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It is simple and clear.
Save money, save time and save innocent lives; Just introduce uncompromising capital punishment.

That is the only way, trust me!

All the politicians and leaders know the real solution, but nobody is willing to initiate it.
Why?
Too many are Too corrupt for[b]Too[/b] long

Well, as the president of Nigeria, I will lay a good example by being the first citizen to return stolen money back to the Federal Government of Nigeria.
This action of mine will also send positive message to the entire country that we mean business.
But the problem in Nigeria today is "no one is willing to claim the responsibility" They just don't have the balls and the heart to come out clean and honestly contribute to the elevation of this nation.

We have money and we continue to make a lot of money every single day; absolutely there is no excuse on this planet for having poor power and water supply in country full of all kinds of capabilities like NIGERIA.

Trust me, they clearly know the solution to all our problems, but lack the heart to execute them.

In order for us to move forward smoothly, the car needs a new battery, but our leaders are only focusing on changing the cotton sits in the car to leather sits for their comfort, while they continue to ignore the obvious reason why the car is not working.
But what they refuse to understand is "they can continue to change the car sits for their comfort, but they will also continue to look retarded as long as the car remains stationary"

My point: Our leaders have intentionally disregarded the priority chart or blue print, which is required to effectively and efficiently develop our country; and this is a big shame.

Yes, the president has spoken the word of wisdom, mostly saying what we want to hear, but failed to keep it real.
No disrespect, but war against corruption in Nigerian society will be an everlasting fight.
Why?
This is because corruption has become our ways of life; it is embedded in our soul, it is almost like fresh air that circulate around us. Without it we can not survive.
Therefore, we must be serious with the fight or else the outcome of this everlasting war against corruption in Nigeria will also be CORRUPTION wearing a different face mask and dancing to the same music!

You got it?

This is why I'm confident to continue to say that there isn't any other solution to effectively and efficiently fight corruption in Nigeria better than my recommendation.

[b]Solution to corruption in Nigeria:

I will put together a group of 50 independent delegates from everywhere in Nigeria, with substantial clearances. Their job is to identify each and every government official that stole from 1980 through 2007.
For a successful outcome, names of these individuals will be made confidential. How much each stole will also be determined.

Each individual will be privately contacted; based on how much individual stole, money to be returned back to Nigeria Federal Government will be determined. All identified corrupt individuals have an option to return specified amount of money with absolutely no question or face uncompromising punishment.
Deadline to return this specified amount of money will also be specified.

After the expiration of the deadline, all individual that cooperated will be pardoned immediately by the Federal Government; while the names of the rest that refused to cooperate will be revealed to the public and they will also be severely punished (eg. 20 years in federal prison and all their accumulated properties will be confiscated by the Federal Government).

Finally, our Constitution will be reviewed and revised.
From Oct 30, 2008, any individual caught engaging in any corruption activities (regardless of the scale) will be executed at his or her home town.

I will also announce vigorously to the entire country that scapegoat is desperately needed.
Guys: That will be the end of corruption in Nigeria; and new Nigeria will be born in a very short period.
Then, we will all witness the real career dedicated politicians, while the business politicians/ business police men will dissolve one at a time

With love, Big B1[/b].

Anything else will be absolutely a waste of money, time and an indirect continuation of corruption in Nigeria, trust me!

Dear Friend,

First of all I want you to Know that this is not a
scam mail.Because based on what is going on all over
the internet world people find it very difficult to
believe thing like this any more.if you can guarantee
me from your side your trust and honestly i will be
able to work with you.i will apprecaite if you can
come down your self and see thing for your self before
we proceed and this will make thing clearer for you.

To Prove my sincerity you are not sending any money to
me i will cover the expense down here before the
consignment will leave to you country.

I am Karl U. Newe, a solicitor at law. I am the
personal attorney/sole executor to the WILL of late my
client'who worked as an independent oil Business
magnate in my country and who died in a car
crash with his immediate family on the 5th of Nov
2004. Since the death of my client in Nov, 2004,I have
written several letters to the embassy with an intent
to locate any of his extended relatives whom
shall be claimants/beneficiaries of his abandoned
Funds and all such efforts have been to no avail.

After the transaction has been accomplished 40% will
be for the person involve, 10% for Charity work and
the remaining 50% for me. Please if you feel
interested, I crave your indulgence to please contact
me through this my email address. As I have said
earlier, I want you know that this present situation
now and not take this as a scam mail, all I need is
your help and support so that we can both carry out
this project.

I decided to contact you so that we can talk and see
how we can both put heads together and achieve this.


On this note, I wish to present you to the finance
company, as the surviving relative to the deceased so
that we can put in claims for payment with your name
as the beneficiary of the fund.

I will apprecaite if you can send me the following,

1.Your Full Names
2.Your current Mobile telephone and fax numbers
3.Your age
4.Occupation
5.Your Current address

This will enable me file necessary documents at
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this sum of money in your favour.

I intend to invest my share in your country under
your management in any viable business venture.

I will send you more details as soon as I heard from
you.

