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Wole Soyinka's IQ is only exemplary in literature. Outside literature, he is a thorough loser.

LOL, thats not really an airport. That could pass for a village Aerodrome.

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Every great woman, pushes her husband to success! Dame Patience Ebele Jonathan, thanks immensely for influencing our greatest President in the History of Nigeria to take this noble cause. We, the Patriots, hereby thank you for taking care of our President and to God Almighty for creating a woman just like you.

You are Patience personified, Woman glorified and Mother Exemplified.

WE LOVE YOU.

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HER EXCELLENCY, LAUGH AT THESE LOSERS. COS WE LOVE YOU! YOU ARE NOT A "MERE DOMESTIC APPENDAGE" BUT WOLE SOYINKA'S WIVES WERE. A MAN WHO MARRIED 3 TIMES AND DIVORCE 3 TIMES CAN BEST BE TERMED 'BEARDED AROMANTIC NEMATODE" YOU ARE OUR FIRST LADY 2011-2019.

ASO ROCK IS NOT VACANT TILL 2019

Joblessness

Omen100: Dude, you are one hell of a scumbag, who is hustling for what to eat, I know your type, you are an hungry man who is here to fight for his stomach & you shall continue to fell your belle with scrubs, hungry man like u, 1diot & a bloody shoe shinner wey dey parade himself like human being & na complete animal 4 inside forest, goat.

I wasted my intellectual patrimoniale without carefully reading your signature. How can I expect a worshiper of Sango to understand Economic and Budgetary lexical registers. I am not interested in chatting with losers. Only poor people keep talking about food, hunger, poverty and suffering. You and I are echelons apart.

What Madam Minister simply says in a lay man term, is this, once more:

Shortfall in cash does not imply that the economy is bad, it does not indicate that the country is broke.

Shortfall in cash means that to wholly implement the 2013 Budget, the amount budgeted for the year (2013) due to Fluctuational Marginal Differences and/or inflationary forces has not been able to accommodate all the things that the budget of 2013 was supposed to fulfill.

She is asking that the Legislatures to "amend" the Appropriation act to de-incorporate financing of the things we can not achieve this year if the budget is to be implemented as is, or, permit the use of more funding to achieve what was set aside for the 2013 fiscal year.

She also requested for permission for some of the funds in Excess Crude Account to be used as Stabilization Funds for the Sovereign Wealth Account so has to maintain our rates against market forces on the SWF.

I don analyze am for Nigeria English now, so all you hating, poor and illiterate, Angry, Pained, Criminal nemotodial APCians can now understand what educated Executive madam Minister was saying.

Omen100: U better shutup ur disgraced common criminal mouth dere, na watin go enter ur belle u dey hustle 4 so,scumbag.

Little Cockroach, since I am paid by the Federal Government, then I am a well-to-do fellow and not a loser like you nematodes who can hardly spell in English. I am not a scumbag, I am very well-lettered fellow in the art of sincere truth-telling, fact-finding and haters-bashing. You APC lovers are so emotional and unintelligent for my liking.

You are not qualified to be called a Nigerian, you are a persona non grata.

raystanley: GEJ FORTY MAN PAID LAPTOP DUMB A*S*S BY NOW YOU ARE MEANT TO HAVE DECAYED IN YOUR GRAVE...

Yes, I am a Paid GEJ Laptop number 1. You can not be paid cos you are uneducated m0ron without academic locus standi. You are a chronic loser and losers dine with APC. I belong to the ruling PDP. Die!

I repeat for those who did not read:

Shortfall in cash does not imply that the economy is bad, it does not indicate that the country is broke.

Shortfall in cash means that to wholly implement the 2013 Budget, the amount budgeted for the year (2013) due to Fluctuational Marginal Differences and/or inflationary forces has not been able to accommodate all the things that the budget of 2013 was supposed to fulfill.

She is asking that the Legislatures to "amend" the Appropriation act to incorporate financing of the things we can not achieve this year if the budget is to be implemented as is, or, permit the use of more funding to achieve what was set aside for the 2013 fiscal year.

She also requested for permission for some of the funds in Excess Crude Account to be used as Stabilization Funds for the Sovereign Wealth Account so has to maintain our rates against market forces on the SWF.

I don analyze am for Nigeria English now, so all you hating, poor and illiterate, Angry, Pained, Criminal nemotodial APCians can now understand what educated Executive madam Minister was saying.

Shortfall in cash does not imply that the economy is bad, it does not indicate that the country is broke.

