₦airaland Forum

It's not your fault I guess...

The systems was just built to favour few people...
Just be glad you ain't in debts, you not sick, and your family are healthy...

I will advice just keep hustling.. and be prayerful.. if possible.. consider fasting as part of your monthly routine from now on.... and remember... always help the needed... no matter how small... and stat faithful to God and your family...

With time... God will manifest and Upgrade your life...

Don't loose focus pls...
God bless

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

Congratulations... and I'm happy you hav a aunt that thinks about you and value your life...

Pls if you know you are a wayward person... is better you tell your aunt to just give u money and invest in Africa... because if u travel to the state and you don't behave... you won't be only putting ur self at risk....

You aunt may loose everything from the government..
Currently she will stand as your guarantor and possibly releasing her own immigration documents to bring u in... if u mess up and cops pick u for an offence... your aunt may not balance in the state anymore....

So pls... sit down and think about this before you move..

I pray when u land here.. you will be a good example and your family will be proud of you in the coning future

Goodluck
God bless

Rip legendary

Elumelu and Otedola should be calming down...

I dont want both of them to drag dis thing...



I'm coming..

saintruky:
IT skills like?

DevOps
Ui/Ux design
Many more

If the FG fix the country...

It's pretty obvious we won't hav experts running away from the country... some people are moving because they don't hav choice...

I pray Nigeria get it right oneday

Top 4 is certain

We need a new more defender in the summer

Good news

Shedrack777:
the reason i said what i felt is because the yorubas don't also use cray fish, smoked fish, okporoko, and stock fish to cook because they dislike them. so why emphasising only on the pepper which the yorubas love but disliked by igbos?

Majority of the yorubas cook with Cray fish, smoked fish and okporoko... but it's not really common in dia kitchen store or fridge... this are items they add to soup like 2 times a month... so generally dey don't dislike it...

g17prinz:
I am currently in my final year in the university studying sociology. What are my chances of migrating to Europe or Australia with 3.5M?
And what skills are in demand abroad that I can learn in 2 years? I need advice and suggestions, as I don't like the way this country is going.

IT skills... start learning now
Get more funds to get you started

Weldone bro

efelicity:
When it comes to the issue of relationship everyone has their own spec, this is mine.
- She must be tall but slightly shorter than me.

- She must have a Masters degree in Law or Medicine and Surgery.

- She must have written UTME once and scored at least 398/400.

- She must know how to prepare foreign dishes.

- She must be submissive and even when I slap her she will thank me

- She must not have body odour/bad breath(halitosis).

- She must be a born again Christian.

- She must not have crushed on anyone.

- She must be a virgin

- She must be providing 70% of what we eat in the house.

- She must not greet or look at any man and failure to do so will attract a punishment of 200 frog jumps.

- She must wash my cloths and bath me too.

And the last but not the least, she must be fair in complexion with her natural skin like that of Michael Jackson.


Qualified and interested candidates must pay the sum of N500, 000 and provide 15 passport photos taken less than six months ago.


Interested candidates should dm.

Goan get one from Chatgpt

Like if the statement is true

Share if the statement is false

RoyalUc:
Wow! So, people actually apply for Nigerian Citizenship?

I'm impressed.

Yea... People who work in Nigeria permanently and people who hav Nigerian spouse as citizens

Mummyimbecile:
you are a wise man, bro, skill is just the best.

When I was in Nigeria, I learned copywriting, and later on, I ventured into web development and design...these skills helped me in Nigeria and eventually when I migrated to the United States.

To me, learning a digital skill is just the best.

Yes oh.. Your digital skills will put you in front in northern America

Naturally food cheap for Northern nigeria

Bet shey water dey inside dis orange so

If Itel was a presidential candidate... I will vote him or her...

This brand just love helping people out every time

God will continue to bless the owner and organisers

balo777:
First off, the sucide was a joke. I would never do such. But I really need help What is a man without his dick?

I'll start from the beginning.

As a child, I used to be very anxious, it's even worse now that I'm a grown man. My anxiety can be so bad that my heart will be beating super fast like I want to die. This even happens when I'm with a woman, or when my woman tell me she's coming on so-so-so date. I've tried breathing technique but it doesn't work.

When I wake up in the morning, I get normal erection, say thirty minutes, after urinating. But when I'm with a woman, I can't perform. The only time I get effortless erection is in the morning. Every other period it's not so easy, and especially before sex.

