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musKeeto: This GEJs got more imaginary enemies than MFM members.. ![]() |
michelin89: Just asking. How long can you stay without being in a relationship and having sex?You can remain single as long as CONJI has not started disturbing you. |
Murphy7h4: She dosnt said it was a mistake[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]This english pass boko haram bomb. ![]() |
MY NAME IS ....that's the correct answer. |
The country as a whole is uncivilized in electricty |
There is secret in every relationship,but it gets revealed gradually over a period of time,one after the other especially if the initially revealed secret was never used against the individual,there will be higher percentage of revealling more over a period of time.Over an extended time,highly kept secret tends to loose its position as top secret...e.g maybe over 50yrs of marriage or at old age,ur partner can easily open his or her mouth to tell u that so many years ago he or she slept with ur friend,relation or colleague or reveal any other top secret just as the case may be by then i dont really think the secret will have high value anymore. |
;DPoster a nice one there,now those who are not familiar with programming just open an email for JAMB using at yahoo.com and u stand a chance of winning 150 naira from me. |
That is called a BOKO LION ![]() |
Bread and tea after which i digest it with fruits and enough water. |
The Aboki forgot to be raptured along with his Dagar, that was why he came back, he will soon be re-raptured again watch out for Aboki rapture part 2. ![]() |
This is a welcomed development ,beggars and mad people are not supposed to be seen on the street begging or moving around,it's the responsibility of government to take care of them.Individuals can also assist them through Government. |
Go and treat MALARIA very well,then go for the HIV test again. People test positive to HIV when they have MALARIA in their system. Do this and I wish you negative in your second test. |
I just need more wisdom ![]() |
millennium compliant. |
That means that both the police and the armed robbers will also move their checkpoints and road block to the air. ![]() |
we break their hearts so that we can see the content of their hearts. |
Mine is 'JESUS WEPT' ![]() |
LET NOT YOUR HEART BE TROUBLED. The price of crude oil has never been static, soon it will rise higher than you might believe. |
If at this their age they still fight, Infact they need serious spiritual deliverance(S.S.D) and this will be done by a serious man of God. ![]() |
There in Nigeria or may I say Africa is always a place where it seems that someone's ex will always be seen as an enemy.But its not supposed to be so, you still have the right to help your ex anywhere you can be of assistance to him or her. A friend of mine married to a white lady who is a divorcee,one day as they were preparing to go for an occation they noticed that their car was not in a good condition,the woman simply called her ex husband and asked him to help her with his car and the ex husband did not refuse but told her to come over and take the car.After using the car the woman just returned it back to her. How many of Nigerian women or men can do this? Let us all know that its a small world ,so that the issue of an ex will not be a do or die affair. So poster if you are still interested in him just allow him again and try to be more careful this time around but if you dont want him again please politely let him know so that you guys can be friends and not enemies. |
They cant try any shit in lagos.Why should they announce their arrival before coming?they just want to create panic in lagos and the environs. Nothing will happen |
@ poster all I have to tell you is this, try to forgive your wife of her past afterall you too will also have done something even worse than what she did in the past. Now the next thing you will do is to try and know if she is still having affairs with the pastor up till now.Because women can keep secret so much when it comes to extra marital runs. You can get to know this by setting some traps for her to know if she will fail.Once she fails then you now know the best thing to do with her and the next step to take. |
@Iranoladun, your advice is really good, Most women pamper their husbands when they have not given birth,but once they give birth they transfer all the attention to their kids.This is not really good. Also some women dont keep themselves presentable to their husbands,maybe they believe that he has already married them therefore no going back and they keep themselves out of proportion (if I may be permitted to use this adjective) they dont know that there are some cool chicks out there looking for a man to occupy and once they succeed in occuping your husband there will be no longer space for you in your own husband and by then complain will full everywhere. Cook good food for your husband,make sure you come close to him and know his need and discuss issues with him,try and show concern over his problems and also contribute good ideas because if you do ,he will always tell you everything. Marriage is not an official afair so try and crack jokes and laugh with your husband often it makes marriage enjoyable. Women take the final note before I close, make sure you perform your MATRIMONIAL duties on Bed very well towards your husband.Dont do it reluctantly saying afterall we did it yesterday rather let every round of it be done beyond his expectations,thats one of the greatest weapon a woman will use to keep her husband.Do it anyhow ,anywhere and anytime he wants it .Please dont complain. ![]() |
I have heard so much fearful stories about plane,so when I was in the plane for the first time, I expected a lot but at the end of the day I didnt notice such fearful things. The only thing that I noticed was that my ears were doing me somehow.So I just relaxed and enjoyed my tripe behaving as if I had been travelling by air all the days of my life.Infact it was an enjoyable experience including the nice food which was served on the plane but after eating I was still hungry so I used style to become friendly with one of the air hostess (Trust me na, I be correct ESUT boy )and she supplied me with extra meal and drinks and also gave me her phone number.Infact my first time experience was really interesting. |
I want to use this oppurtuinity to know if there is anything the Nigerian government is supposed to do so that Nigerian's name will be removed from the american's blacklist of countries tagged as terorrist countries.I am saying this because this situation is really affecting those of us living outside the country very nagatively and will also be a big problem to the entire Nigeria. Please the Government should act very fast to rectify things. ![]() |
AMERICA thank you ooo, Infact you are the SENIOR PREFECT of the whole world. ![]() |
Please i really need your candid contributions,my brother who is working as an expert in saudi arabia just invited me,but my concern is whether there is job oppurtuinity for we Nigerian engineering graduates who hasn't got much working experience.Is that country worth travelling to?Plz advise |
From your profile you claimed to be a male but from what you now wrote its as if you are a female because the people you are talking are beign referred to as 'him" |
You dont need to worry just talk to master Jesus he will turn every situation around for your advantage,talking to men will not solve your problem. JESUS alone will do it for you |


