₦airaland Forum

A mu gbo <runs away faaaaaàast!>

R.I.P to the fallen. May God grant their families the fortitude to bear this loss and the comfort they themselves had shown to other families in their trying times. Amen.

So what's the big deal? We all know government agencies websites are the least protected in the country and the most expensive to build because of corruption ...why won't it be hacked? Most are CMS based and once you know the CMS involved and the default settings ..bingo you're all up and running. Make dem free the poor guy joor.

What of Pinging and 2Go? Hehehe

Well open up and tell her your dreams so you two can dream together. Stop dreaming alone aloud on Nairaland. Make yourself heard.

Source?

Well, God's work in progress jam Marriage in progress equation balance noni

Great! Year of Graduation? 2000 EEE

Try this site http://www.apmg-international.com/en/exams/on-line-exams.aspx the organize the exams. You apply to write at any of the British Council offices nationwide and or explore the Online version if you are self-studying. Another option would to visit accredited trainers - Philips Consulting etc and book to write an exam through them after undergoing requisite training.

Note that it might be cheaper if self-studying and siting for the exams outside the accredited trainers. All the best to you.

Either they were using 'Chop Sticks' kind of knife or the knife itself was 'Made in China' and so not strong enough.

Hmmm ...where did he suffer the seizure? Nigeria or Algeria?

It took you this long to root?

Check your Windows power management settings. Might be set to turn on when lid is open. Change to suit your needs,

Events in recent past has gone on to lend credence to this popular saying that "Nigerians are the happiest in the world. For example.

1. When Abacha died, not many knew that the country was almost a the brink of arnachy save for Major Al Mustapha's purported brilliance in doing the right thing. Nigerians celebrated the death.

2. GEJ increased fuel price on New Year's day, country went on strike ..Occupy Nigeria it was named after the famous Occupy Walls Street. However unlike the Walls Street version, ours became a carnival. All musically dead musicians became activists churning out songs to the admiration of the supposedly suffering masses. What happened thereafter could only be imagined.

3. Boko Haram menace came up and immediately it became the norm to call any Hausa man ..muslim or not Boko Harama even though they the hausas and muslims had a fair share I the rampage.

4. During the floods when families and everyone were crying for the lost and damaged property, some folks right in the middle of the floods setup a drinking spot and took photographs which went viral.

5. GEJ though celebrated as the first President from the Niger Delta, became the most insulted in history. Names and phrases such as 'retardeen', 'president without shoes' etc became the norm.

6. Cutting long story short, the sad plane crash incident in Lagos this morning bearing the corpse of former Aviation Minister and former state governor of Ondo suddenly brought up memories of Fela through his song 'Confusion Break Bone' with the popular chorus ....'deadi bodi getti accident ...yeeeeepa, double wahala for deadi bodi and the owner of deadi bodi' which seem in place as the the family members (owners of deadi bodi) were involved.

While not supporting these show of insensitivity, I wonder out aloud 'what do we do in such situation'? Cry or jubilate that God is punishing our causes of failure?

A former Aviation Minister who during his time would have made impact by flushing out these dead airlines but did nothing, never thought of setting up a world class medical facility back home during tenure as governor? He died few hours returning from medical check up overseas, burial now a cause of pain to many.

Sympathy to the deads' family and speedy recovery to the injured survivor ...lets show sympathy too NL

As usual ....In a statement from an adviser, President Goodluck Jonathan extended his condolences to relatives of the dead.
"President Jonathan views the plane crash as most unfortunate and regrettable, given the concerted efforts of the federal government to enhance aviation safety in the country," said the spokesman, Reuben Abati. "He has therefore ordered a thorough investigation of the crash by all relevant agencies with a view to determining the cause and taking further actions, as may become necessary."

This man nor de taya? So many committees no solution! Haba kena.

See serious Ex-BBA Mate whilst the others are busy forming fine boy and girl #melvin #beverly mtscheeeeew!

Badt guy!

Oooh ...tot you wanted to tell us eagle has also joined the strike ...#wakapass jooooor mtscheeeeew bird or eagle all na same weda den paint am gold sef.

To force out the hydrogen build up on the terminals. Though build usually noticeable in old lead-acid batteries ...still the principle work on other batteries too.

Doyin Okupe ...1999 to date still spitting fire at government critiques. Nobody mentioning our babe Allison-Madueke at least no more fuel scarcity though enough bleeding by rouge oil companies still raging on.

omotizzle: Hi guys, I paid my 1k last week tuesday on trying to log in and print my Final slip, I was told on d site, I have to wait 2 working days b4 I can print, since then I have been trying to slip, still getting same result, I wanna know watz wrong

How is that a problem?

....So City still haven't gotten over their champion's league throes.

Sad ...he got everything as a kid growing up till end of university yet he never made an attempt at bettering the lives of others youths as a minister. Come de brag here about training all kids in UK while here kids can barely learn. God is watching ooo!

Do you mix the pap with say ground cray fish, agidi with ogbono soup? Might be helpful.

Badt Guy! I dey #laughoooo

No bi scam but don't part with any money for 'processing'

Run from house! After all you don pass 18 years abi? #ewu ...your papa wan better your life you de dodge oya naaa! Mtscheeeeeew.

Hmmm ...see how devil de do hin own? Like say dat tif-man enter Onazi blows ...na so our World Cup Qualifier with Ethiopia go just de in doldrums. Abeg make una warn de guy o ...na Rome (Italy) hin dey o and those guys na Mafian boys de send them do runs toh!

Old wine in new skin doesn't make taste any better! Same ol' thieves but in different parties doesn't make them any different thieves. Where were they when all the inhuman policies were being implemented? Nonsense