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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 12:28pm On Jun 10, 2016
C goose pimples!!!

Welcome bk mama liftedhands aka Chinwendym aka mama Ekene.. I bless d Lord 4ur lyf...

Oya u chop kiss kiss kiss kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 8:09pm On Jun 09, 2016
cry cry cry cry cry cry

Momma Enkaydewdrop n momma Fortius n all d kpekusing mamas,shebi una don c wetin una cause??
After I don send dh msg finish n em don reply dey hurry home,biatch AF z bk,biatch couldn't stay away 4just dis night.. hv bin breastfeeding 4 almost 7months,hv prayed 4it to come bk n save me some days I didn't wanna kpekush,d yeye gal didn't show,just dis night,dh wil say I was just taunting him,kai.... I'm nt happy ooo,wat do I dohuh As I felt it tickling down n rushed to d bathroom n saw her royal redness,I hv bin praying 4it to just go bk n come bk in d mawny,d yeye gal no gree,it z stil tickling.. I didnt even feel any sign,none at all... Kai kai kai kai kai cry cry cry
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 7:59pm On Jun 09, 2016
I 4got d ear,biko use ur lips on dh's ear,play wit am,em fit piss 4pant cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 7:29pm On Jun 09, 2016
4 d kpekusing matter... I stil b fargin ooo

When I was preggy,2nd trimester,choi,it was pure heaven grin grin
Infact we invented styles,ny one wey we think out n e dey comfy,we carry on. D 1st tin z getting ursef in d mood,Enkaydewdrop if ur hubby z on social media,start dropping hints,talk raw biko,he is ur hubby. U can b lyk *insert wtv u call him* do u knw wat I feel like doing now?? Do u knw wat my body is craving now?? He might reason food,bt no dear,u hv another idea,surprise him wit it,b explicit(he z ur husband). Then u make his fav food n kip,if u can get juice(economy z bad mehn) u get.. Tnk God 4 cold weather now,run him a warm bath.wen he comes back,u help him remove his clothes,tk him to d bathroom n bath him,pls tk ur tym while doing this,mk sure u lather his nipples very well,do dis seductively,bath him wit care... Wen u r done bathing him,u start there n start d kissing(that z if he will allow u bath him finish sef),as u r kissing,use ur thumps to roll his nipp.les,dnt twist it ooo,if soap lather is on it beta sef,use d other hand travel down to his kini,definitely he expects u to touch d head,bt dont,go 4d balls,all these while,continue wit d kissing,he might want u to touch d head,no mind am,wen u feel u have gotten him excited,just lightly touch d balls,i say lightly ooo(he would groan,God I nid some kpekusing I swear,it af tey).While u r doing all this tk his hands n place dem on d places u knw turns u on,let him b working too... tel him u nid him to go down ur hoohaa wit his mouth(allow him tickle n suckle am wella,no air blowing pls,u can get him tom tom grin,let him b licking it while playing down there,it increases the feeling) speak up,it turns dem on(pls show signs that he is doing right by moaning,even if he isn't,encourage him by moaning all d while directing him with ur hands how u want it,u get waramin ryt?? Wen he is getting it,ur moans should increase,he wil get d gist,men love pleasuring their wives). Pls give him a blow.job(men love it wella,bt dnt allow him c um ooo). Wen u r both in da mood u then start d jiggi wink . Dem no born dat orgas.m well mk e no show n mk u sing halleluia grin grin
There was a style that didn't fail us all tru til d day I delivered,we called it scissors style grin,u put leg across his like scissors,while u both use ur hand to balance urselves. Also doggy too... E get 1 style wey I learn 4here couch style,O BOI!!! U sit at d edge of d couch n spread ur legs while ur dh kneels in front of u n off u go!!! Pls dnt 4get to b kissing n touching,dnt get carried away like me sometyms... also dat cowgirl too


Chai,childbearing n nursing has sent my libido to sambisa,I nid to show dis man dat I'm stil d Chick he feel in love wit,I dey wait 4 am today cool...
Baby E sorry, ur daddy got me today

Chai,na me write all these,if my mama catch me,I piry myself.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f):
Hbd to ur baby boy @Fortius,may he rise above his mates n may kings n princes fight over themselves just to dine wit him Amen...(dis senior wey u dey call me,I no sure say I don reach oooooo cos d day wey una go say show pincturez grin,mk u no cum c me pincture grin vex.. ehen.


