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Iyomomoreloaded:
Her number isn't going true, please lemme know when u get it so I can modify.
Her husband Tydi was active on NL abt an hour ago, (small relief) .
Maybe he'll be kind enough to update us with d good news later!

That's the nos I have ma. I haven't been able to reach her since last night. Thanks a lot.

Goodmorning mamas, pls who has heard from Benignasweety? Who has the contact she dropped should please send to me, thank you.
Cc- jaysmama, mizz2posh and all sabi mamas

Benignasweety, babe how are you? Have been trying your nos since I read your update this night and it's switched off, your both nos. I can't come on whatsapp now. Please, how are you?

Pweetiebabe:
Mama abeg carry ur big bumbum and go check jawe make we update.

Ehen, see them. Because you have massive booby, you wanto dash me massive bum bum. It wee not work for you mbok.
How are you and Lo doing cappo

curvilicious:
I no school sis but John go be Prof from Cambridge uni

What about Joan? Or you no know say na 2 dey inside? Sorry ooo, if you no get strength, e no concern me.
Welcome once again sis.

Pweetiebabe:
Happy Sunday house and my wonderful team October....Leboo drag me to do obstetric (anomaly) scan yesterday and to the glory of God every was measuring fine,I can see my soulmate heartbeat on the screen...Baby is in a cephalic position and long lye(I hope DAT is good?)
placenta is Anterior(low lye) and grade 1 maturity....Baby sex is XY but d sonographer decided to put ?XY and ask me to check back in few weeks time, Abeg I don remove d ? and claim my XY( officially team blue).

Cappo, I'm happy for you. I'm still dragging my feet on knowing sex. God epp me.

curvilicious:
I am making a GRAND entry because i tcc o no blame me at all. I hear whin but i thank God
Oya una begin dey welcome me
You all know my moniker aka Mama John

Curvilicious mama John, I welcome you specially ma. Mommy Z will soon present the golden chair, happy bumping to you. I specially love your way with pidgin engliz .

Trish102:
I will. i was ask to wait for 2 weeks Thank you

Don't worry ok, all is well. Never lose faith in that aite. Big squishy hugs to you.

Happy birthday alosiby92 and llnp. May all good things you wish for come to you, Amen. Please when are you doing another birthday party? So I can awww and jealous like mommy Z did . Have a great one girl.

enygmababe:
I thought the same. Beyedew, you are one hell of a patient babe. I am gentle oh, but I swear I would have exploded way before that. Haba!

Oh and the day the shit hit the fan? I loved that action like crazy!!!

Gentiejag, sorry for your loss. Please take heart.

Mammy, thanks ma. Kisses to you and yours.

farydah:
Beyedew wow! U are one helluva lady! Sorry I came late to the party but your diary is all shades of interesting. I love it! I spent two days on NL just reading your diary. Then your last update was . Anyways I'm your latest fan. Lol

Thanks ma. .

mamadsquare:
P.S anytime i see your moniker, the first thing that comes to my mind is "apriko money" hope that ministry is still moving forward?

My apriko business is suffering my dear. Recession dey affect am bad. These days sef, I don't find joy in going to the market again, when I know that the apriko that would go home with me is an apology .

jazzyjazz:
Bey.edew mehn you get patience o! Choi!

It's needed once in a while my dear.

Loisemm:
beyedew , our bee is a sweet looking kid. Reminds me of my little nephew. So innocent and fresh. Hmm. To born now now dey hungry me.
By the way, I salute your patience with your SIL. As I was reading that update, I was boiling with anger. Me I for don spark with am since. In my own house kwanu. See me see trouble.

Thanks ma. It will happen soon ok, never lose faith .

Giddyperson:
Beyedew that your SIL is one hell of a pain in the arss. Throw that girl away biko. You need to go and pay her a visit in her husband's house when she finally gets married.

Isi.
The day we collect her bride price might just be the last day I will see her unless for family functions. Pay onye visit?
Let me borrow your word. Shudders

zaynie:
Lol!
Carry Beyedew SIL Na, let Beyedew rest small

Mammy, ten bottles of orijin for you .

