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ok, here's the deal of a lifetime. 1 billion naira cash (based on the assumptions that you are 20 years old, you can comfortably survive on N20m annually for 50 years ie 70 years biblical life span).
im sure you are already salivating. but just gimme a minute to break down the terms & conditions.
1) you will not earn any other income, no employment, no business.
2) you will not further your education than you have already acquired.
3) you will not have any investment whatsoever anywhere in the world, no properties, no shares, no savings account, absolutely nothing in your name!!
4) you will live ONLY in rented accommodation, if you like, you can rent the entire Eko Hotel
5) you may choose to marry, have kids. but they will abide by the same terms & conditions
6) you can give to whomever you choose, but not for anything value adding. for example, you can buy cars for your parents but you CANNOT buy houses for them. you can buy BB Porsche for your kid sister, but you CANNOT pay her school fees. you can take your home boys shopping, but you CANNOT give them money to invest in their businesses.
7) if by omission anything of value is omitted in this contract, and you think you can play smart, we reserve the right to define 'VALUE'.
if you still dont get it, all we want is for you to spend our money, blow it, whatever.
9) finally, a breach of this contract will lead to your death by starvation.

that's it folks. quite simple, innit?
so here's the Billion naira question, DEAL or NO DEAL?

Lekwauwa

if its vapor coming out of d vents, then there's a slight leak in the system and d expansion valve is opening more than normal to achieve desired cooling. let ur technician trace the system entirely for leaks. once the leak is plugged, refill with original gas, and all shall be well.
(speaking from a recent experience)

thanks presh. can u pls confirm if these cars are v6. u knw, i cnt change frm a v6 to a 4cylinder no matter the model, jst nt possible. thanks.

Preshcars:
sell and get d car of your choice:08 honda accord or contact so we can discuss hw fast we cn sell it and pay for d 08 honda accord i av at just 2.3m.d ride ws hardly used.its very clean,cleaner than some direct tok.call 08030585039

ok, il call u later in d evening. can u send d pics to my inbox? ikelendu@yahoo.co.uk

stil waiting

still waiting,

hello car dealers, i have a 2007 Honda Accord V6. i want to trade it for a registered or direct toks 2008/9 model. u can reach me on ikelendu@yahoo.co.uk. or beta still post pics here. thanks and waiting.

bros, this is a 2002-05 altima. pls stop misleading buyers.

bros, good day, pls help me run this VIN: 1HGCM66527A009831

what type of engine is dis?

leather seat indeed!! are buyers that gullible nw? yeye

good job mr. luvinhubby.

do u have the almighty honda ATF-Z1?

hello haus, im urgently in need of Honda's ATF-z1 fluid for my 2007 disc. continue. can any1 help pls?

endmoll:
Sorry bro for what you are going through with your car. I don't know why Honda products appear to be problematic when they arrive in Nigeria.
I have had issues with Honda on so many occasions,if not mine it will be my friend or a relative of mine. The only advice i will give you is to go to this Honda market in Constain,there is a guy there who specializes in Honda and he does not touch any thing in your car without diagnosing the fault,he will diagnose your car and tell you to go buy the parts your self and if you don't get the best he will tell you to take it back.
If you have the time you can go check him out and you will never regret doing so,he has my recommendation any day any time.
He is very hardworking and most time that i have been there he has about 50 cars waiting to be attended to and every body always leave with a smiling face.
Hope my contribution helps. Kpele!

thanks endmoll. so how do i get in touch with this Honda guy? any contact details?

thanks sultan. iv not rily paid attention to the oil used by my mechanic for servicing until my last service. i personally bought Mobil1 which i think is 0w-20. so if its oil pressure and iv had it corrected, whats d next step?

big bros, good job u doin here. pls help me check this VIN: 1HGCM66527A009831
thanks in advance. God bless u.

thanks guys for your efforts. here is a picture of my engine, i need to know where this rocker arm is, cos i cant exactly match the engine picture that sultaan posted to mine.
as per the v6 vs i4 engines, i rest my case until i get this fixed. mind u, i had a corolla 05 (bank type) before i bought this. and at 100,000km, it still moved ok. this accord v6 was just a trial after hearin a lot about the performance of v6 engine. and now this . . . . . . . .

