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Jesusbaby1:
being following up for something now...team Sept... hope am welcomed

U r highly welcomed,oya walk down d royal carpet to ur delivery date in Jesus name,Amen. Enjoy ur bump.

cutienik:
safe delivery mulberry..
@beyedew.. ...soooo u too luv dat posts...senior zaynie don entA ooo...*lips sealed* bt u knw it takes lot of skill to b on dat seat..u gats to get mouth o nd dat mama get am no b small.

Na d reason y I mellow my sister,cos if I tk d seat na,some wil carry sexy bump kip front I go just pity dem no collect dues,n d ministry no go move on dat note...
Me luv d post ooo,she makes it soooo real.

cutienik:
@oga zaynie don fear...mak u no scam dt woman o or else..igboro ma daru o

Lolzzzzzzz...as she no allow me collect d post 4rm ha na..I alys luk 4ward to ha posts,dey get me...

xeexee1:
Hello mamas pleaase can I use cough syrup for my 4month old DS? Please if s allowed what kind of cough syrup can I use? Even though the cough s not much bt I dont want it 2 escalate. .. txx mamas waitn 4ur replies

Hi mom,instead of cough syrup y nt gv him vit c syrup or even few drops of fresh orange juice,also continue wit breastmilk if u r stil breastfeeding. I read here n research also said dat cough syrup z a big no 4 children under 2yrs..D heat now z sumtin else I wud hv said u cover him too bt I dnt tink it's a gud idea. Try n mk sure dat whoever wants to carry him washes his/her hands,I do it ooo,ino send..
He wil b fyn ok,other sabi mamas wil answer u in no tym ok. Kisses to LO

Cc: sugar
Cc: talltosyne

Hope I got ur moniker ryt, I hv told some members abt d coup,some accepted [right][/right] while some were relunctant ..

All of u on d sidelines,berra choose sides now ooo,nt wen we win u wil carry ur sexy bump come my front,ino go luk bump face ooo ,ehen...

Madam Zaynie,im loyal ma.


D daddy dat asked abt constipation,tel ur dw to increase ha fluid intake,take lots of fruits esp ones with high water content,veg n foods rich in fiber,pele Sir,all na preggy package. Someone here said sumtin abt eating garden egg as d last food @nyt helps too,tho I haven't tried dat b4.

sugah:
Congratulations gr8fulheart. You shall come and testify to more goodness of the Lord.

I don dey go the nearest Chinese restaurant to my house, I hope say I no go wash plate when I eat finish

Welcome jummy004. Wish you a H&H 9 months.

Beyedew make we go for corner go discuss our coup d'etat

Words like dis dey totori my borri

ebony13:
All the coup planners, remember what happened in 1953 o, Ehen, don't say I didn't warn you o.

So u r indirectly saying u r nt among,ok ooooo...

sugah:
When the zaynie nor gree share the national Cake sef. *whispers* She just stingy like African leaders...Weda we go begin plan Arab revolution for NL untop her matter sef*

Zaynie Zaynie im still loyal to your government

*gets closer n whispers* Sheyu r in d spirit,I knw ppl dat wil agree to join us,let me goan tel dem..
*runs off to start coup*

Welcome to all new preggy mommas,happy bumping.

Waddling mommas,u wil soon hv ur LO(s) in ur hands n u wil b amazed dat u were given d opportunity to birth dem,I soooo luv dia crunchy faces n dia tiny feet,it tickles me so.

God bles u all n kip u,esp in dis heat

sugah:
Hian!!!! What can fa? Why are you trying to knock my runs na? You remember say assistant work dey because I mention am abi?

Zaynie Zaynie I am loyal to your government. Although na the dollars side of dues I go dey collect

There z luv in sharing my sister

zaynie:
Beyedew,Sugah, Simababe.....una wan start ThreadWar2 abi?
I yamm jejely collecting the money o.
I dont need help
I am ogbologbo in Maths
I can calculate very well
Una tank you.
Oya go back to your seats o




All Newbies, beware of impostors.
If it is not Zaynie, it can never be Zaynie.....open your ees before you release that keg of petrol o.

#WearingMyFightingShorts

Ahhhhhhh ,e neva reachi lyki dati ooooo,I jst wanna help, u knw,even if na to help u count am while u press ya calculator to mk sure say wetin I count e correcti!!! U no gree 4 dat one too

Oya mk I just collect d next 1,just 1,u no gree too ??

Aunty,u stingy oooo(in comedian Emmanuela's voice)...
Comot d short biko.

