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bolseas:
this is the only thread on nairaland where you will find the food, career, business, fashion, family, sexuality etc sections.

hello beautiful mamas in the house. I am grateful to God to.join this thread again for the 3rd time.

this time I am team November.

Congratulations to all the successful births.

to mama ekene, May God provide you the strength, wisdom to be able to handle your current situation.

Welcome mama 3rd tym hope ds afternoon no too haute 4ya haute borri,enjoy ur cute haute n sexy bump

[quote author=cutienik post=46138842][/quote]He/she wil soon beg ,Im almost feeling 4him/her..


Almost ooo

Dis place z sha fun,I don laf pee 4body

Haute sexy bump @BellaElla n creamchiccb... una haute gan

Do hv a happy n haute bday celebration

Immediately I read his/her update,wat came to my mind was

whatttttttttt?

Bt Oga/madam u get mind oooo,u c association of preggy women wit over running hormones n u come show ursef just because dem dey haute, na bad tin to dey haute??

I advice u to carry ur haute-less sef run ooo cos 2day is haute sexy bumpy tuesday..

Just go n record ur haute/haute-less music in ur haute/haute-less studio..

Run b4 haute mama Modath comes sha...... kikikikiki haute.

Joysa:
who is like unto Thee? oh Lord my God. glorious in holiness & fearful in praises.. doing wonders!
lovely mamas, my baby boy arrived early this morning weighing 3.4kg.

Congrats dear,may ur LO b a source of joy in ur home..

Mitchhy,pls tk heart ok.. it's well.

I'm lost,Im confused,I dnt knw wat to type or wat to pray 4. Bt let dat God dat calmed d sea calm every rumbling sea in ur life n home in Jesus name,Amen. Pls if n weneva u come to nairaland as a guest,find a way to tel ur sisters that u r ok,pls. B stil n knw dat God z stil God #bighug
Cc: Chinwendym

maureensylvia:
@beyedew i read ur post...nawa for u oooo...

My sister,just last week on my street,a pastor's wife was quarreling wit ha born again neighbour n words were exchanged,d next day being fri,d born again neighbour died naso police case start... most tyms na devil dey push some ppl n I refused to allow one devil infested demon stop me 4rm attending my kid(s)'s weddings n sewing owanbe/asoebi clothes 4my cliche of frnds.. Sometyms u run 4rm a fight to live to fight another day..

P.S: I berra pass d woman by decades (Oluwa 4gv ur gal,she isn't bragging )

chifreke:
Sweety hope u are not mistaking me for
Lyndaroyce
Byvan
Lovinam... Etc

Am a virgin with four kids

All hail ha royal virgin-ness , sowie mama,I cudnt resist..

GenyEbere:
Ginababy I sight you lol

BS....
Dr came and removed the catherter and I didn't dilate upto 3cm hmmmmmm now the decision time(meanwhile the contraction is still on [b]and baby looking for where to come out from) [/b]he tol..

Awwwwwww @bolded,tnk God it ended in praise

roseval:
self medication cos the hospital here is on strike

Hi momma,r u ill?? Cos early stages of preggy comes wit a lot of ish,I wil advice u to hold on on d malaria drug ish 4now ok.. lots of luv

GenyEbere:
Join me and thank God as it ended in praise...a baby boy....resting now till tomorrow.

Awwwwwww welcome cutey !!!! Congrats dear momma,welcome

Chinwendym:
Beyedew
You no woze am hot slap? Lekwanu o! angervex catch me as I dey read am sef like say na me she dey talk to! Mtweeez. Some people need teach how to talk,

Mommy Ekene d cutest,d tin vex me oooo,I was just praying 4patience n d rant here help sha oooo,ino get power to fight,tnk God 4preggy thread n nl

cutienik:
....mak sumone no go faint ...she go say ur hubby no dey takia of u niyen...

