oyin44:
what a calamity

The kano rally has started speaking

Zombidients haven't seen anything yet

Thanksful:
Because nah you be the core north. We have a lot of fools in this country

Blesstar:
Good evening Nlanders.

A quick one..
I need your sincere opinions...

Married couples in the house, would you still WANT to be married to your current wife or husband in your next life?
(That's if there's such a thing as a next life though)

Over and over again.

And pls do well to give reasons for your answers.

Jack500:
Tinubu is the president in waiting

JAMO84:
Datti that cannot win Local government chairman, Obi is hoping he will deliver the north

festacman:
This kind of Poll represent mere opinion survey. It could show a certain trend but never a conclusive guide to reality. The likely source of error is the use of samples that are not representative of the population.

Remarkably, the objections raised by camps of Atiku, Kwakwanso and Tinubu seem quite valid.

The reality is that Peter Obi supporters should not rejoice because of this poll result. Also, Tinubu, Atiku and Kwakwanso supporters should not lose too much sleep. Election is still several months away and campaigns have not even started. One day is long time in politics. Blunders, slip of tongues and scandals will still be committed ahead of 2023.

By the way, imagine a polling outfit showing results that favor Tinubu ...

wiseone28:
Give me a bottle of Gin incase i dont get in..


If it tastes well.

EBMedia:
Big Brother Naija season 6 star, Queen Mercy Atang showed off her banging body in new photos she shared on her Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

She captioned the photos;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CVX3s6ogT08/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

dierich:
Somebody should please help me.
I'm in a rural area right now for a particular contract job that will take up to 2 weeks to be completed hence, making it difficult for me to visit hospital right now..

Since morning, I've been drinking lot of water but yet urine is not coming. Through out today, I only forcefully pass a little urine, as little as a handful of water.

I hope this is not the end for me.
I'm scared

Mods please help me push it to FP maybe I can find help pending the time I'll leave this rural area and go to my hospital

lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWHThHc4XTw

Other women will smell like excreta to your husband, pastor prays for couples.

'That woman (side chick) will look like excreta to you, they will smell to you!..it is only me you will desire in the name of Jesus' - Pastor leads prayers.

After the prayer point, the pastor urged the women to kiss their husbands as an affirmation of answered prayer.

benjackugo:
Dino Melaye was captured in a mood of worship in a video he shared on his Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

He captioned the video;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CUBO6mcIzuh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbyN__HA4Nw

wordychap:
On my way back from work, driving on a highway, I noticed two cars reversing. This is usually a sign of FRSC officers ahead but i couldn't see any so I trottled on.

A short distance ahead I sighted a police van then I came on VIO checking. I was told to pa4k which i did and the checks started.
They checked my tyres then went to my papers. The lad then said my papers look suspicious and went ahead to send my plate number to his office to authenticate my papers.

After a delay of close to an hour, hia affice called and he told me the data they have with them shows my papers ought to have expired in february 2021 but what i had with me is to expire in february 2022.

Arguments ensued and I was told the fine is 50k. I have a lot to do with the car next week and besides children's school's resuming so i couldn't allow them take the cqr to their office.

To cut a long story short, I parted with 40k to the lad and gave him 10k to get me authentic papers by monday next week.

The said 'fame papers' was issued to me at Board of Internal Revenue office in Uyo, Akwa Ibom Stage, where one is to renew his papers. I actually got there and gave a lady i was introduced to the money and she went ahead to make payments- as i assumed, and gave me the papers.

If a government agency can issue fake papers and a sister agency collect penalties what's the hope for Nigeria?

Honestly i don't think i can let this slide i have to pursue this matter, only wish i can vividly recognise the lady that got me the papers at BIR.

This is my worst experience on the road so far and ita happened when i need money. Sad!

Gospelpreacher1:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5HBpw9Oxg0

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9995371/US-President-Joe-Biden-appears-forget-Scott-Morrisons-nuclear-submarines-announcement.html

confirmedniggae:
Is #150,000 monthly salary considered a good salary ?

Is the pay ok with a wife and a kid?

What is your take?

akelicious:
https://www.akelicious.net/imolites-disobey-ipob-sit-at-home-order-photos/

Dayotheeone:
Dear Tailors,

No time for pleasantries, I am perplexed.... Omo I dey vex!
One quick question, during the time of your internship or training, did your master/oga also include in the curriculum "How craft the perfect lie to make your client wait longer" or "How to collect materials and abandon them till the dying minutes". Because I don't understand how you guys will collect cloth and advance money when you still have other pending jobs to do and then proceed to abandon the new job somewhere in man's land where you can never it untill you are packing out of the shop.

My beautiful material I bought and the design I painstakingly choose just to wear and impress my girlfriend's family has all gone to waste.

Your fellow colleague, the upcoming Lai Mohammed has been posting me since forever, now the D-Day for the occasion I am going to wear Ankara of 2001 that has faded more than Buhari's memory.

How do you people sleep at night? Do you have an "anti-curse" protection device? What gives you people the boldness to lie just like that as if it is breathing to you.

Well let me stop here for now, but before I go, E NO GO BETTER FOR UNA!
.............
Frustrated Customer


Nairalanders if you have any funny experience with tailors or how to tackle these set of monsters, please kindly share so I can learn.

Righteousness2:
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Eagle360:
Which Kain mentality be this? She strive to become who she is today with help of Almighty. If she didn't meet him, that will not stop her way to stardom.
Attention seeker

NwekeUG:
Yul Edochie: I Will Defeat All Candidates In A Free And Fair Presidential Election (Photo)

Popular Nollywood actor, Yul Edochie stated via his Instagram handle that he will defeat every presidential candidate, if a free and fair presidential election is held in Nigeria, IgbereTV reports.

Yul Edochie had earlier declared his intention of becoming Nigeria's president.

He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CTmJ_rQLUox/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link