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EducationRe: GEJ Orders Expulsion Of Unqualified UNIABUJA Students by Bertbert: 6:58am On May 24, 2012
musKeeto: This GEJs got more imaginary enemies than MFM members..
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How Long Can You Stay Single & What Is Your Record So Far? by Bertbert: 5:09pm On May 23, 2012
michelin89: Just asking. How long can you stay without being in a relationship and having sex?

My record so far has been 2 years +.

It was not easy o, but self-control helped me a lot. But I noticed that my parents alone supported me in this decision. Not that they openly said it, but they never asked me questions like: why don't you have a boyfriend? Well maybe because the thought of a daughter who does adult things is not really fancied by parents in general, however my mates were always on my neck to date a guy.

For some reasons, some thought it was due to lack of opportunity and wanted to force me into the arms of abominable creatures grin grin grin, but it was just a conscious decision to regain myself after my last relationship ended.

Good to know though that guys become even more desperate in their chase the moment they learn you've been single for long: either they think you need one badly or that you are a hard to get type. cheesy

So people, share your experience(s).

PS: may I add that I have never felt so good like I do during singlehood. It's pure freedom! cheesy cheesy cheesy
You can remain single as long as CONJI has not started disturbing you.
FamilyRe: What Age Is The Right Age To Have A Child? by Bertbert: 5:06pm On May 23, 2012
Murphy7h4: She dosnt said it was a mistake[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]
This english pass boko haram bomb. grin grin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: 'my Names Are', Or 'my Name Is' by Bertbert: 4:59pm On May 23, 2012
MY NAME IS ....that's the correct answer.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Do You Find Nigerians Most Uncivilized? by Bertbert: 4:41pm On Apr 05, 2012
The country as a whole is uncivilized in electricty
RomanceRe: All Relationships Have Secrets? by Bertbert: 6:16am On Apr 04, 2012
There is secret in every relationship,but it gets revealed gradually over a period of time,one after the other especially if the initially revealed secret was never used against the individual,there will be higher percentage of revealling more over a period of time.Over an extended time,highly kept secret tends to loose its position as top secret...e.g maybe over 50yrs of marriage or at old age,ur partner can easily open his or her mouth to tell u that so many years ago he or she slept with ur friend,relation or colleague or reveal any other top secret just as the case may be by then i dont really think the secret will have high value anymore.
ProgrammingRe: Build A JAMB Result Checking Website To Win 150,000 Naira by Bertbert: 6:01am On Apr 03, 2012
;DPoster a nice one there,now those who are not familiar with programming just open an email for JAMB using at yahoo.com and u stand a chance of winning 150 naira from me.
CrimeRe: Lion On Rampage, Kills Two In Yobe by Bertbert: 3:42pm On Feb 21, 2012
That is called a BOKO LION grin grin grin
FoodRe: What's Your Favorite Breakfast? by Bertbert: 7:23am On Nov 12, 2011
Bread and tea after which i digest it with fruits and enough water.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by Bertbert: 10:07pm On May 24, 2011
The Aboki forgot to be raptured along with his Dagar, that was why he came back, he will soon be re-raptured again watch out for Aboki rapture part 2. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Fashola Strikes Again by Bertbert: 12:25am On May 15, 2011
This is a welcomed development ,beggars and mad people are not supposed to be seen on the street begging or moving around,it's the responsibility of government to take care of them.Individuals can also assist them through Government.
HealthRe: Hiv Positive Guy In Dilenma And Needs your Help. by Bertbert: 5:19am On May 12, 2011
Go and treat MALARIA very well,then go for the HIV test again. People test positive to HIV when they have MALARIA in their system.
Do this and I wish you negative in your second test.
EventsRe: What Would You Really Appreciate As Valentine Gift? by Bertbert: 3:15pm On Feb 05, 2011
I just need more wisdom wink
PoliticsRe: Describe Gej In Two Words. by Bertbert: 1:58pm On Jan 09, 2011
millennium compliant.
Car TalkRe: Flying Car To Be Launched Commercially In 2011 by Bertbert: 8:08am On Aug 05, 2010
That means that both the police and the armed robbers will also move their checkpoints and road block to the air. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Break A Caring Woman's Heart? by Bertbert: 8:00am On Aug 05, 2010
we break their hearts so that we can see the content of their hearts.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favorite Bible Verse(s) ? by Bertbert: 7:38am On Aug 05, 2010
Mine is 'JESUS WEPT' grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria May Go Bankrupt As Crude Oil Price Falls by Bertbert: 7:03pm On May 17, 2010
LET NOT YOUR HEART BE TROUBLED.
The price of crude oil has never been static, soon it will rise higher than you might believe.
FamilyRe: My Old Parents Are Still At War by Bertbert: 9:59am On May 06, 2010
If at this their age they still fight, Infact they need serious spiritual deliverance(S.S.D) and this will be done by a serious man of God. grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys Always In Love With Their Ex by Bertbert: 2:32pm On Mar 17, 2010
