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this is a fake story,photoshop why is d man laughing & woman not beserk,where are d crowd?

which channel is showing it?

meshacha1:
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holding a book and trying to hide it.
Doctor: "what is this?"
Patient: "this is the book I wrote. Total 500
pages."
Doctor- "Wow, you wrote 500pages! Thats
impressive, What did you write?"
Mad Patient: "1st page I wrote ...The king rode
on a horse & went towards the jungle. And on
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jungle."
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did you write?"
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(The sound of the horse running)
Doctor: "who will read your story?"
Patient: "I'll post it on Nairaland and my friends
will surely read it... I mean they are reading now
____
Happy Sunday you all

confirmed we're.

datribune:
UMAR GARBA HAS BEEN VINDICATED. I remember when d then Acting Governor, Umar Garba was schemed out by d party big-wigs who shifted d primaries to Abuja because they knew if they held d primaries in Taraba state d delegates would vote 4 him. He warned them dat dis could happen but they were blinded by their usual impunity.
dis is indeed a big blow to impunity & a giant stride by d Nigerian Judiciary.

PdP & mago mago.

Opinedecandid:
Love Fayose.
Hate Fayose.

Call him names, if you like.

He is the number one defender of our democracy in the this administration.

Fayose that use soldiers 2 rigg ekiti election a defender of democracy.

ochiora:
In as much as I desire for a Nigeria where a female will be elected as a governor, but as a lawyer this judgement should be overturned on appeal. Reason being that neither INEC nor the Tribunal has the jurisdiction to decide on intra party activities, I.e whether or not the candidate was validly nominated by the party he or she represents.

u must B a law school dropout.

TonyeBarcanista:
Who's the dundee? Did you comprehend that there was NO delegate that participated in the sham in Benue as against S78 of the EA and that other 5 APC aspirants rejected the arrangement?

Look judgement is base on evidence,did d other 5 APC aspirants appear as witness in court or u think judges accept hear say,was they any evidence that ortom is still a member of pdp tendered in court?

chukkiephil:
wow!! Really, now this is funny, was it not the same INEC that cleared the candidate to contest for election? So why did INEC allow him to contest for the election? This Government is now turning INEC into a joke

U pple 4get it was GEJ in power when inec accept that flaw primary not Buhari.pdp always shooting himself ind foot & wailing like mad hyena,common primary they cnt conduct freely & fairly,always rigging,an undemocratic party.

TonyeBarcanista:
Just yesterday, the Taraba state governorship election petition tribunal that sat in Abuja nullified the election of Governor Ishaku Darius of the PDP in favor of Hajia Aisha Alhassan of APC. The decision was based on the ground that Architect Ishaku Darius was not validly nominated by the PDP in contravention of Sections 78, 85 and 87 of the Electoral Act(EA 2010). Specifically, the tribunal held that the PDP never had legal candidate for the Taraba poll.

If we are to go by the judgement, then it will be fair for the Benue state election tribunal to nullify the election of Governor Samuel Orthom of APC because his nomination contravened S 78(b)(1)(2), 85(1) and 85(2) of the Electoral Act as well.

Governor Orthom's Illegitimate Nomination:
According to INEC's timetable for 2015 General election, primary election of candidate was slated for October 2 and December 11, 2014.

The APC Governorship primary election for Benue state was originally slated for December 4/5 2014, but it wasn't held. It was again shifted to December 11, 2014(deadline) but NO primary election was held on the said day. No report that any delegate participated in ANY primary election on that day. The party 'elders' settled for a consensus candidate before the midnight of the day. Even the pro-APC Nations Newspaper reported that;

"Chief Ortom emerged after other governorship aspirants stepped down for him at the end of a close door meeting brokered by the senate minority leader, Senator George Akume, in Makurdi."
www.thenationonlineng.net/benue-apc-settles-ortom-governorship-candidate/

In fact, the five other APC aspirants including, Emmanuel Jime, Mike Iordye, Akange Audu, Sen Joseph Waku and Prof Steve Ugbah released a statement on December 12, 2014 to REJECT the arrangement of the so-called party elders in Benue state (see here www.leadership.ng/news/394871/benue-apc-primaries-5-guber-aspirants-reject-ortom).

