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Micro penis should be around 3Inch

Average fingers is 4/half Inch

Fingers always do wonder.....

Why d complain den

Gwin007:
Good day nairalanders.. please I need advice on what to do.. am married with three kids, 5, 3 , and a year old.. I own a bussines.. but for now my bussines is down, the has been very good and lucrative.. but due to lack of capital to invest more on it. It was now shaking.. but the thing now is that.. I have the capital to invest on the bussines.. but now am saying should relocate abroad with the money and leave my 3kids and wife back home or invest on the bussines.. cus am traveling with a tourist visa and it’s a Europe country and I don’t how long it will take to get my papers over there please Nairaland I really need ur opinion not make future mistakes

Thanks

Okay... let me help you with some ideas...

Travelling on a visit visa to a location like Europe as a family man is not such a good idea... to be honest..
If you were travelling with a work visa or a student visa
.. I would hav said... you made the right call... but travelling on a visit visa is not a good idea atall...

Getting papers will be one of the most difficult thing to do... because with a visit visa... you wouldn't be allowed to work... I mean to get a proper job... you may end up getting an underpay job which will only sort out your feeding... nothing more...

You may think of asylum... but that's another waste of time as 🇳🇬 is not a war country where will likely to be considered...

You may be stuck in Europe for decades if care is not taking... pls... if you don't want to miss your kids growing up... don't embark on the journey...

Better you travel on a visit ... see what's happening dere urself and return immediately...

If you hav some money or you can secure a loan... apply for a study permit in some EU countries dat can allow you to move with family...

Goodluck

FriendsAndFans:
Hey friends good afternoon. After months of painstaking research and learning how to fly an aeroplane on YouTube and Google, I can confidently have a Lift off.

I can even fly an aeroplane from Nigeria to Ghana, South Africa, USA or Bangkok. Just let me know where your flight is heading.

I also know how to navigate Google earth map and sky network. Make una no fear my people.
Nobody dey lost. make una hire me abeg. Make hunger no kill me throway
I dey for you

Dey play...

Flying a aircraft is not a joke...

Dia licences is like medical & Surgery licences, dem no dey runs ham... you have to be qualified to get one...

LINSAR:
I don't know if this is the right section to post this.

Ever since I started growing facial hair, I've been shaving it off. Now I feel like keeping it but I can't because it looks like the one in the image below.
Any solutions please?

NB: The image is not mine.

Shave it off bro..

If you still hustling.. dere is no point keeping breads as some people that may want to help you may have wrong impression about your lifestyle...

If you are a baller with comfortable account... den I guess you should keep it and dress it very well... if possible order facial hair cream online

Beauty 🧠

Enjoy your day

Very possible... Obi no dey give shi shi..

Las las he may give them senators 2010 toyota Highland

Yoruba lokan

Very affordable

I ate it to have the experience... omo all the butters were just finding dere square root at mami markets for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

This life make sure you have money

Congratulations sirs, Mrs... pls protect our country and its citizens/foreigners

KIDfurniture:
Tinubu put em there. Abi you don forget ? Tinubu created the mess from day 1. Now he is here to destroy it further. He wants to recover all the money spent since 2019.

He put him dere... the administration sidelined him...

He went back to recover the sit... now his dere confused on where to start or how to fix it

poseidon12:
Tinubu was a part of the last administration.

He installed the last government but wasn't included in the administration...

Now he took his turn "Emilokan" right... I'm not sure he understood what his doing

Angelfrost:
Abeg, leave God out of this.

You can't purchase your way to power, and start placing a demand on the Supernatural.

Great nations were not built that way.

He has the power, the money, and the connections... now the questions is what are we gonna do?

Mehn everyone is moving...

The previous government should be blamed also... Tinubu met missedup government..

It will take grace of God to clean this country

Prec1ous:
Yes you are, but this is normal. But now you have added self pity then the next thing is envy.

You can already see that he has detached mentally, he did not inform you about the job or when the application began.

Start to apply aggressively and learn that at the end of the day, it is all man for himself.

He is not a bad person but his view of life just changed. New people who match his calibre and better opportunities, you guys are no longer mate.

But do not compare yourself. Start forging your path.

I wish you the very best!

Your feelings are technically normal...
Don't worry yourself too much..
We all have different appointed time, yours will come and one friend somewher will also feel the same way towards your success... life is turn by turn dear

Just keep praying...

ImoleNaija:
I am currently in dire need of #130k and I looked around but found no one to turn to, as my close friends & relatives also look up to me. Besides, I understand that most people in Nigeria are facing one or two financial challenges.

I've always found it so difficult to request for financial assistance from people, but I have no choice now than to seek, if I must save my mental health from breaking down completely. The only person I intend to turn to for assistance stays in Canada, but then I don't know how Nigerians there are faring at the moment. Hence the reason for bringing this to the travel section.

Thanks

They are doing quite well.. not too fancy but pretty good.. you can go ahead and make your request but don't be too hopeful... some are facing some rising costs issue over there right now... so probably you may get half of the money you requested for if you lucky...

Just ask and see...

God bless

So Nigeria has a whole doesn't hav cooking gas factory we're they cam manufacture thousands of cooking gas products a day...

Chia, I'm not suprised sha... no forget we dey import chopsticks

Good... inject into the economy straight

DesChyko:
One thing I do not understand is the 'e' in e-passport. In comparison, the 'e' in e-mail is obviously different from the traditional mail.

Biometric passport.. it carries micro chip.. same as the Nigerian e passport with the American e passport has some chip in it..

Osanoghodua1:
Please bear it till December. I train too I don't keep much rooster 🐓 coz they will kill each other. They're a violent native roosters that can fight goats.

They are very dangerous to even puppies with dat dia sharp Beak... one of our 🐓 dat time use him mouth struck one of my puppy for head... that puppy was bleeding and screaming... later died.. omo dat 🐓 na me Grill ham las las... he swit die... ..

you have done well Mr Governor...

Where are the leaders in the North... why is it so difficult to clear off this terrorist in your region?

membranus:
You have a point there, protecting your prophet's integrity by prevarication at its worst mode.

Even satan has his own promoters. But don't join them.

Not promoting the prophet... but if we wanna judge his prophecy by the book... Technically.. the predictions is still valid and ongoing

ybalogs:
See the emphasis on Liverpool will beat Luton. Hahaha. Primate don cast.

Hes predictions wasn't wrong about Liverpool

He said "Liverpool vs Luton" Liverpool will beat them very well
The fixture will be played on
Feb 24, 2024 4:00PM


Yesterday game was Luton vs liverpool... so let wait till next year

Mancity own don come alrdy

Good one prophet 😎

Predictions, not prophecy... God will not give a message concerning football..

We need 6 working refinery before the end d of 2024

Dybala11:
None of them scored, your 50k don enter one chance. 😂😂😂

Thamk God for free bet 🙂

osazsky:
did u actually loose

Loosing two points for team like Liverpool against a
small team like Luton is considered loost

Slimmy22:
How much you stake

Free bet 😁

Why did we lost this match?

Mentality

Liverpool plays this way everything they play below teams in the PL...

Only reason we won 1 league in 7 seasons

millionboi2:
50k gone

Dey will do it next match 🙂

Wordson:
Lai Lai.. dey can huff and puff but dey aren't going to get a point at Anfield..
Dey will chop 3-0 or 3-1, 2-0... At least

I hav faith in my club with the new team tho... but still.. we shouldn't underrate Brentford