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ok got it. . .
cool

Is there something i am missing?
I cant browse with this test server

Jouslaw:
j.i.n inc




PRICE LIST


WHM/RESSELER GOES FOR
#2500/MONTH



CPANEL/DOMAIN GOES FOR
#1500/MONTH


SERVER/IWP SCRIPT GOES FOR
#700/MONTH






FOR CPANEL and WHM u can request for a cheaper DOMAIN NAME @#1400



MY IP IS BAZED IN U.S.A




I WILL BE DROPPING TEST SERVER SOOM WHICH LAST TILL 5GB IS CONSUMED,

Fair enough
I'm waiting for your mail

Sorry i had to be the one to break the news, but this is pretty one-sided. It doesnt work both ways
Its the guy that dumps the chic when she gets fat, not the other way round
Cos when the guy gets fat, it means his pocket gitting fat too, the chic dont mind!!

Jouslaw:
GOOD NEWS,
MY SERVER IP IS

U.S.A

You have not replied my post above

Jouslaw:
SOON BEFORE EVENNING MY DETAIL WILL LAND, I MEAN COST DETAIL,

As MR BEN SAID NO NEED OF 24HRS TEST OR 2DAYS TEST,
I CAN TELL U I HAVE UPTO 5 PEOPLE THAT REQUESTED FOR TEST TILL 6DAYS THEY NEVER CALL AND NEVER TERMINATED IT B4 D BREAK/SHUT DOWN OF SERVER,

IF YOU BELEIVE IN LASTING
BIZ PLEASE JUST SEND ME A MAIL, CPANEL WILL BE GIVEN OUT,
WHM INCLUSIVE BUT WITH GOOD T.O.S

To make it the BEST HOSTING EVER,
THANKX JIN

lol at the bolded. . .
why should anyone request to test a server for 6days?
Looks like you were really lenient.
Me i need a server only for 24hours, to test its speed during the day and night
And please the server should be fast o. I know jmaine. If jmaine says your server is good, then i believe him
If you are game, my email is up there.
And like i said before, the test server should be the real thing o, so i know when i pay i will get the same speeds

Jouslaw:
MY SERVER IS COMING TO STAY NO DOWNTIME OR SERVER BREAK DOWN AGAIN,

IWP LAST BOAT OF SPEED BROWSING,

COMING SOON,

Jouslaw how far?
I hope the bolded statement is to be believed
I need a test server, and it should be the same speed as the one i'm going to buy otherwise it makes no sense
If the server is good enough, i dont need 5 days to test it
Pls send it to tosinejumola@yahoo.com
Thanx

Why is it a BIG deal when an intelligient woman is discovered?
Cos its a big deal!!!
Most females (Like the OP) are dumb.
Their grey matter trickle into their b-o-o-b-s and backsides during puberty and leave them with nothing in the head  

Forget it,
Tboy has the double.
Your luck has run out.

Jouslaw:
HOSTING PLAN FOR U.S.A BASED IP


--WHM N2500/month
--Cpanel N1100/month
-Php URL/IWP SERVER N800/MONTH

FOR EACH PHP URL/SERVER U GET U WILL BE GIVEN ADDITIONAL FRANCE SERVER WHICH THE UPTIME AND DOWNTIME WILL BE CONTROLLED BY ME

Whats the difference between Cpanel and Php url/iwp server?
Thanks

bhsadmin:
What am saying is go and get those modem that has a rating of 7.2MB (300,1600,00) of speed. Yello has not release such modem out yet so do not go there and ask of it.

engrhamid:
dont say that again ok

Oga engr hamid,
Pls how much does a 7.2Mbps (universal modem) go for, and where can i buy it?
I stay in abuja. Does mtn sell it at their office? How much
Thanks

tboy1:
Taxi for Inglorious Basztadsz please

Which taxi will want to take possession of such a battered body

engrhamid:
7.2MBPS

7.2Mbps and 7.2MBps are two different things o. . .
The correct thing is 7.2Mbps.
No be ITK sha

I see a lot of premature celebrations here just because the PDP was effectively voted out in the south-west and replaced with "untested people"
I hope your celebrations wont come back to hunt you guys

WOW, brilliant idea!
write it in a diary and keep it
I'm sure the INEC chairman in 2055 will love it!

Only a [size=15pt]FOOL[/size] will say that girl was ripped open by a train
I had accepted that train of thought, (pardon the pun), until i saw this picture
My people look at this picture
How small is the train that it ripped this girl in two without mangling any other part of her body?
Her hands, fingers every other part of her body is in perfect condition
And the way her body was placed on the tracks? HABA

I dont know why God made women like that
Seems like women all over the world attend some kind of invisible conference where they swear to abide by their abusive boyfriends
Before i got to the middle of the post, or should i say when i saw the topic, i already knew the poster was not thinking of leaving
I have a cousin and a sister both in abusive relationships, the painful part is these are beautiful ladies
Some women can just be plain stupiddd/silly/unreasonable
I was like the guy above, but in my case i had to finally leave the relationship because she didnt want to. (Although i've changed-->hallelujah)
i mean i'll get angry and be hitting her (shame on me) but she'll be crying and apologising for nothing. **shakes head**

2005, and thats cos i won money
After the arsenal goal, gunners jumping around the place looking for where to lose their money
I helped them

prince_onx:
wow! I no go even shake hands with anyone from that part of the world (^{shatap, I know u don't get it like that})

@malinga1: As a vetran on nairaland, I have been here long enough to know that you're an old timer just seeking attention. You mean you simply signed up on NL to just inform complete strangers on world wide web that you're HIV positive? Ol'boy change tori boo.

Make you come dey stigmatize am abi.
You should have called him an attention seeker if he used his true id.
Of course he is definitely an old-timer,
but one who we didnt know was positive.

lekyar:
Too much of spartacus: Blood and Sand.

The level of contradiction is unprecedented at bolded. Go for a test and find out how many ways/ means of transmission. You sure will be more educated.

haha!
I'm a university graduate, so spare me the bullshhiitt about ways of transmission
Its all through unprotected sex these days goddamiit  


Okay lets whittle the means of transmission down

1. Barbing Instruments: Negligible
   Everyone's getting their own hair clippers, those who arent are being shaved with sterilised equipments

2. Needlestick: Hello!
   Even though you cant be really too careful for this one, its safe to say this one's the least threat.

3. Unprotected Sex : Need i say more? keep screwing, keep dying
   No one is warning anyone anymore.

by 2022 a quarter of the population of lagos state will be in the latter stages of AIDS

95% of the nigerian/african sex-tapes i've watched are done without the use of condoms
Left for me, i dont discriminate against people living with hiv/aids,
but again i dont give a Bleep about them cos i know it was contracted through unprotected sex
Idiots! They should all die!!

Why are pips on here asking God Why?
Did God ask him to drink and drive?
Death probably saved him from falling into the pit of wackness like his fellow artistes
Doesnt look too good for him considering the way he died. . . .saying no more

What do you guys term "succesful" sef in these elections?
Because iyabo and bankole lost?