₦airaland Forum

babythug:
Dinner!

Animegirl:
I wonder why men always claim we're the bad ones in any given situation.

Anyway.

To be honest your girl gat wisdom. If a guy gives me his phone, I go straight to his message and weigh is bank account. Then I move to his pictures, just to check where he has visited like(abroad), so that I can press button very well.

Op, you won't be crying here if your account wasn't dry like sahara desert. Is not by force to marry, let the girl know who you're, everyone is an hustler.

I don't know why broke Nigerian men complain the most.

Nvestor02:
I know new castle won't Bleep up.
They are waiting for die minutes before shocking you.

whytediamond:
Imagine a neighbour prying into my privacy, asking me personal questions with so much confidence.

I began to wonder how we got here. The audacity. This is a neighbour that doesn't give 2 fvcks about my business 5years as neighbours.

GreatAdvice:
Maybe your mom doesn't have a great attitude. You see good customer service is very important in any business. Tell your mom to greet people even if they are younger than her, tell her to smile more and learn how to crack jokes and her business will turn around. Maybe she's always frowning her face and acting entitled. Tell her to watch YouTube videos and learn how to smile and crack jokes. Goodluck.

Coldie:
One self contain will be housing close to 10people.
One house would be accommodating over 100 people not to talk of those people who are homeless who sleep in peoples shops and inside keke napes at night

Kriss216:
Nice.


But, this is the Ibadan we love and cherish.

Cashio:
Always be wary of people you barely know feeling so comfortable and coming too close around you. Most times, they are after something and once they get it, they disappear...please be observant. Don't feel so relaxed about this guy.
Myself, once I meet new people, I tend to observe their personality and once we don't match, especially if you are the overly friendly type that is always seeking for people's faces, I tend to avoid such people because they are always green snakes.

jubrilELsudan:
LOL TRUST ME THERE ARE MORE RATS IN YOUR HOUSE.

IN MY HOUSE I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE RAT....NOT KNOWING THAT I WAS SEEING DIFFERENT RATS ON DIFFERENT DAYS.

I KILLED THE FIRST ONE AND KEPT SEEING ANOTHER ONE.

IN A SPACE OF 3 MONTHS I KILLED A TOTAL OF 29 RATS.

THE RATS NOW ARE VERY SMART....THEY LIVE WITH YOU QUIETLY WITHOUT MAKING ANY NOISE OR THEIR PRESENCE SEEN......THEY ALWAYS MAKE SURE THEY MOVE WHEN EVERYONE IS ASLEEP OR NOONE IS IN DA HOUSE AND THEY CARVE OUT A SAFE ROUTE IN YOUR HOUSE WHICH THEY USE TO NAVIGATE UP AND DOWN WITHOUT DITECTION.


IF YOU HAVE A GOOD NOSE...YOU WILL ALWAYS SMELL THEM WHEN THEY AROUND.

ITbomb:
Which biz you dey do to give you 1k everyday after all expenses

emetisuccess:
Villarreal will shock Liverpool. They just need one perfect counter then the problem is solved. They are very good with smart passes.

001spice:
just the crap u dnt knw shit bout me.am a core chelsea fan bt since am out of the ucl then no other english club should take it. That my own. I dnt give a damn

NaijaCars4sale:
This match is really tough

Biggcake:
A girl of 4yrs in my compound who is always coming to gist with me while am washing my car, suddenly accused me of having five guns.

So I was baffled because of the seriousness with which she attached to the whole accusation.
Then I jokingly asked her "if you are asked in the police station, what will you tell the police"?.

Her answer "I will tell the police that I saw five guns in your house that day that I came with my brother to charge our torch light".

On hearing this detailed accusation, na so blood dry for body.. coming from a 4yrs old girl.

Can one ever escape from such an accusation?

babythug:
Rice and fish plus some ewedu

Alexas58:
Some will think it’s bed for laying down…
Lol
It’s nursery bed to raise up smaller plants before they’re transplanted to the main farm

yuzjet:
Go and ask your parent how your reasoning faculty is in shambles.

yuzjet:
So, you think everyone on this forum are in trenches just like you and your generation?

yuzjet:
Calling portable a talented singer is an insult to African Music.

Bolaji26:
I once won 3.4m from betting with 700 but because I was addicted to it that time and looking for 4m to balance my plans, I come use d 3.4m carried Chelsea to win at 1.13odd.

Na so i lost the money.


Till today, I no dey go near betting again and na beg beg i dey beg for money now

habsydiamond:
Chicken better pass turkey ooo.. Turkey meat get big big bones and na the bone dey carry most weight of the kg oo... Atimes for one cut of turkey the small meat wey u go see for the body no fit reach two mosquitoes..

AsomArchitectNG:
Just few weeks of breaking up another guy have shifted her clitoris up.. Chaiiii