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Sports / Re: Mason Greenwood Suspended By England Team Amid Rape Probe by BigBellyBurst(m): 7:10am On Feb 03, 2022
This dude is finished.

I was a fan tho. Kai. What a promising career that just got killed off like that.

In the coming years, the football world will quickly forget this guy.

This is a lesson to guys out there who no wan reason with thier heads.

Forget the fact that this happened in a first world country where the society and institutions favour women a lot.

For naija here, girl fit still set you up o, no reason am.

I'm not trying to be the devil's advocate, but just to tell guys go be extremely cautious when dealing with women.

E get why.

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Family / Re: Things Disappear In My House All The Time. by BigBellyBurst(m): 7:50pm On Feb 01, 2022
dionysus7:
otherwordly grin

Bro, are you a Slapped Ham subscriber on YouTube?
Romance / Re: My Engagement Is About To Be Broken by BigBellyBurst(m): 9:49am On Feb 01, 2022
Cock
Politics / Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by BigBellyBurst(m): 12:08am On Jan 24, 2022
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post=109636202:
Mumu Reno and his sets of brainwashed monkeys and swines have taken over social media... just few seconds after the game ended.
Mumu Reno on the loose again!

Their prayers for Nigeria to fail at the Nation's Cup has finally materialized.

His fellow Oloriburukus and idiots are already jubilating, even before the end of the First half.

Na dat hatred for our darling country go kill all of una animalistic swines and cannibals that call Nigeria a zoo las las.

(Quote this post if you are one of such swines.)

Mad and foolish goats everywhere.




They will never see anything good in their miserable and frustrated lives.
Nothing good will ever come their way, as long as it is only negativity they love celebrating.
Anuofias and oloriburukus dem.

(Watch them quoting your comments and yours now,
They will all be unfortunate if they don't stay on their lane, cannibals and bush monkeys dem!)

Na swear, sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians go take finish dem lives one by one.
#Paramode
#FvckAllYa!!
#FoolishInternetTrollsWillAllPerishThisWeek

#DemMamaNoReach
#AwonWerey100%
#AnythingAnything



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If you wanna be unfortunate fast fast and earlier before your unfortunate date, (cos una go dey unfortunate las las cool)
Quote these comments above to type rubbish and watch how how things turn out for you.


Senseless and annoying tins everywhere



You are one of the reasonable and sensible members we have here.
This is maturity at it's peak.
Those Bunch of senseless illiterates could be so annoying mehn!
Just imagine the archaic and illiterate mentality of those fools.


Don't mind the Mumu Reno jare.
Only his senseless swines he keeps turning their heads 360 will pay him mind.
Bunch of nonentities they are.


Fixed : Igbos , not igbos!
We have said that many times here,
Please people should stop mixing the cannibals Igbos and we true, sane, honest and hardworking Igbos.
They are just a tiny amount of our great tribe.
May God punish all ipob terrorists for making other Nigerians say rubbish about the igbo tribe.
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Romance / Re: Why Do The Uneducated Ladies Get Married Before The Educated Ones? by BigBellyBurst(m): 7:48pm On Jan 21, 2022
This is not entirely true. Infact it's not true.
You see those uneducated ones?
Them they fvck like rabbit. (Not in all cases tho)
Yeah they may be submissive and shyte, buh promiscuity dey dia DNA.

The educated ones maybe as promiscuous and it's not even in every case that they may have those qualities u listed above.

It's actually an issue of chosen the lesser of two evils and it's somewhat wierd and foolish for a man to marry an uneducated lady simply because he feels she would give him peace of mind.

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Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie: Two Plots Of Land Not Enough For Me, My Cars, Entourage by BigBellyBurst(m): 2:18pm On Jan 20, 2022
This charlatan.
Romance / Re: Guys, If U Are Not An Alpha Male, Don't Date Any Of These Ladies. by BigBellyBurst(m): 9:33am On Jan 16, 2022
Datboredberry:
There's a difference between self-confidence and self-worth...

By self-confidence, I mean a man who who can easily approach a woman...