There in Nigeria or may I say Africa is always a place where it seems that someone's ex will always be seen as an enemy.But its not supposed to be so, you still have the right to help your ex anywhere you can be of assistance to him or her.
A friend of mine married to a white lady who is a divorcee,one day as they were preparing to go for an occation they noticed that their car was not in a good condition,the woman simply called her ex husband and asked him to help her with his car and the ex husband did not refuse but told her to come over and take the car.After using the car the woman just returned it back to her.
How many of Nigerian women or men can do this? Let us all know that its a small world ,so that the issue of an ex will not be a do or die affair.
So poster if you are still interested in him just allow him again and try to be more careful this time around but if you dont want him again please politely let him know so that you guys can be friends and not enemies.
PoliticsRe: Panic In Lagos, Ogun Over 'Fulani Invasion' Text Messages by Bertbert: 2:14pm On Mar 17, 2010
They cant try any shit in lagos.Why should they announce their arrival before coming?they just want to create panic in lagos and the environs.
Nothing will happen
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle Your Wife's Past After Marriage by Bertbert: 2:06pm On Mar 17, 2010
@ poster all I have to tell you is this, try to forgive your wife of her past afterall you too will also have done something even worse than what she did in the past.
Now the next thing you will do is to try and know if she is still having affairs with the pastor up till now.Because women can keep secret so much when it comes to extra marital runs. You can get to know this by setting some traps for her to know if she will fail.Once she fails then you now know the best thing to do with her and the next step to take.
FamilyRe: The Kind Of Husband I Have by Bertbert: 2:04pm On Mar 13, 2010
@Iranoladun, your advice is really good, Most women pamper their husbands when they have not given birth,but once they give birth they transfer all the attention to their kids.This is not really good.
Also some women dont keep themselves presentable to their husbands,maybe they believe that he has already married them therefore no going back and they keep themselves out of proportion (if I may be permitted to use this adjective) they dont know that there are some cool chicks out there looking for a man to occupy and once they succeed in occuping your husband there will be no longer space for you in your own husband and by then complain will full everywhere.
Cook good food for your husband,make sure you come close to him and know his need and discuss issues with him,try and show concern over his problems and also contribute good ideas because if you do ,he will always tell you everything. Marriage is not an official afair so try and crack jokes and laugh with your husband often it makes marriage enjoyable.
Women take the final note before I close, make sure you perform your MATRIMONIAL duties on Bed very well towards your husband.Dont do it reluctantly saying afterall we did it yesterday rather let every round of it be done beyond his expectations,thats one of the greatest weapon a woman will use to keep her husband.Do it anyhow ,anywhere and anytime he wants it .Please dont complain. smiley
TravelRe: Your First Day On A Plane by Bertbert: 12:56pm On Feb 22, 2010
I have heard so much fearful stories about plane,so when I was in the plane for the first time, I expected a lot but at the end of the day I didnt notice such fearful things. The only thing that I noticed was that my ears were doing me somehow.So I just relaxed and enjoyed my tripe behaving as if I had been travelling by air all the days of my life.Infact it was an enjoyable experience including the nice food which was served on the plane but after eating I was still hungry so I used style to become friendly with one of the air hostess (Trust me na, I be correct ESUT boy )and she supplied me with extra meal and drinks and also gave me her phone number.Infact my first time experience was really interesting.
PoliticsWhen Is Nigeria Going To Be Removed From American's Blacklist? by Bertbert(op): 6:17am On Feb 16, 2010
I want to use this oppurtuinity to know if there is anything the Nigerian government is supposed to do so that Nigerian's name will be removed from the american's blacklist of countries tagged as terorrist countries.I am saying this because this situation is really affecting those of us living outside the country very nagatively and will also be a big problem to the entire Nigeria.
Please the Government should act very fast to rectify things. angry
PoliticsRe: US Backs Jonathan As Ex-lawmaker Sues Nass by Bertbert: 5:53am On Feb 16, 2010
AMERICA thank you ooo, Infact you are the SENIOR PREFECT of the whole world. grin
TravelIs Saudi Arabia A Good Place To Travel To. by Bertbert(op): 8:56pm On Nov 24, 2009
Please i really need your candid contributions,my brother who is working as an expert in saudi arabia just invited me,but my concern is whether there is job oppurtuinity for we Nigerian engineering graduates who hasn't got much working experience.Is that country worth travelling to?Plz advise
RomanceRe: What Do I Do? by Bertbert: 1:03pm On Nov 03, 2009
From your profile you claimed to be a male but from what you now wrote its as if you are a female because the people you are talking are beign referred to as 'him"
FamilyRe: Help by Bertbert: 2:12pm On Oct 06, 2009
You dont need to worry just talk to master Jesus he will turn every situation around for your advantage,talking to men will not solve your problem. JESUS alone will do it for you

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