I used to rely on drugs to help me. But one day, even Viagra failed me. Although, the anxiety was through the roof on that day and I had weak erection that can't penetrate. But when she left, after some hours, my anxiety level went down again. This happens with every girl. I usually don't have sex drive, in fact, it's only when I wake up I do.

I've failed my girlfriend. Although she's been understanding and told me she'll stay if I can find a solution to this.

From test to medicine, what can I do?

You don't need medicine.. you need a teraphist...

Few sections a week can control ur mental state.. you don't seems like someone with medical issue... na just ur brain playing toy with u...

Remember when u are with a female... always tell yourself you are in control... if u don't... den u will feel valuable

Hmm

After youth services... don't expect much... if you get a job.. you are very lucky...

2 best option

Starting learning skills.. Digital or hardware
Apply for a less paying job for survival...

You will get frustrated but you are a Nigerians... you will survive...

Las las you will get a better job someday

lishman1010:
A big Amen to you!!! Do remember me though if you first me reach,.

Amen!!!!
Hav got you bro!
Amen!!!!!

dustmalik:
So, humans are still getting married even in the year 2023... Interesting.

Bet how u won take hav kids?
Abi na surrogate level

stopthecycle:
So my elder brother just got married to the Love of his Life. I got to know his wife's family about two months before they got married. The lady has a younger sister who is super attractive, intelligent and nice. We've been talking for a long time and got close and we really like each other.

But I feel we are doing something wrong. Is it okay to date my Sister in law? Some people keep telling g me it's a taboo. I need advice...

No worries dating your sister inlaw...
But this kind of dating is not a regular dating partner you mess around with...

However u treat her in the relationship will be open to the family and if u mess her up.. ur bros wife may never forgive again...

So, think before u go for it

Is it chop and clean mouth or real relationship?

I'm the next

I will take over everything in the next 5 years

I attended one interview back in Nigeria... a top high school in lagos.. half of the teachers are white.. probably Americans or European not sure...

I dint expect the school to be a top level school I guess I dint research enough online.. I quickly realised I could hav prepared more for this interview...

One by one, dey started calling applicants.. got to my side.. I was asked to talk about 3 questions... they choose dat questions demselves in C/S..

Was able to talk about two... the last one.. I actually knew the topic well but was really uncomfortable because I felt I dint do wot I'm suppose to do best before coming..

So I gave the wrong answer... not totally wrong but I mixed up rong explanation. .. they where like wtf bro.. is dis wot u want teach our students... pls go home and read very well before u attend interviews... I was so upset, I left and I begin to blame myself why I dint ignore the interview... anyway the experience made me a better person today... it was like a wake up call for ma career

Na so Afghanistan start...

Nigerian should explore neighbouring countries like Benin republic...

Very low cost of living

Spiritualsdeeps:
You are Amazing and Outstanding then. Very Few Men May not be able to do this...

Thank you

clockwisereport:
can you please recommend one for me?

Just Google it... I'm not using any... but I know its online...

They are Spanish speakers that helps people with language and they earn from it...

Just google

Spiritualsdeeps:
Pastors ,Holy Holy, Bible say this, Bible say that, Alfa, Quran say this, Quran say that... I hear you oooooooo.

But no be Everyone gets that Spirit that would make them get stick to just one dick or Woman throught there life time


One Year, Two Years, Five Years, 10 years 15 years, 20 years.. The same dick, the same woman.. Have you ever for once gets tired?

Rice everyday for many Years, Whether Jolof, Coconut rice, White rice, Brown rice, Fried rice.. Rice na rice ...

Oga/Madam ,Have you ever for once gets tired?

Pretenders, Unrealistic ,You are all welcome

I don't think I can ever feel that...
You need to see your wife as your precious asset...

I take care of her everyday and I fancy her romantically like I just met her

clockwisereport:
I don't have anyone who speaks spanish around me. I live and work in Enugu

You can go online and subscribe for a Spanish speaker interaction


But in not sure it's free sha

Anyway... just keep learning d way u can and watch more Spanish movies

Research facilities across the country
Teaching hospitals
General hospitals

clockwisereport:
No. I went far. The more I learnt, the more I forgot what I learnt

To learn new language you can't just be practicing like you reading for exams..

You need to intract with people that speak the same language... that will only help you learn fast and never delete away from ur memory

clockwisereport:
I learnt Spanish. I later forgot everything

I guys you stopped learning at ur basic level