Let's assume there's a simp and alpha... And a female boss...

The simp has enough confidence to approach the female boss but she refuses... The simp doesn't back out like the alpha would, instead he over-patronises the boss with hopes of gaining her affections...

He has confidence... But doesn't realise his self-worth
Agreed tho.

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Romance / Re: Guys, If U Are Not An Alpha Male, Don't Date Any Of These Ladies. by BigBellyBurst(m): 9:23am On Jan 16, 2022
Datboredberry:
If you don't have self-confidence... Don't date them...

This has nothing to do with the redpill...

Most Simps can approach these sorta ladies, the only problem is the relationship they would have...

Most Alphas don't have the confidence to even ask their boss on a date...

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The word simp has suffered in the hands of Nairaland's redpillers...

Check up the word in a dictionary
You got it all wrong once again.

Someone who is ready to do anything, I mean anything to make a woman fall in love with him is far from someone that has self confidence.

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Celebrities / Re: Ruth Kadiri To Ladies: Stop Trying To Replace Your Ex After Break Up by BigBellyBurst(m): 9:11am On Jan 16, 2022
dudusky007:
If dem no replace the idiot, wetin person go come do? Well psen break up with u, no think am...just find better native soup with fresh fish eat..u go see say na hungry dey do you not heartbreak
This is actually the best comment I have seen so far in this forum this year.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by BigBellyBurst(m): 6:09pm On Jan 15, 2022
Chukabiz:


Please what club does Simon play for?
Nantes, France.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by BigBellyBurst(m): 6:09pm On Jan 15, 2022
robosky02:



What rubbish

A man that insulted Nigeria?

Dennis should NEVER be invited again to Nigeria


We wish do his matter after now




Goal number ,3


Nigeria 3 - 0 sudan


That slowpoke is going to be Jordan Ibed.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by BigBellyBurst(m): 5:57pm On Jan 15, 2022
The OP should update the scoreline naa.
Romance / Re: Meaning Of Feminism In Nigeria by BigBellyBurst(m): 4:35pm On Jan 15, 2022
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Crime / Re: Enugu Big Boy Caught After Buying A Phone Worth N200k With Fake Alert (Video) by BigBellyBurst(m): 12:45am On Jan 15, 2022
saphiere:
Men and stealing.
Idiot, so u carried your hatred for men into 2022?? I pity the unlucky fellow that would end up with you.

BTW, these so called pained women tagging themselves feminists are taking this to another level to the extent that a particular female in this forum openly expressed her hate and anger towards two twin new born babies because they were males.

God forbid.

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Romance / Re: What Makes A Girl A Slayqueen?!! by BigBellyBurst(m): 7:50pm On Jan 14, 2022
In the real sense of the word, a slayqueen is a lady that has achieved a lot in her field of endeavor despite all odds, eg. Beyonce, Ngozi Okonji Iweala and the rest.

But overtime, the word was overused and misused by airheads.


Down here in Africa, a slayqueen is a woman or a young lady that lives or seem to live a lavish, luxurious lifestyle that is most times, funded by some rich man...

These sets of females are mostly dressed flashy or indecently, and they tend to potray an egocentric, "the world revolves around me" attitude coupled with entitlement mentality.

These girls actually can't stand on their feet without the help of a man, but they are so quick to brokeshame struggling guys or regular guys.

Such girls exists in the western world too, but I highly doubt if they are being termed as "slayqueens" too

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho & Onyekuru Engage In A Play Fight In Cameroon (Photos, Video) by BigBellyBurst(m): 4:51pm On Jan 10, 2022
Na play.

I be guy and I don dey with guys.

We go just dey para for each other u go think say na d real deal, but na play.

