₦airaland Forum

Wizklynd23:
Lols, I can't help but to laugh.. Oboi those days of 2go, 24/7 u dey online just because of star progress.... Some Girls will send u a friend request and when u accept the next thing is stories like, u send Gocredit or she block you, send her card for her unclad pics...a whole lot of stories.. It was on 2go I got the first opportunity to tell a Girl I love her and of which she did not agree but I was persistent, I keep on doing the needful to make her fall in luv with me, finally after some months like 8months she finally agreed.. Oboi come see luv, lols na there I start luv ooo.. So share ur 2go experience and lets keep the fun on...

Elbizzcklinz:
And God blessed Israel, decided to get a picture "review" here.. Please be cool with me.

Jacksparr0w1207:
Oh! You'll be disqualified anyways. 'Am' girls are not qualified

Caringguy:
So i had to dress decent to church today after last time bashing by one of the ushers.

She can't stop staring at me today when i ball in with my soft swag
I'm sure she's falling for me already

naijainform:
A Nigerian Dentist identified as Nebeokike Sunday on Facebook, has advised Nigerian Singer and Rapper, Phyno to whiten his teeth.

The Dentist shared pictures of Phyno’s “brown teeth”on his Facebook, and urged the singer to go for S&P and also whiten his teeth with Sodium Perborate.

Sunday says he doesn’t mean this as an insult, but an observation, and being the expert that he his, He just had to point it out.

His Facebook post reads..

“Ok, and I have to say this. This guy needs S&P and probably go for whitening with sodium perborate. Yes everyone mustn’t have white teeth, but as a celebrity, he needs one! No insult is meant here. just an observation. And its my profession. Bloggers, goan tell him…..”


http://naijainform.com/nigerian-dentist-shares-photos-phyno-brown-teeth-facebook-advices-phyno-whiten-teeth/

temmytopsy1:
What about the fan milk logo you ironed on your uniform and the gators at back of your shirt

Explorers:
The amount you spent daily buying tiger/Tudor batteries for this.

Carrying it around nko?

Explorers:
I just don't like girls using these sandals then, they're too proud.


St Louis girls those days.

They look you as if you're not human

You greet them, they snub you.

They iron their uniform like there's no tomorrow, and it will never get rough no matter how hard they play.


To ask them out, one need to rehearsal and master English for days.


Most times we see them and we forget everything we've downloaded to say. Something will be like what's wrong with you, you saw her and can't talk.

Thanks to letter writing.

Explorers:
Saving your launch money to buy that sportin waves cream that won't still work.

Then you start brushing your hair like..


Fiwasaye girls Akure can trip for guys with waves those days like.

nunogomez:
I have many reasons to thank God......i recently saw a photo i took on my 3rd year birthday back in 1983 with me is My elder brother......I love him to the bones......this is not so recent photo of myself and my elder brother in 2014 i just cant help but thank God for his mercies.

How time flies.



Baba Thank You.

Nalikedis:
u kept on repeating unrecognize deputy... Na so Ekiti big reach that people will not know an Ikere born deputy governor. Go bring Afe babalola nah to come contest.

Nellybii:
I can bet you most(90%)of the people commenting here have never been to Ekiti. Some have never even travelled outside the SE before. Why wasn't a primary conducted?. Fayose again handpicked a candidate just like he handpicked every single political office holder in Ekiti from councillor to state assembly house members. He is even the current speaker. Haven't they wondered why they are hearing the name of a whole Professor and deputy governor to such a noisy Governor for the 1st time after 3 years in office? Majority of Ekiti are tired of this dictatorship and one man show and just keeping quiet to protect their lives and patently waiting till few months time when they will send these rubberducks and their owner packing. Never again.

Tysonkidd:
I'm depressed. I'm thinking of suicide but anytime i remember how my mum suffer for me I always drop the suicidal thoughts. I'm just a 22years old boy, ND holder. I've gone through a lot in my life but now I can't take it anymore. My Dad is not that poor but He has many wives with a lot of children so He don't give a fucck about me. I want to sell my kidney or if someone can help get a cocaine trafficking job. Or anything I'm ready to do anything. I wanna sell my soul to the devil since God has forsaken me. I'm cursed, All hope lost. But I want to help my mum, I want to put smile on her face.

I don't need anyone sympathy and I'm not begging for money all I want is just to sell my kidney or any drug dealing job. I'm AB+, healthy and strong.
I need help please!!!
PM me if you can help me work it out please!!!

UnchangeableGod:
Unrecognized by who? If you don't recognize him, a lot of people do. BTW, how many people in Lagos knew Babatunde Fashola and Akinwunmi Ambode before they became governors?

ninocia18:
PDP still rules and will rule Ekiti State.

Coolbreeze8898:
She's my baby Sister, just wish the Nigeria Army will release me to see my Lil sister before she's buried . Didn't know you will be this popular. It Shoulda been for something good. Adieu my Lil Sis Jenyo Ojo

vickodedon:
Nop bruh. U'r not.. I am

Oluwamuyeewa:
Village girl

jrerico1:
You need weed in your life, I promise you won't regret it

Diablo22:
Oya see your logic
You went out to buy bread and a stranger comes and meet you and says
Baby I love you...

Does it sound pure in your ear.

Oyindidi:
No, you are the guy representing Nairaland with only one white shirt on IG.

DouglasH92:
Dude like seriously, what you are doing isn't cool and it doesn't portray maturity. I know you are trying to show everyone that you don't care about what people say about you but honestly you are going about it the wrong way. You don't portray the attitude and mindset of someone that anyone should take seriously. And what's worse is that you aren't even good looking to begin with and the girlfriend you flaunt isn't that good looking either. You spend money buying ugly Gucci shirts and expensive wine just to post the pictures on Nairaland for people to see. You think this would improve how people perceive you in terms of your financial state but it just reveals how insecure and unwise you are.

Please you are a grown up man. Try and behave more sensibly and more maturely.

fisayodavid84:
What is the essence of playing hard to get gaan self