PVision2020: Why is the Zoo Army arresting an innocent cannibal feasting on human flesh with overdose of Mpurummiri? Nigeria should focus on bandits and leave the SE to burn to ashes. Are the people complaining of cannibalizing themselves?
Ndi Ara...
Hahahahahaha e pain am.....soon north will be wiped out by the north, cow brain unity begging almajiris
Supremedrizzy: I was watching ball yesterday with a group of guys and I overhead them complaining that their respective girlfriends didn't appreciate the money they sent to them for Xmas, the amount ranged from 20k to 30k. Now what caught my attention wasn't the money they gave their girlfriends but the fact that they had such amount to spare. I went home and thought about my life throughout the night, I'm dead broke, has been surviving on water for days now not knowing where my next meal will come from. Whereas my fellow young guys can afford to send 30k to babes with abeg.
The menial jobs I normally involve in is not forthcoming this time, its as if I came to this world differently abi person swear for me. Was I cursed never to enjoy any good thing in life regardless of the effort I put in to make my life better.
I can't eat good food, afford good cloths, its just struggle struggle and more struggle. I'm tired mehn. Why is so success so elusive
My guy remove that thought of being broke and face your worst fears which is poverty, I assure you nothing is impossible, stop giving excuses open your eyes and mind ... happy Sunday
Truvelisback: I have never ask money from a girl before. Oga, don't do it. Me as a guy, i no like am at all, except she voluntarily give me on her own.
But if she ask u ,u will give her ur ATM pin ...... mumu
Anonymoususher: Nigerian ladies are one of the worst set of humans beings on earth. So entitled, expectant and stingy.
This Christmas season to avoid unnecessary billing I locked up my money in Piggyvest safe lock plan to avoid unnecessary spending.
So since then I resulted to doing with what I have left and placed only few people in my Christmas budget and they are my mother, my fiancee, my brother and my brother's wife...
I have been getting calls and begging from friends, 90% from female friends and I tell them plainly that I don't have any money to give to anyone this season, it is Christmas celebration for all of us not a money making scheme for the ladies because every where the ladies are always like, come do Christmas for me, bla bla bla... Some have even stopped talking to me since I told them the fact.
In my office, we closed for the year since 17th and I noticed that my male colleagues bought gifts and gave to me, I wasn't expecting any gift though but the female ones, all I get from them is do Christmas for us.
Trying to emotionally blackmail me... So it happened that yesterday I decided to use my church mind to send something to them
These are ladies who earn same thing with me and even more because they get tips from the guys and people who come around...
So, I got some money and these three ladies (after settling my mom, fiancee, brother and in-law), I decided to send something to these female friends of mine and I sent 5k each to them.
The first two ladies called immediately to say thanks but the third one didn't, I asked if she saw any money I sent and she said yes, the tone sounded like someone who expected more...
Immediately I hung up, I saw that the money was reversed by my bank and the 5k got back to me.... She chatted me immediately that they have debited her and reversed the money...
Joy filled my heart and I said God thank you... Immediately I went out to get a nice dinner for myself.
Why would a fully grown matured girl, with hands and leg be begging.........u wan chop Yahoo boy money and na woman like u send am for am, una no get shame Nigerian girls
NewSoul: I don't know what to call it maybe mgtow(but I don't think so) but I don't just want anything to do with women and ladies. Like, I just feel a woman can't be of benefit to me in any scenario whether it is when I need help or want advice. I just feel a woman does not have the capacity to render any meaningful thing to my life asides sex which I don't give a hoot about because I read somewhere in a book that storing sexual energy is powerful and brings out the best in you as a man.
