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TravelRe: Niger Bridge Is Shaking. by Bertbert: 2:20pm On Oct 28, 2014
@ op, that's the normal thing,whenever ur on a bridge steady and another car passes you will always feel the vibration. I think its as a result of resonance so don't fear so much.
PoliticsRe: Bamanga Tukur : Boko Haram Are Fighting For Justice - May 2012 by Bertbert: 7:21pm On Oct 26, 2014
He forgot the main thing he wanted to say, na old age dey worry am.
HealthRe: Ask The Eye Doctor Any Problem Concerning The Eyes by Bertbert: 7:14pm On Oct 26, 2014
My friend no dey take eyes see woman ,abeg wetin be his problem?
RomanceRe: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by Bertbert: 12:30pm On Oct 26, 2014
Zedric:
Wait!! U seriously had to askhuh

Common, find the b*tch and make sure u collect that phone back. She used u, the speed at which she broke up with u says it all. All she needed was the phone and if u don't collect it back, u deserve a plaque for Ur "MAGArious" actions
. Bros pity the guy,he did not play bad guy in those days
HealthRe: Nigeria’s Actions Seem To Contain Ebola Outbreak -New York Times by Bertbert: 11:32pm On Oct 01, 2014
Great Nigeria the best country in the whole wide world I hail thee....happy independnce jare.
PoliticsRe: Charly Boy Chilling With The First Lady (picture) by Bertbert: 3:01am On Sep 24, 2014
Odikwa very risky
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Bertbert: 6:26am On Sep 22, 2014
Ksslib: Guy, bone that thing. Pidgin sef get cliche.
. I go enter two of una oooh!!! Why una must argue over pidgin english. grin
Ksslib: Guy, bone that thing. Pidgin sef get cliche.
. I go enter two of una oooh!!! Why una must argue over pidgin english.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Plans To Use Mechanics, Car Wash Centers To Plant Bombs In Cars by Bertbert: 8:49pm On Sep 18, 2014
I pray that any auto mechanic or car wash operator who will allow himself or his workshop to be used for such purpose will never see the next hour.
FamilyRe: How To Cheat On Your Husband Without Being Caught by Bertbert: 5:50am On Sep 18, 2014
There is no secret under the sun..even the walls have ears, you can fool some people sometimes but you can't fool all the people all the time. Married women take note please don't try this at home.
EducationRe: 10 Words Nigerians Commonly Misspell by Bertbert: 7:19pm On Sep 16, 2014
Principal: are you the new english teacher posted to our school?

New english teacher. : Yes sir, I are
CelebritiesRe: Nicky Minaj Goes Br’aless And Wide In Paris| PHOTO by Bertbert: 4:26pm On Sep 14, 2014
Hmmmm end time tins
AgricultureRe: SNAKE FARM ? {pic} :-\ by Bertbert: 12:35pm On Sep 13, 2014
themejiwalker: Snakes are scary as fck. Damn
. Please is fck scary?
HealthRe: Cannabis Will Soon Become Legal For Non-violent User by Bertbert: 7:45pm On Sep 09, 2014
Legalize it and I will advertise it.
HealthRe: Lagos Ebola Volunteers Threaten Strike Over Lack Of Payment by Bertbert: 5:39am On Sep 07, 2014
Whether volunteer or not, abeg Money for hand , back for ground....
FamilyRe: Pictures From Wedding Of Innocent's Daughter And Louis Carter's Son by Bertbert: 7:47pm On Sep 06, 2014
Nice one wish you guys the best
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by Bertbert: 1:43pm On Sep 05, 2014
safarigirl: Saturday:

AFCON qualifiers: Nigeria vs Congo

Gulder Ultimate Search

Sunday:

Maltina Dance All

Big Brother Africa

Interesting weekend
plz which station will show all?
FashionRe: Why Wear An Underwear? by Bertbert: 7:37pm On Sep 04, 2014
Singing in my mind........ Some girls dey wayoooooo dem no dey wear pant ooooo, when going to party grin
HealthRe: Sister Of Dead Ebola Doctor Escaped From PH To Abia But Has Been Sent Back by Bertbert: 4:15am On Aug 30, 2014
That lady is wicked, she should be tried in court for intending genocide and should be jailed,in fact she should be QUARANJAILED...
HealthRe: Federal Government Has Reversed The Suspension Of Residency Training Programme by Bertbert: 2:31pm On Aug 29, 2014
phantom: grin grin grin grin grin grin after your useless government scooped up every bit of their vomit shamelessly.
does it make sensehuh?? you still gave the doctors most of their demands,so why the suspension in the first place.

the i.diots sacked doctors,realized they had committed a big blunder,then sent senator mark to come wipe their shame.