My sis,na to start compare hubby oooo

zaynie:
Beyedew....kikikikikikiki.....na wa o!
For salon?
na wa o!
I am just speechless.....like say she don mean you before ....


My SiL compares buh not in my presence....she know say I get bad mouth ....she will compare weight, beauty, feeding styles, clothes, milestones.... so tey her neighbour don sabi my pikin name.
She even once told her dh that who does he think is cuter? My daughter or hers? I was like " is she ok?"
If she comes to my house and sees my child eating sth from a jar, she will immediately tell her dh "we will branch and buy when we are going home". The pikin kuku be like the papa, e no send ajebo tins....na we dem go still pack all the pudding to, the pikin like pap like madt! No milk o! Plain pap....e dey always pain d mama.



Modath, did u get my mail?

Lmao!!!!

cutienik:
yeepaa!!see bashing..senior modath no dey fall hand ....nonsense ns ingredients indeed...oya madam take d basia wey u dserv for bein a nuisance..

@beyedew...ooohhh..u for gv her farewell punchy line o

Lolzzzzzz,fight fit start 4rm there my sister n I neva chop dat tym

I cum dey wish say Snr Modath na my big sister ;Dn she ffg me go dia

modath:
Beyedew ,

Some people were specially sent by the devil to test one's patience and na 2 ways to deal with such people, either one act like mumu and keep smiling or one will "with all due respect tell them to go hug Disco installation after taking a fast dip in the lagoon"!

I'm team, hit them up style! Whaaaaaattttt?? You nor try at all, after the first 2 or 3 comparison, I go just say madam, holl up, I will pick up a basin and say madam congrats, here is your prize for being a better mum and also advise her to face front..

P.S I don't know why, crazy people nor dey too drop their ish around me.... Nonsense and ingredients... mtchhheeeww!

Lolzzzzzz@bolded

limsycutey:
Beyedew, I'm laughing my ass off here! Some people are funny, is she not hearing herself My daughter was very chubby too, even now people still call her orobo though she's not so big anymore just that she has big thighs and her weight didn't

D painful part z dat @d end of d day dey myt not even do better than u in terms of taking care of their child.. dem tink say motherhood na moimoi.

cutienik:
mumi beyedew...i dey laff here oooo..lmao..dat woman nid hotslap ooo...friend ke!..mak she start to compare ur living pattern wt hers..yee orisirisi la ma ri oo...jst gv her silent treatment..it works bt if she b d stubborn nuisance cuz she fit tap u to ansa her..gv her eyeing treatment then..abeg mak senior modath nd zaynie cum helep oo..dem get mouth

Ino allow my hair dry,I run.. Mk she find another victim..kai

Why do some women do this biko kwanu?? Y ee??

C me jejely entering a salon to mk my over due hair and one woman disturbing my peace just cause we happen to hv babies that r almost same age.. 4rm madam,dis ur child z big ooo to how many months,silly me opened my mouth n said 6+,if I had known I wudnt hv answered ooo. This woman has compared ha baby wit mine down to d very least of tins u can think of,who send me cum mk hair on a saturday?? She has complained dat my baby won't sit down on tym cos of his weight,dat ha child of 5+ has started sitting down(mine sat @ 4+,bt I didn't tel ha dat just to stop ha 4rm making comparison) after all some babies r fatter than him n didn't hv p,he weighed 9.3kg @6months bt e no stop am 4rm achieving his required milestones. She complained that I dnt knw how to bring out my breast while breastfeeding a child(I hv bin doing it this way 4 6months plus now n I'm getting good result,my baby is healthier than hers,I did ebf,she couldn't do according to her),she has complained that I'm exposing my breast,plus using washcloth to cover breast is it nt enough Should I cover n cover to d extent that my baby wil b sucking nipple thru washcloth biko kwanu While breastfeeding Brian was sweating,she started saying madam clean that sweat naaa,c me c wahala ooo... she has complained that my baby doesn't smile,biko shld Brian b smiling unnecessarily?? That ha baby smiles a lot...biko shld I faint or flap my breast n fly away I calmly told ha that my baby has started crawling,she was like ehhh,its nt true,that I shld drop my baby on bare floor,salon floor while she drops hers let dem race?? Biko isn't this d height of joblessness My baby was using his fingers to scratch his gum n she said he sucks his fingers(I didn't come here wit his teether cos once he drops it on d floor,I won't give it to him again until we r home where I can wash it),madam dis boy is sucking his fingers ooo,my baby doesn't do that,u need to stop him...D hairdresser at a point told ha to stop comparing that after all my baby has 2 teeth while hers has none. To mk matters worse my baby is better looking,physically n all(God 4gv me)...