Further more, INEC was NOT present at the dead of the night to witness the illegitimate arrangement that was held inside somebody's parlour. Let us no forget that Goodluck Jonathan though a PDP consensus candidate, went through formal primaries to fulfill the Electoral Act.

APC Has No Legal Gubernatorial Candidate For Benue state:
Going by the above, the arrangement that brought Samuel Orthom as the APC candidate for Benue state governorship election contravenes sections 78(b)(1)(2) and85(1)(2) of the Electoral Act 2010.

Section 78 (b) (1)(2) of the Electoral Act states: In the case of nomination to the position of Governorship candidate, a political party shall where they intend to sponsor candidates:

(i) hold special congress in each of the Local Government Areas of the States with delegates voting for each of the aspirants at the congress to be held in designated centres on specified dates.

(ii) the aspirant with the highest number of vote at the end of the voting shall be declared the winner of the primaries of the party and aspirant’s name shall be forwarded to the commission as the candidate of the party, for the particular state.

The arrangement that brought Orthom never met the above condition. Hence, the APC technically has no candidate for Benue state governorship election 2015. There is no record that APC Benue delegates endorsed Samuel Orthom as candidate through voice votes or ballot box. There is also no record that INEC witnessed any Benue APC governorship primary election on or before December 11, 2014 which is in contravento to S85 of the Electoral Act.

The PDP candidate Terhemen Tarzor should have been declared as the legitimate winner of the election by INEC and the Tribunal.

INEC's and Judicial Glaring Hypocrisy:
The position of INEC on Taraba and Benue states reeks double standard. While they testified that they never witnessed ANY primary legitimate PDP primary for Taraba state governorship contest, the FAILED to testify same for Benue state. This issue though part of PDP's petition, must be seriously pursued by the PDP at the Court of Appeal to reclaim Benue state to the people.

The Petition tribunal in Benue state unfortunately dismissed the issue on "technical" ground in the rulling on September 21, 2015 in order to keep Orthom in power. This is double standard from the Judiciary. You can't nullify A and Uphold B when they bother on the same matter. I'm optimistic that the Court of Appeal will upturn the verdict.

What is good for Taraba should be good for Benue.!!!


May God Bless Us All and Bless Nigeria

Even if all case are d same,d judges & lawyers cannot b d same.To Hell with ortom pdp can hav his head! he is still 1 of them.

I wont be surprise if Gej,Wike,David mark join Pdp.

[quote author= post=39772023]It's the season of defections in political Nigeria. See list of prominent politicians who have defected to the All Progressives Congress, APC after the success of Muhammadu Buhari at the polls.

Former Edo state Governor, Osarhemen Osunbor
Edo PDP governorship candidate Maj-Gen. Charles Arhiavbere (rtd)
Gbemisola Saraki
Ondo state gubernatorial candidate in 2012, Dr. Olusola Oke
Jigawa State deputy governor, Ahmad Mahmud
Brigadier Gen Chris Onja (rtd)
Former AGF Michael Aondoakaa
Mrs. Ayoka Lawani (Oyo PDP)
Majority Leader in the Gombe State House of Assembly Hon. Mamman Alkalio
Mother of the former State Governor, Eunice Uzor Kalu
Former member of the House of Representatives, Hon Nnanna Uzor Kalu
Former Chief of Staff to Governor Theodore Orji, Mr. Mascot Uzor Kalu
Legal adviser of the outlawed Ombatse militia group, Zamani Allumaga
Former Deputy Senate Majority Leader, Jonathan Zwingina
Former Minister of External Affairs, Idi Hong
Serving Senator, Bello Tukur
Serving Senator, Ahmed Barata
PDP Chief, Sadiq Haske
Former military governor of Kaduna and Katsina States, Gen. Lawrence Onoja, rtd
Former PDP, governorship aspirant in Benue State,Dr Mathias Oyigeya
Former Chief of Staff to Senate President-David Mark, Chief Agbo Oga
Former PDP Benue Chairman,Chief Mike Iduma
Former PDP Benue Chairman,Major Lawrence Ugbo, rtd
Former member of the Benue State Executive Council, Barrister Peter Ochijele

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/11/list-of-24-top-politicians-who-defected.html
No Aaondohakaar shld not be allowed.[/quote]

[quote author=bennyzone post=39777220][/quote]Ignorance is not an Excuse b4 d law!

changeagent:
Taraba State Tribunal sacks Gov. Darius Ishaku of PDP and declared Aisha Jummai Alhassan of APC (Maman Taraba) lawful winner of April 11 Governorship Election 2015 in Taraba.