Yours faithfully,

Karl Newe

I think we've made ourselve to be worthless in many ways; and this is also one of the reasons why they will forever take advantage and continue to step all over us.
We don't get it.
Folks will only treat you the way you've presented yourself!

Just because our economy standard is currently weak doesn't mean we should debase our value as human being!

inorganic food is not something Nigerians shld be worried about. More people die of hunger everyday in that country than will die of inorganic food poisoning in 10 years

4HIM:

That was a senseless statement!
So because folks die of hunger everyday we shouldn't pay attention to the sources of food that are being made available to the citizens?

I just don't get it; the thinking level of some folks are just sappy!

Please advice on what we can do to make  an average Nigerian to be aware of this danger ? Or should we leave this up to the government ?

First, it is confirmed that the Nigerian government are purely retarded and absolutely useless; hence it is up to us, the citizens to educate each other on what is healthy and what is not.
And I'm proud to state that few things are currently being done regarding eating healthy and living longer in Nigeria. There are couple of shows on NTA that are actually designed to promote and stress the importance of identifying healthy food from poison.

Finally, I also think that in order for this campaign to be effective, we must discover a better strategy to elevate the poverty level of my people.
It is difficult for one to identify healthy food when this individual can't even afford to wipe his or her as s. Hence, it all falls into the poverty level of my people.
We must continue to create job opportunities, educate the citizens, and promote better ways of life, which will automatically increase our lifespan.

You don't expect a poor society to be finicky when it comes to food selection; in this kind of society, folks usually go with the flow and eat whatever is available.

We must also find a way to force our birdbrained government to control the market!

Give IBB a call or email the man or post topics just like your boy, MAMAJAMA; let the man and the world know that enough is just enough.

Just don't sit and    and as usual, show off your balls for once and do something about it.

Even if our actions reduce their (419ers) number by 1%, it is something and a positive movement toward restoring our great image as Nigerians.

I can assure you that the mental state of mind of 419ers will be negatively affected when they continue to get phone calls and emails from fine fellow Nigerians attacking and accusing them of reducing the great image of Nigerians to zero.

Don't just sit and watch, do something about it!

Kobojunkies and Colonia, thanks for posting the letters!

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Contact these pigs and let them know how you feel!

Are you going to cook them first for me?

The Combo of the two (Obama and Hillary) is definitely a touch down.

I heard that at the beginning of the campaign, few months ago, many republicans were desperately pulling for Obama to quickly disable Hillary with the assumption that Obama wasn't competent enough to come close to relocating to the White House.

But guess what? The same knuckle heads were scrambling everywhere yesterday trying to reverse their game plan as Obama continues to pull more crowd from all levels through out United States. Their new game plan is now to lift up Hillary pass Obama and close up every chance that might be available for the [color=Black]black-man[/color] called Obama.

I guess, the red necks are finally smelling the black coffee!

I see an Obama-Edwards ticket to the white house

The possibility is definitely there, but I simply don't think Edward is the right choice; the man is bright, likable and absolutely appealing to some voters, but I find it very difficult to see the fire in his eyes. He seems to be very passive and sissy in some ways.
He has to be upset and emotional for him to bring out the toughness an individual requires to be an effective leader.
He reminds me of McKren!

Hence, I don't think he is purely compatible with Obama.
Obama represents a powerful movement that has no room for a softy; he needs a partner who is sincere, very tough, extremely sweet, purely smart and with enormous experience.
If it is necessary, I think at some point Hillary would realize that VP position isn't that bad for a lady in United States of America. Something tells me that both parties (Obama and Hillary) will merge in a very short time.

OK Romeo,
what should I do with the other nationalities?

Check out Nigerians for yourself in action in Bangkok prison.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVwrFyMdqwI

You're absolutely not in a position to justify my credibility. You think you do, but my friend, you clearly don't know big b1.
Trust me!

Here we go again  and 

Ribadu is history, the man will never again come close to power in this life time. In fact, I have new development regarding your hero, but I will stay focused on this topic and save it for another day.

War against corruption is going well; things are being handled accordingly by professionals who profoundly understand and have complete respect for human rights. Glory be to God, Nigerian constitutions are finally being followed.

The era of one man show (power hungry) is finally dissolved; it isn't about anybody anymore, but about Nigeria as a nation.
If the disposal of Ribadu is the reason why you've presented a salty disposition toward me, my man, you have a long way to go.
My belief is incompressible; Ribadu was a deadly poison that could crumble down a nation into dust. Deleting the  existence of the man-made power given to him illegally still remains the best thing that has ever happened to Nigeria lately.

I can assure you with confidence that corruption in Nigeria will disappear with time and my country will be back on-top shortly.

I think we should think more of the Message instead of the Messenger

Good point!

Please, save the sad stories for another day and just present what you're doing to stop the demons!
You cry too much, you remind me of my ex  

Who ever the cap fit can put it on!

President or VP, Obama remains a winner!

