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oluwaseyi0:
Why so many crashes from US military training

System hacked or something

richiemcgold:
I've been saying this for donkey years that Nigeria is not as rich and financially bouyant as many Nigerians think we are.

..in a nutshell, Nigeria is a poor country with massive potentials

I think generally I will say Nigeria is a rich country.. just that this wealth are stolen daily and its difficult to see where its going... also.. we only depend on natural gas/crude oil.. I believe if we explore other resources like the gold, Iron ore, Coal Limestone, Uranium and so on... then we can be considered rich if we really exports this resources and use the funds for normal things...

And I will say we are rich individuals as a citizens..

Atleast 8 out of 10 Nigerian man has a standard house of his or her own

Atleast 5 out of 10 Nigerian man has his own car or can afford one..

Nigeria is third japa country in the world moving to the UK... tell me how many African countries citizens can afford around 15m each to move abroad to study...

One thing I love about this government...

They have got balls! Let us be calm and see what they have to say

When we are ready we will offer Okocha and Kanu Nigeria seniors team job...

We need people with experience
People that knows and understand our own people

planetx:
You can remain in the US forever with a green card, just need renewing every 10 years. 3 years if still married and 5 years if not married for citizenship.

Your green card expires after 10years.. then you decide if you wanna exit the country or renew... so dere is nothing like staying forever...

Love800:
Whats the difference between greencard and citizenship?

Greencard is same thing as permanent residence.. that allows you to remain in the country for about 10years.. you can work full time, travel out the US and do business in the US... (after 3 years of getting a green card... you apply for citizenship)

Citizenship is status of being a citizen of the US.. it comes with US passport.. you can remain in the country forever and even vote for any political elections..

Federal Republic of Dey Play

Blitzking:
thank you very much appreciated

Also.. if one of this ur old schoolmate parents are citizens or greencard holder.. then ur mate will be able to quickly join the US military with dere parents documents filing...

How are politicians like diapers?




They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

Blitzking:
Been seeing some guys we schooled together in the university though in different departments joining the US army. I don't know how a Nigerian born in nigeria schooled in nigeria but joining the US army..how did dey become US citizens to join the US army without marrying an American woman.if u av an idea kindly share my youngest sibling she wants to join the US army.

One way or the other.. this your old school mate have been able to secure a greencard probably from a secret marriage or they are lucky to get a document after dia study in the States...

You have to be a greencard holder or a US citizen to join the US Enlisted services,
You must be a US citizen to join the Officer service..

akingangan:
People are selling all their belongings to migrate to dying economies abroad with no jobs.

The Nigerian government should start creating awareness campaigns to educate Nigerians that the grass is not greener abroad.

If anything what is going on is like modern slavery where people are schemed into going abroad doing care jobs like cleaning bum and taking care of old and special needs people.

Still, the earnings from these jobs will be taken from them through high rent, taxes, and penalties.

People have died due to these harsh conditions

People are living in horrible conditions with several families living in the same house and sharing everything including the toilet.

The typical rent in London for one month is the rent for a nice house in Lekki for 1 year

People are renting rooms in houses to live in

People keep to themselves and usually, when a new Japa arrives they think their extended families are hostile not knowing that people keep to themselves due to work and living conditions.

Reality sets in after a while when it has become too late to undo all that they've done and sold to make the move

If people know the realities of these conditions they will not sell all their properties to travel abroad into the unknown

Nigeria is a good country if we can stop complaining and focus on the job of building the nation to its full potential.

The UK has made about $50 Billion from Nigeria in the past 2 years alone and taking unimaginable amount of skilled manpower away to be used in menial jobs

I don't blame the western countries for opening their doors to Africans... Nigeria government is actually the cause for all dis...

20years to 10years back.. dere is nothing like japa japa.. but now.. they hav damaged the country to the extent no one wanna stay any longer again...

They will borrow billions from world bank and share them among themselves...

You will apply for jobs and they ask you who your God fathers is...