Cc: enkaydewdrop
It might b Braxton Hicks,during my tym,e show me shege,I used to call it Tony braxton ,dnt worry,its prepn u 4Lo,enjoy it

sugah:
Welcome aghaibiam.
You are team December by your lmp.

Zaynie customer don come *side eyes* I wan join your government.... Lemme be assisting you collect dues

@sugah,u just took d word out of my mouth,let me b assisting u Mama Zaynie,atleast I'm a gud assistance,ask dh he wil tel u ..me I canocoman b watching u get rich alone

zaynie:
Welcome to the thread Joychioma19. Have a healthy and fruitful pregnancy.
You know whatsup so.......PAY UP!!!

Beyedew.....welcome welcome....that is why people like us refuse to graduate go newborn class.....

Nazablossom,may God grant you the wisdom and strength to make the right decision.
Take of you and our sweet LO.

Congrats Fosterkid, may your LO bring you nothing but plenty joy and pride.
The pain is all worth it, I promise you.
Come and give us your BS. I thot you were TeamMarch, you extended to Mid-April?





Do you know what today is?
FABULOUS FRIDAY!!!!!
Yay!!!!

Na lie ooooo,na becos of all d plenty dollar,pounds n fuel awoofu wey u dey collect 4here,chai,I dey c ur handiwork sha,I wish to b lyk u wen I grow up,tnks mam Zaynie.

Y'all making me miss my preggy days,diaris God oooo,y didn't I come across dis thread den,God y? Well,I wil join u guys wen ds has advanced small..

I'm in new born thread,bt dis thread z mur fun (new born mamas,mk una no vex ooo,bt na true I talk na,shebi una knw )..

Hv read soooo many bs(s ),n it has made me cum to appreciate lyf n God mur,una doo,keep d luv in ds thread mamas,I wil gv advice in d ones wey I knw,u guys over rock..

soonest:
No! Because he can sit up. Get a sitter instead so that he can be mobile.

Tnks mam 4ur prompt reply,I wil do as u hv said.

[quote author=AlphaHandMaiden post=45008563]Hi Ma'm

Search well well as a lot of bouncers/rockers (i.e 90%) are till baby is 9kg/6 months. So by 5 or 6 months your baby may have outgrown it depending on his/her weight!

I am looking to upgrade my bouncer to another version as baby's bum don nearly reach ground with the bouncer i have. I am quite happy the one i have was a gift so i have not spent money on a bouncer yet.


Tnks mam 4ur prompt reply,I actually had dat infant to toddler in mind

Gudeveny sabi mamas,pls is it wise 4me to get a baby of 5 going to 6months bouncer?? Cos ds my man here no dey allow person rest ooo n em get weight ,madam I lyk ur baby,dem go touch am bt nobody go gree carry am,even after all d likings.. pls help a sister,ftm tins

Seddie:
Good morning mothers! Has any EBF mother had to cut out milk from their diet because their babies were allergic

Hi mom,yea,I had to cut out milk 4rm my diet wen I noticed my baby was passing out bloody poop,went 2c his paed n I was asked to cut out milk den,I was worried so I Google it n dia it was,I cut out d milk n bloody poop stopped,started it again n bloody poop resumed,had to say bye bye to milk n some milk products til further notice.

sayoberry:
Pls come and help me o
Twin girl doesn't want me to sleep.

I close my eyes to sleep, she taps me "mamun, mamun" when I answer "yes baby" she says "abachun takun takun" and I reply "OK, yes, alright, anything you say" and close my eyes. The she repeats the process.
Taps me hard, or slaps my face while shouting "mamun, mamun" and when I answer "yes" she goes on "ablubu tatatata" and I explain to her that it's alright I understand her perfectly (even tho I don't have any idea of what she wants)

She has woken me up more than ten times. My eyes are heavy I can't help but fall asleep each time.
As I dey type sef I Don receive slap tire "mamun, mamun!!!"

Lolzzzz,sorry mummy twins,maybe try carrying her on ur chest while lying down n b tapping on ha back,dats wat I do most tyms,I bliv she wil settle,if nt I feel 4u cos u wil reciv mur slaps.. joy of motherhood
I can feel dem slaps coming!!! . Mk I close eye smal b4 my prince wil wake up

UmmTwins2:
lol at Internet mommy like I became Internet doctor during my pregnancy lol wetin we go do? When u can't take ppl's word for it anymore u have to double check n then cross-check everything; shine ur eye well well

Lolzzzz,just saw ds... I wil mk sure my eyes r shining lyk ds ur smiley...tnks dear.

babythug:
falls of chair laughing! these babies go turn pesin to another thing LOL

#teamblowbubbles

babythug:
Just pictured myself doing that! Chai na wa oh....