In fact, I will prefer Obama as the VP at this point in time.
The problems on the ground are enormously invisible and fragile at the same time. And this fragility makes things or the recommendation of the democrates profoundly impracticable.
Therefore the next United States president will be under pressure 110% of the time and will also be seen as the guinea-pig. I'm not sure if it is fair for Obama to be placed in this horrible and unbearable position.
When the party starts, trust me, it wouldn't be president Bush's fault anymore.
Furthermore, sometimes "what you ask for could also kill you"

The hidden agenda might not be a bad idea and in fact, should be seen as favorable plan "B" for both parties (Hillary and Obama)
Let us wish him the best!

When those who vigorously advocated the removal of Ribadu because they say "too many are too corrupt for too long" begin to raise threads like this, its not too dificult to figure out how seriously you should take them.

Well done!

Newly revised statistics:

Hausa 45%
Yoruba 45%
Igbo 10%

No need to continue to get ourselves hackled up, it is what it is, we are all free to believe whatever we desire; but the facts are clear and pretty much solid. And I'm confident that the smart ones among us are very familiar with these facts. So chill out and focus on the main issue, which is to discover a suitable strategy to restore our great image as Nigerians.

An Italian friend of mine received 6 of these disgraceful letters just yesterday; the sad part, the guy is not clearly competent in English language, so he decided to forward the letters to another friend who finally confronted me (their wonderful Nigerian friend) with the 6 exciting letters, that promise them the world.
I will not mention the names that were attached to the letters or who picked up the phone when all 6 phone numbers listed were called, but I'm sure that my newly revised statistics say it all. Moreover, I think Romeo, McKren, I-man know who answered the phone calls.

No need to frustrate each other, it is clear that we are not the enemies; the 419ers are the demons, and we must continue to frustrate these pigs and send them messages that enough is just enough!

Profoundly watching the last debate between Hillary and Obama over the weekend for the 3rd time, I've come to a conclusion that these parties have a hidden agenda.

"The winner of the primary between the 2 will  contest as the president while the defeated party will merge with the winner as the running mate (VP)".

I honestly believe that this is their plan and it will also be an automatic touch down for the duo if they do merge at the end of the primary election.
Republicans absolutely wouldn't be able to touch the two!

They are too powerful, too competent, too confident and absolutely on point.

one of the main reasons why Nigeria is at this current position and nothing seems to be done accordingly, is the fact that we are too lazy, too passive and absolutely not courageous enough to fight for anything.
We all expect our retarded government to turn stone to bread without exhibiting any effort as a group to fight for something for once.

I honestly believe that the only people who can effectively rectify 419 all together are Nigerians.
We must all decode and denounce the demons among us.

Point them (419ers) out in the public to all to see. Let these fools know that enough is enough, we are ready to restore out great image.
Nigerians are still one of the greatest, coolest group of people on this planet today.

Obviously, you don't get it!

Romeo:

First, Jakumo is not my cup of tea, but I don't see why he should be called a hater. I do not see what is there for the man to hate. The only thing we should all be hating is the 419ers.
The man (Jakumo) has done his homework to the best of his ability; the best you, Romeo could do at this point is to prove him wrong.

The Igbos should fight for their tribe by vigorously denouncing and decoding the 419ers within the circle, the Yorubas should do the same while the Hausas should also follow.

We all despise the manner which our great image is being dragged on the floor, and our goal should be focusing on fighting this demons together.

FYI: Nigerian businesses all over the world are severely suffering while decent jobs are very difficult to get lately; all because of the greedy unGodly pigs.

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Let these bastards know how you feel!

Again, this has nothing to do directly with Colonial; these bastards email out thousands of fake scam letters on a daily basis without knowing who the receivers may be.

In fact, my friend you could be the next on the list for this month!

I GOT ATLEAST 3 SCAM MAILS A WEEK

@toyinrayo:
Please, go ahead and post all the scam emails, allow real Nigerians to respond to these scumbags.
Use Koran, Bible or anything available to send curse at these greedy pigs.

Even if our actions reduce their (419ers) number by 1%, it is something and a positive movement toward restoring our great image as Nigerians.

@Colonial:
Thanks for the post.

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Very interesting, Hot Funmi.
Absolutely it is not fair to point finger and trust me this is not my goal here.
Few folks over here are just trying to frustrate the situation and turn it into what it's not.

The main point is to frustrate the 419ers regardless of where they are from; we must expose them by constantly harassing these people in everyway that is available.
They need to know and understand the damage they constantly bring to our image all over the world

We must vigorously denounce them and their disgraceful actions publicly.

Hot FUNMI: Economy or unavailable job opportunity is not the main reason for this horrible act. These folks absolutely do not believe in patience or working for anything. You could give them 3 different jobs each at the same time, trust me this will not stop these despicable greedy pigs.
If you only know how much it cost to successfully implement 419 strategy and process; this effort and money could be used to establish self positively, but my people simply do not have the patience for the blessing of GOD.

5 of them (419ers) that were busted in Holland couple of days ago were exposed by another Nigerian. We must continue with this fight together, because this is the only way to restore our great image all over the world.

No disrespect to anyone; a new statistics will be introduced shortly!

Another 5 Nigerians (419ers) captured in Holland last night; could one guess which part of Nigeria these folks are from?

We must all fight 419 till the moon stops shinning!