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RomanceRe: Again, Debate On Which Tribes Produce The Sexiest Girls by Bibi294(f): 4:53pm On Sep 05, 2017
DouglasH92:
Esan in Edo state produces the sexiest women, followed by Imo state.
Abeg, which Esan? You mean dem Ekpoma, Irrua, Uromi and co.... I disagree with you
RomanceRe: How I Toasted My Girlfriend by Bibi294(f): 4:50pm On Sep 05, 2017
fisayodavid84:
It was a coincidence that I passed through the frontage of my cruch house on a Saturday morning while she was waiting for a cab for the wedding party she wanted to attend that day.

Hi angel, you look more prettier than the way I saw you the last time. Oh, pls pardon my attitude baby, Good evening, I almost got carried away by your outfit, it really looks good on you believe me. _Eeeew, thanks (blushing) Ure such a darling_ [/i]and she gave me a big hug. I held her more tight to me and whispered to her, Angel to be sincere, your outer beauty is what attracted me to you the last time I met you but now I can't let go because of the inner beauty that am now beginning to experience. [b]_Stop it jor_ [/b]she replied forcing herself out of my grip. You men with your sweet words. [i]_I hope_ sshhhhh�. Angel, (I looked in to her eyes) do not dwell too much on my words if that will change your mood. But let's just enjoy this present moment and one after another. _Okay, Ure such a darling_ she replied. The arrival of the cab man cut my long story short. But before she left, we exchanged our digits as we depart with smiles on our faces. I quickly fold #500 for the driver and I told him loud and clear to keep the change. Pls drive my queen well if you don't want me to sack you. The driver, angel and I myself laughed uncontrollably. [i]_Thank you so much_ [/i]she said softly as we part.
If a guy dare woo me this way, I'll just walk out... In this twenty first century
RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by Bibi294(f): 6:07am On Sep 05, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
lol. maybe I was direct. but I was being real tho.

Is there another way of telling someone "You not looking good?"

maybe you can help me out.

I don't fvcking know her from Adam!
Bush... That's harsh.... She's pretty joo... Stop being a savage
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo Men So Hot? by Bibi294(f): 8:25pm On Sep 03, 2017
... Because they yaf pass through fire
RomanceRe: True Story And Secrets Untold About Four Female Ghost In Romanceland.. by Bibi294(f): 8:22pm On Sep 03, 2017
Saintsammurai:
Lol funny, but on a more serious note, i see what the physical eyes cant see...do u know that my younger sister, is a prophetess.......real talk, and my younger brother speaks in tongues when praying and heaven begin to shake as if there is storm.. my other sister is an angel in human form... when she sings, angels comes down....I AM the chief cornestone and the pillar and master of the home.... i have not even experience 2% of my powers.....do u know that i can command rain to fall?
Are you God? You cannot/never command rain to fall...
RomanceRe: I Feel Like I'm The Freshest Guy In The World - Photos by Bibi294(f): 8:12pm On Sep 03, 2017
Fresh so so! Fresh somebody
RomanceRe: True Story And Secrets Untold About Four Female Ghost In Romanceland.. by Bibi294(f): 8:10pm On Sep 03, 2017
50minutes more
RomanceRe: True Story And Secrets Untold About Four Female Ghost In Romanceland.. by Bibi294(f): 6:32pm On Sep 03, 2017
TGoddess:
*spreads mat*
This one goddess dey your name... I fear say dem dey come for you o... grin
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Watch A Sex Scene In A Movie With Ur Parents by Bibi294(f): 6:31pm On Sep 03, 2017
My parents will just switch off the TV and after switching it on again, if the scene is still been played, they will switch it off again
RomanceRe: True Story And Secrets Untold About Four Female Ghost In Romanceland.. by Bibi294(f): 6:25pm On Sep 03, 2017
shocked
Saintsammurai:
The bible said that my people perish because of lack of knowledge....What guys in romanceland dont know is that there are four female ghosts in romanceland, they have no families, they came from the spirit world and log in to nairaland from the spirit world....A pm from any guy here to them, is damnation to the guy....ladies and gentlemen what i am about and the names of the female monikers i am about to reveal is no child's play,,, they are quite popular here and most of you know that i have always talk about spiritual things and prophesy here....IF you like believe it or not but by 9pm this night i will reveal the names of the female ghosts here in romanceland.....INsult me but by 9pm, i will shock romancelanders with undilluted truth..
LiteratureRe: pul-PIT - A Comedy by Bibi. by Bibi294(op): 6:22pm On Sep 03, 2017
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE

