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That sounds about the same amount of time it takes to become a doctor in the U.S and in other developed countries. I actually agree with this, it might reduce the amount of medical malpractice in Nigeria.

Wats up Nairaland! It has been a while.

If there is one thing that I am sure about, it's the fact that there is no such thing as "Coincidence". Coincidence are symbols and signs hinting at the truth. I am not much of a conspiracy theorist myself, but I wonder about certain things. Why is it always the continent of Africa that gets hit the hardest with infectious disease epidemic? Take for example HIV/AIDS was discovered in the United states, but it supposedly "Originated" from chimpanzees in Central Africa. Don't get me wrong, I love science it's one of the best thing that has happened to the human race, but science has a dark side and that's it goes [size=14pt]TOO FAR[/size]. We are all guinea pigs (If you don't believe me, try to be apart of a research team and you will find out a lot of hidden secrets) in one way or another, whether you know it or not(Or you know it, and you choose to ignore that fact). We have seen many instances where science have crossed the line I.e The Tuskegee experiment, the trovafloxacin drug trial (It still amazes me that a lot of Nigerians don't know about this experiment that was conducted right under their nose) e.t.c. A renowned scientist by the name of Dr. Leonard G. Horowitz have made a claim that AIDS and Ebola are part of a series of viruses that were bio engineered in American laboratories, which doesn't sound too crazy to me when I think about the many times scientist have called for population control. HIV/AIDS and Ebola all have the same "scientific excuse" and it has something to do with Africa and Apes. Coincindence? Me think Not. I call Bull&#it and I think the African people and the rest of the human race have a right to call Bull&#it on science many excuses for Experiments gone wrong.

[size=16pt]It's only a matter of time, unless flights are blocked from the African countries affected by the virus and people coming into the country are tested for "Communicable diseases". Then it's only a matter of time until Nigeria has an outbreak, so people don't relax because Nigeria is NOT in the clear(Matter of fact, No country is). This virus has no cure and you have a higher chance surviving from AIDS than Ebola(There is only a 10% chance of surviving from Ebola). PREVENTION IS REALLY THE KEY IN THIS CASE[/size]

Metalbell: What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies
space, breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has
no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot,
cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My grandma is a
Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to you?
A professor was asked and he has this to say:
1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that
runs/walks/hops/strolls/jogs/crawl from one
side of the field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.
2. IDIOM: /to be in a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just
being lazy with a friend or lover etc.

[size=13pt]I'm CRYING!!!!! This is by far the best comment of the day! ;d.[/size] Thanks for the laugh.

Enyeama- He saved our butt too many times today.

[size=15pt]Nigeria is very good, before you pounce on me. Let me explain why I say that.
-They are good with field play
-They are good with ball possession
-They have a really good keeper (YESS! Enyema is truly one of the best keepers out there. Did you see how many times he saved our a&&es today??).

All Nigeria needs work on is..... you guessed it..... SCORINGG!![/size]

[size=14pt]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!![/size] THAT SECOND GOAL HURTS ...

[size=13pt]I STILL THINK THEY SHOULD COUNT OUR FIRST GOAL!!! [/size]

[size=14pt]EASSY FRANCE.. EASY.... EASY ON OUR BOYZZZ!![/size]

[size=13pt]holy shzeez THAT WAS CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/size] Nigeria is playing their heart out today, GOOD JOB MOSES

WHAT!!?? They don't deserve that freekick!! He fell on his leg...

DaAaNG France!! Chill on us.

I'm STILL mad about them not counting that first goal.... How the hell was that "Offside"?? B.S!!

YAAAAAYYY Nigeria is actually Playing well todaay... so far at least.

Who fücking cares about these lowlife scums?!?? [size=5pt]well apparently nairaland.[/size]

See now this is why we can't have nice things. Canada is opening their borders, and welcoming people of all nationalities to study in their country and you have people taking advantage of a law that can be easily followed. It's people like this girls, that ruin things for everybody else. If Canada decides tomorrow to give limited student visas who could blame them?

