₦airaland Forum

Yes you will take electricity for granted because you are getting it free from your big brother.

Nigeria never yamutu rather it's because of her unending quest to satisfy "bigmouthed, lazy and overdependent" greedy apams like you and your country that have disfigured her.

Just imagine the yearnings and breaking of head for barely one month of boarder closure.

Empty vessel!

GENEGIRIA:
What is this goat vomiting? how many Shitnigerians have access to toilet? Ordinary electricity sef electricity we take for granted in Ghana is still a big deal in that monkey dump stop yapping crap. nigeria don yamutu stop wasting your time to defend the indefensible

Idle mind vomits the worst shit from his shit hole mouth.

You are producing cocoa yet you can't bost of common water closest toilet.
Please work hard to deliver your people from the use of pit toilet that they enjoy in every house like where kids are enjoying rice and beans.

Ode!

GENEGIRIA:
You know that we Ghanaians are not like you lazy nigerians we work very hard. That is why we are the second largest producer of cocoa in the world? Apart from oil what do you lazy mudder fuggerz produce in your sh1thole? they just gather every month in Abuja, to collect oil money. that’s all they do I guess that is your idea of working hard,huh? Fuelish shith0le Squad

Where is the groundnut pyramids in Kano and other places?

Continue blaming.
Don't go and hustle so that you help yourself and your people.

GENEGIRIA:
Speak for yourself always talking crap. I don’t blame you, sha overwhelming number of Nigerians are jobless kidnapping anything upanddown poverty capital Nigerians and betting are like 5 and 6

Please are you the pastor Amos of Temple TV?

ProphetAmos:
SIMPLE WAYS TO SHOW COURTESY

1. Don't break up with someone over text messages.

2. In case you miss a call, drop a message as soon as possible if you're unable to call.

3. Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is. Don't assume that they don't need it and never make them ask you for it.

4. Don't press your phone or use headphones when someone is having a conversation with you. Unplug the headsets from your ears even if nothing is playing and give them your undivided attention.

5. When using someone else's phone or
computer, Don't go through their stuff without permission.

6. Always leave the last piece (of meat) for the person who bought it unless they insist they won't eat it.

7. Don't use speaker phone to have a two person conversation unless your hand are unable to hold the phone.

8. When someone else cooks for you, offer to help clean the kitchen.

9. If you stay the night at someone's
house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave.

10. Don't let your arguments escalate in public. Find someplace else to continue arguing where others won't feel uncomfortable or interested.

11. If you ask your friends for help with some house work, feed them as payment.

12. When someone buys you food or coffee, try to return the favour.

13. When you borrow someone's car, fill up the tank as a way of saying 'thank you.'

14. Make sure you don't forget to return that book you borrowed.

15. When someone gives you a gift, no matter how small it is or the way it was presented, even if it wasn't up to your Expectation, Just say 'Thank You'.

16. When you have someone older than you who's friendly and makes himself free with you, Speak to them with respect.

17. Don't Feel too big to be corrected or reject good advice because you feel it's your life...
Life is a ring...The next blow can come anytime.

Let's honour ourselves.

Help enlighten the world
DON'T STOP LEARNING!

Keep your blaming ass there while your mates go about making wealth with ease.

GENEGIRIA:
Shut up! nigeria is not even fit to polish Ghana’s shoes big bros, my azz I don’t blame you.

I blame Ghanaian immigration for allowing that smelly thing called Tasha Tacha or whatever to enter their country.

Marriage don suffer.

Is your big bros because you know it and the truth you know shall set you free.

GENEGIRIA:
How is nigeria a big brother to Ghana? Big brother my azz. By the way, do you understand the meaning of big brother! Stop talking crap.

I see

WorWorBoy2:
The GENEGIRIA is a Ghanaian.

Nigeria is no doubt "a big brother to Ghana and other African countries", but these our small brother and sister countries are really showing some good examples than us "their big brother".
Can't you see?

GENEGIRIA:
Tell those your loud mouthed country people that naija is no match for Ghana. Fuckeduppedness Na today?

Bro, I forgot to tell you the most important one, which is the peaceful co-existence between Ghanian Christians and Muslims.
The nation is enjoying peace.

GENEGIRIA:
Is it only in traffic orderliness?

Not only that.

There are other ones like:
* Voting conduct.
* Respect for human life.
* Responsive governance.

GENEGIRIA:
Is it only in traffic orderliness?

My next experience was with an Indian boss.
This time around, he seems so nice at the outside, but indirectly punishes you. For example, he rather pretend to be looking for something and will make you to scatter everywhere, searching for it so that you don't sit down and rest for a minute in the office.