(End Time Church International: the church is located at the far end in the street, thechurch premises is quite spacious with the Church building at the left side, the Prophet's office at the right-hand side, the Pastors' quarters at the extreme end with a spacious parking lot.
Prophet Akadri, a lanky middle aged man, who is the founder/GO of the church, he is dressed in a well tailored yellow suit, humming a popular hymn as he arranges his file. There is a light knock on the door:

PROPHET AKADRI: Come in. (Jenny walks in, she is a fair woman in her mid twenties, she is tall and slim, one of the church 'big girls'. She is dressed in a very skimpy yellow sweatgown, high healed shoes and a yellow Gucci bag to match) Sister Jennifer! Have your seat. (He invites her into the chair opposite his table)

JENNY: Prophet, may your days be long. (Smiles ad she takes her seat)


PROPHET AKADRI: where have you been?

JENNY: Prophet, I went to Dubai last week.

PROPHET AKADRI: ...with Mr. Julius?

JENNY: No... No...no

PROPHET AKADRI: I saw your pics on his WhatsApp Dps

JENNY: Oh yeah... We... We... We actually met there coincidentally... Yeah (she smiles)

PROPHET AKADRI: (rises) Je...nny... You see...(moves towards the door and bolts it) You see, I really appreciate your efforts in taking this ministries to the promise land. You see... Most men in this church have been more fervent since you came into this ministry... Ladies like you help the church moves forward... You know.

JENNY: Sir... I... I don't understand... you.... Sir(adjusts her gown revealing more cleavages)

PROPHET AKADRI: You see, Jenny...(focuses more on her exposed cleavages) During my prayers last night, I had a vision that you need to have a prayer session in the church premises... You need spiritual cleansing and bathing and it is urgent... (Licks his lower lips)

JENNY: When should I start Sir... (Stands and adjust her gown)

PROPHET AKADRI: Right now.... Ehm... Go out and get lux soap and sponge from the spiritual shop

JENNY: Uhm...(looks down and notices the bulging in the Prophet's trousers, smiles to herself as she walks out.)

PROPHET AKADRI: Argh....(collapses on the sofa) God, help your son.( Dr. Sumonu enters without knocking, Prophet Akadri stands and adjust his trousers.) Doctor, good afternoon

DR. SUMONU: Good afternoon Prophet. May your day be long.

PROPHET AKADRI: How are you? I... I am in the middle of a prayer session when you came in...

DR. SUMONU: So sorry about that, Sir. I received a call from my brother in the UK.

PROPHET AKADRI: Yusuf?

DR. SUMONU: Yes. He said he needs spiritual water, oil and soap o... There is a business he wants to venture into and he needs prayers from you.

PROPHET AKADRI: What sorts of business if I may ask?

DR. SUMONU: ehm... Importing and exporting of some drugs from Nigeria into the UK.

PROPHET AKADRI: Drugs? From Nigeria? What sort of drugs is that o..

DR. SUMONU: (scratches his head) ehm... I ... Don't ...really know... But...

PROPHET AKADRI: (shrugs) No wahala... You know this is a special prayer request.... You know how we roll na... You have my account details, let him sow seed of one million naira into the Lord's vineyard... I'll go into special prayers because of him... Tell him to be fast about it because we are having a crusade in Benin very soon and I'll be too busy by then.

DR. SUMONU: One million sir? Daddy, please can't he sow five hundred ? You know how things are this days....

PROPHET AKADRI: Doctor, I'm in the middle of a prayer session... Is this a form of business to you? Why are you negotiating with God? A God who gives, does and takes... Maybe you can do the prayers yourself.(opens the Bible)

DR. SUMONU: I'm sorry if I sounded too rude... Ilk get back to you Sir. (Jenny walks in seductively and frozes on seeing Dr. Sumonu in the offices.)

JENNY : Good... Good day Sir (bends a little, Dr. Sumonu who has a crush on the beautiful young girl could not help but stare as she drops the soap and sponge)

DR. SUMONU: Sister Jenny, how are you?

JENNY : Fine sir. (She tries covering her cleavages and draws her gown abit as she notices the arkward stares from the church's patron)

PROPHET AKADRI: Doctor, we will talk later... I told you I'm in the middle of a prayer session... (Rises) Our dear Sister Jenny needs prayers and spiritual cleansing.

DR. SUMONU: (laughs heartily as he rises too) I can join in the prayer session too...

