₦airaland Forum

Syykle:
Reno rest abeg

CryptoClub2018:
Make this guy called Macaroni dey calm down o.

Trojan8:
Story! If you know any United fan, then you should know that we are happy about the manner of loss. We need a few more.

22o62021:
We bonded so well together, she is an NYSC member. She told me that she has a boyfriend but she has called off their relationship because the guy has beaten her twice. The first time , the guy did it in front of his mother to the extent that she lost a tooth. And spent days in the hospital

The second time the guy slapped her because she told him that he comes home late.
She said the guy is a serial cheat, she has caught him on different occasions.

They dated for 6 years. But the guy will not accept the break up. Their families knows each other.

I have her the love she deserved, pampered her so well. I told her that I know she will go back to the guy one day, she said nooo I can’t do that.

One week after I said that to her. The guy was calling and pleading. She stopped picking my calls. I stopped calling her.

I sent her a text to know what is going on. She said it’s not what I think.

I said fine. I deleted her numbers and move on.

This is to say that most girls are confused.
I think they prefer abusive men but on the internet They rebuke them.

hilltop007:
My final year project supervisor called me to summarize my research work of 2 years for publication. He sent me a copy of one of his ex-student work that he published. It was only his ex student who did the work with guidance from my supervisor, but the published paper has two authors; my supervisor (main author) and his ex student. Only my supervisor's contact was also in the paper.

I strongly believe that's what he will also do with mine. Should I give him the go ahead? If I don't publish it, it will probably rot. Or is there a way for me to publish it myself?

Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.

Unityp:
ManU fans going to work this morning

NwaAmaikpe:





I pray all those pregnant women who act like the weight of the world is on them because of a load they happily accepted read this and learn.

Pregnancy is not a disability.
We were not there when you were fvcked.
We are damn sure you enjoyed most of the shagging.
How can you spread your legs wide for a preek, gulp it up in your mouth and when the aftermath of your enjoyment is here, you'd expect me to give up my space on a queue for you or treat you preferentially.

No way.

I tell them and I'd say it again, it doesn't make me a gentleman so don't expect pity from me just because you are carrying a bulge that you got through pleasure.

If I find you attractive, I'd woo you despite your bump, if you fall for me, I'd shag you even harder despite your bump.

To all the pregnant women out there,
Carry your pregnancy with all sense of responsibility and expect no empathy from anyone. In due time, our good Lord will make you birth safely.

Till then, a minute of silence to the dead pharmacist who died because of being sluggish. No, she died because she expected people to pity her because she was pregnant.

But that's not a good enough reason for anyone to die but we all know that bandits are monsters.

money121:
36 children
Chaiii

NtiObaEneke:
To write rubbish no dey taya una?

benuejosh:
hmm. For your mind now you don speak grammar. Hian!

benuejosh:
You're a stark illiterate.

benuejosh:
Ride on Your Excellency.

kpaofame:
The user with the following whatsapp profile '2349051049168' and attached detail is a scammer.
"Godfrey Idongesit Etuk" UBA account 2195388257.
Kindly avoid any transactions with him and share for enlightenment.

He just scammed someone in our whatsapp group, he collected money and blocked the users

Mashgash:
Poverty: Man Wants To Sell Self For N20m


A young man has been roaming the streets of Kano, advertising one thing: himself.

According to reports, the man named Aliyu Na-Idris is a tailor.

He wears a sign saying, “This man is for sale for N20 million.” Na--Idris included his account details on the cardboard sign.


https://www.facebook.com/100056257034017/posts/340015574550341/?app=fbl

Tessygists:
Almost every church on the face of the planet is attracting people to their churches promising them that they'll have an encounter with God and WITH THE PROMISES OF MIRACLES, especially pentecostal churches.

But it is interesting to find out that most of those so-called miracles are nothing but lies spun by unscrupulous "pastors" in the Faith meant to defraud people of their hard-earned money.

There are irrefutable proof that most miracles perform by some popular pastor like the decorated pastor Chris or the late TB Joshua or even pastor Chris Okafor and Lazarus Muoka are fake miracles. Shocking isn't it?

So I ask all Nairalanders this question: Have you really experience real miracles in your church?

Mercychen:
150?? Huh!
What is really happening?