I have uncles and aunts but I'll rather contact an uncle if I'm in dire need or distress. If an aunt promises me something I take it with a pinch of salt but if an uncle promises me something I have much hope (though it is best not to put your trust in man but God) same scenario if it is a brother or sister. I just feel women can't anything to my life and peradventure they do you any minute favour they begin to feel like Jesus Christ that has sacrificed their life for you (something as trivial as lending you N500; emphasis on lending because trust me a woman never gives anything for free there is always something she'll collect back from you or something she hopes to gain from you in future)
In addition, their attitude jeez! I think this one is the root of my avoiding the gender at all cost. They are very disrespectful when as a guy or man you don't measure up to a certain standard they have in their naive minds. Sales girl will be rude, nurse will be insolent and the usher will be belligerent because you don't meet up to that standard. The standard I'm talking about is not just financial it may be looks, height, academic achievement, masculinity just to mention a few.
I'm going to give few examples. There was a day I went to a CBT centre to make corrections on a document. It was a lady. This one just started changing it for me. Please draw your face mask up. She inflated the price of the service charge from 3500 to 3800 as if that was not enough this human started asking me why I was just coming like wtf As in she was asking me why I was coming to a cBT centre by past 1PM no I for come by 5AM na nonsense!. I just told her I could not pay her asking price and walked to another CBT centre here a man was in charge. He welcomed me and asked me to sit down while he attended to a customer that was there before me. While he was at it he was pleading that I should be patient (what an irony) in the course of my waiting I asked him the price he charges and he said N3500. In summary I got a better customer treatment from a male attendant.
Scenario 2: There's this woman I use to buy like a derica of beans from and some eggs. I just like buying beans from her because her beans look neat, well picked and devoid of stones. So I liked to patronise that same thing from her most times beans and eggs. Then one day I came and asked her for the price of one small paint bucket of beans she said N2100. I told her that I was told that it's N1800 na. She started frowning and giving me attitude telling me how it has increased and giving me more attitude. I felt like giving her John Cena's attitude adjustment what the hell. I started mentioning all I wanted to buy which was quite much and the usual beans and egg I used to buy. These woman suddenly started smiling at me and treating and talking to me politely like really? Really? In my mind I was like don't waste your fake smiles and inauthentic niceness jarey, last time you'll see me in your shop.
You buy something to give you nylon na problem, trying to start stupid conversation with you of why you don't have a girlfriend madam could you just keep shut and sell what I came to buy . In my area they know me already I will walk past all the women and go to the Mallam at the end of the street to buy from who will package my stuff well in nylon no matter how small it is, not give me attitude and querying me of my decision not to have a girlfriend as if that is what I came to life for, to be having sex like a rabid monkey.
Finally to the men that pedestalises this women/ladies and make them a mini god. You guys are complete fools and idiots are empowering these species to be more toxic and disrespectful because they know you'll come crawling and begging for the "bitcoin" between their legs. Continue feeding them with more power. Feed the snake very well and it will recoil and still strike you. If all men can just keep their joystick in sleep mode for a very long time. You'll see how this species will be so powerless . Their power remains the "clitcoin" and if you don't patronise they won't sell and when they don't sell they become hungry and when they become hungry they drop their stupid pride and attitude and the world becomes a less toxic place.
But No, you'll still see some p**sy worshippers coming to attack me on this post because they can't do without their dose of "clitcaine"
Most girls have a very stench body odour, but because of pussy girls will endure their odour just to sleep with them.....I tire
Aniboo: So today I decided to drive around my estate, Later got to shoprite to get my cigarettes and some boost Immediately I reach there na I see two lit skin girls I mean very good looking girls ,so I stop the most beautiful one among . We talked and got her number n I gave her mine as well . Omo as I just reach house she don call me reach 4 times, so I went straight to write her on WhatsApp. Mehn lo and behold Na hook up them come out for From 30k we bargain price to 10k short time . My question now is . How the next generation will be like . Cos main looking at these girlS they are barely 22 years of age . I just weak don’t e even know what to say to the girl I only told her I will call you when I’m in the hotel She said be fast oh cos she might be engaged Meaning other customers are waiting abi, na there the whole vibes die
I don talk am B4, and I go still talk am again,the day wey I born girl,I go just............kpai am
Princeadebayo11: I was just trying to shoot my shot ooo, immediately before she could even reply. She billed me straight, I had to block her without hesitating. That's a screenshot of our chat
This country don make all the Nigerian women useless even married once....tueh!
