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Liftedhands:
Nazablossom keep putting your baby on his tummy even if he cries leave him there a few minutes everyday it will help with the stomach gas and eventually teach him how to have head and shoulder control, he will be fine.

Beyedew haff kii me with laff o! Lolz at bag of rice! That's what my sis call my son too o! Anytime I leave him for her na so she go dey cry that my son is too heavy o!

Mama Ekene,D way she carries her tire me walahi,she dreads breastfeeding tyms.

nazablossom:
lol on the bag of rice. my boy refused to sleep since morning, if i lay him, he will wake and start crying . i carried him on my body to morning and afternoon food, then i needed to shower , i lay him and ignore him, he was shouting on top of his voice,i ignored him till i was through, i now carried him and breastfed him he just went to sleep straight without petting.as i am tying now , he is still asleep, 2hours now and still counting. thanks for the advice

U r welcome ma

cherrymum1:
Thanks dear. I think it's boil. They said it's because of teething. Lemme still drop d pic here.....some mamas might have an idea what to do or use.

Wow,mummy lamide,ur baby z wonderfully cute,c smile now,c eyes, mischievous....lamy of lyf,u r blessed my darl.

nazablossom:
he does not agree with lying on tommy,you must stand and move around while carrying him. the only resting time is if he is asleep.once he is awake,na soldier work i dey oo.

Hi momma,pls if u can stop carrying him n b moving around cos na u go tire ooo. My sil's lo started something @2wks,u hv to carry ha n stand to breastfeed her,I told my mom she was lyk I shld advice her to stop,I tried my sil couldn't do it dat ha lo's cries breaks her heart(she don dey find gal sincee)...

Fast forward to wen lo started adding weight,my sil thought she knew wat heartbreak was,she didn't know dat she was learning.. after carrying ha bag of rice baby(pls sil dnt c dis in Jesus name,Amen)n standing to breastfeed her,sil's whole back wil just hook!!!!

When u r trying to advice some1 dat sees u as a child...(ok now I'm laughing ).
Dear sil,incase u c dis,I luv u n ur bag of rice baby

Fortius:
mornin mama..is our baby still chasing his shadow...

My sister,he z chasing everything chaseable ,he dives to get @tins... na Baba God hand I dey put am mk em no break em emerging teeth troway .. how ur babies Both d big one n d in vitro 1??

pweetymii:
Goodmorning my wonderful e.sisters.Hope you all had a wonderful night rest?The testimony below was written by @senior mama beyedew in the pregnancy thread.She said it was shared yesterday in her church.Wanted to hit the share button but,i have always wondered where the posts we click on share are been viewed hence i decided to copy and paste it here.It raised my hope yesterday and i pray it lifts yours too.U see,our God is never too late.Have a blessed monday.
cc.beyedew,pls,could not resist sharing it,i hope i am pardoned.


They had bin married 4 8yrs n no issue,no fault of either of them,they were just waiting on d Lord,dey had prayed,fasted,lost faith,recovered faith,no sign,no infection no nothing.. they kept on hoping on d Lord.The man's family told him to marry another wife,he thought of it,he seriously did,bt changed his mind @d last minute.. they thought of getting a wife,bt they didn't. They went to all churches u can tink of,yet nothing,they though of visiting herbalists,bt they didn't. They even stopped having sex,I mean wat z d use11months ago d hubby came bk late 4rm wrk(he does sumtyms),she was angry,she sharp mouth smalll,d hubby told her to pack out,afterall no

It's no p dear sis,pardoned kee Tnk u 4helping me share this testimony ok... U all wil behold ur children soo.nest... in no distant tym ur story wil change 4d best n u wil do advert 4closeup cos of d kind 32 u wil shine..
#bighug

OnyxGem10:
Thnks mama I'm 36wks gone slept on ma left side all thru last nite. Hav seen ma doc dis morn will try nt to worry
Thnks

Hi mommy @36wks gone dat means u hv entered d 37th week,hv no fear ok,if LO wil b brought out 2ru cs,pls dnt hesitate.. D most important tin z u alive n baby alive wit dh making too much money (ego di mkpa )

zaynie:
Complete with eyeliner, white powder u know say muslims dey shave hair, I will just be like "poorbaby" .....
Imagine growing up and not being able to show off your baby pictures cos people will be like WTH?

