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SportsRe: 25 Years After Samuel Okwaraji Slumped And Died On The Field by Bertbert: 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2014
moscobabs: na hin score the only goal agaist India when india beat us 99 - 1 that year,may his soul rest in peace grin grin grin grin




na so my papa tell me
. That your papa no dey watch ball for television....na for grammer fone
CareerRe: Offshore Oil Worker,lets Meet Here by Bertbert: 8:58pm On Aug 10, 2014
What does SOLAS say about this?
RomanceRe: I Want To Join A Secret Cult To Fight For My Girl Friend by Bertbert: 7:16pm On Aug 09, 2014
Just write your WILL first and keep it in a safe place....Please will your phone and your remaining data bundle to me.
PoliticsRe: Ebola Scare:2 Feared Dead,20 Others Hospitalised Over Excessive Salt Consumption by Bertbert: 8:43pm On Aug 08, 2014
Acidosis: Jonathan again?

E dey manufacture Salt?
. Abeg help me ask am oooooooooo
Christianity EtcRe: Giv God A Great Name From Yr Heart by Bertbert: 7:28pm On Aug 03, 2014
The greater than the greatest.
TravelRe: Ghana Bans Flights From Nigeria, 2 Other Countries Over Ebola by Bertbert: 8:19pm On Aug 01, 2014
grin
uchemummy: Prevention is better than cure
. Provision is better than kiosk... grin
uchemummy: Prevention is better than cure
. Provision is better than kiosk...
FamilyRe: How Can Someone Cheat On You BUT Still Say They Love You? by Bertbert: 9:26am On Jul 30, 2014
bennyrazz: It is very possible to cheat and still love your partner. Let me put it like this, you like vegetable soup very much and you eat it everyday, some days will definitely come where you want to do away with vegetables for probably a day or two but you still love vegetables and you rate it ahead of any other soup. After tasting other soups, you will be like hun hun vegetable is better than this now, vegetables doesn't purge me now, vegetables doesn't make my tongue bitter now. That is when you realise you can't do away with vegetables and vegetable is better than ogbono, ewudo, okro soup, edika ikong grin, white soup, egusi, banga, gbegiri e.tc and when you are caught by your wife eating another soup that is when you begin to explain and make her realise that the other soup you tasted isn't as sweet as her own vegetables
. You make me feel like eating vegetable now grin
bennyrazz: It is very possible to cheat and still love your partner. Let me put it like this, you like vegetable soup very much and you eat it everyday, some days will definitely come where you want to do away with vegetables for probably a day or two but you still love vegetables and you rate it ahead of any other soup. After tasting other soups, you will be like hun hun vegetable is better than this now, vegetables doesn't purge me now, vegetables doesn't make my tongue bitter now. That is when you realise you can't do away with vegetables and vegetable is better than ogbono, ewudo, okro soup, edika ikong grin, white soup, egusi, banga, gbegiri e.tc and when you are caught by your wife eating another soup that is when you begin to explain and make her realise that the other soup you tasted isn't as sweet as her own vegetables
. You make me feel like eating vegetable now
RomanceRe: A Nairalander To Nairalanders: Please Save My Relationship With A Nairalander by Bertbert: 8:03pm On Jul 28, 2014
talk2cj08: Bro be a man love is not one sided. In my father's word my son never u beg for LOVE
. CONFIRMENTO. Dont beg for love,there are other better and sweeter girls who will love you back,dont kill yourself because of this girl...even if she agrees now ,tomorrow she might change again and it will continue that way like a tidal wave ,she is using you as an alternative.....abeg free yourself jare.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At NNPC Mega Station,kano by Bertbert: 12:43pm On Jul 28, 2014
WIZGUY69: ****** Let's beg Shekau for forgiveness before he kills everybody
and as for those cowards typing GOOD DEVELOPMENT, if they should
come down to USB (United states of biafra) it won't take them
3months, all the Ndigbos will be dead. trust me. it's not all about
chest beating or fighting WW3 and WW4 On the net. you think living
in fools paradise (ebonyi and abia) will save ur Bottom from those
guyz. mcheeew *********
. They will come to your own state and all your tribe will be wiped out within 3days and not ibo state because we have nothing in common with them.
FoodRe: Germany Allows Seriously Ill Patients To Grow Their Own Indian-hemp by Bertbert: 6:43am On Jul 24, 2014
Legalize it and i will advertise it.
PoliticsFRSC Enforcement Of New Number Plate Starts On 1st August 2014. by Bertbert(op): 7:26pm On Jul 21, 2014
Just heard it on channels television this evening that the enforcement of new plate number by the federal road safety commission will commence on 1st August 2014. I was thinking this issue has been settled long ago.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Elephant Raju Cries After Being Rescued From 50 Years Of Suffering In Chains by Bertbert: 4:30pm On Jul 21, 2014
Lesson learnt,......No condition is permanent, I pray that we all shall be free from any shackles of the enemy. Tears of joy shall fill our faces soon.....Like if you believe that your freedom is around the corner.
Christianity EtcRe: Rep Your Church by Bertbert: 1:11pm On Jul 20, 2014
Nairaland ministries inc worldwide...General overseer...Pastor Seun.
HealthRe: JOHESU Sues NMA, Says Doctors Strike Illegal by Bertbert: 7:13am On Jul 17, 2014
Doctors are becoming so irresponsible,now they will know that they have started a fight that they cant finish fighting,what are they feeling like sef? Government should introduce NO WORK NO PAY to them....nonsense they feel other professions are not important.
LiteratureRe: Happy 80th Birthday To Prof WS (wole Soyinka) by Bertbert: 5:45pm On Jul 13, 2014
Tholuwaniey: PC are still in campuses Mr... they only claim BAN when they get caught.. even in secondary schools
. Cheiii....Bro take am easy.
CultureRe: Hilarious Quotes In Igbo Language by Bertbert:
Nwanne notin mega.
FamilyRe: Keeping In Touch With The Ex After Marriage. Bad Idea? by Bertbert: 11:00am On Jul 04, 2014
chelseabmw: To me it's not a bad idea tho depends on the line of communication...