Somebody shld help me talk to this woman cos she z stil on here disturbing my ears,if I open my mouth,she go run ooooo...

Sorry mamas,that was a rant bt I didn't hv d luxury of announcing it as rant time,I type am as e dey hot.. pinged dh he said mayb d woman just wanted to b my frnd,pls I dnt need such competitive frnd biko. Pls mamas,dnt compare babies,that tin grates on nerves mehnnnn..4gv typos biko.

I tried sending this yesterday bt nl no gree..

Regarding d woman in an abusive home,she shld go home to ha momma,she wil b surprised @ppl dat wil rally round to help her. Also she shld tel ha village youths n elders abt d man so dat shld d man come to ha father's house to beat her/ha momma(em weed no go reach dat level im sure),ha peeps won't let him beat one of their own. Then she can 4rm ha home b praying 4d hubby..
NGOs hv a lot of cases n since this requires an immediate escape,she might nt b able to find one willing enuf to listen to ha,mk d man no go kill am.

Pls run 4ur safety n that of ur child.. we shld alys run 4rm a fight to live to fight another day. May God heal her home in Jesus name Amen.

Dear mamas @rofemiguwa(hope I got d spelling n chinwendym(spelling too ),my baby had rashes wen he was smaller,his started in d hosp too,I was of d mind to liv it b,was using Shea butter(dnt knw if it z original sha ) den a mother as immunization center told me abt tetmosol baby soap,dat soap did d job.. also rising raving powder too. my baby's own den eh,chei,ppl were asking me wat hapnd to him,bt if u c him now,choi!!! So I dnt knw if u myt try it.

mitchyy:
Thank you thank you plenty beautiful mamas!!!

Abeg i have few questions because i've started receiving gifts for my baby.

Mom Ozycy spoke exactly my mind momma,bt 4 nos 4,I use sunlight(pink 1) to soak my baby's cloth,its verrrryyyyy mild,den when there z a tough stain I use persil..




Welcome new moms-2-b,happy bumping.
Congrats prettyhurts. May ur LO a source of joy in ur home,amen.

Gossip tym,blessing tym...
*it seems missmalachi eyaf swallow frog..
Kikikikiki*in enkaydewdrop's voice

Mommy Olubankemi,I actually tot of u today while bathing ds.. wonderful bs.

Hbd to u ginababy, n llnp

Hwa to u mitchyy n ur hubby... May u continue to hv peace,luv,gud health n plenty money in ur home,Amen.

Welcome to all new mommas.

CovenantBabies:
Wow, finally God has ported me to this thread
Beaurifuuu morning senior mamas! This is covenantbabies porting live all the way from the ttc thread!
Please everyone should help me muster a word of thanks & appreciation to God Almighty who has made this possible!
He honoured my plans I made with Him.

Anytym I read of a ttc mother porting to dis place,I actually shed a tear of joy cos I can imagine d joy dey wud b feeling den,all 32 shinning wide n it continues to solidify my bliv dat God z stil God..dat same God wil do it 4 oda ttc women Lagbara Olohun.

Welcome soon to b mom,I bless God 4u dear,enjoy ur stay.