All this mess is literally pushing Nigerians out of the country...

Is that mission really necessary...

My country is not safe anymore

Same party blaming the same party

Dey play records

beekind:
I am the 2nd born out of 2 children, my elder brother has been married for some time with no kids as a result I am super careful with issues relating to fertility.
I am in my late 30s and have been dating a 27 year old lady for 4 months now, the relationship moved so fast as she is a perfect match for me .
I have met her family and she has met mine, we are already planning marriage and have started counselling sessions in her church.

She complained of irregular periods so I told her to do a hormonal profile test and see a gynecologist, turns out she has got PCOS.

I have done my own fertility test and I am fine, I am at a cross road now, I cannot afford to struggle with child birth considering my age and also my only other sibling still also having issues with the wife also still trying to get pregnant after many years.

The only other option would have been to ask her to try for pregnancy before marriage but she is a virgin and wants to keep it that way till wedding, besides if I disvirgin her, how will I be able to walk away incase she doesn't get pregnant ?

I am at crossroads now, its not too late but walking away at this point will be very costly for me since we have already started plans towards the wedding and our families are already in touch.

My heart is heavy and I am confused, I need good advise as I cannot discuss this with anyone.

It's a 50/50 for you now...
She's a virgin and you cant have sex with her to confirm if she's fertile now..

So I guess you should let her go in peace... if u know u can't risk it...

Pls don't take away her virginity... that's her pride pls

Make them interrogate the groom jare... something is definitely not right

Ablemax:
hello my fellow Nlanders, yo those who have successfully japa we also need your contribution to this,

as we know getting or raising money for japa is not easy, I've been thinking cracking my head to see on how to raise funds for japa but non ideal is coming forth except beting hoping some day I'll hit jackpot..

s to my good people please kindly share how you were able to raise the money for japa so that us here can follow too. (legal way)

1. Family + Relatives Raised the funds
2. Loan you will get one if you can provide solid Collateral
3. Savings
4. Properties sales [house or cars]
5. Scholarship

Success to all prospects students

ademola2017:
In 2017, i expressed my deep concerns on nairaland about my now ex wife double dating game before we got married, her attitude towards me and how the relationship was one sided.

I got several advices to let her go but decided to give the marriage another chance but it eventually crashed in March 2022. We did all we could to save the marriage but to no success. We were done patching. No child was involved and absolutely nothing to show for the marriage after 8years of being together. I still feel the pain but it gets better everyday.
I credit myself for not cheating on her till our last days together and even months after our separation.

After several months of being celibate, I had sex with a young 25year old lady. I met her through a family friend 2 months before she got pregnant

Just one intercourse, she became pregnant. At first, i doubted it because I laboured very hard to father a child for 8yrs and with just one sexual intercourse, someone is carry my baby?? with me being very knowledgable about calculating ovulation dates and timely intercourse, it conformed so I had to accept the pregnancy as a sign from God.

Deep down, my new partner and I do not love each other but the respect for each other is on point. We have ZERO expectations from each other. We communicate well and have started living together in peace. No arguements, no drama and no issues at all.

I changed my mindset by taking her as my younger sister and she does same by taking me as an older brother.

It feels strange to be at so much peace with someone that I dont love at all. Our baby is coming and I am scared things may change when the true reality sets in.

What do you guys think?

Are you guys hav sex?
If not... I think you guys needs to talk..
Make a decision that will work for both of you and your baby

Fearyourcreator:
You elected them , now make them spend money Una no contribute... lolzzzz

You actually need the vote for your rigging to work out.. everyone is saying some people steal power or whatever... if this people don't have the large number of followers... it will be difficult for them to steal the mandate... that's why I said we elected them one way or the other

Osamudamen:
A young man from Edo state bagged Ph.D degree in the same field with his wife at 51st convocation ceremony at University of Nigeria.

The wrote on his social media page on Facebook

"The journey was not easy but God came through.

