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Na wa ooooo
People no know wetin be satire again
I recognized it without even opening the thread. . Oya clap for me

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I don't like Nkwobi at all. Can not stand it. Don't understand why i should eat bones with little meat. But isiewu is another matter. I insisted on eating it even when i was pregnant. I can make it very well. Just chill with it, a glass of cold drink and watch your favourite team. That is pure bliss.

I'm vindicated

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the taste should not really be the same but i guess the main spice which is potash is present in both.

The difference is the type of meat. Nkwobi is tendon, joints, cow's feet while Isiewu is goat head with the brain used to make the paste. The price for the two can never be the same per plate.

very informative
So which is better and why. C'mon there has to be one you prefer?

I dont care what you stole or what you did, I CAN NEVER AND WILL NEVER LYNCH ANYONE
My very close friend was killed and burnt in lagos on 16 sept 2008. i cant forget the date. I burn a candle for him every year. Quiet boy
They say he stole a phone charger. I think he didnt. I know he didnt. I hope he didnt, cos it didnt make sense. I know him
The worst part was that he saw me in the crowd when he was being beaten. I can still remember the look on his face.
Look of disappointment that i just stood there. But being a coward, i was afraid if i tried to absolve him, i'll be lynched too
I hate people who lynch other people. If i could, i'll kill them too

Pls speak in english, what does this portend for me pls?
I failed economics at all levels of my education  

Does it affect the price of this stupid iphone 4 i've wanted to buy buts too costly?  

boiled yam and okro soup
White rice with egusi soup as stew

I initially laughed off these combinations, till i ate them myself
delicious

I've eaten both, and they taste the same to me
But i hear people specifically ordering them differently
So i want to know which is a better deal?
At the same price e.g 1000 naira each which is better and why?
Thanks 

Are these supposed to be Ministers of a northern state or ministers of the FRN?
Why so many hausas on the list? 

You guys dont understand. .
Its not cos of the 4-1. Its the last goal.
There was a pattern, if you didnt watch the match go and watch it
It has nothing to do with Nigeria, rather the betting pattern

A would-be beauty queen does not know her stats, or even what stats mean?
O ma se ooooo

Pls house, i havent got a reply from the university (Grant Macewan) that i applied to for fall
Is there cause for concern?
I am feeling stalled

**Minimum Order: 20pcs**
Are you trying to say we cant purchase singly?
Becos i want to buy just one zte mf636 for personal use from your office in sky memorial?

I recently bought a universal modem (Orange Icon 225), but i'm skeptical about the speeds i'm getting, so how do i check my modem speed?
Its supposed to be 7.2mbps but how do i confirm that? is there an application or something to do that?
And the GUI for the modem is so scanty, so i cant check it there

Thanks

Pls i'm sorry if i sound like a broken record, but this is my first post in this thread
WHERE IS GEJ IN ALL THIS?
I MEAN HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM SAYING ANYTHING, OR SPOKEN THROUGH ANYBODY
I'M SHOCKED

Make una shut up and go marry una own na. . na wa
I bet that dress una dey yab like this can buy you bittches a dozen brazilian hairs and gazillion fake nails
She is happily married to a multi-, has beautiful kids,
you. . .bittch all day on nairaland. nothing to show for

@michelin_tyre
*money with no dress sense or
*dress sense with no money

, choose one

mydreamz:
Forget it ,  i dont like ugly people at all, 80% of ugly mucheches are dangerous, they have no good character, all they want to do is bring people around them down.
before i used to feel pity towards them cos lots of peeps discriminate against them, but i tell people that its not their fault that they are ugly. they dint ask to be this way, lets show them love.
but with time and my association with them, they have proved to me that they are useless, thieves, e-diot, not-so-smart person, nyashhole, husband-snatcher, back-bitters, all bad traits in this world rolled into one is in them.
If you see any ugly pesin, run for your dear life, cos they have no life already and they no mind to make others life ugly like theirs. no show them any silly love at all

I was actually taking you seriously until you mentioned husband snatching
Olodo

lanre88:
Kindly review your settings or maybe your server aint working.

Iwp is working perfectly (V2) and thats what am using to post here.

Tell him the truth abeg
Iwp does not work perfectly. As a matter of fact it does not work for large parts of the day
It does not work 24hours like freedom

Ibime:
Going by comments on this thread, I can see that the mind of the Nigerian youth is more polluted than their forebears. Who cares about "which zone won" when none of these motherphuckers ever did a thing to better the lives of their villages much less their zone. God forbid that I or any of my kin should line up behind any of the current set of political vultures in the guise of "supporting my zone". In the jungle called Nigeria, halfwits pop champagne at the chance for someone of the same ethnic stock to join the Federal lootocracy.

My broda e no tire you. Sometimes i'm ashamed of being a nigerian
The ones who are positively affected by these shamobolic elections, who are in some way affiliated to these elected thieves
wont even be on nairaland yakking this zone or that zone, they will be cruising the world on stolen loot

~Bluetooth:
Honestly the challenge is on the ACN governors who are representatives of the hope of the SW.If the whole of SW is developed,then what is my business if pdp turns the other part of Nigeria into a slum ? It is getting to a point where the region should comes first if the central government continues to act irresponsibly.

Omo no vex. Pls wait for your 'darling' ACN to start working first e hear?
I hate to think what will happen to your SW when everything begins to go wrong at once
Na tinubu o remember, na anywhere him belle face o. . .

BIGFAT you are a foooool and will die in abject poverty
cant you see no one is interested in your stupid iwp?
imbbecile. go about spamming the whole forum. midget.

Pls does eset have 64bit?
I need to download an antivirus but i'm confused

Jouslaw abeg check that server you texted me this night
Its not browsing.
I don tire o. . . haba

Jouslaw you got mail