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kamair237:
Where her papa dey??

Busy trying 2 produce another daughter.

I hope she did not hav any iota of her father in her b/c thaT will be disaster,her father deserve 2 be disown.

No wonder cucumber is expensive those days,a perfect alternative 2 cock.

So na only 47 BH dey make does biafrans dey shout like okuko,let dem sharpen dia machetes & dane gun eany BH prisoners that escape frm okwulobia prison shld be brought down,time 4 easterners 2 take dia pound of flesh.if dey cannot fight 47BH how can dey fight 4 Biafra republik?

So na only 47 BH dey make does biafrans dey shout like okuko,let dem sharpen dia machetes & dane gun eany BH prisoners that escape frm okwulobia prison shld be brought down,time 4 easterners 2 take dia pound of flesh.

MrImole:
From Lere olayinka [S. A on Publicity and new media] to EKiti State governor.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10204510693192264&substory_index=0&id=1380833650&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10204510693192264&__tn__=%2As

i expect pdp to say a murder convict,a murder suspect is just beer parlour accusation only d court can pronounce him guilty as of today he is as clean as a koso,even fayose a pdp gov.is a murder suspect.

meforyou1:
Buhari is threading through a foolish path by this action. Successive governments don't revert the promotions of public or civil servants. And he remember power is transient

what is dia performance 2 earn them this bogus promo in d 1st place we still hav terrorism,militants,cultist,ritualist,kidnapping, even seditious Radio biafra.

meforyou1:
Buhari is threading through a foolish path by this action. Successive governments don't revert the promotions of public or civil servants. And he remember power is transient

what is dia performance 2 earn them this bogus promo.we still hav terrorism,militants,cultist,ritualist,kidnapping, even seditious Radio biafra.

He/she is not a true human spirit but a demon incarnated in human flesh.

Make wailers leave Buhari alone ooo!Bokoharam was formed & started when PdP is in power,Buhari & Apc is not up 2 one yr old.BH na pdp shit.

Nurses that work,breath,eat in disease infested envirnment make nurse no come carry ebola come house oooo!

Very Good one!who are d dullards that said PMB is not working.

Wow!dis iz d only thread no e-diots or tanoids hav not insulted our beloved president keep it up.

Sen.BAT pdp nightmare,Pdp albatross,d conquering lion of bodillion.d Jagaban of apc,d crusher of pdp,d destroyer of d umbrella cult,d master strategist.

Damn!dat iz a mudapfucking Love Machine but must he make it look exactly like a Rooster.

A simple as bannana,d thing we u go find go sokoto dey 4 sokoto trouser.

DollyParton1:
Since when did gender determination depend on women. It depends wholly on men due to the fact that only men can produce Y chromosome which gives rise to a male.
The research is nothing but fake by bunch of morons.

it still depend on d women internal envrnment,u cnt win a race if d road is not smooth,full of pot holes,ditches,mud,acidic water,broken bottles.

Am sure one is a clit tickler.

Damn!this guy is damn lucky 2 hav a spare.But this is not fair why is majority denied d benefit & luxury of hav 2 dicks?

fctguy:
The groundnut pyramids of Kano were a sight to behold and told a wonderful story of agricultural sufficiency and of a fruitful nation. It revealed a country that knew the way to sustainable development, through agriculture, self sustainability and hard work.

https://s6.postimg.org/axykk7tox/groundnut_pyrammid.jpg

Over the years Nigeria has gone away from farming as we started to over rely on oil, a resource with a finite life shelf. The land of Nigeria is blessed, sow a seed and it will surely grow. We have the potential to be the food basket of all of Africa. When we produce our own food as we used to do in the past to a larger degree than we do today we can rest assured that no matter the global economic outlook, inflation would always be under control because we would have more than enough internally generated food to feed the population. As our imports grew and grew so did inflation.

https://s6.postimg.org/5l9q635sh/Ground_nut4.jpg

https://s6.postimg.org/hpozn2ioh/groundnut3.gif

It is appropriate to look back and remember the things that made us great back then and agriculture was certainly one of them. As the picture shows, the groundnut industry alone provided employment of many youths, youths today are easily enticed into militancy because of the lack of jobs yet we have resources to create thousands of jobs off the God given fertile land we sit on.

https://s6.postimg.org/o4slxhes1/groundnut1.jpg
They were viewed as both a tourist attraction and a symbol of wealth. In the 1960s and 70s, as production in Nigeria shifted from agriculture to oil, the groundnut pyramids disappeared.

I am reflecting on the Groundnut Pyramids of Kano and I’m wondering; would we be able to recreate something like this again?

credits http://www.jesus4nigeria.com/comment/discussion_forum.php?id=73, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundnut_pyramids

With all d tranformation noise GEJ,NOI & min. of agric Dr.adesina made no single G-nut pyramid 2 show 4 it.

wher is d big mouth ohaneze n'digbo?wont they help thier kindred in need?

Why cnt dat man abstain frm sexx,how he go take feed 8 pple now as a factory worker?

kamez:
so mama peace is still Into politics?

when she should be writing jamb and planning on how to go back to school.

Whiich kind jamb?she shld go & enrol in okrika primary school.

hod898:
www.punchng.com/politics/buhari-obama-and-same-sex-marriage/

Abeg carry dis useless junk comot here,Go & look 4 job!

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God will punish yu 4 this show of irresponsibiliity.

Why are all d Good things comng out of Daura?& not Otuoke?why?

Yakubu Dogar-north Bukola Saraki-north Ekweremadu Ike-North

PhockPhockMan:
Who be this?

FriedPlantain:
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In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all!

FriedPlantain
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Yu shriveled elephant pizzle!

Dat deliquent shld be hang upsidedwn & wipe wiith koboko soak in pepper until his body shed blood.

I dnt know why somebody will read law & not hav common sense ontop fake phd.his he tired of dragging Buhari 2 court over certificate?

Badly formed ABS,like soil whe amatuer farmer take hoe till.

wirinet:
Which fact and figures did madam world bank reply? The same woman that does not know how much subsidy she paid oil marketers and how much she owed them. The same woman that has no clue on how much oil revenue Nigeria earns and how much of it was remitted into the federation account. The same woman that has no idea of how much waivers she granted people and companies, thereby defrauding Nigerians of billions of dollars.

Oshiomole is asking simple questions;

How much revenue was acrued into the federation for the time in question? There are so many components of revenue accruable to the Federal Republic of Nigeria. These are;
1. Oil revenue from NNPC
2. Gas Revenue from NLNG
3. Tax revenues including VAT, and various taxes.
4. Import duty taxes and duties from customs.
5. Other revenues generated from other agencies like immigration, maritime, ports, NCC and lots more.

Once again what was the Total revenue earned by all agencies under her supervision as Finance Minister and coodinating Minister of the economy?

She is only fixated on money shared from the Excess Crude Account without providing the facts and figures on total oil revenue accrued into the federation account.

Cordinating minister of d economy indeed!b4 she came our economy was doing well with $60billn in foreign account with little foriegn debt,she left d economy in ruin empty treasury,mounting domestic & foriegn debt,epileptic power supply,decay infracstructures,increasing unemployment,money wasted on phoney oil subsidy claims,fraudalent import waivers 2 cronies.she need 2 face a thorough probe let her dust her book,tribalists,tanoid shld stay aloof.