Pdp una wicked oo!una no fit leave just one sit 4 woman

Montaque:
-( I) Subject to subsection (2) of this section, if the Triounal or the Court as the case may be, determines that a candidate who was returned as elected was not validly elected on any ground, the Tribunal or the Court shall nullify the election.
(2) Where an election tribunal or court nullifies an election on the ground that the person who obtained the highest votes at the election was not qualified to contest the election, the election tribunal or court shall not declare the person with the second highest votes as elected, but shall order a fresh election.

I have seen that APC is bent on something undemocratic.

This one na TOGO CONSTITUTION you they qoute.

princdebola201:
The only hope PDP has is to stand against the jugdement of the tribunal on the grounds that the tribunal doesn"t have the power on pre Election Matters..
Cos gover ishiaku was not properly appointed by the Party,cos the Primary was supposed to be Done in the state..INEC warn Pdp they way they conduct their primaries but they never Listen

PDP is the architect of it's own failure..

But supreme court decides Rotimi Ameachi matter as d validly elected gubernatorial flagbearer even if it is a Pre-election matter,so called "pdp's family affair".

PRYCE:
News reaching me from my homestate is that The PDP has an Excellent case to upturn the Governorship Tribunal's judgement at the court of appeal because Aisha's Petition was NOT ABOUT MR DARIUS' ELIGIBILITY which the court based it's judgement on but ON FAIRNESS OF THE ELECTION.

THE PETITIONER SUBMITTED A PETITION ON THE CREDIBILITY OF THE ELECTIONS AND NOT ON MR DARIUS' ELIGIBILITY!

The tribunal delivered a completely different judgement on a non-existent application!

CC: tonyebarcanista and all legal practitioners in the house... Is this True?

He!He!!Pdp how market,her lawyers can quickly go & update her application to reflect d judgement.

Atiku leave buhari alone make he see road well 4 us ooo!

This is d 1st time police arrest a big thief not inviting him 4 questioning?Is this d wind of change blowing?

Abeg make them shift aside make young guys get job jare!

lexicot:
Your statements made sense until the 'bolded' one. Do you think hitler picked up a gun during the world war 2 conquering quest. Words and motivational speech are far stronger than the most sophisticated man made weapon.

Dog and baboon blood will soak together - Buhari (paraphrasing)

The above wordings is enough to justify that he is solely responsible for the massacre of innocent people during that election. He is far guilty than the person that picked up the weapon.

Next time try to draw reasonable conclusion as per providing evidence. I'm Sick and tired of this blind follower-ship.

look my frd he never gathered his followers & told them dogs & baboons will be soak in blood,he only grant an interview were he said idiomatically dogs & baboons will be soak in blood if........which means their can be trouble if.....He is just predicting what might happens if free & fair election is not allowed...just look @ how wike/pdp allow blood 2 flow in rivers state during last election.

Bruce lee pls be patient Time never reach.

I hope many pdp senators will not port to apc

more wives to follow.

Eziokwu!True talk.

LoveMachine:
http://thenationonlineng.net/south-east-roads-needs-urgent-attention-osinbajo/

Why did dey not tell Gej to fix it all the while.

Pls return our stolen $dollars & live,or else die & go to hell!

All d mudafuckers!who took us thru this mess,shld be rounded & jail.

TonyeBarcanista:
All Hail Colonal Hameed SACK Ali. He fired 30,000 Civil Servants as Military Governor of Kaduna state in 1997. He is determined to sack more.

He has done it before, he will do it again!


All Hail Rtd Col. Hameed SACK Ali... Kai Baba

How can a state hav 30,000 useless civil servants

Location & 500

I wish to see this lady without makeup.

I advice him to overtax those big thieves so that they will started selling their private jets.

He has not said any thing new but d truth even America,Britain,donald trump know all & more about our corruption,indiscipline,rigging,selling of counterfeit drugs & drug pushing which pdp made worst in the last 16yrs.