Allohrandy: I don't think the US government will waste their time and resources to search for the band members unless they commit serious crimes. In US, there are over 11 million illegal immigrants living in the States without legal paper. The only problem is that they will suffer in the US if they don't have close family in the States to help them with jobs and accommodation because no company will want to employ illegal immigrants and they cant rent an apt if they don't have drivers license.

To add to that, and even if they do have family members here sooner or later they will become a burden to them. Where I live it is extremely difficult to find people who will hire you for "under-the-table jobs" and they can no longer work at McDonalds or do all those jobs termed as "dirty" because those jobs are barely hiring legal people talk less of the illegal ones. Long story short, things are not looking good as being an illegal immigrant and I can honestly tell you that it is only going to get harder as time goes on.

Terrible time to "hide" in the U.S. Since they currently are not welcoming immigrants with open arms anymore. Just one question, Do these guys have legal papers? If not then in my naija words "Dem go suffer tire". I feel bad for them just thinking about all the suffering they will have to go through, before they finally - In Mitt Romney's -words "self-deport" themselves.

And some idïots are here blaming the doctors, what do you expect them to do in a situation like this. Leave the patient in the middle of surgery, and wait for the power to come back on?? That makes absolutely no sense at all. A good doctor makes use of whatever they can get their hands on in order to save a patient's life, including using a torchlight when there is a power outage. Whatever happens, the show must go on! You can't leave your patient to die because their is no light. It is a flimsy excuse. This shows how dedicated some Nigerian doctors are, in the midst of nothing they make use of the little they have. Nigerian doctors in my opinion are not appreciated enough and are very underrated.

*Kails*:
10 hours worth of peace, quiet, and rainfall.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_2FDRtFOAw

can't beat that.

This is really good for studying in a chaotic/loud environment. This was helpful, thanks for posting this

People call me a pessimist and I hate that word, I like to think of myself as a realist.

Quite cruel and humiliating, for a woman to have to succumb to giving birth on a lawn (of all places) In public where everyone can see her in that vulnerable state. I am pretty sure, the people who turned her away do not have any soul. The photographers also have their fault, I know this picture shed light on the situation at hand but why take pictures of her while the baby's umbilical cord is still attached to her? At least preserve a little bit of her dignity.

LoveAmaka88: I hate when I go to fashion shows and feel uncultured because I don't "get it"

You aren't the only one, some fashion shows are a joke. Some of the runway clothes look like a 3rd grader was having fun with scissors.

^^^^Wait, is that lady digging for gold?? Yuck.

Florence and the machine- Over the love


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XaHSxSyXek

I am getting obsessed with this song....

This is not a new concept, men use to do this in the past. Haven't anyone ever heard of chastity belt??
http://www.google.com/imgres?sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=O__pOzOU8jsSaM:&imgrefurl=http://www.pbase.com/image/77259204&docid=H9BISyI9WH8s2M&imgurl=http://m4.i.pbase.com/o6/67/626167/1/77259204.HobUyakz.Chastitybelt.jpg&w=740&h=555&ei=ufFXUsj_OqiayAHP-YDIBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&page=1&tbnh=186&tbnw=236&start=0&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0&tx=311.3299865722656&ty=136.66998291015625

-My personality mostly
-My brain
But if we are talking about physical attributes then it will be :
-My eyes,
-My dimples.
- I also like my hair (Mostly the fullness, and thickness of it ).
and some more stuff.

Actually, I was the one who wrote down the names of the "Noise makers" ...... Good times. Men I miss primary school in naija.

Gwekzy: witchcraft

?? ?? Da fúck is that suppose to mean¿¿¿¿¿

Awwwwww he is so caayute!! I just want to pinch his little cheeks.

prettyify: Is it me or is Akon rily fat?

If that looks fat to you, then all the guys you see must be really thin.