Giddyperson:
She keeps reminding me that my hubby started eating foofoo at 3 months

Hahaha, if not that I'm sure in the only dil for now, I would have sworn we had same mil. Mine says my hubs started walking at 6months even .

Mynd44:
You people om this thread sha. I need GF ooo. Introduce me to your sisters or sister-in-law na.

Zayne, Beyedew coman epp me oooo

I don't have a younger sis, but if you can help me out in removing my sil from my hair, I'd be indebted to u forever .
Goodmorning dear, how is you?
Mommy Zaynie, you get anybody?

Giddyperson:
She's fine. Sleeping and smiling cuz she's full of breastmilk.

MIL just found out that I'm now exclusively breastfeeding. I was hiding it from her before cuz she's number one enemy of EB. She'd been singing it like song that once Giddybaby clocks 3 months, she'd start drinking pap

Now she's like
How can you keep a baby for 6 months with no water, that's wickedness

Your breast would fall

You would be hungry 24/7

Your back would ache

Is that how your own mum brought you up

Or did your husband say he can't afford formula

This is how you would stress yourself so much now breastfeeding and it would make you swear to have just one child. I'd not agree for that one o

Choi get with the program already woman

that is the nos 1 thing they always say @bolded. Hahahaha. Enjoy, I'm not praying to be in your shoes right now true.

Mynd44:
Lifted. Cute kid.

Tnkchu!!!

Giddyperson:
Mynd44 is the mod for that section, you could pm him, meanwhile lemme Goan see picture


So I have to resume work first, ok o thanks

Tnks dearie. How is giddybaby?

Mommy Zaynie, good day ma. I can't access my diary, anti-spam bot say no entrance. Please who do I contact for him/her to help release me from jail, let me just pull down Bee's picture and they can erect the jail gates again. Before my hubs will decide to start nairaland-ing and see his son's pix and then have my lazy self for food.
Cc- Giddyperson
Ayamconfidence.

Giddyperson:
Lol you, I wanted to mention you here in the afternoon after I read your diary but I said lemme leave you. You would fall down then take your time to be getting up like a princess, you don't know this is the age of blogging. One day you would come on nl and see 'Fine girl crash lands in front of shoprite on her way from witchcraft meeting in Calabar

As for my nether region, it's all healed, just waiting for the thread to disappear. As for sex, yikes!!!! Never doing it again in my life. Yikes again!!!! I feel the need to cover myself with the blood of Jesus any time someone mentions sex around me. Hell no, not me, I'm done with sex!!! Shudders!!! I think the doctor even sewed up that sex hole thankfully cuz I can't find it again . He knew what was best for me.

Yesterday I was wearing a long tank top with no bra and just panties, that's how MIl saw me and started shouting that I should go and tie wrapper cuz if hubby sees me like this and decides to 'kwa tuo mu' (push me down), nobody would blame him and she was serious o and angry. I sha went and tied the wrapper cuz the hubby sef had been looking at me one-kind all morning and me I'm not interested. Shudders again!!!

*Rolls on the floor laughing*
*laughter comes out in hiccups*
Ewo oo, Chim ooo. Don't worry, na here I dey dey watch you. Sewing up the hole. Jinglessss. You will do and over do even, nobi only yikes na yanke .
*carries my flat ynash out biko and singing finally oooo, its about to go down*

Cappo @pweetiebabe, I'm jealousing you somehow ooo. You look beautiful sis. Keep on rocking.
CoolOne1- welcome to our wonderful team dear. May you have a beautiful stay, Amen.