Congrats mommy hajarahbadmus,may ur LO bring u joy n plenty money,Amen.

Welcome newbies,enjoy ur stay loves..
#onelove
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 10:31am On Jun 06, 2016
Fortius:
Am 33weeks pregnant,team orange,team pink...pls mamas show love to me gringringrin...guess am teamJuly too...dues?uhn uhn kolewerkcheesy
Welcome ma,hmmmm,dat dues tin,pay up oooo,u knw mommy Zaynie z fasting now,so pay ok..

A hungry man is an angry man tongue
kiss kiss@mommy Atinuke.
Modified....

Kai,so I don chop dis one,so it's uhuh OK ooo,welcome bk dear,no pay ny dues.. mommy Atinuke wil understand kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 10:16am On Jun 06, 2016
Congrats to u brokewaist,may ur LO bring joy in ur home..


Hbd n llnp to u feddy27 n Jennykoko3009,keep cake 4me ooo..

Tnk God @cutienik

This thread has bin kinda dull shaaaaaa,pls pour shepe grin

Ramadan Kareem to our Muslim sisters,one luv kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 3:57pm On Jun 04, 2016
enkaydewdrop:
My sister, I've been thinking about it oh...
I'll be so embarrassed ehn...

Make God just help me block d nyash dat day oh... When I don born finish, d poo fit carry go...
U dey wish nt to poop while me was wishing all d nurses dat abused me during ANC were d ones I bathed in my poop on dat delivery table

*yea,Im dat bad grin,shoot me tongue*

U go poop now,c dis one bt u won't gv a snag abt it cheesy
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 1:31pm On Jun 04, 2016
Someborri tel these tears to stop flowing now,kai... c me c tears c cattarrh,haba!!!!

God z great oooo,oya June mamas go n do lyk mommy goldenruby... congrats mama
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 12:08am On Jun 04, 2016
chizeal:
I hav already bin reprimanded once cos of d extent iI went asking for help,yes it was done in d wrong way ND hav learnt ND taken corrections for dat. Am Ain't a begger,ND won't turn dis thread to one either!
it's jst d way tins re, nt dat am nt working, bt it's d salary, u may b aware of how much secondary school pay graduates in some area.

I may hav requested to be taught how to fish ND nt be giving fish in d wrong way ND to dos I dnt knw. I say a big sorry for dat in capital letter.

It also pained me d way I went abt dis whole issue, believe me.
I like u,I swear#bighug
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 3:25pm On Jun 03, 2016
enkaydewdrop:
***Faints...
***Pours her chilled water....
***hands akimbo....

Now z nt d tym to faint,pls continue with the timing of your contraction tongue
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 3:19pm On Jun 03, 2016
enkaydewdrop:
My bags are packed oh... E dey boot of car permanently sef... So that anywhere e hook me, we go zoom go hospital...

But we're not preparedhuh
I get d feeling dearie,just zero ur mind ok,its well,hebrew woman things kiss..
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 3:14pm On Jun 03, 2016
sugah:
Enkaydewdrop I have a feeling you would be here talking and next thing you would announce that your baby has dropped with his/her hands covering his/her ears. grin grin grin grin
Lmao,dis got me!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Baby wil say mommy eyaf do!!!!

Where z dat "rolling on the floor laughing smiley??"
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 3:09pm On Jun 03, 2016
GenyEbere:
The shit is sooooooo real have been depressed and angry since yesterday,just felt like being left alone with my baby only,how can this be handled.
My song then was
1 day @a tym sweet Jesus...

If u hv ppl around to help out,pls seek their help,dnt stress much,wen baby sleeps,try n rest ur head(dis one hard cos na den I go remember all d tins wey I neva do), wen baby cries too much n u feel ursef having instant grey hair,just

breathe!!! breathe!!! breathe!!!

U can kip lo in his cot or wherever u knw he'd b safe n go to d next room or go tk a shower,recollect urself n go bk to him even if it z just 3mins,u would b surprised @wat that 3mins can do in ur lyf..

Tk it one day @a tym ok.. na motherhood,na work,it gets easier with time.. I'm alys amazed wen I c some1 insulting his/her mom,mur so as I'm experiencing motherhood,its nt easy,may we reap d fruit of our labour.