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Celebrities / Re: Janemena: My Small Boobs Saved Me From Sex Tape Scandal by BigBellyBurst(m): 2:52pm On Jan 10, 2022
This lady that has been twerking since she dey her mama womb.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: Cameroon Vs Burkina Faso (2 - 1) On 9th January 2022 by BigBellyBurst(m): 7:12pm On Jan 09, 2022
Ekaka1:
Aboubakar 2-1 Vs BFA...
bye bye to BFA...plus red card loading for them angry
Bros dis one u dey vex e be like say BFA don cut ur slippers
Romance / Re: I Blame Girls For The Alarming Rate Of Rituals Nowadays In Nigeria by BigBellyBurst(m): 8:51am On Jan 09, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


if u be BANI or GIRL and u 1 follow G boi



Make sure sey u get KALA



not just ordinary KALA oooo


OKOMBO TESTED KALA



Any MANCHI wey JUNZ or MUMU


just BLAST any of does......


em left leg or em right leg or em BLOKOS



PITOTO PILOLO MANTOTO



WTF MAN

You are six shots deep once again.

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Romance / Re: Young Ladies Beware Of Yahoo Plus Guys by BigBellyBurst(m): 11:04pm On Jan 08, 2022
taneez:



Eyah.. I am in tech now and a female. I make 6 figures in naira and yet there are some collecting dollars.. I am not there yet. Sister tech money is like juju. You will see guys wey dropout from uni earning dollars. Most tech guys aren't bad. I can't say for bitcoin because I know yahoo guys invest in bitcoin. Most tech guys are busy and prudent (some also invest in bitcoins o- Chippercash,quidax, Patricia are into it and they aren't fraudulent). They don't spend money lavishly like yahoo guys so you will know the difference. They are also always busy doing something. You will see their work-codes, design, content. My dear shine your eyes ooo. Tech guys are the new oil workers.

Madam, if you have been on nairaland for sometime, you should know that the moniker you quoted is known to always type total nonsense, as if the person behind the account is either a little kid, or a retard, or some bored Homo sapien looking for attention.

I understand you have the right to quote who you please, but I strongly recommend not to take anything that moniker says serious.

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Family / Re: Twins Born 15 Minutes Apart On New Year Eve, 2021 And 2022 In U.S.(Photos) by BigBellyBurst(m): 5:39pm On Jan 03, 2022
Candidlady:
Explorers gender?
Just feel the hatred in your type up.

We are talking of babies here and you had to go sexist about the whole thing.

You're probably one of those feminists who would propagate the #killallmen movement.

In this life, it's not about falling, it's about falling and getting up as soon as you can. The problem is remaining on the ground when you fall.

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Crime / Re: Vikings And Black Axee Cult War They Just Killed This One PHOTOS by BigBellyBurst(m): 7:52am On Jan 03, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool All D GRA GRA, ALL d WHO GOES U..

R.I.P TO THE DEAD..

GAME is NEVER a PROTECTION.. Amabobi No CULT JAZZ PASS, No CULT STRONG PASS, No CULT JUJU PASS...

People Dem wey CARRY am 4 HEAD in doz DAYS, Dem de 6ft and MANY go STILL join Dem but I no PRAY so..

GAME wey u go JOIN and u no go get PEACE of MIND. U no go fit de one PLACE or even WALKER freely for ROAD, Ur house self u no go fit stay.. Na only wen ur Gs Dem de wit u, na dat TIME u fit feel SAFE, which is not even 100% SAFE...

amabobi no Gain in it.. LAS LAS u go see BANTER, LAS LAS u go still FIGHT and dat FIGHT or BANTER fit b ur last...

If u no COME, u no go KNOW and if dem no Tell u self, U no go fit SEEM..

WTF MAN
This is the most reasonable thing I have ever seen you typed.

I no know say you get sense like this.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like Forming On Whatsapp? by BigBellyBurst(m): 7:38pm On Jan 02, 2022
I normally see this moniker attacking the Gidredpiller's post.

I almost thought he's having it perfect with women.

Oh well, what do I know.

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Romance / Re: Why Mgtow? by BigBellyBurst(m): 3:33pm On Dec 30, 2021
MTGWO and red pillers are two different sets of people, madam.

MTGOW are men who have vowed never to have anything to do with women ever again, be it as a result of them feeling cheated by the society or the radical behavior of today's women.

