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ProudBornoBoy:
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Polynek:
A friend of mine was telling me yesterday that His uncle who happens to b a lawyer was buried on Saturday and he was surprised that when He went inside the room where they kept the casket, His face was facing down instead of up.
So I decided to bring it here to know the reason for that, because I believe that NAIRALAND is a very big forum that contains alot of experienced and aged people

Good morning and may we hv a lovely week

1Sharon:
Have you seen him without filters??

confessionsad:
Clemens Westerhof actually saw this coming and told the Super Eagles to mind their business. See the results now. Absolutely shambles.




https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/westerhof-sends-words-to-eguavoen/amp/

fergie001:
Reuters



Heavy gunfire was heard yesterday at the Military camps in Ouagadougou and Kaya with the mutineers reportedly listing a set of demands.

Despite the Government's insistence that the mutiny was localised and under control, there seemed to be palpable tension when the internet service was suspended and little or no words were heard from President Kabore, save for his encouraging tweet to the Stallions at the AFCON in Cameroon.

Roch Marc Christian Kaboré was first elected in 2015 and won a second term last year.



SOURCE

The mutineers are expected to make a public statement on television.


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https://www.nairaland.com/6952540/coup-detat-mutiny-burkina-faso

HeWrites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn18aMXNTS4

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trendysturvs:
Actress Mercy Aigbe who is a mother of two and was once married and left the relationship due to domestic violence, has found love again.

TSB News reports that her man's name is Alhaji Kazim Adeoti, a fine young man perfect for the actress. What do you think? See more photos of them below



https://www.instagram.com/p/CZE-xwTtu0S/

JiniBula6:
Help me!
Is this still gonorrhoea?
I had unprotected sex with a girl in September and I got gonorrhoea.
I treated with some harbs for long time and later went for injection in a phamarcy with some drugs.
After treatment the gonorrhoea symptoms left leaving my penis hole open without pain. For some time now... I complain to the pharmacy and I was told it will close up by itself but up till now it hasn't.
I didn't have sex since September till December 25th when I started again but now I'm steady on a condom.

The whole of my penis is wide open. Today I noticed a little purse coming out again as it became wider. I'm worried.
I've searched online and I learnt it's Gonnocal Urethritis.

But I want to know if anyone here experienced this before... Please help.

Mature Minded Please. No insults

finishmatter:
All the women I’ve ever been with over the years and all the relationships I’ve observed from the outside have been variations on the following theme:

”I am a women. I deserve the best of everything because I have vagina. To be with me, a man must make me his number 1 priority in life.

He must strive everyday to keep me validated, entertained, aroused, and emotionally stimulated. He must spend all his surplus time and financial capital on me. He must continuously perform extravagant and absurd and buffoonish displays of devotion. He must give up all his friendships and hobbies and life ambitions for me.

He must accept all my baggage and physical flaws and bad decisions and bad manners and emotional disregulation and erratic behavior. I owe him nothing in return.

I don’t need to bring anything to the table (aside from vagina). I will be sour and spiteful and manipulative and entitled and boring and erratic and disrespectful and critical and duplicitous. I will nag and criticize him to the point of exhaustion.

I will bad-mouth him behind his back to everyone we know. I will create needless drama in order to feel “connected” to him.
I will squander his money on worthless idiotic crap like monthly pedicures and dozens of shoes I wear once every 5 years and hundreds of pounds of holiday decorations and my collection of random framed nouns and adjectives and stinky, annoying, filthy pets and different colored furniture and towels and curtains and bed linen which I will swap out every 6–12 months for no reason. I will continuously cultivate relationships with his potential replacements while in a relationship with him.

I will lie in utterly convincing ways because I do not even realize I am lying myself. Not only must a man make me continuously happy, he must make me continuously happier than all of my female friend-enemies and happier than I imagine myself being with anybody else at any given moment. If, at anytime, he fails to successfully perform this Herculean task, I will either give him the silent treatment or badger him incessantly about how our relationship isn’t “going anywhere” and how “I’m not content.”

I reserve the right drop him in a heartbeat at any time and instantly monkey-branch to any number of other men who I have been encouraging to court me behind his back.
I will then take from him everything I can no matter what he’s done for me in the past. I will do this, because, after all, he didn’t put in enough effort and he failed as a man and it’s all his fault.

Any children we may have together will be used to hurt him emotionally. I will do irrevocable harm to the children by trying to turn them against their father because doing so pleases me.

I will also use the family court system to extort as many resources from him as long as I can, hopefully until the day he dies. While I am alienating his children from him and feeding off him like a parasite, I will loudly and unabashedly recount my victimhood to anyone unfortunate enough to cross my path in my never-ending quest for attention and validation.”

WOMEN are INCAPABLE of Love.
They are intrinsically selfish.
Marry them at your peril.

jmoore:
If you marry, may your penis disappear.

Say Amen.

Stacyomolola:
U also agree that op's hurt

finishmatter:
Let's face it: Relationship is purely and solely transactional! Nothing more nothing less.

