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sseniourman: imagine wetin Sexkillz ban me tll 2041.
after my apology letter

Young man, is ur entire life dependent on Nairaland? Grow up abeg.

Somebody shld check d status of her relationship wit her boyfriend, the paddy fit dong break her heart.

hikmoj: if na gulf oil money babangida embezzl which one concern naija 4 dat ?no be dem arab pple go hold am?bros correct urself sharp sharp

Wat do u knw abt oil money windfall of 1992 courtesy of the gulf war between Irag,Iran,kuwait n America. Or perhaps u were not born then.

Package me and send to her just for a nite. She will love u forever?

As an event planner in which i am, the following breakdown shld see u thro in an average nigerian marriage. Tradition marriage plus payment of dowry and sundry expenses will gulp N450k. Note dat most homes do handle everyting in the trado, in such a case consider urself lucky because d expenses on entertaiment will not fall on u. But to be on d safe side budget atleast N450k. For white wedding propper, this is d breakdown, wedding gown N40k to N50k, wedding ring N30k to 50k, cake N30k, drinks n food N150k, reception venue like field is usually cheaper N20 to 30k. Dj N15k, decoration N50k if in an open field, if in a hall N70k. Reception hall N120k, compare dat wit a field. Souvenir N20k note dat u cld be supported by friends wit more souvenir. Mc N10k. Programme N15k. Note dat people will volunteer to assist u in some gray areas which i hav not listed here. If u need more info on dis and hw to help u plan a cashless wedding anywhr in Nigeria.

Do not use Jesus for jokes, He is not ur mate, He is The King of Kings and Lord of Lords

Op, it is a sin, wat has light got to do wit darkness? Islam is evil and all moslems are worshipers of idol. By wishing them happy sallah you r simply telling them dat they r worshiping a true God. There is only one God, there is only one Jesus Christ who died for mankind. Never get confused, dis has nothing to do wit living in peace wit ur neighbour or friend, its about Edifying n exalting Jesus Christ above every other man-made gods.

Do not find fun in joking wit the holy Bible. This is the word of God and not of man.

Its a revenge game, we want to wipe out d entire north.

Akshow: abasi ubong! I cover we players with the blood of bros J.

guy, Jesus is not ur mate. Stop the silly joke. Unamikot

My guy mas.turbation is a sexual sin. In the process of stimulating urself u picture some nude girls in order to help boost d pleasure. Lustful tinking is a sin, because mas.turbation starts wit lustful tinking. Pray God shld help u out of it because dat ting na long ting.

I want mad oooo, see passes

I dong mad see gooaaaallll

Currently am on ban frm politics section. Simply because i defended Gej frm the smelling mouth of yoruba bigots.

Idiok aboy nam mkpor sung sung. Uwanghake?

The name shld be changed frm '' Corps'' to something friendly like National youth Brigade. Corps is stiil d same as corpse. Corps means dead body. Haba! Make we change d name jor.

Guys love girls dat r blue in colour, guys loves girls wit oversize pant. Guys loves girls wit smelling mouth, on a good day it cld scare mosquito

At least ur freedom is not in vain, u are doing ur job

otijah: like ur post or no like ur post, Ethiopa is destined to loose the match. Say amen by liking the post

Ur own no sweet u be copy copy. Ewu

Mafia Man: His father that died in London while Femi Fani Kayode was fvvking Bianca?

How many ibos are in the north? How many Yorubas are in the north?

Even ojukwu asked you to vote for IBB(his slave master) against Jonathan. Ibo people are the most useless people of all time.

Yoruba people r underdogs in Nigeria's politics. Apart frm obasanjo who else frm yoruba has tasted presidency? And for records, yoruba people are known for ra.ping their children. Obasanjo ra.ped gbega's wife. Fani kayode slept wit his two daugthers, ur dead faather slept wit ur younger sister i can prove it i hav the facts. The list is just too long.

Ethiopians will looooose d match if u like dis post

No to Revolution, Yes to disintegration. I represent Niger Delta republic, whr Donald Duke will be the president.

As for me i want the break up. Let '' The People's Republic of Niger Delta'' spring up. Lets use our oil money and turn d place to Dubai. If u r for Nigeria's break-up like dis post.

Dis white dude always tink we r foools, let him go back to Belgium for all i care. Or can still go back to England for all he cares.

Op if u have hot water pls use it wisely on her face. She is sleeping wit ur husband and perhaps trying to move in hence the reason why she inspected every corner of the house. And to prove it all, ur belove husband saw nothing wrong in her moving round d house. Op does ur house look like an amusement park or museum? Pls secure ur marriage now else u will cry like a baby wen she succeeds. One question, can u also bring ur ex to move round d house in dat manner?

Op if u have hot water pls use it wisely on her face. She is sleeping wit ur husband and perhaps trying to move in hence the reason why she inspected every corner of the house. And to prove it all, ur belove husband saw nothing wrong in her moving round d house. Pls secure ur marriage now else u will cry like a baby wen she succeeds. One question, can u also bring ur ex to move round d house in dat manner?

Idi Amin: Go and spit on that half man you call a husband. I call him a half man because only such a fellow can tolerate a rabid dog like you at home, not Idi Amin jnr.

Which half husband? The idiota is not even married to a midget let alone a half man. She is a gutter girl, and no reasonable man wld want to live wit her offensive punany.

berem: Tell your unmarried sisters to look for husbands. I don't need an extra one.

They r all married. Go and wash ur punany well, the offensive ordour frm it is enuff to send suitors scampering for fresh air to breath. Stop insulting d President and u will never be insulted by me. Swine

Gbawe: Contribute to the thread and leave the lady alone. She made her own contribution and all you can do is attack her small-mindedly.

Tell the little ignoramus of a lady never to use foul words on our President. That was d reason for my attack. A position His faather can never reach in life. As for u Op, learn to mind ur business and stop being d selfmade gentleman. Dats rubbish