Red pillers are simply men who have been exposed to the lies the society has fed or has been feeding them about women all these time, and given ways of being one step ahead of women at all times.

Red pillers are taught that women are this manipulative bunch, so men are being exposed to thier tactics and how to evade and outsmart them.

MTGOW and red pillers are two different people. Thank you.

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Romance / Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by BigBellyBurst(m): 3:20pm On Dec 30, 2021
franchasng:
Lol


Honestly my wife seems to be lucky oh cheesy


I have no secret, no skeleton to hide, no nothing



My only little secret is that I love fine girls a lot, especially the ones with big bombom and flat tummy and my wife knows about this and it cracks her up a lot grin



I just keep wondering where Naija ladies de meet all these yeye boyfriends cos I know a lot of quality guys, quality as in financially loaded, success focused, well behaved, no sexual baggage except one or few flings.



And funny enough, most of these type of quality guys full online but our chicks sometimes dont recognize them cos they wanna see Graig David's kind of profile pictures and rich looking environment to measure how successful the guy is before replying his casual DM, but not knowing that truly loaded guys no de too.post pictures online unless posting such pictures brings him more money or more business.


Ladies make una wise up small....even Nairaland is a good place to hook up better guys who have less baggage, i know waaramsayin oh lol, cos when I been de completely single, I full ground here oh de observe lol, so dear ladies dont neglect any location or platform, correct guys are mostly found in strangest places lol



Op pele oh, take heart, better guys full ground, if to say my wife for gree make I marry more wives I for cast my net on Nairaland lol grin



I see polygamy solving Nigeria's marriage and dating challenges, I see Churches encouraging well to do men to take up more wives to close the gap of our brothers that refused to have sense, I see Nigerian ladies gladly accepting polygamy, this I have seen shocked
Something tells me it's a woman behind this account.

There's something about this account that doesn't add up.
Romance / Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by BigBellyBurst(m): 3:17pm On Dec 30, 2021
LilMissFavvy:
Says who? Oga I am not in support of both.
See as you just dey spit fire and brimstone. cheesy
Romance / Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by BigBellyBurst(m): 3:00pm On Dec 30, 2021
LilMissFavvy:
Very sensible comment. Exactly the same thing I keep saying.
I'm very sure you have no issues with lesbians.
Religion / Re: Funke Felix-Adejumo: There Is No Perfect Husband Anywhere, Cover Your Husbands by BigBellyBurst(m): 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2021
That's the reason why a lot of them are single.

They are all looking for perfect men.

Thier exorbitant standards off the charts.

They watch all these Hollywood and Nollywood and Bollywood movies and begin to use those men they see as a standard.

Once they notice you have a shortcoming, they loose interest and the are off.

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Romance / Re: Stop The Calumny Against All Nigerian Women (by B.O.E.) by BigBellyBurst(m): 7:34pm On Dec 26, 2021
Epistuuuuuuu...

I get your point tho
Romance / Re: Men's Relationship Standards For Women Has Declined by BigBellyBurst(m): 6:10pm On Dec 16, 2021
More to this,

As the men's standards of women they want keep falling, the women's standards keep rising.

If a man decides to apply stringent standards like the females do, some people would start shifting uncomfortably (women). Have you ever noticed that when a man is talking about the kind of woman he would love to date or marry, he gets attacked 9 out of 10 times by a female?

I wonder why they get so intimidated by such men who has high standards. You hear them try to demoralize him by saying things like, "if you continue to think like this, you will remain single for a long time".

Meanwhile, they are running around dreaming of dating a guy that lives in the clouds every moment unattacked.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Laments She Is Getting Older And Needs To Be More Responsible by BigBellyBurst(m): 11:25am On Dec 16, 2021
The wall is closing in on her.

The wall is undefeated.

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Sports / Re: Victor Moses Ready For Super Eagles Return by BigBellyBurst(m): 10:31pm On Dec 07, 2021
Austin Ejide,

Obinna Nwaneri,

Seyi Olofinjana and

Yakubu Aiyegbeni too.
angry

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