PROPHET AKADRI: Oh... No(smiles) It's some ... Some personal stuffs. (shifts uncomfortably)

DR. SUMONU: I am one of the Church's prayer warriors. (Notices the bulging in the Prophet's trousers.) Bakabororoboro show ko tae (speaking in tongues)

PROPHET AKADRI: (speaks in tongues too as he shakes) shokoko Dan baebae.... Èrí o.... The spirits want you out this minute, Doctor. You're distracting the holy spirit from doing his works.

DR. SUMONU: (feeling defeated) see you later, Prophet.(takes a last look at the Prophet's trousers before he leaves).

PROPHET AKADRI: (opens his eyes as he walks towards the door and bolts it) Sister Jenny, let's close our eyes in prayers... Uhm.... Agra shokoto limo(peaking in tongues) Èrí o.... Sister Jenny, you need to pull off your pants as the holy spirit needs to go in through the rear...(Jenny obeys his instructions) Good!... Now, touch yourself and see if you're wet, the holy ghost needs some vaginal fluid...(shakes vehemently with his eyes locked, Jenny obliges)

JENNY: argh! (Moans) Sir! There is no fluid...

PROPHET AKADRI: (continues praying and speaking in tongues for five minutes) Sister Jenny, the holy spirit orders me to help you get some vaginal fluid.... (Opens his eyes) Are you ready?

JENNY: of course!!! (She romoves her sweatgown and helps the Prophet with his belt)
Light fades
LiteratureRe: The Devil Wears Okrika by Bibi294(f): 10:06pm On Sep 02, 2017
Souloho is bae...
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PoliticsRe: Fayose’s Islamic Dress Code In Line With Biblical Injunctions –grand Imam by Bibi294(f): 3:08am On Sep 02, 2017
sarrki:
Fayose’s Islamic dress code in line with biblical injunctions –Grand Imam



The Grand Imam of the League of Imams and Alfas in Southwest, Edo and Delta, Sheikh Bello, has said Governor Ayodele Fayose’s Islamic dressing was in obedience to Allah’s instructions.

He added that the dressing was also in line with biblical injunctions.


Bello spoke during the Eid-el-Kabir prayers on Friday, which Governor Fayose had attended.

“The governor’s dressing was in obedience to Allah’s instructions.

“This dressing shows that the governor is not discriminating against any religion. Your Excellency, your dressing is even in line with Biblical injunctions,” Bello noted.

“If you check the book of Zecharias 3:3, the Bible says, ‘We removed unclean clothes from Joshua, we washed him clean and he was dressed with a clean turban on his head and God’s angel stood by him.’

“Our governor, as you wore the turban on your head, the angel of God is already with you and that is why you are succeeding in all that you do, against all odds,” Bello added.

In response, Fayose said, “I got elected by everyone’s vote. Choice of religion is free. As a leader, appearing in a Muslim regalia with a turban is to say that I must be part of everything the Muslims do and make then realise that we are all one family.

“I will also ensure that all their demands today are met.”

Governor Fayose had joined Muslims for the Eid-el-Kabir prayers on Friday, while formally attired in Islamic dress code, complete with a turban and a string of praying beads.



http://punchng.com/fayoses-islamic-dress-code-in-line-with-biblical-injunctions-grand-imam/
Is this bandage or turban?
CrimeRe: 'Leave Yahoo Boys Alone, They Are Collecting Back Our Money' - Lady by Bibi294(f): 9:12pm On Aug 30, 2017
Shey they yaf not use her
RomanceRe: Fake Hair, Fake Boobs, Fake Ass, Fake Nails & They Want Real Guy by Bibi294(f): 9:07pm On Aug 30, 2017
Joel3:
lol. is any man using fake di** tell me.
Is any lady using fake b****
RomanceRe: Fake Hair, Fake Boobs, Fake Ass, Fake Nails & They Want Real Guy by Bibi294(f): 6:04am On Aug 30, 2017
Fake d*** and you want real girl?
RomanceRe: 100% Of Nairaland Girls Are Hoes. by Bibi294(f): 5:26am On Aug 30, 2017
We're not hoes abeg... Na Hunan being we be
RomanceRe: Depression And Loneliness Is Driving Me Crazy...pls Help!! by Bibi294(f): 5:24am On Aug 30, 2017
No girl is ugly.... Just find yourself a caring woman stop searching for a slay queen
RomanceRe: Which Songs Give You Love Memories? by Bibi294(f): 7:29pm On Aug 22, 2017
Good morning-brymo
RomanceRe: Choose 2 Items! The 2 Cute Girls Or The 2 Beautiful Bags by Bibi294(f): 7:26pm On Aug 22, 2017
Since I've that yellow bag, I'll go for the pink, the sunshade and those lovely dresses
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari And Ahmed Indimi Padlock Love In Paris (photos) by Bibi294(f): 9:17pm On Aug 21, 2017
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RomanceRe: My Experince Wth A Loved One's Ghost Last Night by Bibi294(f): 4:06pm On Aug 13, 2017
jonaifame22:
I type this note wth a grieved heart, I neva knew someday I'd look and never see her again, not because I'm blind or cos my eyes have been gored, buh simply because the cold hands of death took her away frm me, it's been three weeks now since her death