The saying: "Money for hand, back for ground" captures this reality. And this is true not just for a prostitute but for your wife and girlfriend.

She feels no emotion nor empathy for you. She is in the relationship mainly and solely for the cash and security a man provides.
She will neither contribute financially not encourage you to make money. She meets her end of the bargain of managing the home while you provide the finance to run the home. Failure to meet your end of the transaction (union) will incur her insubordination

Therefore, men are not expected to invest any emotional gesture on her. It is not your job!
Don’t be deceived by societal or religious expectation that you should love your wife. Lies. She does not love you.

Love, affection and care should be both ways. Not one-sided.

Do not invest your emotions/affection on your wife.

A woman’s love is conditional. She does not deserve a man’s unconditional love.

P.S: WOMEN are INCAPABLE of Love.

Demigod22:
So my friend have this girlfriend in 100 level, although he just graduated. They have regular and chronic sex. But the girlfriend is always scared of pregnancy.

The problem is that last night they were having sex and the condom burst and he poured everything inside. The girlfriend got angry and left. He advised her to take salt and water, Andrew liver salt, or any gas drink, but she ignored him.

My friend is angry with her because, she is always scared of pregnancy but will never take those things to prevent it, it happened yesterday and she is thinking it will lead to pregnancy. My friend is leaving school on Monday because he has graduated.

Although I have advised him severally to reduce the sex, but the deed has been done already. What is your advice to the girl?

Ocholu:
I recall a time before I got serious with my girlfriend, I was always in the books of all these beautiful young girls who are into hookups. It was easy then, because I got an internship with Spotify and the stipends were a whole lot of money then.

Also, I love women and have a pretty high libido so, it was easy to want to have fun with them girls.

At first, it was just business between me and any girl I'm with. I just wanted to quench my sexu**l urge and move on. Although, I always picked my kinda spec, none of them really struck my interest regardless of how beautiful or curved they are. Some would come to my crib and wouldn't want to go. I even met a damsel who said she just wants a guy that'd love and fvck her, and wouldn't mind if I pay her or not. She just wanted us to start cohabiting. Just like that.

At that time, I was only focused on becoming a really good software engineer, earning the really big money my senior colleagues were earning and escaping poverty. Until I met a Benue girl called Mercy. When I reached out to Mercy, I told her that I'd come pick her up. When I saw her arriving, I was left agog by how amazingly stunning she is.

Trust me, I must have met a lot of beautiful ladies but Mercy struck me differently. I literally felt goosebumps. She was nice and smiley too, my adrenaline rush for her tripled. When we got home, and after shifting her womb, I realized that I wanted her even more. Could have been lust or something, but I knew that I felt something special for her.

Normally, after having coitus with a lady, I normally need like 5 minutes to get myself. But with Mercy, I just wanted to cuddle and talk to her immediately. She was free spirited and quite intelligent. I told her not to go after the first day.

Since then, it was only Mercy! Mercy!! Mercy!!! I thought about her and always wanted to see or be around her. My quest to win in life wasn't hampered too. So I felt I wasn't backsliding.

Alas, I began to realize that I needed to disembark from whatever that was growing between Mercy and I. I was really young then and didn't want to be attached with any lady. That was how I dropped off contacting Mercy slowly. Twice a week turned to ones in three weeks to none in a Month.

She'll call me sometimes and ask about me. Always told her that I was busy. We're still cool til date; we're now status viewers off course. Saw her updates recently and concluded that the Hand of God must have waved over her life.

PS: low budget redpillers shouldn't bother commenting.

FuckDModz:
Jungle justice is the only way to stop yahoo boys. When we are done roasting armed robbers, we will descend on yahoo boys.

If you're a yahoo boy out there, your days are numbered.

dre11:
Bandits Raping Our Wives, Daughters For Failing To Pay N2m Levy Per Community —Zamfara Residents



https://tribuneonlineng.com/bandits-raping-our-wives-daughters-for-failing-to-pay-n2m-levy-per-community-zamfara-residents/

FERNANDEZISBACK:
They will run away from this thread or come here to justify their reasons for insulting women..but note never take them serious cos they are still growing up..

QueenEowyn:
Yes, that dirty looking, poor, rechard cannibal

Haakeem:
Your number 3 isnt correct bro! Its a normal thing,being a redpiller doesnt mean u should be mean to ur girl freind, DON'T JUST LET HER USE YOU.

Rosaline5000:
Please I am not looking for anything except data, please help a sister out.
Nowhere to buy recharge card where I am and I need data for some stuff.

Anybody that can help me with data transfer
I will very very grateful.
God bless you this beautiful day and remain bless.