Shortfall in cash means that to wholly implement the 2013 Budget, the amount budgeted for the year (2013) due to Fluctuational Marginal Differences and/or inflationary forces has not been able to accommodate all the things that the budget of 2013 was supposed to fulfill.

She is asking that the Legislatures to "amend" the Appropriation act to de-incorporate financing of the things we can not achieve this year if the budget is to be implemented as is, or, permit the use of more funding to achieve what was set aside for the 2013 fiscal year.

She also requested for permission for some of the funds in Excess Crude Account to be used as Stabilization Funds for the Sovereign Wealth Account so has to maintain our rates against market forces on the SWF.

I don analyze am for Nigeria English now, so all you hating, poor and illiterate, Angry, Pained, Criminal nemotodial APCians can now understand what educated Executive madam Minister was saying.

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Any dog can set up a blog and fellow dogs read without reasoning....TUFIAKWA!

With the increased influx of kids and low IQ(ed) persons into Nairaland, comes declined ad placement proportional to financial levity of the owners of nairaland. If the Mods and Supermod are not inspired to getting rid of the dwindling trends, then we do not need a TB Joshua to predict that Nairaland will most possibly go the way of Hi5. The time to act is now so we do not lose total credibility in the eyes of the do-wells who patronize once great site by means of reading, paying for ads and hitting of ads. The time is now.

Peace from Billyonaire

Your quest for answers is not sincere, but what is sincere is your ability make other fat ladies learn from the advise offered to you.

Ivy League Family...

Seun must be losing money on adverts cos this forum is becoming a place for losers and kids who neither advertise nor click on adverts. Until the forum is moderated in a rightful way, it will continue to sink to unmentionable depths.

Need I remind the Northern goons that in true Federalism, its not only state police that is legitimate demand, but 100% resource control is also a legitimate right ?

Toktee: Plus ur old man =5

hahahahaha, that is fantastic.

Amaechi is now afraid of his shadows. I told him and he didnt listen. You can never win this fight, forget the hungry people of nairaland that couldnt even protest subsidy removal.

The Country is doing great, so whats the fuse about just 10 jets on the Presidential fleet. I think we should consider the fact that these 10 jets were not bought in this Administration. A lot of you are blinded by speculations.

I own 4 private automobiles, and each of these vehicle serve a purpose, if the Presidency finds need for 10 jets, they should have it. We should do our jobs and let them do theirs, Presidency is more than just GEJ, count the numbers.

There are more reasons you should change to Christianity, but it has to be your choice finally, one can only advise.

Very handsome. I actually meant the reverse

e-herbal:
too late hag.you now seek truce when the odds are against you.you started the war and must fight it thru.still waiting for that public debate with wole soyinka.i intend to personally make it a youtube classic.mods pleeeeaase front page tins.we need to take this embarrasment apart and let her know Nigerians cant be taken for a ride.

Who is this nobody ?

you no dey fear money ? Wetin be 12m

TechyGuy: When SW and their counterparts in the North take to the street to REVOLT, please remember that the oil wells cannot be relocated

After they are through with their revolution, we declare our secession to Niger Delta Republic, god, what a sweet name for a sweet Republic to come.

1ndidi2: Lol! Yeye you
Ngwanu! I'm off to dream airport, see ya !

Nwanyi nkem, have a revolutionary dream. We shall see at Occupy Banana Island.

TechyGuy: Bros, abeg na. Okay, make I handle the lying lips.

LOL, you can roast the lying lips.

1ndidi2: As long as ma name will change to billionaira! I am ready!

Baby, dont worry, I am God's gift to you. You and I, can revolt better in style. Leave those poor people who have nothing to lose. We can jet out to Dubai and enjoy life, when the poor people are done killing themselves, we come back.

TechyGuy: I swear, na Tinubu go be my first point of call, lol!

Guy, no try am oh. He is mine........I go remove those bulky eyes..

Na today ? I am starting my own revolution in the bedroom tonite....she too package, I cant leave her....

adamushaibu: Pls somebody in govt should tell our leaders, prophet T B Joshua's prophecy never fails oh!

Personally those workers that I sacked in January, I heard that they are finding things difficult, I've decided to call them back.

Also looking for opportunity to employ more, I want to escape any violence in nigeria. God bless and help Nigeria.

Why call them back when you can use that salary to buy some AKs and SMGs ?

1ndidi2: I'm ready

You and I, we will do the revolution together.....in styles

Which Date is the Revolution naw, so that I can arrange myself. I will lead the squad that will go to Tinubu's House...LOL

When you people start revolting, no come near my gate oh. I go use mace on una head.