magnificentgun: Guys, please,I need courage and encouragement not to take my life. I just discovered that my girlfriend whom I have loved so much and given all to make comfortable has been cheating on me. This is a girl a I got a loan of #600k for with interest to pay her house rent and I give upkeep money of #60k monthly from business earnings. Though we were in Abuja together until I left to work in Delta state. Just discovered that in the last 4 months,she has travelled to Lagos,Kaduna and Akwa Ibom to sleep with men just to get money to show off like some of her friends do. She cheated one sometime last year and I forgave her and unlike many guys I have been faithful to her even when I have the opportunities to cheat. I confronted her with evidences and she admitted. I am devastated and depressed. Please,I need encouragement as I can't explain how I feel at the moment.
Hate all this useless men who can't give their family but na only olosho be their problem
Deon01: Connecting with your wife emotionally and physically is beneficial in such a way that it helps both of you to grow as a couple. If you are genuinely in love with a woman, looking for a way to please won't seem like a difficult task to you. Instead it will feel an activity that you enjoy doing.
Denvacandy: This is a true life story that has made me to hate my sister so much and never to have anything friendly with peoples kids again.
Shes my elder sister and she has a daughter of 5 year old, have always love little kids, maybe because i am the last born tho. so everytime i show love and care for her kids, not knowing shes thinking negative always.
She stays in abeokuta and i also reside in abeokuta, most times i do go to thier house every saturday and when i get there, i dont really interact with elderly people, i can play with kids from morning till night, eventually.
On this particular day, i informed her i was coming and offcourse she know i will get something for the kids. i got there around noon and when i greeted everybody, i noticed she and her husband left for the room and also sent the other girl staying with them outside and she now asked the little girl to come it beside me and everybody left the parlour expect me and the little girl.
My mind was actually not there because over my dead body will i be sexually attracted to a little kid, when i no mad.
So they have actually planned all this just to see if i have somethin in secret, the little girl started questioning me allot, asking various question just for me to give her attention, but i just stay focus watching the television till some of them started coming outside to the parlour.
Immediately i left, i recall that scenario and i was so devastated and sad, like this woman is my blood sister, all the love i show for them are geniue from my heart and i will never have any negative shit towards them.
To be honest with you guhs, the main reason why i care so much about this family is because of how she took care of me when i was little, i still remember everything, now me trying to show the love back, this is all the bullshit i got.
To actually confirm this matter, i posted something similar on my whatsapp group, blocking all my contact from seeing it except the husband, and he responded by posting something on his status ( Trust nobody ).
Anytime i remember i always thank God for not putting me to shame, like what could ave happen if the devil use my enemy or something, its just to sad this is a family member.
Op it's normal in Nigeria now, so my advice for u is not to play with little kids especially girls if not even your twin sister will suspect u...just stop playing with the girl child for the last time as a man
Jenniferchuma10: A video making rounds on social media has shown the moment a man took back the iPhone he bought for his girlfriend after discovering she cheated on him.
According to the report, the man some days ago spent heavily, over N500k to give her a grand birthday party, only for him to find out that she was seeing another guy which triggered his anger.
The incident is said to have occurred in Ogbomosho, Oyo State. The clip showed the moment the furious man was requesting the password of the phone after getting it from her.
Kini (What is) Password, are you dumb?” The angry man said.
This evening I was coming back from church when I passed by three young men. They look like they are in their early twenties.
They were making dirty jokes and laughing. When I passed, one of them said: "ah virgin dey pass o make una no talk nonsense too much" I heard them but I ignored them. We were the only ones on the road.
The other guy said: "abeg, pussy wey wide pass gutter." And they started laughing like mad hyenas. I refused to acknowledge their existence and they laughed louder, echoing the stupid statement. I was a bit embarrassed but kept a straight face.