I remember her telln me on phone upon the arrival of she and her mother frm the burial of her grandfather, who had passed on, before they started coming back to lagos she told me that she had a dream, where she was in a place where I cld not come to see her , and she said she had dreamt it twice within two days and I know when she dreams it always comes to pass, I had my fears when I heard this dream buh I told her all is well, and she told me that no matter what happens she loves me, I told her to stop talkn like she is doing, then we ended the call only for me to hear frm her brother at night that she's dead, and that a luxurious bus collided wth the hiace bus they were travelling wth,
Upon hearing this news, I stood transfixed like a street light, cos my angel, is no more,i cried till dawn, she asked me to sell cds and dvd movies that she dreamt were i made a lot of money selling them. but I always postponed buying and selling it, now on monday since I started, I've gone to idumota twice to fill up my stock cos I've exhausted all the movies I bought, I wish I cld see her and tell her of how I went to the market twice last week to fill up my stock of movies, cos people were rushing it.

So last nite I sat on my bed after speaking to a new lady friend I met online on phone after work, and suddenly there was a violent breeze, I was boiling water for tea to eat suya,the gas went off and the lights went off, and it was like I was in a trance, and before long my heard my name "fame" she's the only one in the world that calls me by that name and before long she was right in front of me and I cld not look at her eyes cos it was like she had one thousand hallogen bulb in them, she looked so radiant, I tried touching her but I cld not no matter how I tried and she smiled and she said even though she doesn't feel happy abt the distance, she can't help but smile cos where she's coming frm sadness doesn't exist, the emotions of sadness is crippled upon entering the gate.

My baby urged me to be strong and make sure I sell those movies she told me about and frm it I'll raise enough capital added to the barbing and pursue my dreams I told her about, and then she disappeared into thin air and she said after this visit she won't be coming again forever until we see on the last day, she told me before her death, she sought for forgiveness frm her sins, and of which she is wth the Father in heaven havin a nice time .
Yoruba call them Abiku agba/emere,/ elere omo... Bro... You need to pray very well... Having a meeting with a dead person can damage someone's life/career
EducationRe: UNIOSUN 400 Level Students Celebrate "Back To School" by Bibi294(f): 10:22pm On Jul 31, 2017
TIDDOLL:
Eyahh, twas boring here in Ejigbo undecided
Aww... My hometown
FashionRe: Hmmm! Interesting by Bibi294(f): 4:58am On Jul 31, 2017
2 n 4
RomanceRe: Ladies Your Husband Did This To Your Kid, What Will You Do?(Photo) by Bibi294(f): 1:28pm On Jul 30, 2017
Lol... I will make sure I add fuel to the child's fire.... I have a street-babysister who is very very troublesome, anytime she comes around, I've a rope in my studio I tie her with... I cannot come and kill myself...
HealthRe: Girl With Multicoloured Eye Balls At Mile 12 Market (Photos) by Bibi294(f): 6:27am On Jul 30, 2017
TunnyOgunnowo:
A lady with a strange eye balls colour was pictured on Mile 12 market. The young girl, who sells Ugwu with her mum at Mile 12 market, is Peace by name. Some say she has a medical condition and she needs a doctor. What do you think? Is this a health problem? And if so what is her health condition called?


Source: http://www.absolutehearts.com/2017/07/shocking-young-girl-with-strange-eye.html
I once saw a lady with a blue eye when I was serving in Edo state... Supercute
FamilyRe: Should I Send My Father This Message Our Family Is tearing apart by Bibi294(f): 6:05am On Jul 30, 2017
Prosper24:
For over 4 years my father have been accusing my mother of fornications which has been a serious issue in our family. (24 years old marriage)

My father have accused my mom of befriending different men in her work place,church and the compound were we live.

Me and my only brother don't stay at home most times due to our school (university).