Tomorrow you'll open legs again.

All these men that are going about impregnating women and abandoning their responsibilities should brought to book and taught a lesson or two to serve as detriment to others.

Bolaji26:
Old video..


Seen dis video since 2weeks ago

Iyaebe:
This whitemoney is a cultist,its showing all over him

Learn1:
please what can I take to Bleep her well I had an erection but didn't last after my first time of pre intimacy after every thing it didn't come up what can I take to make my erection last and sex Bleep her well

Smhaykins:
Please have you experienced flushing so many times and the strong shit no go.

I went to see my inlaw for some discussions to improve my well being.

And I had to use the rest room when I was pressed.

But have flushed like four times the shit no gree go down.

They have even sent someone to come confirm if am still in the toilet.

Is it right to leave the feaces like that and leave the gents.

Thank you all, I later told my wife about the development, and she came to my rescue.

ernesty20:
Considering how smelly naija toto can be, do guys still suck it?

Hateandthunder:
Oya let the bashing start

Why do ladies like to pretend to be confused, when in the actual sense they know what they are doing, and what they want. It jut so annoying.

So this year i raise the marriage thing with my lady and she is like she wants to go for masters, that i should come see her parents then we do an introduction of some kind and she leaves, I told her a masters in the UK will mean i will wait till December 2017 to get married if she goes to a UK school and maybe 2018 if its a US or canadian school. I told her i am not trying to tie her career down, that why doesnt she go to LBS, since its an MBA she wants to do. I also discussed with my folks who are also desperate and they were like i should forget her she isnt the only lady in the world. what the guarantee if she goes she will not see someone else.

Sha i pulled out of the relationship and began to search again. only for her to come back and say she is sorry, she has reflected about every and that she is ready for marriage. Cos i liked her i dumped all other female admirers i had began to develop relationships with . I told her again about the LBS master and even told her that i am willing to allow her go do her masters oversees after we get married long as her dad will be willing to pay. Or if God blesses me i can sponsor it. She said she is ready for marriage even if i proposed today.


Sha with her change in position i decided to go see her parents in Lagos, the dad was receptive but the mum seem abit tough, wanted to knw what i did for a living and dall that. I then go see her uncle in Abj. I also told my folks she is having a rethink on the masters thing, that soften my parents. I then invited her to my place. She met my parents they really like her. she also met my siblings as well. My father even called her dad self and they seem to have started getting along.

Only for this babe to begin to say she will submit her school application to fulfill all righteousness. Then 2 days back she says i need to go see her folks to make my intentions. Then she is like she thinks she shd go for her masters now and brought the whole introduction story up again. That we should do introduction and then she travels. I told her i think she is trying to trap me, she is trying to trap me, We have been in a relationship for 2 year no kisses, no sex we even rarely hug. i am 28 she is 22. It is either she goes for her masters and then if she is still single when she returns am i also still single then we get married. It is nt heard of, in my culture. She is not even considering doing it in LBS.

We are not talking at the moment.
I am thinking of a way to break this news to my folks. cause they have already started seeing her as my wife.
I have told her i wont move an inch further in the relationship if she cant tell me what indeed her plan her.
it is either she goes overseas or does it in Nigeria and if it is overseas am nt giving any commitment.[/font]

IT just so annoying.

Bolarineliza202:
As for me,I want a man who's hardworking and will respect me as a woman.
What of you?

Richywiz:
Nairaland has become a one gender forum because it isn't forgiving and welcoming to ladies.

Most of you men are just suffering from low self esteem and u feel insulting ladies is the only way to show u are in charge.

U may not agree with a lady's fancies but that shouldn't give u the right to insult her, please learn to respect us as much as we do to u, Sometimes u see someone shouting "all girls are useless" and people just hail him.

Seriously?

siofra:
Most Nigerian men can't even handle a woman properly in bed.

Wawelexy:
God for bid bad thing, this is backwardness...

OldGods:
She was crying and shouting, you knack so good. 28years old woman. I couldn't believe it.

Because of this, I'm on a free bonanza, if you have never made your girlfriend cry or you want to beat her but don't want to injure her, you can hire my services. I I also knack sisters who are stubborn, they will cry and never do such again..