It's disgusting that young men like that think it's okay and funny to make crude jokes about a random girl on the street. What made them think such behaviour is okay
I'm sure those are the kind of guys that will come here and chant "Nigerian girls are useless all of them."
Male children in Nigeria really need to be trained well. They should be taught to behave properly, like civilised people around women not morally decayed agberos.
Alcapone001: And most Nigerian guys have nothing else to offer than coming online to give weird advise to gullible ones..you gave your opinion I also did mine so what? You gave a funny advice there saying gals have nothing to offer in relationship like what are you..how comfortable are you saying that..were you not birthed by a woman? You come online shading and generalising all women cos of the few ones yve met..you should get matured and stop coming online to bash women indirectly..
Just look at this slowpoke, u think with your cock
Funnyandviral: A video of a burglar is trending on the internet, after he was asked to demonstrate how he broke into a building through small holes on window bars.
He was seen squeezing himself between an hole of the windows bars to get in, after he was uncuffed by the police who arrested him.
DubaiLandLord: GEJ incompetence made Boko Haram became very powerful.
Under him, Boko Haram was controlling a territory as large as igbo land, but GMB government don change the tide in favour of the Nigerian people.
Boko Haram is weak and do not have the capability to hold on to territories and only attack soft targets and withdraw immediately.
IDPs camps are been closed and people returning back to their peaceful communities.
You smell like corpse ,I just can't wait for the Bandits/Terrorists to wipe you all in the north.... I'm very happy as they are killing you in the north
Changing location and pretend to be an Angel from Pluto
If you are a wise man ,you must surely detect a girl that previously did ASHAWO before repenting because e must show for her body language and structure be wise
Prechgold1180: Please everyone should celebrate God delivered me from what would have turned my December into a sad one
I got up this morning in auchi edo state prepared to travel from auchi to Benin I arranged my stuff in my car Myself and my neighbor To cut cost short for her (auchi Benin ticket that was previously sold for 1500 miraculously rose to 4K
We got on our way I was detained by some police men before agbede. They checked my car and papers they found nothing wanting they asked for my custom papers and dogs papers (I forgot to add ) I had my dog well chained insyd my boot 1 Boerbool and another naepolitan mastiff
Back to what happened Police men delayed me for 5 minutes after which they got tired of me and I was asked to do normal Christmas for them so I have them 800naira
5 mins drive away from police checkpoint I noticed nails on a plank place on the highway so I was kind of telling my friend about the mail and how kidnappers do operate with it Not up to 2 mins a sienna reversed with speed almost hitting me I thought the driver lost balance I tried to wine down so I can shout for him not knowing another 18 seater bus was also reversing The bus reversed with speed lost balance and tumbled I only noticed d driver coming out from the window and running I don’t know what happened to is passengers because the bus was fully loaded
It took me two minutes to deduce what was going on I was lost and scared i turned with so much speed Drove back with high speed tried to notify other people driving heading towards dat direction
The scene was just like 5 mins walk from the police checkpoint that earlier stopped me I tried to notify the police men on duty The first officer laughed about it
It was only the last one that showed lil concern
I also notified the road safety officers but they replied with ( my guy nah accident no kidnapping ) like wtf I Dey tell u wetyn I see you still Dey debunk am
Got back to auchi called one friend I was introduced to by my friend the last time I visited Benin
Won’t mention name but among the top commissioners of police in edo state
The man said he would look into the matter 4 minutes later he called back that he was able to reach out to the people at the checkpoint and they said it was an accident
That a trailer colided with , I tried explaining to him but he claimed nothing happened and asked me for pictures I could not send any
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what the hell. I started mentioning all I wanted to buy which was quite much and the usual beans and egg I used to buy. These woman suddenly started smiling at me and treating and talking to me politely 
like really? Really? In my mind I was like don't waste your fake smiles and inauthentic niceness jarey, last time you'll see me in your shop.