My little siblings who are in elementary school are the only ones at home and my father keeps filling this kids heads with different kinds of questions about my mom.

Please note that my father does not stay at home often as he likes visiting the village and to be frank i and my friends have caught him several times but i keep it to myself and pray he changes one day just to prevent more chaos in the family.

One day we all went to the village. One of my cousin brothers who base in the village came to visit us. He is known to be a very funny person and to be frank he talks anyhow and jokes a lot.

But my mom was shocked when he told her that my dad had rented a shop for one woman and even bought refrigerator for her. My mom kept mute and never asked my dad.

As the accusations keep increasing my mom who have noticed several suspicious activities of my dad got angry and stated voicing out all she have heard and suspected about my dad including the refrigerator saga.

My dad has beaten my mom in several occasions but at night and even in the day.

Just to cut the story short:

There is a woman who lives close to us, her husband was a very close friend of my dad before he died.

We discovered that my dad eats food from her Unknown to my mom when my mom is not around and they both spend time together in our house and that of the woman.

We also discovered that my dad usually buys food stuff and pay for other items for her.

Now I'm very angry about this because he has carried this irritating life to to our neighbor who he claim the woman's late husband was very close to him and his just showing care for the family as a close friend to his late friend.

Currently now there are unpaid debts in our family, things are extremely difficult yet my dad could buy stuffs for the other woman.

My mom complains about how my dad uses his retirement salary for what she can't explain. He keep saying his clearing debts and all that.

I'm fed up. I want to take serious action. I want to come out to quarrel my dad to the last. After all he chased me out of his house because i had so hard with him due to this numerous accusations he keeps labelling on my mom without any tangible evidence. My mom keeps crying and have decided to call her family members for a joint meeting by next month after my dad have skipped about two different meetings called by my moms people (brothers and sisters cos her dad and mom are late).

Now below is the letter i want to send to my dad. I have made up my mind to take that bold step. Maybe it will change him. Please read below and advice me I'm totally confused i don't want our family to tear apart.

After carring out my research and investigations about the happenings in our family which has over the years been a threat to the unity, progress and stability of our coexistence as one family, i beg to state that:





1) Because you have decided for over 4 years now to frustrate, humiliate and disorganize my mother who happens to be your wife with all kinds of accusations,insults and disgrace for a reason best known to you. And:

2) Because you have derived more pleasure in carrying the bordens of your concubines and that of their children to the detriment of your own family even when you are aware of the sufferings and debts in your family.

I want to make it clear that as a result of this, i have taken it upon myself not minding how it will effect me to suspend anything that has to do with the both of us till futher notice to enable you have more finance and less opposition to continue with those activities of yours that gives you pleasure but i find disgraceful, irritating and odious to me.

Thank you.....

Please Don't mind my English and focus on the write up, na vex i dey use right all this stuff...
Was it like that since they got married? If not, I think you've to talk to your mum first....

Anytime they're having disagreement, try not to side anyone ESP your mum.

Wait for the family meeting and let them conclude...

Sometimes, I prefer a broken home to an abusive marriage.
RomanceRe: What Are Married Women Still Looking For On Romance Section by Bibi294(f): 5:03pm On Jul 29, 2017
goldman777:
Ur one of them op is talking about im very sure see ur face romance indeed shocked grin
How're you feeling now?
RomanceRe: What Are Married Women Still Looking For On Romance Section by Bibi294(f): 10:12am On Jul 29, 2017
Buharison:
I am not beefing anyone, but with the traits some of them possess here, am afraid to tie the knot, I am somehow generalising all girls are the same
Keep generalising till u clock forty...many Saturday don pass... Yet, you're still single
RomanceRe: What Are Married Women Still Looking For On Romance Section by Bibi294(f): 5:49am On Jul 29, 2017
Buharison:
I just said don't learn anything from some married women on romance section if you want the best for your marriage
Good morning
It's like you're beefing some of them? There's ntn wrong bou'it. You're just been over hype
RomanceRe: What Are Married Women Still Looking For On Romance Section by Bibi294(f): 5:42am On Jul 29, 2017
Buharison:
Don't learn from any married woman here
Why? There are good topics here at the romance session and I don't see anything bad in having them on here... They are here to learn and advice us(singles)
RomanceRe: What Are Married Women Still Looking For On Romance Section by Bibi294(f): 10:21pm On Jul 28, 2017
Buharison:
That's too bad, this is a bad example to the few innocent girls here
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Is it your romance? Moreso I'm single

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