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[quote author=190-the-clown]she carry front she carry back she too package

I cant leave her . .. Im loving u aaa!![/quote]u r so on point dude.

tosan200: Tell me more

and what more do u want to hear?

Have dated this beautiful lady who happens to be my fiancee for over four years now. Vertually everyting has been working out well wit us and i can tell u she is the best wife i can spend my life wit. Her unique qualities are so overwhelming including her family background. Her parents are mordernised disciplinarians wit strong value for the word of God and holy living. Well, let me hit the nail on the head. The issue is this, whenever am playing or close to being in an uncompromising mood with any other girl my fiancee will suddenly call my phone thereby distracting me and bringing my sense back to order. There was this incident that happened a year ago, i received a call frm a female old school mate who wanted seeing me urgently which i knew very well was coming for a showdown or call it marathon Bleep. so when she came around her body language was clear enough for me to decode her needs. We hav been good friends way back in the University but never intimate. When the lady put a knock on my door simultaneously my phone rang and this was my fiancee calling'' Hello Dearie am in a cab right now please am very hungry hope you have food in d house'' i was so confused dat i thought of the best lie to offer my visitor. I was able to tell my visitor that my Dad just called instructing me to run an emergency errand for him. Thats how i disappointed my visitor. Now within the past 3months my fiancee has called more than 10 times whenever am with a girl. Am not promiscous and have never cheated on her and will never do, she can also attest to that but why is she always calling when am wit another girl chating tings that could lead to ........ . Yesterday's case was so shocking that i had to call her and tell her all i have been experiencing. I was with a Lady Youth Corper who suddenly started professing her undying love for me, who even advised me to get married to her that her people wouldnt demand much. Then the next ting was a call from my fiancee who only wanted to brief me that she was back from Church, and proceeded to ask where i was and what i was doing? I coundnt help but told her evryting and then asked her if she has a spiritual eye because she always appear innocent of all this happenings. Well we laughed over , i even teased her by saying that her spirit loves me more than she does hence always protecting and evious of the people i hang out with. Pls has anyone experienced a coincidence of this magnitude? For the records this coincidence has repeated itself over 20 times within the four years we ve dated. No insult please just relate ur experience if u have one or rather throw in an advice. Mod pls i need a handful of response to calm myself, help put it on front page tanx.

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Op wen u r equally begging us to visit ur blog. :p

johnmartus: punch again am never heard a good news from them R.I.P

shut up jor, must u comment?

It is even easier for Osaze Odiwingie to become d president of Nigeria than Buhari or APC

Gej is d best President ever produced. His letter was just simple masterpiece. Nobody or group of persons can stop Gej frm 2nd term. In Gej i stand.

Saraben: please I need help on how to make gud meat pies and cake( not queens cake ) for Xmas. pls can anyhow help me wt d recipe and accurate measurement? thanks in advance

Contact me at ekwere316@gmail.com

stelaar: If for the love and respect of the dearly departed who died in 2011 because of jonathan's Election...he should think of the possible damage and mass murder that may occur in 2015 and let peace come above his ambition to run. His name would go down in history books as the most respected president if he decides not to run.

God punish u.

Cant dis young northern foool be arrested for such an inflamatory piece of shit by Nigerian e-police? We need to arrest some people who threaten the unity of Nigeria on any social media.

A clear case of serial madness

mysticgal: i watched stv this morning and saw her speaking,and i asked myself some important questions,but one thing is sure;zuriel is going far!!!!!!!!!!!!

Questions like why u started fvcking early.

Akpa ife: Mr man stop using d word lol

Is a satanic word

How satanic is d word? Explain pls

Josab4life: What if he honoroubly steps down come 2015, wouldnt that make him a more better president? Is he not also nursing his aambition at d xpence of millions poor naija people. Gej remember that when u develop too much thick skin, it turns to cadaver. Dead meat.

Must u talk? Swine

payless: Jonathan is an uncharismatic dofus of a president. He wouldn't have anyone around him if he wasn't the president or if there was no money in politics. He inspires nobody except the chest beating experts from the East and oil bandits from the creek. I can see Jonathan dying like Samuel Doe or incarcerated like Lawrence Gbagbo.

A status ur useless farther cldnt achieve n will never achieve. Small rat shut up n stop rubbishing d President. U fvcken tribalist

[quote author=Ken_Jak]Let that Jonathan talk by himself atleast he's not deaf or mute.[/quote]Small rat shut up, wat do u knw abt institution of government?

[quote author=tobex_23]She is such a PORK!! Don't go and peacefully tell jona to resign before we kick you folks away[/quote]And ur useless morther is a swine.

khamas19: ...iya ode...mtcheww....

Ur morther is ode also

[quote author=sweet-tease]
Be nice jor[/quote]I resemble ur boyfriend?

Op, wat do u want to hear? U r a fooool. Nonsense topic

[quote author=truth.com]The same way they will kill all your family one day![/quote]ediot i will kill ur stoopid fatrher

bigsheg: ...What is Nairaland turning into?Mods why didnt you hide this comment! i aint a muslim but guy i must confess,your an IDIOT...

u little rat, i tink ur morther is an ediot and not me. Swine

Kairoseki77: What a sickening show of hatred from fellow Nigerians.

Innocent people are dying, and you are cheering because they are Muslims.

God will punish you.

God punish ur faather

free2ryhme: And we say we have a president? Mstchew!!!

Hey shut up

donphilopus: Nigeria should also try and do the needful, before they perish there!

Besides, do we not have ambassador representing us there?? Why would they say they are not aware?? They should better try and do something now, before it's too late.

No single plane shld be sent to those ediots,they wanted to fight let dem fight, they thought dis is Nigeria whr they kill and go scotfree. I wish i was there to join hands and kill all those rat looking musllems

Gej is not a serious man. I regret campaigning for u. Why not sack dis ediots to set future example

It is now very clear dat somebody somewhr is sponsoring dis strike. Perhaps a northerner. If not, whr wld they hav gotten such money to squander? Abeg dis strike na political jor. If not, why is it dat most southern universities hav resumed and none frm d north?

medjai: Do you know that it's incorrect to say "more better"?

Do u knw dat u r suppose to replace some of this ASUU lecturers?

I drove around d school dis morning it was actually looking busy wit lecturers seen everywhr trying to escape frm d usual hold-up at d maingate. Kudos to all Malabites n Malabresses.