Finally, I'm done!!!
2days assignment, it was totally fun, I was stuck, couldn't drop my phone. Y'all are awesome.
Congrats to all offloaded mamas.
Ahnie, congrats ma, your bs ehhhh, I was expecting drama ooo.
Naomi14, my maggilickingmama, I see you.
Iyamomoreloaded, welcome ma.
My ms almost came back with that saliva drinking toddler.
Pweetiebabe, may good tidings always be your lot in your home, Amen.
Benignasweety, darling sis, how are you?
Giddyperson, untie me, I'd cooperate .
My twin mama teamie @imurboss, God gat you ok.
Mommy Zaynie, ino get work now ooo, make me your PA na!!! Cute stuffs you have. Can't wait.
Ms, Ms, Ms... you dealt with me, you dealt with me real bad.
Yes, I'm not going to church today.

hotmum:
Hello Familylanders,
I'm expecting a 19 yr old live-in maid this weekend. I'm getting her so I can go look for paid employment.
Pls I'll need your help on the following
1. Likely questions to ask her

2. How best to live with her. To relate with her like a sister or an employee

3. Should she sleep with the kids or have her own room too. I live in a 3 bedroom apartment. With 2 toddlers. I really want to be at alert

4. Is it ok to let her bathe the kids

5. Is it ok to let her mix with neighbors. I had 1 sometime ago. Told people she's my sister. After a while they refer to her as "my girl". She had told people she wasn't my sister.

6. Someone suggested police report. Is it necessary.

7. Feeding: Do I let her eat whatever she likes? My previous one didn't like fish of any kind, gizzards, snail. But hubby n I do. I had to limit my cooking of these or I let eat something else eg Noodles. Later I noticed she started overdoing it

Pls mature responses wil be needed. Thanks

cc: lala.sticlala
. on.egai
. m.odath
. lifte.dhands
. iom.oge2
. ro.femiguwa
. bey.edew
. tyc.oncepts
. za.ynie
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1. Her views about life, what she feels the future has in stock for her, whether she has worked as a maid before, what she feels she can impact in the lives of your children. Do HIV test, hepatitis B test and full blood count.

2. Relate with her like an employee but treat her with respect too.
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3. If the toddlers sleep with with you in your room, she can stay in her own room. If not, she should bunk with the kids, so that her attention can always be on them. 
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4. Yes, but the first times should be under your supervision and make your children understand that they shouldn't be touched in an inappropriate way.

5. Depending on your environment, for me, no. Taking care of the children and doing stuffs in the home should take up much of her time anyway.

6. I didn't do this, so can't say.

7. My rule has always been eat whatever you want that is available, just don't waste my food, na there we go fight. Allowing her free liberty with food to me helps her to understand that she is part of the family.
Hth. Good luck dear in your pursuit.
Just a piece of advice too, if you stay with her and you see she is good and someone you'd like to keep, enrol her into any handiwork school. It goes a long way in curtailing her movements and free time to do nonsense and also helps in shaping her future.

Hi mamas!!!
I have soooo missed you all. I didnt even get to read about April mamas offloading. Giddyperson, I hope no carry over for your team. How is giddy baby n giddy daddy? I'm sooo reading back. E no concern me how many pages I get to read back. Thank God I'm as good as jobless.
Pweetiebabe-cappo, good day ma. How is the ministry moving?
Jazzyjazz my person, happy birthday sweetheart and llnp. You are just climbing and climbing and climbing, there isn't no stopping you at all.
Mommy Zaynie, good day ma.
May mamas, I hope you have started doing it already. Swift and smooth delivery to you all.
Plentyyyyy mentions, I'm feeling fly gan!!! Thanks my sisters. I love you all.

ahnie:
Beyedues Awa Yu.how z your ministry moving.missmalachi I no wan just answer you.lets just say...ayam vexing for you.how z baby Sophie and your masonyi

Mommy!!!!!!!!!!
You are looking for my trouble ooo. I'm fine ma, don't worry ok, Zino will be fine. Only her wits alone will pull her through.

prettmum:
PLEASE MAMAS HELP ME OOOOO
I'M HAVING CRAMPS SINCE YESTERDAY NIGHT EVERY 10 MINUTES, WENT TO HOSPITAL, DR CHECKED ME AND SAID I'M STILL 2CM THAT I SHOULD GO AND COME BACK IF THE PAIN INCREASE OR I NOTICE ANYTHING STRANGE AS I GOT HOME, I WIPE AND SAW BROWN MUCUS PLUG AND IS STILL COMING OUT with PAIN.
CC

Hi sis, how are you? Can you time the contraction? Or you can go back to the hospital or call your Dr. Try and relax ok. You are almost at the finish line.
#bugsqeeshyhug