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Hermzou:
A 16- year-old boarding student of
Elkanemi College of Islamic Theology
Maiduguri has been handed over to the
police over the attempted murder of a
younger student.
He was said to have slit the throat of an
11-year-old JSS 1 student, Jubril Sadi
Mato, with a razor blade at about 10:00 pm
on Saturday night.
Jubril was, however, immediately rushed to
the University of Maiduguri Teaching
Hospital, where surgery was conducted on him,
His parents, who live in Yobe State, said
they had received a disturbing call on
Sunday morning from the school authority
asking them to come over.
“Though in critical condition, he is
breathing normally, I thank God that he is
still breathing. The person who did this
thing to him must be a serious criminal.
This is a heinous crime to get hold of a
small boy like this and slit his throat it’s
terrible. The CID came and they met me
here and I am sure they are on top of it,”
his guardian told Channels Television.
Also speaking to journalists, the principal
of the junior section of the school, Kashim
Ibrahim Abdullahi said: “This incident
happened in the night and was after the
prep time. I was in my house in the
quarters of the Elkanemi College when the
students ran to me and said somebody
was bleeding terribly. So, I picked my car
and rushed the boy to the state specialist
hospital where the doctor referred us to the
trauma center here in the University of
Maiduguri Teaching Hospital.
“The child has been given a befitting
treatment and an operation before he was
brought to the Intensive Care Unit”.
Family sources say Jubril’s vocal cavity
was affected by the injury but he has been
able to scribble some details of what
happened on the night he was assaulted.
The school authorities also denied
allegations of an attempt to shroud the act
in secrecy in order to set the perpetrator
free.
“We are going to stand to see that justice is
given; we are not going to support anybody
that will do this heinous act. We are a
school of Islamic theology and this is not
what we are preaching but you know when
you are dealing with human beings, some
human beings are vicious you may not
know. This is something that is hidden but
thank God we have seen this and we are
going to take drastic measures,” the
principal said.
Meanwhile, the hostel masters in charge of
the rooms that the boys were, have been
fired, but still in the school’s custody to aid
investigations.


Source: https://www.channelstv.com/2022/01/21/teenage-boarding-student-arrested-for-slitting-schoolmates-throat/
cc : lalasticlala Mynd44

FERNANDEZISBACK:
It's nobody's business...what you read about women is your life issue..deal with it privately..
No one cares.. those who are gonna support your lack of intelligence are only doing it to pass time cos they know you are just being a blockhead..

Afro910:
A Guy Carrying A Lady's Handbag In FUNAAB
Guys, is this Love or weakness?

According to what i gathered, they're just departmental mates but the guy is crushing on the Lady while the lady is bestie_zoning him

See more photos in the link below
https://www.metaform.com.ng/2022/01/a-guy-carrying-ladys-handbag-in-funaab.html

Parkflash:
I was with a male friend this morning when he got a call from a lady, he picked up and some seconds into the conversation, his countenance changed he then proceed to put the phone on loudspeaker.

The girl was asking him to buy her a carton of noodles to take to school and that he should also give her 1500 for t-fare.

He started calling her names, said she was a shameless person and she should lose his number.

When he was done, I was like, ah ah that's too harsh na, then he told me that he only met the girl on tuesday. He gave her a ride, they exchanged numbers and he said he hoped they could hang out sometime, that was all, they haven't even gone on a date and she was already making demands!

My dear sisters, why do we keep disgracing ourselves in such manner?

Please if you do this, or know someone who does, be adviced, it's degrading.
We should be classier than that abeg.

voiceoftheupcom:
Different types of phone thieves in Lagos



Here are different types of phone thieves;
1. The Regular pickpocket

A friend at work, kept his phone in his pocket as he was about to get off a bus. When he got off, his phone was not in his pocket anymore.

The vital rule is never to leave your phone in your pocket. There are many instances where your phone can be taken from your pocket.

For example, your phone can be picked up when you are rushing to enter a bus, when you are getting off a bus or when you are just standing at the bus stop.
2. The rush to enter a bus thief

This is a skill properly perfected by petty thieves.

One day, I was at the bus stop in Ojota when a small yellow bus passed with the driver screaming “Maryland!” and more than 20 people rushed to enter the bus.

I was a casual observer because I knew my chance at getting a seat was hopeless. But as I walked towards the bus after the rush, I saw a lady was frantically searching for her phone. In the rush, her bag was opened and her phone was carefully lifted.
3. The pastor or imam who is also a thief

Here you will meet a prophet who knows everything about your life. “Yes,” he says, “You were born on a Tuesday, your mother’s name is Bisi, she is the only dark-skinned woman in your village,” and all such details.

How the heist will be carried out will be so skilful, you would have given your phone out unknowingly.

Perhaps, the truth will dawn on you when you get to your house.

This is why you should never answer anyone who asks you for directions. Just face your front.
4. The finders keeper
If you forgot your phone in a vehicle or anywhere else, it is only the grace of God that would make you find it again in that same spot.
5. The traffic or roadside robber
Imagine being stuck in traffic or walking on the road and suddenly a tout asks you for a phone while brandishing a knife or gun; there is nothing to do but to hand it over.
6. The home robbers

These ones are so bold to come into your home and ask you for your phone as if they bought it for you.

Extra care is required to keep your phone safe or in extreme cases you have to move out of Lagos to a saner city

source: https://makesensepromotions.com/different-types-of-phone-thieves-in-lagos/