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U forgot Jim iyke and rita dominic

knackz:
pictures of their toilet or i would'nt believe

The toilet

Some drugs can cause it ,but if are not on any medication then it might be chromomal dx or even a pointer to some hormone secreting malignancy such as suprarenal malignancy . removing the breast tissue is no big deal but there is need to explore the underlying cause get your self check out go see a doc

Pregnancy makes women unattractive. I won't even get turned on

icekream:
24mbps....school wifi

which school

Swift 4G 5mb/s

LASUCOM

24hrs light
dstv in all common space
free interent facility
football pitch
basket ball court
table tennis court e.t.c

cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

9jacrip:
Dude, pay thugs to beat that dude up, slaps here and there and if possible they flash a gun at him to put the fear of God in him.

A day or two after if you want to, call his phone and let him know if he ever lays a finger on a strand of hair on your sister again, it could get worse. I'll suggest you do not call, whenever it happens just get him beat up worse than before, he'll put 2 & 2 together and stop it.

Meeting him one on one makes no sense. It will further fuel his sense of importance which would earn you taunts behind your back and further make your sister appear helpless for running to a man who just wants to 'talk' and tell him how to handle is marriage.

Some men are just completely foolish, no matter how a woman angers you there's always the options of keeping mute to de-escalate the matter or you walk off to let matters ease off.

Bro, just go and Bleep him up. A black eye, cut lips and cuts on his body here and there will do the trick. Else, the beating will go on and possibly you may never hear of it again because your sis may decide to keep it to herself because you won't change anything if all you do is just talk.

Get him!

u make sense die

Di geh don ripe

Judas j money

skylowlow:
Ikokore


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This is also my worst food that ur image says it all

Med school is where geniuses learn humility

Our tetiary education system needs to be more flexible JAMB SHOULD be every six months and the result should be valid for 2 years . Then all tertiary institution should conduct admission twice a year

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Deiyzzay madness

NaijaStarGist:
Recent reports suggest that Simi Jamb Question has rejected Falz The Bahd Guy's love advances. Shortly after the release of Falz "Soldier" video in which Simi featured, words started flying around that backstage, Falz professed his love for the music star who politely turned him down.

Simi recently released a song herself. Her "Love Don't Care" single is still rocking airwaves and there's almost nothing Falz has to say to dispute the fact that he admires Simi as a friend and a colleague but only him can say if there's more to the admiration.

Falz and Simi would definitely make a great couple and we hope the rumors are false. Simi, please don't friendzone our one and only Falz The Bahd Guy since you yourself said "Love Don't Care". So, we hope to hear some positive news in coming weeks about some "attending events together" or "holding hands on the street" or "Going out on a date" kind of thing.

Simi, please act fast before he falls for a "Karishika".

op whar ar you seying hor diz thing da iz a rumour, ham aving seious cosign about u. U da u ha suppose to be a road model to hor di jyounger ones. ah dezzay madness

Was playing GTA San andreas wh3n I opened my account , before I knew big smoke was a bad guy

tomiobj:
I also know of a friend who got 212 and wants to study medicine & surgery in unilag. Any chance?

Lol Ur friends needs a miracle

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I hate it when government personnel give cash gift why don't do things that will make a difference long term like giving scholarships to their kids or providing amenities how can you just wake up and start sharing 31 million naira

Police stopped me on bike and said I am a suspect after finding two phones me when I asked what crime I was suspected for all they kept saying was you are a suspect till they carried me to station. I was confused and scared when we got to station and they started asking me where are the dollars and pounds . at this point i started begging them to take the 1,500 they found on me that i have never seen dollars or pound before . They finally took the money but after serious begging.

People are just shouting this is not the change we want ,would you rather have continued with a government that turned nigeria to their personal ATM ? Buhari is in no way responsible for the fall in price of oil, it is due global increase in supply of oil relative to demand and buhari is doing his best to limit the damaging effect on our economy. This problem did not start today , it started the the day we discovered oil, it started the day we decided to jettison our groundnut pyramids and cocoa plantations to become solely dependent on oil. Even if we import Obama, as long as long as oil price which is our primary source of income keep falling there is no miracle he can perform

Doberman

I've been I this situation before so I feel their pain. the year I entered med sch people with CGPA as high as 4.6 din't make it to college we had to forfeit a year and we're transited the following year after series of protest and using influential people in government that was the best deal we got. cuz our GPs were damn too high they just had to reach some form of compromise.

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Give birth at general hospital instead of going abroad to give birth

Watch got instead of watching dstv

Fly Dana, belview or chahangi airline instead of British airways

Use aboki perfume instead of foreign ones

Use glo instead of others

Go to lasu,osu, uniben or ekpoma instead of Ukraine, Malaysia,Canada etc

A friends lil Bro, 13yrs climbed up to the roof of their house a 2 storey building when asked what was his motive he said I'm doing adventure

I wonder y seun has chosen to remain so invisible even wiki has nothing on him the only infor you will find is about nairaland . It's kinda weird for a person who owns one of the most popular website on the continent not to be on Wikipedia

Seun is a social recluse l doubt he will appear to receive the award even if nairaland wins

Nigerian politicans sha. Always looking for an excuse to sqander tax payers money . can you imagine "ogun state at 40" God knows how much they must have wasted on that party money that can be used on serious projects that will benefit the common man . after they will say no money ,they can't pay salaries