Kai mommy Zaynie !!!!

Jennykoko3009:
Glorious God.. Excellent king.. Marvellous God.. I bow bfor ur throne..
At last, it ended wit praise. I delivered my prince charming yesterday weighing 3.7kg wit episitomy. Pls Bs later

Congrats mama!!! It ended in praise.. Welcome cute little 1.

proudmom38:
@beyedew I give God d glory 4d life of those couple...I pray dat d same God who did theirs will answer all our ATC mamas.Amen!

Amen ma... I used her as a point of contact to them,I knw many wil come testifying soo.n

OnyxGem10:
Dis talk of still births has really put fear into me oooo noticed since last nite dat my LO's mvmt has drastically reduced was contemplating waiting till wensday which is anc buh as it is first tin 2mao I'm heading to the hospital.

Mitchyy hw r u dear pls take d advices mamas here has givn vry seriously, it will surely end in praise for us all in Jesus name.

Pls mama hv no fear ok,sometyms dey rest now,u no knw say dem dey work 4dia? Oya if u hv orange,tk it n lie on ur left side,LO wil jump u hear.. depending on how far gone u r,mayb d place is getting too tight 4it to wiggle n wriggle

jazzyjazz:
Porting ke! Where I wan port go? Hehehehehehe! For ya sake we shall not port. *whispers to lo (ngwa Shey u don hear, no porting o)*
A thunderous AMEN to that prayer o! I claim it all

*whispers to lo again (Oya say hello to aunty beyedew)*

Awwwwww
*heart melts*

pls takia of dat bun 4me ok mama,we r special lyk dat

jazzyjazz:
Chineke God! Just how many hours off

As for me, I bin go back to see doctor oh! I tell d man say chook ya nyansh like say na foam! Smh!

Abeg na who de hold register for team January na?

According to scan na 18th January[b][/b] be my edd o! Currently 10weeks and 5days! Road still far sha! Chooi


#teamjanuary2017#

Omg!!! Pls pls pls n pls,no porting is allowed mama cos dat baby z my birthday mate(yea,Im selfish deal wit it)he/she z going to hv an awesome lyf,grace wil speak on its behalf in evry corner..

Dear LO,I haven't met u,I knw u haven't started kicking yet,bt I luv u lyk kilode .. U r a blessing ryt there in ur mama's oven..

Oya chop kiss

Amhappy:
Since today my head aches and I feel kinda of dizzy. In church I just couldn't get myself. And my DH instead of supporting kept upsetting me. I feel so awful. One lady I met in keke today was only stressing that eeh you people make pregnancy to look like sickness,that's it's God's blessing just because I asked her to shift for me to enterooo. People can be so annoying. How I wish my baby should just come tonite. I need someone to cuddle and hold. Wish my family live in the same state.

So sorry dearie,e-hugs.. no mind am e hear,mayb she also had ish @home too,no allow her bad day corrupt ur good day ok.

princessKF:
Help a sister...
Abeg no vex oooo.....
My phone fell down this morning and the screen was cracked
beyond repair. Right now I can't see anything as only the backlight
shows.
Abeg is this place Instagram?

No darl,this z 2go ,just touch d space beside this 1,I bliv it shld b nairaland ..
Funny lady

This was given by a couple in church 2day...

They had bin married 4 8yrs n no issue,no fault of either of them,they were just waiting on d Lord,dey had prayed,fasted,lost faith,recovered faith,no sign,no infection no nothing.. they kept on hoping on d Lord.

The man's family told him to marry another wife,he thought of it,he seriously did,bt changed his mind @d last minute.. they thought of getting a wife,bt they didn't. They went to all churches u can tink of,yet nothing,they though of visiting herbalists,bt they didn't. They even stopped having sex,I mean wat z d use

11months ago d hubby came bk late 4rm wrk(he does sumtyms),she was angry,she sharp mouth smalll,d hubby told her to pack out,afterall no kid to suffer 4rm d divorce,she broke down,she cried,she called ha parents n dey told her to come bk home,she was nt ok wit that,she called her frnds dey told her to leave ha home,she was thinking of wat to do. She went down on her knees n she prayed,she prayed n she prayed n even at that she didn't find peace. So she fasted n asked God to help her n made sooo many promises(granted she had been doing dat). 