N may "h" thunder scatter d ynash of whomever that wil nt want me to reap the fruit of my labour cool cool

P:S- later they wil say we r d weaker sex,f-ck dat sh-t mehn,weneva I luk @myself all I c z strength cool grin
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by beyedew(f): 11:22pm On Jun 02, 2016
Onegai:
Well, that's just gangster...

Moral of the story: don't give your child anything that is not recommended by medical people with sound knowledge. And most teething mixtures ARE NOT RECOMMENDED....

...But people will never hear; we will still come here and read parents proudly saying "I am giving my child Piccan/Teething Mixture/Cough syrup/Antibiotics that were not prescribed/pouring all sorts of mixtures on baby's skin/Rubbing powder all over the child/making the baby swallow Agbo" etc and wonder later on what could be the problem. undecided

Meanwhile I've just given Baby E groundnuts for first time ever, so I'm sitting down watching to see if she reacts to it (we have some family allergens). And instead of her to learn how to walk, she's there mastering how to climb. She has climbed the couch and centre table today alone. How's LBK?
Sorry ma,is powder bad??
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 10:41pm On Jun 02, 2016
limsycutey:
Ozycy, Sophie is bae, every picture was a hit back to back. grin

Beyedew, see cutie, the babes are in trouble! This our haircut, na natural dopeness or did you cut it like that? grin
My sis,na natural ooo,tnks mam kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 10:39pm On Jun 02, 2016
limsycutey:
Iyabetajos, how body? I'm glad to hear baby Andre is doing well.

This is my niece that I was talking about, shes going to be 3 months old on the 9th. smiley
#threadcuties
Oh my oh my,cuteeeeeeeee,c ha tongue out cheesy
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f):
Hi e-mamas,my mom took this pix in my private pool grin cheesy on "h" Tuesday cos it was really an "h" Tuesday...
Kindly cover ur eyes all "pink" mamas cos I dnt know whom among ur "pinks" I wil marry grin grin

P:S-Couldn't resist d pose cheesy,netwk didn't allow me post it dat day
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 5:18pm On Jun 02, 2016
BellaElla:
Chineke leeee!!!!!!! E be like say as may babies hear say recharge card dey for them na him dem decide to buss out shocked shocked shocked . [b]Four Thaaasaannd, Five Hundreeeed naira recharge cards :[/b]o shocked shocked shocked these pikins dem dey hear word from belle o, congrats to the latest may mama. abeg if any mama remain to announce in him birth for 31st may make she announce today ooo, make I kuku buy am at once. grin grin grin. [s]the way wey I dey see am, e be like say my salary go finish for recharge cards [/s]lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed#teamoctober#sexyborning#teamblue#. Class captain I hail ya, welcome back, we missed you.
Lmao @bolded,I can imagine ya face n mouth cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 4:49pm On Jun 02, 2016
BritneyStacy:
When you want to delete, go the post , click on modify, scroll down you will see the file name you uploaded and you will also see delete abi remove icon beside it. Click on the icon and the file will be deleted. Then you can now click on submit once you are done with deleting the files you uploaded.
Tnks mam kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 4:47pm On Jun 02, 2016
beyedew:
kendrallmai n ozycy,ur babies r cuteeeeeeeee.....

Me fourth d motion abt #threadcuties oo

Btw,how do I delete pic after posting??
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 4:21pm On Jun 02, 2016
BritneyStacy:
Thanks for the response. If the blanket is still in the pack, it means you didn't use it either. Will definitely get the flannel. I hope a packet will do.
No dear,I didn't use it,mayb cos of d hot weather,gave birth nov last year,bt d flannel does keep sum1 warm.. a pack is mur dan enuf unless u hv sumwhere that u go to alys,4now I'm a SAM.I only used 2 out of it,its stil remaining 2.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 4:03pm On Jun 02, 2016
BritneyStacy:
QUESTION OOO EXPERIENCED MAMAS:
Blanket or Shawl? Which do I buy preferably and why? How many pieces will I need?
Which detergent does wonders for baby clothes washing?
Can I use a different brand of baby wipes from the brand of diapers? Which diapers apart from huggies is also top notch and problem free?
I got a pack of carter's flannel(1900 then,4 pieces ) n blanket,no shawl,d blanket z stil in its pack..
Yeah u can use a different brand of wipes, I started wit princess n princess diaper n wipes,@a tym it was difficult to get d maxi of it so I switched to molfix n it has bin gud too..
Sunlight detergent z very good,tho I also got persil 4tough stain,d persil I got isn't upto half n ds z almost 7months.. just try to ensure ur hands n d hands of anybody dat wil help u carry lo z neat, u won't hv any p.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 3:54pm On Jun 02, 2016
Fvine:
Amen to your prayers. I myself surely need it and wouldn't mind. Am sure my sisters on the ttc thread also wouldn't mind. Thanks for praying for us all. God bless you.
May it b done to u according to ur words soon-2-b mom.. God said "wtv I hear u say that I wil do" n His word z true.. u r a fruitful vine,ur tym has come in Jesus name,Amen.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 3:46pm On Jun 02, 2016
Kai, n naso mommy mitchyy, cutienik,enkaydewdrop use tk turn this our thread to law court...