if not for senator mark,nigerians and their mumu government for hear am!!! grin grin grin
. Fat lie,were they demanding for MOST of their demands or ALL of their demands at initial stage? Leave that thing we know what happened,now their tails have been cut,they can never mention anything STRI not to talk of mentioning STRIKE as they now go back to work.They have now seen that apprentice is never bigger than his master. Anyway we always pray for the best in this country because katakata no dey pay
RomanceRe: When You And Your Ex Are Still In Love With Each Other by Bertbert: 4:51am On Aug 29, 2014
Ex- wetin? Won't you mind your business and face your family (wife or husband),what will you gain from her again? Na person whey bring firewood whey ant full dey invite lizard as a special guest for house. Wen the wahala will start your house go dey pursue you. I don talk my own be that.
FamilyRe: Would You Stand By Your Spouse, No Matter What? by Bertbert: 4:39am On Aug 29, 2014
What if he or she gets EBOLA? Just asking oooo grin
HealthRe: Two Ebola Cases Confirmed In Port Harcourt. by Bertbert: 6:47pm On Aug 28, 2014
phantom: very true. I personally know the doc involved. its so sad.
. Hmmmm bros no vex ooooo ,did you atall have anything to do with the doctor during the period he was sick? Plz if there is any sharpally go report yourself to government for the next line of action because your a suspect.
EducationRe: Shekarau Meets Commissioners Over Extension Of School Holiday (Ebola Prevention) by Bertbert: 7:38am On Aug 26, 2014
Good moves,let them extend it please and let's watch the situation. Na person whey de alive and healthy dey go school jare.
EducationRe: Shekarau Meets Commissioners Over Extension Of School Holiday (Ebola Prevention) by Bertbert: 7:38am On Aug 26, 2014
Good moves,let them extend it please and let's watch the situation. Na person whey de alive and healthy dey go school jare.
RomanceRe: Should A Woman Have A Side Guy In Case Of Disappointment By Her Main Man? by Bertbert: 8:05pm On Aug 23, 2014
lalasticlala: My cousin sister called me sometime ago, that she would wanna see me. I asked her where she was, she told me to meet her at a fast food joint. About an hour later, I was there. I met her in company of a her very pretty friend and one guy.

I fixed my eyes more on her friend and took few glances at the guy. I noticed that the guy actually took them out because of my cousin. But I was worried.
My worry stemmed from the fact that I knew my cousin's man, as in her fiance or something and the guy I saw with her was definitely not the guy I knew.
I said to myself, may be it's just a harmless date.

Later, I asked my cousin About her main guy, she said he's OK. Then she made me understand that the guy I met with her was just a new friend that likes her and wants a date. I asked her what her answer was since she already has a guy.
She bluntly and confidently told me that she can't put her eggs in one basket.
" Hey!! bros, I can't put my eggs in one basket, what if Chucks disappoints me tomorrow and decides to marry another girl? I will just keep this guy as a 'side guy' in case of disappointments ooo!!"
These were her exact words.

I burst out in laughter. Shuooooo!!! I thought that it's only some few guys that have "side chicks".

Well, I tried to encourage her to maintain just one guy at a time since Chucks, her main guy has shown sign of seriousness in their relationship. But she wouldn't hear of that.

So babes, what's your take on having a "side guy" in case of disappointment? Does it worth it?
What of in the course of having the so called "side guy" and the main guy discovers and she loses the main guy or even loses both guys?

If a babe must have a side guy in case of 'disappointment', how would she go about it? Would there be sex with the side guy?
.

She go soon carry EBOLA grin
lalasticlala: My cousin sister called me sometime ago, that she would wanna see me. I asked her where she was, she told me to meet her at a fast food joint. About an hour later, I was there. I met her in company of a her very pretty friend and one guy.

I fixed my eyes more on her friend and took few glances at the guy. I noticed that the guy actually took them out because of my cousin. But I was worried.
My worry stemmed from the fact that I knew my cousin's man, as in her fiance or something and the guy I saw with her was definitely not the guy I knew.
I said to myself, may be it's just a harmless date.

Later, I asked my cousin About her main guy, she said he's OK. Then she made me understand that the guy I met with her was just a new friend that likes her and wants a date. I asked her what her answer was since she already has a guy.
She bluntly and confidently told me that she can't put her eggs in one basket.
" Hey!! bros, I can't put my eggs in one basket, what if Chucks disappoints me tomorrow and decides to marry another girl? I will just keep this guy as a 'side guy' in case of disappointments ooo!!"
These were her exact words.

I burst out in laughter. Shuooooo!!! I thought that it's only some few guys that have "side chicks".

Well, I tried to encourage her to maintain just one guy at a time since Chucks, her main guy has shown sign of seriousness in their relationship. But she wouldn't hear of that.

So babes, what's your take on having a "side guy" in case of disappointment? Does it worth it?
What of in the course of having the so called "side guy" and the main guy discovers and she loses the main guy or even loses both guys?

If a babe must have a side guy in case of 'disappointment', how would she go about it? Would there be sex with the side guy?
.

She go soon carry EBOLA
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Tribute To Dr Ameyo Adadevoh by Bertbert: 8:56pm On Aug 20, 2014
Sawyer sowed ebola in Nigeria like a seed,you saw the need to save sawyer's life but ebola saw you and took you,now we saw sawyer in hell ,but saw you in heaven,sorry for the loss oh Nigeria.....R.I.P to the dead.
HealthRe: Doctors Hit Lagos Streets To Protest Mass Sack (PHOTOS) by Bertbert: 9:40am On Aug 19, 2014
Are they doing street protest or are they using idea or style to beg government to recall them? Yeye people, you thought your small gods,this will be a big lesson to anyone who thinks without him others cannot exist....you guys better come out open and beg.
PoliticsRe: General Patrick Aziza Is Dead by Bertbert: 6:56pm On Aug 18, 2014
Aziza....as in broom? Wetin we go come dey use sweep nah?...anyway RIP to the dead.
HealthRe: Nigerian Doctor Recovers, Discharges From Quarantine by Bertbert: 10:43pm On Aug 16, 2014
Testimony time!!! Nigeria must survive
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Abducts 100 Young Men In Borno by Bertbert: 10:31pm On Aug 14, 2014
salaksmana: What is exactly is Jonathan doing aside doing meetings and setting up committees? His government is synonymous with blood and disasters.
. Shut up, can you lead just 5 people not to talk of being president of a country...GEJ till 2050
CelebritiesRe: Lalasticlala's Article Featured By Icon Weekly Magazine ( Photo ) by Bertbert: 11:14am On Aug 14, 2014
Did you put (c). Or warn against copying your work? ....anway a lawyer will advice you more. Goodluck

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