After much much ha hubby started talking to her n dey made up n made love,2wks later she couldn't find AF(normal sometyms too,she was advancing in age n didn't hv regular circle),6wks,no AF,no preggy sign no nutin,so she went to d hospital n part of hosp policy is to carry out preggy test on every lady that is withing preggy stage..

Lo n behold,she was preggy!!!! She couldn't talk all tru ha stay wit d doc..
N she delivered ha twin baby,boy n gal.

Just at d nick of her getting her blessing,d devil wanted to destroy ha home,wat if she wasn't vigilant,wat if she had given up n gone home... I urge all mommas here,pls let us b vigilant. Most tyms d devil uses quarrels n stuffs to stop our blessings 4rm getting to u.

Ps- I need to heed to my own advice n go settle wit dh... D guy can soooo mk person vex sha!!!!

Hello ladies!!! Happy Sunday to us all.. congrats to d downloaded mamas melly45...

Enkaydewdrop ur bobo z cute lyk dah!!! Cuteness overload,d boy no carry last @all..

I heard a testimony in church 2day that I wil lyk to share wit us all,I dey come mk I arrange house 1st

Gaily04:
Was told is from 9 or 14 to 49years

Dearie,I really dnt hv ny idea abt wat u wrote.. mayb u can tel ur dh to explain to u why he feels dey r nt needed,den u decide cos spending all dat money in this change... my 2cents.

On a lighter note,pls can mamas help me tel my 7months old ds to stop chasing his shadow ooo I don laf piss 4pant.

Took him outside d balcony n he saw his shadow n started chasing... someborri help ooo cos I sooo lounging in laughter to tel him to stop.

[quote author=Jesusbaby1 post=46917884][/quote]Ehya,its well dear,mine was so terrible,blurry eyes,weakness n all,was so scared,immediately my mil heard it,d next day she came knocking on my door step bearing gifts,I wil neva 4get dat single act of kindness.. try n get it ok,it z well wit u.

Jesusbaby1:
plz oh... I hv been taking pregnacare plus calcium tabs....my PCV is 24 at 29 weeks....and I can't go to the hospital till am 33 weeks as they asked me to return in 6 weeks...I need help on drugs to increase my blood level...plz don't ignore... very important plz

Hi luv,r u ibo?? If yes,ok,if nt, go to all those Ibo women in d mkts,ask 4akwukwo anara(garden egg leaf),dat tin z a lyf saver... I had same blood issue,my mil(wonderful woman) just chattered it n brought to me,just 2days I was swimming in blood... mayb u can try it..hth

Wow,so I finished reading all d writeups,choi,nobi small assignment ooo..

Welcome newbies,enjoy ur stay,it z well wit u n urs.

Welcome returning mamas,enjoy ur stay..

Congrats to offloaded mamas,may ur LO bring nutin bt joy to ur home in Jesus name amen.

Mitchyy luv,dnt worry I wil personally import groundnut oil 4u,u hear!!!!

Zimunachimdi,u r funny !!! Ino sure say I talk mine reach 10tyms

Iyabetajos dear,u really r a strong woman,I luv ur spirit,u r down bt not out,thats how u roll. God wil give u double/triple(depending on d one u want tho I knw it can't b single).. U n ur hubby wil smile earlier than u expected..

#bighug

mitchyy:
Congrats mama. Thank God you didnt take the castor oil. It would have worsened things.
But why have you decided to make us waddling mamas scared now. Labor had better be friendly to us o

Dnt b scared ok,hv it @d back of ur mind that small children go tru it n dey come out nt to talk of u,there z nutin to fear...
It's usually d contraction that z quite a tin,d poo poo part z just lyk pooping a very strong poop,dnt b surprised,at just 1 push ur LO wil come screaming ....