Chei!!! I carry my flat ynash 4una,una dey gv person joy... na fart I go use tk flog nybody wey go say em pikin too play wen una born cos na inheritance tongue tongue..

I rest my case undecided
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 3:14pm On Jun 02, 2016
kendrallmai n ozycy,ur babies r cuteeeeeeeee.....

Me fourth d motion abt #threadcuties oo

Btw,how do I delete pic after posting??
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 6:46pm On Jun 01, 2016
ozycy:
Am sure you will have a story to tell your Haute future wife, about your encounter with haute preggy women, and don't forget to bring your Haute wife to register in this Haute thread so she can gather Haute info so your Haute son/daughter will come out looking so Haute. We are all looking forward to that Haute day you will register your Haute wife here. Just pray so these Haute current ladies here will still be on this thread and will still remember your Haute moniker so we can give you a Haute welcome. See you and your Haute wife in year 20.. (please fill in the Haute year.
O boy!!! U finish work 4here,choi,u try cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 6:40pm On Jun 01, 2016
Haute:
Infiltrating? I didn't even know this thread existed before someone mentioned me here, and as is my wont, I jokingly responded with an absurd threat; without looking at the thread title. But you singlehandedly blew it out of proportion and now you threaten me? Well, there's nothing I love in this life more than a good old threat.
Did I hear u say jokinglyhuh Pls go bk n read dat ur post mayb u didn't understand d English u wrote,go bk n read it mr haute,den u bounce.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 5:35pm On Jun 01, 2016
Coldfeet:
Iomoge2 sorry about that ,you are doing a great job! It was the same issue with last year November tongue tongue (make I run before mama Ekene catch me lipsrsealed grin grin

Meanwhile I am here to root for team September! My younger sis who is expecting triplets is a team September and its [size=50pt]BLUE BLUE BLUE[/size] Yep! All boys cool .

Accountant zaynie you have activated my aprokoness abeg see me refreshing pages here since to catch the haute news! We are waiting o cheesy you sure say no bun in the oven? tongue grin

Happy new month mamas and a big congrats to our may mums it can only be God.

Executive member preggy thread peepers club cool
U say whahuh?Chei,Im almost feeling 4ha.... choi 3soldiers @once shocked shocked shocked, Oluwa ose oooo,do same O Lord4ttc mothers in Jesus name,Amen.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 1:27pm On Jun 01, 2016
May mamas,una doo...

June mamas oya ova to u,sharp sharp delivery n dropping of bs..

Anytym u c me running to grab my phone,na preggy thread I dey find cum,u ladies r just awesome kiss kiss.

One luv ladies
*in nurse kaffy4bill's voice*

Congrats to d new mamas dat refused to carry last n also newbies,enjoy ur stay mamas kiss kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 9:04pm On May 31, 2016
Iyabetajos:
Am so sorry mamas for nt checking in. I had emergency cs on Saturday after water started leaving wednesday night. My son was born at exactly 34weeks. He is in d incubator and on oxygen. I had a terrible scare yday due to a nurse's negligence bt we r fine. i was on my feet by sunday morning . just dis headache do won't go a way. Pls i need advice on viability and if theres anything we can do to help . he weighed 1.7kg at birth. Please we need ur prayers. anyone with ideas should pls share. God bless. cc zaynie tchwinnie kaffy 4bill favoredgal n all mamas
Congrats latest mom,ur baby z here to stay ok,nothing wil happen to him,d hand of God is in control ok,so hv no fear watsoeva..

Sabi mamas wil sooon come around ok.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by beyedew(f): 3:12pm On May 31, 2016
princessKF:
Lol...... ijebu babes no carry last grin
Cute haute bump mama kiss

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