I called her on her birthday just to wish her longevity

She's on my bbm list... we only chat about her work n family

When I'm in nigeria I always see her esp at her bank because she's my account officer n I run most of my bank transaction through that particular bank


We don't discuss about our relationship way back because I have moved on n she's married


My opinion tho
. One day one MONKEY go go market ,e no go return......bros wellldone oooo ,i dey hail thee oooo....
SportsRe: Is John Obi Mikel A FLOP Or Just Been Overated By Chelsea Fans by Bertbert: 6:43am On Jul 03, 2014
Fatdon: This is what John Obi Mike is like to me.
. Mikellis obillis is the botanical name for snail
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies At Lonadek Engineering Services by Bertbert: 9:10pm On Jul 01, 2014
mastermynd: biko...

WHAT IS LONADEK? huhhuh
. Lonadek is a name of a person,animal,places or things.
PoliticsRe: Man Punished By Soldiers In Lagos For Crossing An Express Road by Bertbert: 3:42pm On Nov 04, 2013
WHEN ARMY SLAP YOU, NA THAT TIME YOU GO KNOW SAY POLICE NA YOUR FRIEND lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Dating Before Getting Engaged: How Long? by Bertbert: 8:47am On Mar 23, 2013
Whosoever that had never told lies both inside or outside nairaland let him or she be the first to cast the stone on NIKKYPEARL...and to you Nikkypearl neither do i condemn you but GO AND SIN NO MORE.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Must One Wear Suit To An Interview/apptitude Test??? by Bertbert: 8:34pm On Mar 05, 2013
please there is what we call suit and what we call coat. Dont wear coat thinking your wearing suit. There is also different job interview dress code depending on the type of work,banking too like coat and suit,while in engineering mostly onsite interview for construction companies warrants you to go with your jean , Tshirt and safety boots. So it all depends.
Christianity EtcRe: Now Or Never! By Pastor Adeboye by Bertbert: 11:46am On Feb 28, 2013
nikkypearl: Y do we av so many 'hidden Post'huh !!!
It is because DEVIL has "Hidden" inside those that wrote the posts trying to use them to oppose the word of God, but baba God pass them all...NOW IS THE TIME TO HIDE THE POST OF THE EVIL MEN NOT TOMORROW grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 3D Amazing Art-works by Bertbert: 5:17pm On Feb 27, 2013
Nice one.
RomanceRe: Guys: How Did You Woo Your First-Love. by Bertbert: 10:26am On Feb 27, 2013
anitank: *pulls up a chair and sits down, sipping fanta*

Let's hear it cheesy
Nosyke: Buys popcorn and gets a disposable cup, grabs another chair and joins her
joined two of you with garri and groundnut soaked in cold water,added milk and sugar,looked for another chair to sit down but couldn't find any...she stood up for me and I lapped her. grin grin grin grin
CareerRe: Did You Eventually Fulfill Your Future Ambition? by Bertbert: 12:45pm On Feb 23, 2013
At a very tender age I wanted to become an Engineer...And I made it,Here I am now as an Engineer...TO GOD BE THE GLORY
LiteratureRe: Common Proverbial Expressions by Bertbert:
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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Dies On The Altar After Leading Prayer by Bertbert: 3:22pm On Feb 18, 2013
DEATH NA DEATH anyway, but it's better to die in the alter of God than on top of woman lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
R.I.P Pastor
NYSCRe: Corper Wins Car For Maintaining Virginity Till Marriage. by Bertbert: 2:37pm On Feb 16, 2013
Me na aeroplane I go win grin grin grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by Bertbert: 8:12pm On Feb 10, 2013
GOALLLLLLLLLLL
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mali (AFCON 2013) - (4 - 1) On 6th February 2013 by Bertbert: 4:48pm On Feb 06, 2013
Gooooooooaaaalllll number 3
CelebritiesRe: Wole Soyinka And Sister In 1940 (Picture) by Bertbert:
Wow Picture Good oh.

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