Congrats dear mama Zimunachimdi... U really poo pooed ya tin ..

Reminds me of my own labour,dat I want 2poo poo part,I spoke it in Igbo,English n yoruba(sorry ino sabi Hausa ) incase mk d nurses no open mouth say dem no hear me

I'm sooooo sorry dear mama,Im short of words,bt in all things I knw n I bliv that it z well with u,Amen.

Iyabetajos

Ebony13

Lolzzz,according to my mom,my dad hated noise n dirt,lyk he sweeps weneva he stepped on sand den,bt wen we started coming,nobi person tel am 2adjust,u wil dear hv no fear... c their screams n shrieks as a sign of ur blessings 4rm above n u r gud 2go

Catfish z very safe dear Mama,it contains omega3,dey chop ya tin dey go,nurin dos u...
Cc- iomoge2..

Hmmm,cant bliv dat dis z preggy thread,just 2pages 2day... wow,where all mamas oooo

I typed my escapade bt couldn't post it cos of phcn... yeye ppl


My kpekus story...
 Well una sabi as I use tk go wake trouble wia him dey dey sleep jejely,n how AF showed her royal redness yesterday... I had my bath b4 he came bk(we usually bath togeda unless we dey quarrel). Well,dh after braving hold up came bk,I jst greet am "welcome boo",ino ask am how ur day go cos ino want further nytin,em no talk,I gv am fud em chop,d guy just went n took his bath(I taught I had succeeded,wise lady).. D next tin ds slept off,wat? This z a child that usually doesn't wanna slep until 11pm afta much cajoling... I carry my tin 4hand,Ino gree go drop am.
Dh- sweets dat guy has slept go n drop him now.
Me- I dnt hv d power to stand up.
Dh- oya let me help u
Me- hmmmm,hv u drank ur water after food,u knw u r supposed to drink water.
Dh- yes I hv,u knw I dnt 4get.
Me- help me check it seems I didn't turn off d fridge switch.
*Goes to check*
Dh- sweets u did.
As he left I started shaking ds to mk him wake,this one abandoned me his mother. Dh carries him n puts him on d bed,came bk to d parlour.
Dh- sweets,let me message u now.
Me- biko I'm nt in d mood 4dat.
Dh- let me pour powder on ur back
Me- dat powder u bought pickles my skin,I dnt lyk it.
Dh- hmm since wen??
Me- since dis night..

We were silently watching d tv..
Dh- ehen dat msg u sent reminded me of dat time.
Me- hmmmmhun.
Dh- so wat came ova u
Me- I hv headache boo,my whole body aches.
Dh- let me massage u sweets,baby z slepn.
Me- kolewerk.
Dh- *stands in front of me wit erect kini*
Me- *kai e don b 4me 2day* boo I'm on ooo,u won't bliv dat immediately I sent u dat msg,5mins later,af showed...
Dh- well u r my wife n u put me in d mood while I was on my own,af shouldn't stop us 4rm necking now(there z nutin lyk nicking in dh's dictionary..necking=d whole show)
Naso I bolt,dh pursue,we ran around d whole of my flat,he sha caught me n had his wicked ways(sorry TMI,d mess wasn't much cos d tickles smallllllllll) bt I had fun sha,tins we do.. atleast I knw I'm nt getting preggy cos d amt of pipi n nos of tym d pipi enter me na only God hand e dey.. this mawny he woke up n greeted me "good mawny ma,hope u had a wonderful night,I knw u did cause ur screams were out of this world* 
It's bin a long tym mehn!!!! N ds(wonderful boy) didn't wake up last night all tru,it seems he knew daddy needed some.

Cuties z all I c.... U mamas r doing a gr8 job oooo... economy no dey show 4dis children body!!!! Dat Zino sienna car mk brains die(mommy ahnie,I wil lyk to b lyk Zino wen I grow up)

Mommy Zimunachimdi,tnk God it has finally ended in praise,congrats mom n may God gv u d wisdom 4dis stage in ur lyf, in Jesus name,Amen.

As 4d kpekus level,even God ffg laff me yesterday night ..

I'm coming wit d gist