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Oga abeg it does not change the fact that he is a lying age cheat
Dead twin or not **rolls eyes**

rlcanon: mr.grammar skill,

does the average american speaks deceny english language in public or been private?no is the answer.but me,do not subcriber to bad.but i put it sraight to you that you are jobless and such go play for dirty.

Omg...
Did you use google translate to post this?

olaheavy: @nl.official and other Igbo nincompoops and Christian bigots, you're all fucking stupid! Are you fucking so daft that you couldn't decipher what the bloke was conveying to you? The heartless folks who experimented with the Hydrogen bombs on both Hiroshima and Nagasaki and ended up levelling those cities and wasted hundreds of thousands of human lives were whom? Christians! Those who sold their fellow human beings into slavery because of greed and racism were whom? Christians with bibles! Those who killed off millions of the Red Indians and stole their lands were whom? Christian Pilgrims from Europe! Those that exterminated the lives of millions of the Australian Aborigines and also stole their lands with impunity were of what religion or faith? Christianity! Those who boasted to have had the largest army in Africa and insisted on a shooting war with Nigeria, but were thrased by the Yoruba soldiers when they violated the no-go areas of Yorubalsnd and thereby becoming human eating CANNIBALS when we killed a couple of millions of their masanfaani Biafrans were of what faith? Christianity! Are you all fucking retarded or what? BTW, the Boko Haram fighters say their qualms are with the Igbos and other Easterners: they say they want you to leave the North Bleep off to your hellholes in the East! But, for real, Igbo cannibals, methinks you should be glad to leave the North -- afterall, that's what Uwazuruike, Bianca, and the Massob want? Oh, yes! Igbos, don't forget to LEAVE YORUBALAND also. Both the North and West reject you Igbos!

Your father must be turning in his grave at the idiot he bore

nl.official:
You spake my mind.

Wtf is "spake"?

Some people can be funny sha. Pls in what way is dbanj talented. Just take a moment, mute the beats on dbanj songs and then listen to him.
Make God keep us alive and let us watch dbanj post mohits. I'm dying to know what he'll sing with good music

Nigerians and their ostrich stance.
First I am already being sentimental cos I'm Igbo.
Secondly I prefer don jaZzy's personality.
Then again you have to realize d'banj doesn't have an ounce of talent. Yes they both need themselves but apart you can easily tell jazzy will prosper with his beats. Bleep beef

C,mon people pls help me out here...is email the only difference?
What about browsing..do I get to attach my bb to my system via desktop manager and browse with my bis?

Pls I need answers before I commit myself wrongly


Thanks

Please nairalanders help me out. .
You cant believe even stupid and clueless customer care dont even know
The one i called mention 10 email address to 1 for 1400, but i suspect there must be more to it
I want to know the major difference between the glo blackberry subscription of 2800 and 1400?

I was stumped when i subscribed for the 1400, was given 3gb but i could browse on my pc using desktop manager
Ok given the 1400 does not let you do that, what about the 2800

Do i get to connect my blackberry as a modem and browse using my bis on the 2800 bundle?
And is it also 3gb.
Pls anyone who is conversant with the 2800 plan pls let me know ASAP

Thanks

I believe the intention of this thread was to save a marriage?
So how is that going to be possible. . 1 year after?

When I saw the text, I was confused

I should think my topic is self explanatory
For those of you who dont know, MTN recently launched a time based so-called "unlimited package" where you are charged per time
You pay for the package and are alloted a time e.g 2H where you are expected to use as much data as you want within that time

I dont trust MTN, so i read the comments of those that have used the package and 99% were screaming rip-off!! rip-off!!
But being me, i had to confirm myself

Here are my findings:

1. Your modem will disconnect so erratically and frequently you may be forced to smash it in frustration

2. Your bandwidth will be so limited the only thing i can at least guarantee you will open is google's homepage

3. AMONG OTHERS. .

PLS my people beware. You can try it, at least purchase the 2hr for 250naira and confirm