thanks guys for your response. im quite enlightened. i guess i just have to take it to Honda Place. last time i was there to change gear oil, they almost bit my head off!!!
any ideas on how much it'll cost to get this fixed, cos honestly im thinking of disposing the ride and getting a 4-cylinder of same model

guys, my "check engine" lights came on recently and i had it scanned. it indicated a fault code of P2647 "Rocker Arm Actuator Stuck On". my local mechanic knows nothing about that part in an engine and i dont wanna risk trial n error methods.

my question is what is the function of the rocker arm and where is it located in the engine? can it lead to higher fuel consumption rate? if its d culprit, what can i do?

by the way, i service my car regularly with Mobil1, iv changed oil filter/air filters when due too. neva changed the platinum plugs but my mechanic says its ok.

replies are appreciated in advance.

baba4u93:
hello biggiyke,
let m start by saying we appreciate your message and congrat on your new car, like u complain, is your check engine lite on? if yes did u got d car with d lite on or after buying, also i will like 2 know apart frm d vibration does your car gear shift as in gear changes frm 1-5 wen driven around, if yes, then your issue is more of electrical fault and pls i will like u to scan d car b4 goin ahead 2 do any repair plsssss. u can call m on 08032016668 or 08023352829

baba, thanks 4 ur response. wil defnitly giv u a call soon. as per ur questions, the gear shift during normal drivin is ok. altho there is a slight delay/jerk wen i move to either R or D. the check engine light came wit d car altho i was told all d car needed was servicin. the previous owner servicd d car at Honda place.

thanks sultaan. abeg, which 1 be CV again?

my car experts, where una dey now? kunle-a, siena etc. pls come to my rescue b4 i become a mechanic's daily bread.

gudmorn pple.

i recently bought a naija used 2007 disc continu V6. iv noticd a cranking noise weneva i turn the steering at rest, altho its nt stiff.

secondly, weneva i accelerate rapidly, the entire car vibrates. wen i release my foot frm d pedal, vibration stops. the vibration is very embarasin wen i hv frnds wit me (especialy girls ). i took it to a mechanic and he said the engine seating nids checkin. i havent gone bak cos im kinda scared to start a ripoff contract wit d mechanic.

also, the gear selector skips R wen i shift frm P to D, and wen i engage P sometimes, the car key doesnt com out until i push the selector further forward.

pls help. i neva enjoy d ride at all. my 1st ride 4 dat mata

gudmorn baba. i rily apreciat this thread. i recently bought a naija used 2007 disc continu V6. iv noticd a cranking noise weneva i turn the steering at rest, altho its nt stiff. secondly, weneva i accelerate rapidly, the entire car vibrates. wen i release my foot frm d pedal, vibration stops. the vibration is very embarasin especialy wen i hv frnds wit me. i took it to a mechanic and he said the engine seating nids checkin. i havent gone bak cos im kinda scared to start a ripoff contract wit d mechanic. also, the gear selector skips R wen i shift frm P to D, and wen i engage P sometimes, the car key doesnt com out until i push the selector further forward.
i'd rily apreciat ur help on this.

helo sir, good job. pls help me check this VIN 1HGCM66527A009831. my email is ikelendu@yahoo.co.uk

bros, altho u r entitled to wateva selling price u desire, im sure d response so far to your posts confirms dat ur price is a bit on d high side, compared wit other similar rides. im lookin for a 2007 accord and willing to make a reasonable offer if u r more realistic. i hope im makin sense. do hav a lovely week ahead.

pls wat is d mileage sir? and is it keyless entry?

Shuaibu001:
vin: 1hgcm66536a006242

oga shuaibu, from the VIN u posted above, dis is a 2006 accord, and not 2007 as u claim. pls dont mislead buyers.

i calld you twice today. pls post the VIN if there truly is nothing wrong wit d car. i very very very interestd.

MidexMotor:
@biggiyke: Will display a clearer pics, its a 6cd front loader if dats why u want a clearer pics

i want to see the speedometer console. and wats d mileage? im interestd