The same thing happens even when he traveled or went for annual leave, he will use the phone to monitor you and make sure you are 24hrs busy in the office. By 8am as you resume, he has already emailed an emergency work that must be done b4 9am. Once it's sharp 9, he is calling you to confirm that you have done it. The next thing is to track a parcel and email it to him b4 10am. After that one, he will tell you that he is expecting so so so and so emails, which you need to monitor and reply b4 12noon. Once you are done with that, he will inform you that some expatriates will be landing at the airport by 2,3pm so you should send a drive to bring them for you to lodge them and make sure they are well taken care of before going home because he wouldn't want to hear them complain.
Oh my God.
You are looking for work, you will see work and get tired.

Mind you, all the above and emergency assignments are additional work load to your normal day to day work description.

The difference between my former Lebanese boss and this Indian boss of mine is that this Indian boss is a gentle man compared to the Lebanese boss, who is always ready to fight any time, any day

Oh!; God saved me from their hands - WISDOM!

I am a winner indeed.

Lol!
My first experience was with a mad Lebanese Boss, who delights in punishment by deducting worker's salaries almost every other day for minor and most times irrelevant things. If you laugh, drink water inside office, etc you attract deduction, which will be effected immediately at the end of the month.

When this wicked man gets annoyed, all the hairs on his head stand up one one like that of an angry dog.
Not just standing hairs, but will raise his two hands in demonstration as though he is already tearing you up like a lion and once he's trying to get himself as the anger is leaving him, what you will hear from his mouth is "SHARAMUTA!"
Later we got to know that SHARAMUTA means prostitude. This old witch of a man has refused to Mary, but changes girlfriends like clothes; and his domestic staff use to tell us that he uses Nigerian girls like dog.
He likes cheap labour as in, using father, mother and children at the same time. You will see a young man telling stories of how his dad served the man all his life under humiliation without any achievement yet he also that started as a shoeshiner and gate boy is still there serving his life out simply because they are given a room in the boys quarter and the man has upgraded him from opening gate to leaning how to drive; and now he is driving him while his mom remains the permanent cleaner in the house all because of fear of the unknown if they should leave the boys quarters. I laugh

Yes. Ghana is ahead of Nigeria in traffic orderliness.

Truth be told.

Don't worry. Imprisonment will remain in your veins till you learn your lessons.

Do you think that I'm a yahoo guy like you?

Don't worry, EFCC is watching. Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner.

It's people like you that are tarnishing the image of this country.

Your eyes will soon clear.
ODE!

yahoosurepass:
you're looking for who you will use for money ritual abi

Choi; see Canadian beards and lips.

Are they mourning?

This ground that we always detest and avoid when ever we are putting on our best apparel has humbly continue to be our immediate succor when ever the unexpected come knocking.

RIP.
You died in active service.

See his excess kiss wild-spread mouth.

Dear Kinsman, your email has been received.

You are the third person that have shown interest and the last person we are going to attend to because the past ones absconded along the line without cogent reason so we on our own side are being extra conscious now.

Without wasting much of your time, please we will need to know where you are coming from, your occupation, purpose of visit and whether you are coming alone.
Thank you.

NB- please give this details here before we proceed as an evidence since there will be no written agreement.

Kinzman:
I'm interested please; thanks.

I wonder o.
Instead of her to have shown every every at once (what remains again).

cRobo:
Congratulations to her

But

Why expose her belle while pregnant

No problems as the deed has been done, but we better begin to care about what we post online because the world is now a global village; moreover the internet does not easily forget.

Lastly, by the time you make a family one day, you will understand better and begin to regret why you even pointed fingers at people's family.

One love.

Thegamingorca:
Bros wetin man go do nah.

It is what it is. Would you be even more amazed when I tell you I really didn't care about what I was posting. Infact I kept on making it up step by step and adding filler content as the comments kept racking on.

My initial post was.



Davido go soon tire for am

Bro, are you this disrespectful? (shoes that will buy her entire father's household to & from ...).

You made a point, but sounded so hateful, disrespectful and wicked.

Family as a sacred institution need to be accorded a little respect.
You vomitted this poo on her family without any regard to her parent and the elderly in that family.

Honestly, I don't know them and I'm not their fan in any way, but I feel that you went too far by vehemently disrespecting that family.
In other words, a direct advice would have be better than a hateful encroachment.

Let's assume that it's your sister that made such mistake so you will kill her and your entire family before correcting them.

Social media!!!

Thegamingorca:
She's a disgrace to all women fighting for the right of being acknowledged as human beings and not mops with oily pussies.