And to think because my children are older now, i roll my eyes at mums who I've recently caught doing so. Didn't realize i'd be in their shoes ever again!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Hi mom,I wil do so,I just pray he doesn't luk @me lyk "wetin dey do dis one,naso she wan start to dey copy me?"

feddy27:
hey dear, Raspberries and spit bubbles aren't just drooly fun - they're good for developing babies. It's their first form of communication. Pls don't stop him. Join him when he does that, it's a non-verbal way of communicating. also, it's a crucial skill that will aid him when he starts eating with a spoon.

The rolling over is also a developmental milestone. it is your baby's first step of being mobile. That is why it is important not to leave him unattended or on a raised surface.

Tnks cute mom,choi,to b a mom nobi beans sha,its well...I wil join him ooo,I wil wear bib too,I wash his bib while he washes mine..stil on d thread.
I really hv to say u moms r awesome..

Swt mamas we don cum again oooo...


Ds started one kind tin dat was funny initially bt no longer funny#strongface...last wk,he started blowing bubbles wit his mouth bt now d nos of bibs I get to wash no funny again,how do I mk him stop ,d worst z if u tel him "no baby dat isn't gud,he wil luk @u n smile den shoutttt" n em voice na die ,also if em dey suck he wil remuv his mouth n pinch my tips. N yet again he rolls lyk he wud b given an award if he rolls a nos of tym a day,has fallen 4rm d bed 2ce,one @9wk(close eyes) n @ 3+ cos of rolling,he kicks off pillows ooo lyk Jackie Chan ,@4months he doesn't wanna sit on d floor,infact he has totally refused it unless on d bed or chair,den u hv to kip watch so he doesn't fall down ...infact I'm going to get cane 4him,im an African mom#runsaway


N he keeps babbling,pawuuuuuuuu pawuuuuuu,bt den again it's cute n He can fart ehhhhh,big loud scary farts ...sorry 4d lengthy writeup...

I'm stil reading all I can read on dis thread,some got me lafn n some got me awwwww-ing. On page 370 now,I dey come..

Swt mamas we don cum again oooo...

Ds started one kind tin dat was funny initially bt no longer funny#strongface...last wk,he started blowing bubbles wit his mouth bt now d nos of bibs I get to wash no funny again,how do I mk him stop ,d worst z if u tel him "no baby dat isn't gud,he wil luk @u n smile den shoutttt" n em voice na die ,also if em dey suck he wil remuv his mouth n pinch my tips. N yet again he rolls lyk he wud b given an award if he rolls a nos of tym a day,has fallen 4rm d bed 2ce,one @9wk(close eyes) n @ 3+ cos of rolling,he kicks off pillows ooo lyk Jackie Chan ,@4months he doesn't wanna sit on d floor,infact he has totally refused it unless on d bed or chair,den u hv to kip watch so he doesn't fall down ...infact I'm going to get cane 4him,im an African mom#runsaway

N he keeps babbling,pawuuuuuuuu pawuuuuuu,bt den again it's cute n He can fart ehhhhh,big loud scary farts ...sorry 4d lengthy writeup...

I'm stil reading all I can read on dis thread,some got me lafn n some got me awwwww-ing. On page 370 now,I dey come..

kaffy4bill:
Old wives' tale

Tnks mammy,I thought as much.. Gudmawny to u ma

Virtuouswife:
Huh? I neva hear o..... And I chew coconut like kilode the only thing I know coconut water does is neutralizing d effect of drugs

lyk mammy Kaffy4bill said,I bliv it's old wive's tale joor,gudmawny to u

Abeg sabi mamas,mk una help me wit ds ooo.. I was making coconut oil 4 ds n unfortunately MIL came visiting n saw me,she screamed ooo n said "u dis children of nowadays u won't kil sumbody,internet mommy(wat she calls me ) Internet didn't teach u dat u shldnt tk coconut or coconut water while breastfeeding cos it wil distrupt ur milk production n d nipple wil close".. pls who has heard this one abt coconut biko??

tatacherie:
Mehn can't believe in having leaks with Almighty molfix.didnt absorb well too gosh

Awwww mammy,Im soo sorry,it actually served me well tho,even beta dan d huggies I got too(tho South African). Maybe ur LO wees wella,so sorry dear

zaynie:
If you are lucky, AF pain will disappear after birth.

Double Amen to dat

zaynie:
Lol @ catching goal
I'm in the same boat with you o. 4 months plus, no AF. Its normal. The last time, it went for almost a year sef

I tap into dat anointing in Jesus name,Amen