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Gaggii:
I observed that my that some babes always pee before sex and none of them is ready to tell me the reason.

I just want to be sure am safe because is not all of them that does it.

asking this question @ OP is one of the early signs of covid 19, and you feel Hot while reading post, you need to call NCDC ASAP

This matter need to be settle at once if not coast no go clear o.
Life for life

emmajodeci:
Jesus Christ

ehe what happened to Him?

Aha! Okafor's law, don't be a stranger!

OP... Nnamdi Kano you said? Was he born in Kano? Is Kano born him? Is he from Kano? Did Kano Kano him? Why.

MrBrownJay1:
you forgot a few codes...
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
if one bro approaches a babe and start talking to her, bros need to step off that particular babe while he is on her case. no bros should ever try to jump on your parade.

NO TOUCHING:
if there is a 3sum (2 dudes 1 babe) under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should a bro A) have any physical contact whatsoever with the other man (your legs dont touch his legs, your hands dont touch his hands etc). B) stare at the other dude's anaconda and C) kiss the babe on the lips after she has sukced your dikc and the other bros dikc too.

SEATING RULES
if we go out and a driver brings his woman, she always sit at the back... if you want to play romantic, dont bring your bros around.

CARRY YOUR WEIGHT
if there is a boys night out, you gotta bring something to the table... even if it is just one shot of tequila for us all to share

STAND FOR THE FAMILY
if one bro has a problem with a certain individual, ALL bros subsequently have a problem with that individual.

NEVER DATE FAMILY
dating a bro's sista is BLASPHEMY and that bro will be expelled until he gets his sense back. after he gets his sense back, he must take the bros out and carry a heavy tab until we forgive him.

HOE SHARING
if a bro gets down with a hoe, he must be a brothers keeper and let her do what she does best, instead of trying to keep her just for himself. sharing is caring!

this hoe sharing sha! Nice one bro

Why God won't be angry with some people? Somebody out there is wishing to have even K or bow leg, still moving with limbs yet one tintinini thing here is depressed! Pls God give someone who will appreciate the k leg and make this one legless

Aboks:
The problem is most of northern women smells down there

j let's welcome a highly experienced personality in giving head to Hausa ladies. He's confirming what was not known to men.
G.o.a.t Abok

dukeprince50:
There is church in Dubai ni

you've killed it @ OP. I now know why there's no female Imam

Something is telling me to use Army khaki to make my face mask! I need your direction on this... Guys should i

Niyeal:
Jumped from Airplane without parachute

this kind lie...

Return back to quickie one, especially from the back the way some landers use to say.. Only God can set him free..or you exit the marriage..

You mean if high voltage cable fall in part of atlantic ocean, all the countries that share the boundaries are vulnerable to been electrocuted?

OP. Look at how lock down affect your thoughts Pls if we are not going to lagoon and practicalise it then let's forget this topic

Orces:
You forgot asslord

Naso

Orces:
I'm just wondering my fellow romancelanders, who else loves eating out a hairy puckered asshole? Cause I love rimming and I want to find my brothers and sisters in the house and know them??

... And they HEADIE'S AWARD 2020 year of cobit one and nine goes to OP himself. The best head giver, clitlicker and asslord.

Mkayfrenzy:
I really miss that show. Do they still do it

yes they do still do

Lie lie.. We must played the foatage in channels and AIT.. Just wait and see

TheSourcerer:
shifted , good morning, had a great night I hope?

smile... Yeah I did.. I trust you too had a peaceful one. Keep staying safe

jumper524:
parameter used: the eyes of the average man.
A good % would agree with me.
Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder doesn't mean we don't know ugly when we see one.

highly exaggerated indices. You are just a distant researcher with no contact to your variable as such your analysis can't be used.. Except for your kind..

TheSourcerer:
that's for ppl who believe in your 'lord'
Not everyone is under religious bondage

oh the famous sourcerer! Indeed is for people who believe in the LORD and not your type. So shift

mega411:
Guys where exactly did you get this ur idea from? Cheating is simply intentional betrayal of a mutual agreement and it can happen in a marriage, relationships, and many other areas.

of course it can happen in different ways, areas but the scope we are dealing with is marriage. That's why

OP your conscience is seered and your brain is full of relaxer.

What parameter is used to measure beauty on a large data?
Haven't you heard that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder? And one man food is another man's poison?
Gerrara here mehn! Goan pick beans instead

This generation dey misuse and manipulate the word cheating.
Cheating is for married Men and women and the Lord frowns at it.. And is called adultery.
Boy friend and girlfriend gang are only committing fornication which the Lord hates also..
So there's no such a word "cheating" in boy friend and girlfriend as long as they ain't married.. Wink

This generation dey misuse and manipulate the word cheating.
Cheating is for married Men and women and the Lord frowns at it.. And is called adultery.
Boy friend and girlfriend gang are only committing fornication which the Lord hates also..
So there's no such a word "cheating" in boy friend and girlfriend as long as they ain't married.. Wink

Haba... Until Monkeys goes extinct before we'll know the importance of keep them in museum?

Texman21:
If this makes fp i will cut my dick and post it

better cut the damn thing and post else egungun will wait for you together with the dancing group...

From the point he said he made a mistake of transferring to you instead of his dad, then immediately he said his father wants to pray for you! Hmm.. It means they were together with the father so nothing like mistake cos he could have load the card to him there and then! That's how I'll know it's A scam.. God will keep exposing em