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Dis recession dey affect our govt but no dey affect dangote. I don't understand dis tin again

playpaz:
To think that Mourinho sold kevin de bruyne when he was at chelsea FC is

Nothing dey pain me reach dat tin, except buhari bcoming president

Just negodu... She don forget BBOG, do like say d tin no concern her again,because dem don settle her

Nigeria army no sure,some of the boko haram boys r already in the army

Victorvexz:
This is the same man Nnamdi Kanu insulted just for been Yoruba, and ordered igbos in Aba not to attend his crusade.

Don't worry, com oct 9 2016 he will b in aba and d crowd will b more dan dis

Dis is good for our football,hope d young players agree to play for Nigeria wit d kind of people leading our sport

efilefun:
The road aint the issue but the drainage which must had been blocked by same people using that road with their gala nylon and all sort of dirt thrown on the road.

I don tink d contractors planned for dis...which is to say dey forgot about drainage system..must u blame d citizens for govt negligence?

DISGRACE of a governor

Police is your friend

Mbamifeanyi:
we all voted for change....change dat is all we re receiving

Abeg who b d "we" weh u dey talk about?

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

Bros na konji do u dis kind tin...don't blame d girl,for u to tell her ur location which was a joint it shows dat u were ready to spend

Hope he helps

Dat is to say dat anytin u post on ur blog should not b taken seriously until verified

C dis Waconzy oh...him still dey ansa celebrity?
Abeg wen last dis boy release song sef??
Mk dis guy go stay one side like SKY-B

drealnamdy:
And how is it our 3rd straight game .... Oga modify ur report jare...this is our second game...our next game is with Brazil and Croatia

Bros u jus confuse me...abeg get ur facts right..na 3rd straight game

I won't blame d team Nigeria due to d circumstance dey found their selves in d aspect of preparation before d olympics

AlphaCentauri:
to represent my country ? thats not work. thats an honor and priviliege to be picked to represent your country. imagine the recognition you will get after ? in fact i will pay nigeria if they let me represent them in olympics

Recognition for were na?? E b like u no knw wetin time dey talk...

AlphaCentauri:
these greedy boys need to be slapped. they are all rich. spend your own money. after-all you are there for your own glory and to get european clubs to see you shine. ungrateful fools. in fact you have to pay nigeria to represent us in the olympics because we know you are there for your own glory. money grabbers.

Wat is dis pant head saying?
So becos dey r all rich as u claim, dey should not b paid dere allowances...fear God na..y not tell same to ur politicians...na for dis boys own u wan get mouth...my friend jus sharap dia

MadCow1:
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Kumuyi is beginning to hang out with Politicians a bit too frequent nowadays.


Yesterday it was Fayose, Today Mimiko, Tomorrow Ambode..



We are observing him keenly.

His going round states preaching the word of God and sees it right to visit d governors of d states

emrain:
Your village in Pluto right?

How did u knw? Very smart prediction

I don taya for dis 9ja, I wan pack go my village

Shebi na baba tear him membership card publicly?

Am filled with tears here as I saw her post on facebook and now saw it here..I knw her very well she is a very pretty and full of life lady...she was introduced to me as Ada by a friend and I admired her from afar..I do call her by name and she smiles even wen she dos not knw me...I saw her before I left calabar by may..am still in shock..Ada may ur gentle soul rest in peace

manutdrichie:
How i wish you know these

1. Lagos is former Nigeria's capital, therefore earns extra 1% from the federation acct

2. Monthly IGR is up to 100bn but 30bn is being
declared, therefore Lagos state can only be compared to 23 states join together

3. Ambode has no business commissioning street light

4. Since 2014 Fayose has been paying debt incurred by Fayemi administration

With this few analysis of mine i hope am able to convince you that Ambode is an under achiever

Dis ur talk pain dem oh

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U can't try dis in malabor..

Propropro:
If he thinks Americans will help them get biafra he's surely sleeping on a bicycle. United we stand. One nigeria

If u hear dem sounding like dis u will knw y dey r called parasites

adewumiopeyemi:
nice one i hope she wont disgrace NIgeria

U gets comments like dis wen tribalism has eaten up ur brains

mamabomboy:
For once, i agree with the FG. These governors have to be held accountable for their unscrupulous actions while in office. But why is ex President Jonathan not on the list.

U don forget d last minute call? Dat call alone na him saving grace

Airforce1:
men that beating is just too much for that little girl

But she posting her sex photos on facebook is not too much of her abi?

Were is her decency? During d days of my parents ladies can't say such publicly...don't knw wat dis world is turning into

Were is her decency? During d days of my parent ladies can't say such publicly...don't knw wat dis world is turning into