I just nid inverter,solar 1 or d one wey heat fit recharge,I mean Naija heat .

Maureensylvia dear,Im sooooo sorry 4ur loss.. May her soul rest in peace,Amen..

Welcome to all new mommas,u shall all carry to term in Jesus name,Amen... hv a stressfree bumpy stay.

UmmTwins2:
Congrats Boomz n lawvlypearl,;welcome to vigilante. welcome to d world little angels. May u only know d beautiful side of life o. Amin.
Beyedew Lolz I don laff myself Tata for here wt ur post. u reminded me of all my shakara dt "o ti o, no co-sleeping,baby is going to be 'mr-independent' frm day one.....fortunately n unfortunately, I eventually cldnt get a cot cos of finance so we settled for that baby bed dt comes wt net even though I bought 2 of that sef ( story for another day ) I tell u we didn't use it more than a month cos of mosquitoes. All d sleep suit, hand mitts, cap etc etc didn't stop them Believe me, BHaram gat nothing on these vampire mosquitoes in our area, n DS can suck for Africa. I had to open d net n bring him out to nurse like evry 10mins n I cldn't risk locking d vampires in with him so we had to accept defeat n save all d "independence lessons " for our next LO mashaAllaah, mo'ja mo'sa l'an m'akinkanju l'oju ogun, u run to fight another day DS is 7months+ now n still sleeps with us in d family bed mosquito net. His health is more important. So dnt lose hope, ur coming Los may love d cot. Ur money no go waste u hia

*nods head seriously*


ok ma,tnks ma. God help us with bloodsucking vampiry mosquitoes them in this country,Amen.

Congrats Boomz n welcome dear,may d birth of lo herald great tins in ur home,Amen.

ozycy:
Ekene Bobo, oya chop kiss. Chinwendym well done.

@ beyedew, am just imagining you inside the cot with your big belle How come the baby doesn't want to sleep there? Try so your newest baby will use it. When you pick up baby to breastfeed at night, endeavor to put her back into the cot and start putting her there from day one and be consistent with it, my kids used their cot and baby Sophie is still using it. They must use the money commot for the cot before we dash it out.

I neva swallow frog again oooo. Ds z just 6months,I just luv d banter here dat z y I cum ere... if I watch as una dey do I wil just go n swallow,den my eye go c my ear without mirror,no swallowing of frog yet biko..

My sis,it was ryt 4rm d 1st day I gave birth he refused staying in it,bt wil try ds ur method in my next baby cos d thought of them nt using dis cot,chai.

modath:
Beyedew,

Help me greet oga, me likey him, ma kinda person...

zaynie:
Beyedew.....that kain tin kan pain....you no fit use am, you no fit dash person .

Mom Zaynie,funny enuf I was told ooo,by mil,my mum,sil,sisters (as I am teln sumborry now ).. did I listen to dem?

Noooooo...

I was lyk eh,my 1st child,my 1st fruit,he must hv it ooo.

After much much dh agreed. Now nytym he looks at it lying useless here he wil just lafffffff n me no even get d heart to ask him y him dey laf... I was heartbroken aswear.

cutienik:
see fine frosh lukin bobo...luv u boy..abeg mum Chinwendym..hop no b soiled diaper b dat o..

mam beyedew...pls u must slip on d cot oo

If I reason d money n tym I spent on d furniture guy ehhh,aswear e dey do me to lie on d cot fa!!!

Chinwendym:
Even though I vex say I no go upload my Ekene bobo picture for here again! I just couldn't resist sharing this one with you ladies! Na him diaper this guy use do fez cap like boy alinko so o!

Beyedew abeg no burst my belle with laugh today o! your DH na comedian
Aswearigad.

Choi,c froshness on d hype!!!! nwam I maka biko...U r doing a gr8 job ma,I knw dat other mamas hv booked him,bt hmmmmm,well I reserve my comments til den.