Davido go soon tire for punannni, all men always do; if not now then when she expires. Nah then she go know say she was stupid to have left school and become his trophy. Useless girl, for her mind her destiny and dream since infancy is to straff davido senseless everynight. That's why she now left school. Nonsense, even prince William's wife, the duchess of Cambridge, who will be william queen when he ascends the throne bin still go school. Chioma is A big disgrace to all bossladys.

How can you abandon your life and go and be somebody's baby mama? In this life? Because of wealth and fame that can still wait for you till after you finish.
Even davido father has university kukuma do and enrol there so that you atleast get degree to your name as mother to his male child. You shouldn't put a cart before the horse! I tire for women nowadays. This is not 20th century. Think of how ifeanyi will see you as he grows.

Even David knows the importance that's why he still went back and completed his education.

In this day and age, you ought to have self respect and a sense of self worth to atleast be independent and not to be gumming body on somebody's life because he is famous. Nothing stopped her from prioritizing her education. The porsche, the baby and the endorsements would have still been there. Even the chef reality series sef would have been there to bag and more cos davido would even respect her the more for being a graduate. If all hell breaks she for don get wetin to fall back on. Thats what pride, dignity are for and not your life would be associated with some superstar for the rest of his life as his wife. She should strive to be chioma the superstar or something nice too. What if davido dies tomorrow. Will she stupidly now go to school or continue his music career for him? How will she afford to give her son quality stardom life that he deserves assuming davido leaves her with nothing. Will she go and marry his father lol?

She had better be productive that way she would make Davido Chase her for the rest of her life for fear of loosing her to someone better.

Imagine the fear she must go through daily, knowing that davido may leave her. Mark my words, her son will call her a gold digger if she doesn't do something fast. Rubbish look at how she has relegated herself to be a milk factory and full time housewife. What happened to her own ambitions and aspirations? Do they matter? Or you simply didn't care cos no one asked you?

Seeing her wear these fendi shoes makes me hate the fact that she is shamelessly flaunting davido's wealth. Something she herself will never buy for herself even if she has the money. Why can't she try to flaunt her own wealth. Shoes that will buy her entire father's household "a to and fro trip" to Dubai! It's not wise. Chioma pls go and finish school. Pls don't be a sheep or somebodys toilet paper because he's famous. Be a human being. Be you, chioma


I dedicate this 100likes to the sane ppl out there who can see truth in a den of thorns. to those calling us hypocrites...just pray davido doesn't get Fed up before she goes back to school

Yes o, bro.
Was just joking.
Thanks.

Welcomme:
The OP na woman..

Who chose you?

My friend, please don't be deceived as to deceive others.

After all heaven helps those who help themselves.

When you become sick, don't go to hospital. Paste stickers on your sick side and lie still on your bed.

Confused nigga.
I pray for your spiritual eyes to be open.

CreepyBlackpool:
Everything you write their is complete bullshit.


The only way to truly stay safe is by using anoininting oil and holy water. Buy and drink plenty of them. Bathe in them so you'll be invisible to criminals. Plaster your car with church stickers to make it bullet proof and able to electrocute criminals.
And if you get kidnapped, tell the kidnappers your name and add the suffix Chosen so that thunder from heaven will strike them all.

That is the only true way to stay safe

Please don't tell us that you are eyeing the tunnel.
Their life, their choice.

ola33t:


I always feel pity for women in compound marriage of paedophilic-polygamy especially a special peculiar case of hers, where voodooic incisions would have been used to tattoo her pubic region, she would be left with no other choice than to employ the use of a cucumber to satisfy her underbleeped life, because no other man must enter the tunnel the king has entered.

Her cheek is becoming too oboish, as in OBOCHEEK=Obochic

But that's the best love story naah .
Please don't mind me.

midnighter:
Chai, you are wicked

Seriously bro, you need to change such mentality of generalisation because all male are not same and all female are not same.

Dickson25:
....but seriouly boss this ur thinking dey bad. Is better to help both male and female but most importantly ur fellow guy. Godforbid u find urself in difficult situation thats when u will knw that some ladies are heartless and wicked. But ur fellow guy will never forget the help u once offend him no matter how long it takes. Thanks

This is your cross for now because wifey have to see it before it will go so that when you begin to feel bossy tomorrow, she will remind you that she married you under this condition (craw-craw body).
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Habitual remark:

Papa - Helen!

Helen - yes daddy!

Papa - please go and buy fruits for me.

Helen - dad, here are the fruits.

Papa - I sent you for fruits and you brought all these things.

Helen - yes dad, they are all fruits (mango, orange, etc)

Papa - before I close and open my eyes, you have gone back to get my fruits.

Helen - please dad, here are your fruits (lots and lots of papaya)

Papa - Weldone my beloved. That's y i love you.

RIP to the dead.
Weldone to the bereaved.

In the beginning, they started well. Along the line, they started loosing it.