sha lipsrsealed
Even to enter motor wey she dey drive me i no go gree, not to talk of plane....Abeg make una leave me i no wan use my life play gambling lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
TravelRe: Panic At Lagos US Consulate Over Suspicious Object by Bertbert: 12:00pm On Sep 29, 2012
hagma37@yahoo.com:
pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him ma no go see anything call sleep make USA and its people leave ol dis muslim people alone this world would have b a perfect and peaceful world.
Isa Abdulazeez i suspect your a boko boy.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Flood In Udaba-Ephei, Edo State by Bertbert: 10:56am On Sep 27, 2012
It will surely affect GARRI even soup. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
pyyxxaro: i hope this doesn't affect the price of GARRI in the country shocked lipsrsealed
TravelRe: Planning Of Trekking From Lagos To Maiduguri. Pls Advice Me by Bertbert: 9:07am On Sep 26, 2012
BROS IT'S POSSIBLE EVEN MAD PEOPLE DEY WAKA PASS THAT DISTANCE, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PRETEND YOUR MAD,GET NAKED AND YOU WILL SEE AND FEEL THE SPIRIT OF MADNESS CARRY YOU THROUGH WITH ENOUGH VIGOR AND STRENGTH grin grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Neil Armstrong First-Man On The Moon Is Dead by Bertbert: 11:03am On Aug 27, 2012
THEY SHOULD BURRY HIM IN THE MOON,USING AIRCRAFT AS HIS COFFINE. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
FashionRe: Do We Really Need Clothes? by Bertbert: 2:16pm On Aug 08, 2012
Bros abeg no think go that side, make we just dey manage the hazard with putting clothes on...because some people dey too ugly even when they wear clothe not to talk of when they are naked.Infact personally i fit dey fight with people every time because i no fit hold my laugh when i see wonders grin grin grin
CareerRe: Describe Your Job In One Word. by Bertbert: 2:11pm On Aug 08, 2012
WONDERFUL
PoliticsRe: What Is Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's Real Offence? by Bertbert: 7:02am On Jul 31, 2012
Donalð Genes: seconded!!
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Donalð Genes: seconded!!
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TV/MoviesRe: Nigeria’s Got Talent 2012 To Begin In July by Bertbert: 5:06am On Jul 20, 2012
afam4eva: I have a long p*nis. Can I apply?
call it joystick are you new here? cool
afam4eva: I have a long p*nis. Can I apply?
call it joystick are you new here?
PoliticsRe: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by Bertbert: 7:27pm On Jul 03, 2012
Odunnu: How much am I going to get? cheesy
just kidding. I like Enugu, I dont know what other state I can raise better kids in.
ur on point.Enugu state is d best city to raise kids.
RomanceRe: What Does An "Ex" Mean To You? by Bertbert: 12:36pm On Jun 20, 2012
An Ex means old things have passed away. grin grin grin

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