MTN are horrible, despicable thieves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my goodness!! This is higher than camel back!!! Surely a policeman or something should stop them.
Thank God for my kind of person, i will stop them on the spot and provide alternative arrangement if she agrees. Damn

geeman: I switched on my Dstv abt a week ago and I got a notification to upgrade. I just clicked on the 'ok' button and it did d updrage automatically. took abt 10mins

Exactly. . me too

To all those running their mouths on how they will only take 25million per annum, and cant fly down from Silicon valley (rolls eyes),
Stay in your jobs. This is a take it or leave it offer. Do you qualify, apply. Otherwise shut up!

dipo+:
whats is it you are networking? [size=15pt]Anybody can network[/size] but programming is more intellectually demanding

Yeah like NTA network right. . .?
#DUMB

Screw Programming!!!

NETWORKING ALL THE WAYYYYYYYY

Answer me now, people haba!
Or did i post this in the wrong section?

Are there even any sugar free fruit juice drinks?
Pls if there are, i need a list of them. Those sold in nigeria
I currently have high blood sugar, and is restricted from taken sweet things like soft drinks and co
But i need a sugar free fruit juice drink to satisfy my sweet cravings.
Thanks you

I swear at a point it was reported that he had died. Both Sky News and BBC said he had died.
Even wikipedia. Immediately i heard i checked wikipedia and lo and behold he was being reffered to in the past tense, and it was said he died during and FA
CUP match with tottenham, The idiots have since edited it

He is in stable but critical condition

Wish him all the best

lindaikeji: For those who think NL is not meant for the Linda Ikeji's of this world, think again. I have my fans here also. What does it matter? It is in the name, there is just one Linda ikeji in Nigeria, a blogger and here she is on Nairaland. Okay, look at my past recent post on Suzan Peters, I did it first on Nairaland when i ask 'Was i wrong to appologize to Suzan Peters' i later blogged it, and i got about 800 [size=15pt]responce[/size]. Look at the time and confirm that it was done on NL before my blog. It is Linda here. Stop throwing stones

Ewu Malawi. . get the fkkk outta here. Fool
Even if linda ate cassava bread she wont make that spelling error
If you are Linda, I am Adele.
For one you are not even female.
How do you stand to gain from this crappy attention seeking thread?

The average Nigerian is a slowpoke. Maybe its the sun, maybe its poverty
But this obviously fake news should not be an issue

Adios

Seun has ulterior motives. . .seriously sinister motives

Someone just wakes up and posts a news piece without link, pictures or even concrete info like number Of deaths, location of accident. I'm not touching this news till its updated

how many corpers died in this crash?

how many perished in this accident?

Please i need a quick answer?
Do all BB subscriptions work on Smartphones or when used in a modem?
I ask because i use Airtel's 1400 subscription, and that one is exhausted.

I want to subscribe for a package with larger data.
should i go gor mtn's 1500 (1.5gb) or glo's 1400 (3gb) will they work on my modem?

Thanks

Pls first of all dont ignore this thread. help me
I cant believe i still havent found a solution to my problem after this long

Firstly i use a glo sim but i can only connect using gloflat. I need to connect with any of the other apns (glosecure, glogwap, glomms)
But anytime i enter the settings manually, it doesnt work

Secondly whenever i call customer care, and they claim to push the settings to my phone (even though i tell them i use the sim on a modem)
it still does not work for me

Pls all those who connect using glosecure (glodirect) or any other apn, how did you do it?
Do i need to recharge?
Should i buy a new sim?

HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!

Please does God answer short prayers? Prayers that last at most 2 minutes? I find it very difficult to pray for long periods, so i just mumble what i have to pray about In 2 minutes and i'm done. Is it Wrong to pray that way?

Kabiru in Puma T and Jeans 
SAY NO TO WESTERNIZATION!! 

By the way, pls someone should tell that armed policeman in the second pic not to blow a hole in kabiru's back. . . .YET!