In 2020 he hinted that he bought a brand new big camry spider car from a friend who just imported it to Nigeria and sold it two weeks after it came. Just so they can fund their PhD. No one knew about this not even his family member.

He said"I paid the biggest sacrifice to ensure that we saw this day.

Meet Dr. Austine Imoniche Oviosun and Dr. Mrs Ezinne Chidinma Oviosun

https://www.facebook.com/100001422552987/posts/pfbid0WGiPLbQp32d5atiFUh2E5nPKJz21MB5DickwiFAr64YQ48nnPU1xi77ZZPYFkmUCl/?app=fbl

If dia Pikin no carry first class make we cee

Congratulations to them

Fearyourcreator:
Whats less privilege sef... 100naira ... na that money them dey make daily or what ... many messed their own life up bros .. cut me this emotional thing abeg... how will they . maintain it if it's free ... you can say cheaper fee not free... no be one individual chop 550m for ShopRite 2017 then for another mans business... una too dey do like saint ... normally the government must do their part ... make people too do normal ...

How they messed up dia lives or how they end up on the street shouldn't be an excuse for the government to carry out his or her basic amenities responsibilities to the citizens... even we have innocent people on the streets today because there parents abandoned them when they are little... it's not dia fault...

Government is different from private business.. a privet business or organisation can control dia business anyhow they like... is not like na anybody give dem money to setup up business...

But for government... we the masses elected them... it's dia job to make like easier for all citizens by providing basics amenities..

We have homeless in the US and you will never see them using the bush to poo... because government has created a shelter for them to have dia private wash... this is what Nigerians citizens too deserves...

Poop smell in the bushes or streets are dangerous to human health... and I support the gov to do the right thing to reduce it...

With God all things are possible

Zeebuy:
You have a good point though. It all boils down to re-educating them. A WC might be too expensive for some less-privileged to build and maintain and in that case they can use pit toilets. I can't remember the last time I saw a pit toilet in the East but I know it used to be popular back then in the deep villages.

Anyways, no matter how many toilets are available, people will always do shot put just for novelty sake

That you can't take away from Nigerians

Zeebuy:
This isn't true. I've seen houses in Oyo state, they didn't have toilets. I was shocked. Good thing the house of the person I visited had a toilet though

Still the same.. the less previllegde don't hav access to good toilet not just homeless... if the government charge them to poo... they will rather use the bush or quiet street...

Fearyourcreator:
I am working for my money I don't need government free things ... na you dey find free things ... government should build it free and still maintain free ... na your type no dey send una employer so far you getting paid month end , company makes money or not ... una type plenty for this country

What are u saying mehn... this free toilet is not for people like me and you... it's for the homeless... how can you expect a homeless guy that manage to get 100naira from begging or carry load for people in market to use the 100naira to goan pay for public toilet...

It's not possible... the homeless will will rather use the bush or street and eat with his 100naira...

But with free toilet... they can hav access to it anyday..

Your senators are getting SUVs for 150m and you guys feels its okay...

But you guys thinks its wrong for less previllegde Nigerians to have access to free public toilet..

Fearyourcreator:
Nothing is free anywhere, someone is paying or you are paying indirectly

I understand but the free public toilet can be a very good idea to tackle open defecation in Nigeria...

Mostly the homeless are the ones engaging in thus act because they don't hav accommodate or they are less previllegde... when they manage to get a 100 naira to eat...

Are u going to say they will rather use that 100 naira to pay for a toilet to shiit or use that 100 naira to get food for themselves...

Some will rather use the bush than to pay any money... and with that... the problem will still be dere

Fearyourcreator:
Na you go dey maintain am make them call you to dey help wash am for free with your family members

No free education
No free food
Nothing is free in the country...
Nothing even a job

I don't think its bad for the government to create a free public toilet for the citizens... hire people to clean them and pay them....

That's the least they can do for the people...

Unless u feel the government should keep eating and embezzle what belongs to you and your generation.